December 2023

homunculus-argument:

If there’s one movie genre that’s gone missing and which should be picked up again, it’s affectionate genre parodies. Movies written by people who genuinely love some one specific type of goofy movies, pick up all the tropes and clichés of it, and then take all of the unintentionally comical elements of the genre and then do them on purpose. Both the big overarching big defining traits, and the subtle little details that can only be noticed by someone who’s seen 1000 movies of this genre.

Like yeah yeah the hero always has one of these two or three occupations and the sidekick is always someone like that, but did you notice the background actress with that exact specific shade of bad hair dye that was the cheapest when these movies were being made back in the day? One specific glass bottle prop that was nicknamed “the bomb bottle” because you knew the movie was going to bomb if they couldn’t afford anything better than that, except this time it’s a lore gag because they make a makeshift bomb out of it. They use the bomb bottle as a bottle bomb! A pun as a plot point! And nobody but the film fans would even know that!

I know that “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” doesn’t mean what people think it means, but I miss that time when movie parodies were made by people who love what they’re mocking. I can’t sit through one of those mean-spirited “we hate everything about the source material so hard that we didn’t even read/watch it” movies. If the creators got nothing out of creating it, I’m not going to get anything out of watching it.

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

“Oh do you mean a patronus?” No I fucking do not. Do not come at me with some made up ass Harry Potter bullshit

queer-as-city-folk:

mcgeese-deactivated20241112:

queer-as-city-folk:

Fun Fact: It gets you downtown, and is accessible both in terms of disability access andlocation are the bare fucking minimums that you should be able to expect from a transit system. If it doesn’t at minimum meet those 3 things, it is not a good transit system.

I thought the blue text was a link and I kept trying to press it

Next time, I will attach a link

dingdongyouarewrong:

monsterquill:

“some people don’t deserve redemption” redemption isn’t something that’s deserved, it’s something someone does. it’s making the choice to change the way you live your life, to be better, to do good things instead of bad things and try to make up for the bad things. and everyone can and should do that, at any time, no matter what they’ve done. we can’t change the past, but we can choose what kind of person to be now and in the future. we have the responsibility to do so. it is so completely not about “deserving.”

mayfriend:

mytearsrricochet:

They’ve found the cause of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Babies who die of SIDS have a significantly lower level of an enzyme, the purpose of which is to rouse the baby from sleep if necessary (such as the baby stops breathing). This is extremely huge science and medicine news. There is a biological reason. It’s not random.

Previously, parents were told SIDS could be prevented if they took proper precautions: laying babies on their backs, not letting them overheat and keeping all toys and blankets out of the crib were a few of the most important preventative steps. So, when SIDS still occurred, parents were left with immense guilt, wondering if they could have prevented their baby’s death.

Dr. Carmel Harrington, the lead researcher for the study, was one of these parents. Her son unexpectedly and suddenly died as an infant 29 years ago. (…) Harrington explained what she was told about the cause of her child’s death. 

“Nobody could tell me. They just said it’s a tragedy. But it was a tragedy that didn’t sit well with my scientific brain.” 

Since then, she’s worked to find the cause of SIDS, both for herself and for the medical community as a whole. She went on to explain why this discovery is so important for parents whose babies suffered from SIDS. 

"These families can now live with the knowledge that this was not their fault,” she said.

(…) As the cause is now known, researchers can turn their attention to a solution. In the next few years, those in the medical community who have studied SIDS will likely work on a screening test to identify babies who are at risk for SIDS and hopefully prevent it altogether.

mtsodie:

important research here

when you eat cheese does it tickle / make your throat itchy / idk how to describe it tbh

yes

no

See Results

🧀 <- chease

saltystingray:

atomicc:

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

media-sickos-international:

escuerzoresucitado:

Happy Hermanos Binarios Wednesday

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

I personally prefer Musicolet, due to it’s versatile queue system.

pokemonheritageposts:

sunyshorewaves:

sunyshorewaves:

sunyshorewaves:

are pokemon sentient enough that I could send my Scrafty to the store with a shopping list and money and he’d be allowed to shop by himself when he gets there

my shiny Scrafty in the cold aisles trying to decide on cheese

I love you guys

Pokemon Heritage Post

whydidisavethistomyphone:

So elon musk’s new AI is just chat GPT…

What’s the maximum video length for a YouTube video? Can they handle a Hbomberguy video about elon musk 🤔

pokemonheritageposts:

sunyshorewaves:

sunyshorewaves:

sunyshorewaves:

are pokemon sentient enough that I could send my Scrafty to the store with a shopping list and money and he’d be allowed to shop by himself when he gets there

my shiny Scrafty in the cold aisles trying to decide on cheese

I love you guys

Pokemon Heritage Post

bluespoondillon:

lukadjo:

Meet gort

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

lilythebracer:

pekowithabat:

smol-bi-nb-boi:

fi-being-chaotic:

8-bitfandoms:

bendy-in-the-inky-abyss-au:

book-dragon-not-worm:

hamiltonbitch15:

thechaoticbisexual:

sjw-hitgirl:

sylveonagainstddlg:

genderfluid-coyote-starrk:

too-easily-obsessed:

ladyofthegeneral:

spacexualkids:

entertainingfaith:

To prove something to a friend, please


REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

I almost liked before I finished reading-

I SHALL BREAK THE REBLOG BUTTON!

