December 2023

koboldfactory:

Least favorite phenomenon

meme-loving-stuck:

snaxle:

snaxle:

snaxle:

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

heyyyyy followers and mutuals who think this only applies to people from twitter:

it doesn’t.

zzztlk:

zzztlk:

zzztlk:

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

Starting NOW!!

☹️

swallowsblood-deactivated202404:

swallowsblood-deactivated202404:

I can’t believe paying minimum wage is like a culturally acceptable thing for bosses to do to their employees

if I came into work and went “nah, I think im gonna do the absolute bare minimum” I would be fired. we need to start firing bosses who only pay minimum wage. out of cannons

angelicgarnet:

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn’t mean they’re autistic? you guys know that right

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Wild that Harley Quinn has always been this great of a character

identifying-cars-in-posts:

polishkurapika:

2014-2018 GMC Sierra

2015-2021 Volkswagen Golf

damazcuz:

damazcuz:

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

To be honest yeah

marioheritageposts:

outofcontextdiscord:

Mario Heritage Post

pastacrylic:

pastacrylic:

pastacrylic:

ok gimme a minute

By jove this is pornographey

poopi:

this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed

headspace-hotel:

foxtail354:

thenatsdorf:

Itchy snoot. 

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

whiteboysquirkingonthebeat:

pansyfemme:

evildevil42:

pansyfemme:

the world is built on mundane ppl with extremly passionate and niche intrests BTW

actually it’s built on evil

no i think thats a you thing. peace and love forever

psygull:

girl-debord:

playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks

thyrell:

spades-gameing:

thememedaddy:

is anyone else seeing some sort of big boobs and mittens person hidden in the pattern

countably-infinite-rats:

countably-infinite-rats:

necer0s:

davidalleynes:

merman-witha-merplan:

have-mercy-i-am-trash:

cyrilthewolf:

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

One of DC’s shining moments

Krypto/Hope Corgi team-up WHEN?!????

is it just me or is that the same head but rotated???

aaaaaallllmost

i-say-ok:

s-lycopersicum:

rnadvillain:

s-lycopersicum:

All you need in life is a color picker willing to expose you to the unbounded madness we call color vision.

me, absolutely clueless: “I want a color just like this one, but in red”
color picker: Fuck you think you are, a Mantis Shrimp? Don’t talk to me again until you can afford a wide gamut monitor.

what is even happening here 😨 wheres the circle with the triangle inside we all know and love..

The circle and triangle are a lie we tell ourselves to cope with the ugly reality… Now this– this is the real deal!

In seriousness, this is oklch.com, a color picker for the OKLCH color model.

There are whole several hour lectures one could take in color science and theory, but to keep it short: the set of colors we can see, the set of colors monitors can display, and the set of colors computers can model are three circles that only somewhat overlap.

In this case, if I wanted this color

but in red, I could just go of Photoshop and move over the hue slider, getting this as a result:

Which is.. acceptable, but not as “bright” and “vibrant” as the green I had. Looking at the graphs in the OKLCH color picker, we can figure out why:

It tells us that a red with the same luminosity and chroma as this green is out of gamut—that is, it cannot be displayed by this monitor.

In this case, you can use the edges of the graph to find the color that is closest to what you want. You can, for example, keep the chroma but sacrifice lightness,

keep the lightness but drop the chroma,

or a bit of both, which is what the common HSV triangles already do.

But I like to know when it happens, y'know?

ok.

starjasmines:

starjasmines:

fuck due dates i wish nothing was ever due

except babies. sorry to all newborns for this insensitive post.

evilscientist3:

purplegfdgirl:

wizardshark:

jame7t:

evilscientist3:

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

snippit-crickit:

Perfectly normal train running to greet you cmon give it a hug


(FYI, its this guy i drew half a year ago and i still think about it)

virgomoon-deactivated20240514:

any mutuals wanna have group nap time

lvlbeginner:

rippleskip:

mad-hare:

mad-hare:

nocturnofshadow:

redistributed-memes:

I’m shitting at these tags

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

This is so funny. That’s one of the bus routes I take. I literally take this exact bus

I hope your bus has seatbelts.

pururin:

image
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paneerlajwanti:

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

valtsv:

valtsv:

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying “make sure you check the weather forecast before you go” . in the catacombs?

tumblr post by dyletantów: "good morning tumblr it's overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull."ALT

i-may-be-an-emu:

currann:

pixiis-blog:

wolfbeware:

netheritenugget:

accio:

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

Oh! These are super cool!

not me just litterally building a flat roof or digging into a mountain or litterally chucking some tnt somewhere and sealing it up, leveling the floor qnd leaving an entrance while other people are out here being full on architects

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

saying “bite me” to a vampire for the sake of being a smartass but also because you want them to. To

to b

When you

circling back on this. Hi

therobotmonster:

prowl-mun:

little-apocalypse-kitten:

virovac:

Its due to actor contracts/star appeal most of tiem apparently. Can’t have faces covered too long apparently

…okay now I want a film where most of the action is in space suits colored like power rangers outfits to tell them apart.

This is the perfect idea for use of unknown actors - first roles, people who can body-act well.  If they need dialogue, dub voice actors over them.  Unknown physical actors combined with well-known, celebrated animation voice actors. 

Like, “Okay, the purple astronaut is voiced by Tress McNeil! I think the green one is Mark Hammil?  Is the white-suit Jonny Yong Bosch?  Oh, dude, duuuude, is that Keston John voicing Blue?”  

And it’s all done in-story with sci-fi com-systems so we can hear the dialogue, but nobody’s taking off their helment in a potentially toxic or oxygen-thin or potentially space-pathogen-laden atmosphere. 

maybe it could have twist where the astronauts are not human at all.

Color coded astronauts.

Potentially not human at all.

lakevida:

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

homestuckhomestuckhomestuck:

aceloha:

emmas-dilemma:

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

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coughloop:

coughloop:

oooooh its called being “Independant” because it feels like you are all alone, cut off from the world by the curse

trapped “In De Pendant”

tomorrowillbeyou:

i could never be a music reviewer because every single album i would just be like yaaaayyy i loved it i had so much fun!!^_^ im glad they’re creating something!!!!^_^

enbycrip:

lmaonade:

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

kiunlo:

batshit-auspol:

Police have tweeted that large bags of cocaine are washing up on the beaches of Sydney and have asked the public not to touch them.

Merry Christmas everyone

kitkatsmol:

hollowtones:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

ah, a classic

czesca:

heavensghost:

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

revoltingchild:

ahh yes my favorite time of year

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

godofautism:

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

/nf

ofishal-fish-posts:

danishprince:

always saying this

official fish post

i-say-ok:

fridayindulges:

ok! ♥️♥️

frogparty:

oceanicgf:

frogparty:

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite

0v9:

0v9:

charlottan:

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think “oh a nice drink of water i was parched” just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

Sharing this post with my friend who is a dentist. Will report back.

0v9:

0v9:

charlottan:

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think “oh a nice drink of water i was parched” just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

Sharing this post with my friend who is a dentist. Will report back.

desktopatomicclocks:

i like it when animals whos pupils are normally thin become an all encompassing void that judges you for your actions. also dumbass behavior inbound