December 2023

ibtisams-deactivated20240709:

“Gaza is now a different colour from space. It’s a different texture.”

themostscrumpdiddlyumtious:

canyoncruise:

jucked:

djseinfeld:

I’m resharing this because I too have a dark side

it’s called a shadow, idiot

no shadow is the black and red one you dont know anything about sonic

THE POWER OF SONIC LORE SATURDAY SHINES WITHIN YOU

variousstormsandtaints:

lesb0:

lesb0:

if you’re a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

“I’m depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason” yeah you’ve spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn’t passive self harm. of course your body doesn’t like that, it’s exhausting

you lost me at sex I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes am I gonna die

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

bidaubadeadieu:

overdramaticntrue:

guerrillatech:

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

other anagrams of delta-omicron:

MORON CITADEL

CILANTRO MODE

CONDOM RETAIL

MOONLIT CEDAR

LORD MEAT COIN

RENT ACID LOOM

ACNE MOLD RIOT

guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel

hunter-rodrigez:

intoxicatedinkeep:

hunter-rodrigez:

teal-chimera:

teal-chimera:

i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i’ve seen people saying things like “well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it” and it’s like, that’s not the point. it’s that companies /shouldn’t/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i’m still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn’t have to begin with though?

adding this to the post because, 100%, just there’s a fire doesn’t mean you should pour gasoline on it

I have like ten different ad and/or tracking blockers on my PC and phone… just out of pure spite

Can link it? I wish to hop aboard that train.

@drunkenbartend

Is there any benefit to using multiple ad blockers at once? I honestly don’t know, but I haven’t seen a single ad on the internet in ages and I get to use this image:

queenofnots:

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Option A or Option B?

-Option A

-Option B

apolladay:

Option A or Option B?

Option A

Option B

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pastadoughie:

blooper-malte:

Y'know what 100 likes and an alternate universe visitor will appear in the main Wizardblr universe.

Edit: After a big miscommunication the goal has been updated to

100 replies(Complete)

100 reblogs (in progress)

100 Likes (In progress)

silverspleen:

Every time I see that G–gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it’s cool you can have a good family photo, it’s cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you’re blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn’t have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

the-haiku-bot:

transdragonlira:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

my printer is broken in what feels like an act of divine punishment only printed that one fucking picture of reigen until it ran out of ink, i asked it to print one A4 page of 9 of him… i have 360 pictures of reigen from MP100

send help

@my-t4t-romance i unplugged it, reset it and turned it on and off again, cancelled the whole queue of “to print documents” and it continued to print another 10 pages of reigen before running out of ink

some of you will not be seeing the light of heaven

OP why did you need 9 pictures of Reigen mob spyco 100

OP why did you need

9 pictures of Reigen mob

spyco 100

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

54735749956555371253415-deactiv:

chimaerakitten:

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

xxxadgothur:

infiniteorangethethird:

I don’t know where this “if you don’t feel love/empathy you’re evil” idea comes from like if you can only be decent towards people if you love them/feel empathy towards them then I’m pretty sure I’m not the one mistreating more people of the two of us

21stcenturyschizoidfag:

please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan

kibumkim:

Sephora has a lotion that attracts horny spiders out right now isnt life interesting

Fuck yourself dumb cunt (super cozy in your mom's womb)

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

I get the funniest hate mail when that “I think people should be less awful to each other” post starts going around again

chick-it-out:

secondbeatsongs:

secondbeatsongs:

chick-it-out:

secondbeatsongs:

Part of the cooking instructions from a box of pasta. This section reads: "Simmer, uncovered, for 7-9 minutes until pasta is tender and sauce is chickened. Cooking time may vary depending upon the kind of the used heating source."

…until the sauce is what?

😙👌🍝🐓

this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

a while ago, @chick-it-out was so sweet and mailed me the original comic, and I finally found a good frame for it!

thanks again, chick-it-out! 🥰 I will treasure it forever!