+  +  +

I might be a lil biased, BUT HELL YES ARE ACES/AROS QUEER!!

Reblog! >:3

r e b l o g t h i s m o t h e r f * c k e r

REBLOG THIS NOW >:( 

if you like

you die

I think this is the first time something was on my dash that I haven’t liked- ACE/ARO RIGHTS!!!

Ofc! @w4nderingdreamer

sexygaywizard:

mutant-distraction:

Crested Pigeon (Ocyphaps lophotes) in Australia by Chris Watson.

:

im like if you made a girl but forgot to give it any of the skills it needs to survive under capitalism

:

im like if you made a girl but forgot to give it any of the skills it needs to survive under capitalism

guiltyidealist:

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More art of Swift[something], my Warrior Cats ‘sona~

seasaltshrimp-deactivated202402:

I have some older art tips that I keep forgetting to post here. I’ll add a few in the next few days, at least those that aren’t too outdated!


This one is about giving an extra feel of weight to your characters.

drawingden:

Fire Tutorial by kantakerro

dyscomancer:

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

notgreengardens:

nightwashh:

he has a name :(

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

darhak:

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That’s my first (and probably not last) art tutorial! And Steve, well, he does his best.

cinnamonrollbakery:

POC blush tutorial

Feel free to repost, but please credit me

xz-art:

Art Tips | Line Weight

Hello, I didn’t make it in time but I still wanted to share this short guide on applying varying line weight onto a drawing.

In my first year of art college, drawing class was like a treasure trove of new tips and knowledge which I looked forward to every week. I used to only draw either very lightly overall or with the same intensity and no variation in my lines. 

But one of the first things introduced to us in drawing class was how to vary our lines and mark making to capture light and shadow through just our line drawings. I never noticed the big difference it made to drawing only in a line with the same weight or which was uniform in pressure. I saw how it added more depth and fluidity to the character or subject making them less flat and stiff overall.

So ever since then I have tried to observe more and make thoughtful decisions of where I can play with the pressure of my lines while drawing.

Hope this is helpful! :)

-xz

artists-avenue:

By @miyuliart on Twitter. This person actually does a bunch of other helpful art tips, I highly recommend checking them out! 

guiltyidealist:

I was government-assigned a Shinx in PMD: Sky named Roxas. So of course I made a new OC out of it… and I love it…

My art has some flaws that bother me, but it suffices as a tiny ref

I decided to change the way the tail star looks but don’t feel like changing this ref, so see this post for what it’s supposed to look like

mango-pickle:

regaltempo:

candytroll:

cronxes:

kyumiku:

world-is-a-bad-world:

jennaveverayenstone:

masterofchaos95:

killergordia:

shinydiamondblg:

givinginandsigningup:

ferociousfangirlofmanyfandoms:

thedutchsin:

ask-sauce-hq:

genothecreeper:

tomsdrawingboard:

sahco:

Reblog art. Always.

100% this

Remember my unsung artist rant?
Here’s how to make an unsung get heard.

THIS IS TRUE yet people still dont do it.

Get those reblog buttons green guys

GREEN = SEEN

❤❤❤❤

Also, I’m a lot more likely to follow someone or reblog if it’s from a follower of mine as opposed to Tumblr’s stupid algorithms trying to push it on me. Just a thought.

FUNKING REBLOG PLEASE

being nice doesn’t hurt, people of tumblr

That really help

Cant emphasize this enough

Please reblog.

Reblog is love, reblog is life ~ <3

Yas

I want to get notice

I appreciate all the notes I get, but it’s true that reblogging can get a bigger audience to see it too.

the same goes for writing, guys :)

silima:

i got some questions lately about starting digital art & layers and stuff so i made a tutorial 👁👄👁

You okay there? I think you forgot the 🥵🔥♥️?

fawnydoe:

fawnydoe:

this is such a non-issue but truly no greater tragedy than seeing a piece of media furryfied and they’ve made your special guy the wrong animal. like that animal does NOT align with the themes in my little guy’s story, do it again.

not everyone can be a wolf, not everyone should be a wolf. hold this in your heart and come to terms with it.

jackironsides:

ritavonbees:

good news!

Ibis use 'stress and wash' technique to eat poisonous cane toads
ABC Gold Coast / 
By Tom Forbes
Posted 12h ago12 hours ago, updated 10h ago
photo of an ibis carrying a black toad in its beak 
Ibis are employing the "stress and wash" method to reduce toxin levels in cane toads.(Supplied: Liam Gill)ALT

why is this so fucking comical

Close up on the Ibis beak and toad with dangling legsALT
"It's quite amusing to watch and it's quite different from other native species and their methods of eating them," she said.