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Text: I don't think I worry so much anymore about romance
Panel 1: Smiling person with dot eyes and a cowboy hat holding an aromantic flag. It has green, white, grey, and black stripes and hangs to the ground.ALT
Page background fades from white to black.
Text: I just know I want someone to read to me
Panel 2: The person with the cowboy hat sitting on the right side of a campfire. They smile and look into the fire. On the opposite side is a featureless person smiling and reading from a book. They also sit on a camping chair.
Panel 3: A partial bunk bed can be seen, the featureless person lying down on the top bunk and looking at their phone while smiling. The person now without their cowboy hat sits cross-legged on the bottom bunk with a reading light on and looks at their phone. The cowboy hat is balanced on the post of the bunk bed.
Text: We'll talk for hours, sometimes
or stay perfectly silentALT
Text: Maybe you'll ave hair for me to help comb
Panel 4: Three people sitting in a row. The person with the cowboy hat sitting on a stool and smiling and brusing the hair of the person in front of them. The person in the middle smiling with their mouth open and sitting on the ground. They have long dangling hair. They have their hands on the shoulders of the person in front of them whho sits with folded legs and smiles with teeth.
Text: We can go on adventures
Panel 5: View of the inside of a car through the front window. The person with the cowboy hat has a folded map spread in front of them as they hold on to the handle on the ceiling. They sit in shotgun next to the driver, who has an open mouth and both hands on the steering wheel. Two people can be seen in the back, one with a ponytail and smiling wide and the other with wide shoulders and grimacing.ALT
Text: Use the shower and bath simultaneously to save time
Panel 6: An upright shower next to a bath. A hand sticks out of the top of the shower and tosses a chunk of soap over so that it splashes in the bath. The person now without their cowboy hat laughs and recoils from the splash.
Text: And I'll crashh my head into your shoulder
Panel 7: Person with the cowboy hat smiling with closed eyes and falls backwards against the silhouette of a larger person. There are small radiating lines to indicate impact.
Text: and tell you I love you
Panel 8: Close-up of the person with the cowboy hat smiling with an open mouth and looking up.
Background fades from black to white.ALT
Text: And hopefully they will accept thhe space in my heart is wide enough for "always you"
Panel 9: Zoom out and the person with the cowboy hat is sitting cross-legged and leaned against a larger person. They both smile and the person with the cowboy hat closes their eyes. The person they are leaning on holds a DS in their hands as if they're playing with it.
Panel 10: Close-up of the person smiling down.
Panel 11: Same shot but the person looks up slightly and there are small attention lines.ALT
Text: and even wider still than "only you"
Panel 12: From the left two more people walk in carrying a bag of popcorn and a drinks tray with take away cups for 4 people. There is a person with a ponytail and the other smiles and talks to the person on their DS.
Watermark on the bottom center of the page: @yeehawpimALT

having a ponder about being aromantic and the kinds of friendships or qprs I might want to have

deep-state-partisan:

sabertoothwalrus:

gavamont:

wizard-gobling:

ratazom:

wizard-gobling:

wizard-gobling:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax.

  1. The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
  2. The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
  3. And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I’ll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

Dungeon

Welcome to the club

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????


Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

Dungeon.

Wow. I don’t respect anyone in this thread.

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

I was inspired

mycologyenthusiast:

reselection:

garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

based

tinymoves:

it’s crazy that they do the ‘taking off glasses makeover’ or whatever thing in movies when real life is always like someone you see everyday wears glasses once and is suddenly incredibly hot

greencarnation:

oakay-deactivated20241117:

2023 recap!!!

jan: forgot

feb: forgot

march: forgot

april: forgot

may: forgot

june: forgot

july: forgot

aug: forgot

sep: forgot

oct: forgot

nov: forgot

dec: forgot

nativenews:

gayestpiano:

A text conversation between gray text and green. The first text is cut off and reads
gray: -and can you take me home after
green: yeah
gray: Coo
Thanks
green: pigeons when you give them crumbs
The last message is partially cropped
gray: Shut upALT

qujaruto-qujhe-qujear:

spiribia:

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

janeypievanas:

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

world-heritage-posts:

frenums:

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

world heritage post

bathykolpian:

thetyrannosaur:

fedorathexplorer:

chrownox:

fedorathexplorer:

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

rattanwhip:

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

slutty-d1saster:

perenial:

perenial:

hey sorry i can’t come out tonight i have a thing

screenshot of a wikipedia article titled 'list of people who disappeared mysteriously at sea'ALT

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I’m almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I’m gonna build in there when I’m done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

autistic-fuckwad:

ostrigjpg:

autistic-fuckwad:

my sons Windows C: and Local Disk E:

They look so happy

my older but still happy 1 tb drive and his younger, much stronger brother who does all the heavy lifting for the older brother’s joints because he’s been working really hard

also this is how i see them btw.

the-haiku-bot:

autopygmalion:

White Boy Orders In FLUENT C++, SHOCKS Trans Woman Barista

White Boy Orders In

FLUENT C++, SHOCKS Trans

Woman Barista

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

nativenews:

rayghosts:

bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after

trapny:

i-am-a-fish:

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

Ok I am taking this as a sign. Goog night evyone

blueengland:

blueengland:

I’m currently beating Mario Wonder without touching the ground (once I first leave it)

First two levels down, gonna need a badge to get the secret exit though.

Yoshi is absolutely 100% required btw.

Done the first three levels too.

mysharona1987:

davidthephoneguy:

See y’all next year which for me is in 55 minutes

:3

paradichlorosocksy:

Being a healer is nice actually

orc-sign-language:

birdladymelia:

charlesoberonn:

sunbakery:

sensiblereblogifposts:

helloitsbees:

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d:

andmaybegayer:

slowedclover4:

memewhore:

This will haunt my nightmares.

Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it’ll unmute so you can hear whoever’s calling you.

You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*

​she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum

Reblog if ​she twiddled your squelch till you ended up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum

dyingtobehim:

hottest position in a band

singer

guitarist

bassist

drummer

secret 5th thing

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transmasc-wizard:

mmtions:

transmasc-wizard:

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:

don’t apologize, this is gold