"The ibis will pick up cane toads and they will flick them about and stress out the toads. 

"What this does is it makes the cane toads release toxins from the parotoid gland at the back of their neck, which is their defence mechanism when they're faced with predators.

"Then they'll take them down to the creek and wash them."

photo of another Ibis carrying a toad ALT
zooming in on this Ibis. it has iridescence around its shouldersALT

yeah you must fucken …. you stress out the toad and then give it a rinse, voilah

Considering the Ibis are indigenous here and the cane toads are not, this is FANTASTIC news. The cane toads are seriously disrupting some fragile ecosystems, and previously there haven’t really been any predators for them (other than e.g. my mother swerving to hit them when we go up north to visit rellos).

canonkiller:

canonkiller:

A three panel comic drawn in white and red on a black background.

the first panel shows an ouroboros eating it's own tail, and the text reads "Here's the deal, Ouroboros."

the second and third panels are mirrored illustrations of the ouroboros curving away from its own tail. the first of the two has the latter half of the tail missing, replaced with red skeletal lines. both are trailing stylized blood from their mouths. the text reads, across both panels "Bite down, or let go."

the artists watermark in the center of the piece says canonkiller.ALT

but you can’t keep holding on like this.

a reflection on the ouroboros

Keep reading

powdermelonkeg:

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

datafags:

datafags:

busty robot girlfriend that uses double D batteries

there seems to be an error in my methods. by my estimations, this should have already been at 10000 notes by now

stinkyfishboy:

obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with

bacony-cakes:

cis-passing:

theskankmonster:

cis-passing:

why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

is that the slow mo guys explosion

username-not-registered:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

i-am-a-fish:

adangerousapple:

i-am-a-fish:

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

they might even be looking at this post right now

they might even be gay

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

lesbiankermit:

letter-from-the-refuge:

moonlandy:

dailygiffing:

Scooby Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

you know what there were a lot of jokes in this movie that went over my head as a kid

that’s because this movie was filmed as an R-rated (18+) parody, but at the last moment before release, warner bros decided it would loose them too many fans of the cartoon for children and sully the good name of Scooby Doo and had the film re-edited down to PG. why do you think so much smoke was coming out of the mystery machine? why shaggy’s girlfriend is called mary jane? daphne and velma were lesbians and one of the first instances of cgi costumes on human actors was used to raise the neckline on their blouses. Freddy was played as gay with only the scene where they admit it deleted.

if you don’t know about this, seriously look it up. here’s a very toned-down wiki article but there’s much more out there. this film sounds like it was written for tumblr ten years early

Honestly thats a fair thing for tim curry to do. Scrappy doo is evil

cadaverousdecay:

klapollo:

momdusa:

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter…

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein’s monster like. they’re DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to “atone” for the actions of their ancestors.

Three human guys drivingALT

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the “drak whack.” dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

@dramaticstigmatic @fatalismboyfriend @faggottranssexual

t4tails:

you either go to sleep a hero or stay up long enough to see yourself become the villain

bloglikeanegyptian:

in more “israel is a terrorist state” news, you might have already heard that they targeted al jazeera journalist wael el dahdouh and his cameraman samer abu daqqa in an airstrike on another UN school refugees were sheltering in yesterday, dec 15. you might have already heard that wael was able to get out and walk ten minutes while injured until he found a car to take him out. samer could not walk and was left to bleed out. al jazeera had a counter for how many hours he was left to bleed out while they pleaded with the red cross, any international body, anyone, to intervene. nobody could get through the israeli snipers and bombardment of anyone who tried to rescue him. after six hours he died.

you might not know that three emergency workers were also killed trying to rescue him. ramy bedeir, nour saqr and hosny nabhan were all murdered by israeli forces when they went to rescue a photojournalist bleeding out in a bombed UN school.

these are some of the everyday practices of genocide. just constant, unending, state-sanctioned murder of palestine’s bravest.

zelda-heritage-posts:

dontgobreakingmyfart:

dontgobreakingmyfart:

“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

ok so explanation of horsequest:

9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”

Zelda Heritage Post

the-haiku-bot:

daughter-of-sapph0:

daughter-of-sapph0:

daughter-of-sapph0:

daughter-of-sapph0:

stop tagging this as “good omens”. go watch another show

yeah sure fine

I’d rather you just fucking shoot me instead of leaving this comment

I’d rather you just

fucking shoot me instead of

leaving this comment

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

marxism-transgenderism:

I might as well be reading the gospels rn

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

lesbian-toddhoward:

donuteater13:

Reblog to kill it faster

YEEEEAAAAAAAA

femboyyuri:

tropicalscream:

fagrrot:

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl