December 2023

asynca:

icannotgetoverbirds:

Actually, no, fuck you. Changing your sheets for you. Swaddling-fabric blanket in the dryer for 15 minutes, wrap yourself up and get cozy. kissing you on the forehead and tucking you in. nap for up to two hours or go to bed if it’s that time.

foxgirlriley:

nothingbutloveforyou:

i love how the most mundane things suddenly become fun and enjoyable when you do them with someone you care about

@icannotgetoverbirds ☺️

foodandfriends:

the woman in my earbuds: Battery Low

me: so you’re just going to leave me. just like everyone else

username-not-registered:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

i-am-a-fish:

adangerousapple:

i-am-a-fish:

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

they might even be looking at this post right now

they might even be gay

adropofhumanity:

teaboot:

pain-and-or-suffering:

dailylaurajane:

cissue

it doesn’t even mean straight I’m losing my mind

i-may-be-an-emu:

freenarnian:

rumade:

rumade:

Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like

Give your friend a neolithic burial

Exactly

I’m so glad this post is finally reaching the people it was meant for; weird little kids who liked playing history and death

The book also had instructions for making a paper replica of a mammoth bone/hide hut 🦣 🛖 and I was never allowed to take over the living room and do it

Reblog to give your mutuals a neolithic burial 🦴🌼⚱️🗡️

oooo ok these are actually so cool tho some of them would be covered in animal hides and the hides weighed down with rocks around the edges and also some would be lost to time and then other burials would be done over the top of them making it hard for archaeologists to determine what time periods things are from and its so cool!

bodhrancomedy:

Happy International Sign Language Day!

petermorwood:

weaselle:

theheartspeaksloudest:

neue-muslim-lekture:

marthajefferson:

the origin of the letter 🇦

(from the documentary The Odyssey of the Writing, 2020)

Documentary is called “The Secret History of Writing” done by BBC

https://youtu.be/hbmyXjqXlEY

this has always fascinated me. I first learned it about 25 years ago, and ever since, every time I see a capital letter A  a tiny voice inside me goes “bull!” 

Fun to see an actual scholarly version of this, because I first read it as explained (-ish) by one of Kipling’s “Just So Stories” a very, very long time ago…

chongoblog:

littlestfallenangel:

apocraphelion:

animentality:

valtsv:

which has more interesting implications?

you can’t see the ghost, even if it wants you to, because of something you lack

you can’t see the ghost because it doesn’t want you to, and refuses to let you

See Results

emmejayy:

technofeudalism:

they do not! they run on energon

which, in g1, COULD be made from diesel, but didnt need to be. any energy source could be condensed into energon

ninetysomethingsouls:

biwitched:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @heritageposts

ship-of-skitties:

say what you want abt practicality but illusion magic would be so great. just trace what’s in ur head. project your thoughts highly literally. show people infinite horrors. it’s a great deal

ghostly-light:

lifewithchronicpain:

anxious-and-in-pain:

it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)

every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat

sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive

this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they’ll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

This is called Dignity of Risk, and it’s an important concept in disability justice.

Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.

Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of “protection” or “care” is yet another way that we are disabled by society.

crimson-chains:

Wanted to do an object head where the object is a Ouija board :D
He talks by his eye planchet becoming transparent and going over the letters! ^^

ushirominya:

ushirominya:

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

me n u both buddy

waddei:

waddei:

my son who i hate

NOOOOOOOOOOO

nyancrimew:

acab

abolish all prisons

wetleavesandfeathers:

cryoverkiltmilk:

Absolutely delighted with anticipation of the first time a cop gets stuck inside one of these with no power and (allegedly) unbreakable glass.

Think of all the time, money and effort saved by having police vehicles that set themselves on fire.

cockodemon:

Modern industrial society ain’t built for cats like me

midnightclover:

apollosunn-moved-deactivated202:

anyone else relate

retroactivebakeries:

hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent:

chaos-lioness:

catchymemes:

[ID: A screenshot of a tiktok showing a black person sitting on a slightly crumpled bed. Text reads “when I’m showing my friend a movie and they guess the plot twist in 10 minutes so now I gotta gaslight them.” END ID]

assumptionprime:

creamypancakebatter:

ladydorian:

But the thing is often people haven’t written it because it’s not profitable to, or not feasible to make it widely accessible. It also serves as a tool for synthesising information in one central place, it’s common to see/hear people in education asking (mostly chatGPT) to explain things because the explanation at their level isn’t available, or the information is sparse, or hard to find. It’s like a search engine for human knowledge, which is an amazingly powerful tool.

It has flaws, yes, but shouldn’t be condemned by an unduly high value put on what humans have published

Sorry, but this is completely wrong.

Bots like chatGPT will straight up lie or make shit up or give demonstrably false answers when asked simple questions. It is not an information repository or search, it is a text generator. It is completely incapable of verifying if the text it generates has any correlation with reality, only with whatever text it’s trying to replicate the patterns of.

Do not buy into the idea that it is some revolutionary tool for writing or learning.

It is longform autofill.

tiredmaster:

A meme where one guy is standing calmly while another man sneaks up behind him with a devious expression.

The man standing calmly has a happy face drawn over his and a speech bubble that reads "Haha wow I really enjoyed Hbomber's video about plagiarism on YouTube. Especially the warning signs like unusally regular and long videos that take far less time than what should be possible. I wonder if any other popular YouTubers may be guilty of plagiarising?"

The man sneaking up behind him has the Game Theory logo edited onto his face.ALT

I don’t really know meme formats but I think this makes sense

swagdinner:

beepbeep-eddy-27:

putry-farm:

spiddermen:

nebulajam:

pomki:

borvar:

explosive-schiits:

da-moose-mcgillycuddy:

trilllizard666:

cupidsenpai:

heyday-mayday:

cupidsenpai:

official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

Y’all need girlfriends

drawers:

y’all????:

Drawers:

image

Y’all????:

image

Drawers:

y’all????:

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

image

theauthor27:

theauthor27:

My dad insists on using the 😀 emoji how do I tell him it looks like he’s at his fucking limit.

Look how ominous this is.

sacred-portal:

whales-are-gay:

aquaticpaleo:

words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin

guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it. 

chefpyro:

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

non-state-actor:

roxylalonde:

00000000000000z-deactivated2022:

00000000000000z-deactivated2022:

I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.

instant classic

anton-exe:

A flowchart for Tumblr discourse. The requirements for the discourse to be "fair" are someone being harmed, the victim being a real person [footnote 1], and the victim being unable to easily prevent the harm [footnote 2].ALT

behold, the discourse solver 1000

¹ this is talking about fictional characters
² this is talking about stuff like tumblr tag filter
s

anton-exe:

there’s a suprising amount of “you can’t X” discourse for the “do whatever you want forever” website

anton-exe:

how to terrify tumblr mutual™

  1. find their (secret) rp blog
  2. Follow

anton-exe:

A stock photo of a mother putting up a box on a shelf, out of reach of a child visible at the bottom of the frame. The image is edited so that the child is labelled "Tumblr gatekeepers" and the box is replaced with a smaller unedited copy of the image.ALT

anton-exe:

since i saw that accessibility post floating around here’s a contrast checker where you can just pop in any two colors and see if they pass modern standards, and here’s a tool from the same site that lets you just scan an entire web page for accessibility errors

note: i’m not an accessibility expert by any means, these are just some tools that helped me

brecken-boomfist:

flimflix:

Did you just say you like my posts?

mamoru:

ferrosparrow:

mamoru:

you know how all those applesauce packets were recalled for lead?

well. it turns out the cinnamon used in them may have been laced with lead on purpose.

fun times in the united states food industry right now am I right folks

In case you’re a buffoon (like me) and thought someone was out here meticulously hand-poisoning applesauce:

An FDA spokesperson said that one of the agency’s theories for the WanaBana cinnamon applesauce contamination was “economically motivated adulteration.” (…)

Economically motivated adulteration, or “food fraud,” can occur when a cheaper ingredient is added to a product to enhance it or bulk it up, but is not disclosed, according to the FDA. One example, the agency said, is when lead-based dyes are added to spices to give the product a certain color.

We love cutting corners to maximize profit at the expense of our consumers

hand-poisoning applesauce would be too tedious. these applesauces were poisoned in bulk for maximum efficiency

qqweebird:

hell-hath-returned:

ironpour:

blueoniattack:

ironpour:

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮
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      〃∩ ∧_∧
     ⊂⌒( ´・ω・)
      `ヽ_っ_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/  
              \/___/ 

Fixed it.

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮
(  Emotionally  )
(     fulfilling     )
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     〃∩ ∧_∧
    ⊂⌒( ´・ω・)
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     〃∩ ∧_∧

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     `ヽ_っ_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/  

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    (´   `ヽ、

  ⊂,_と(    )⊃

      V V_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/

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kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

alopecoidartist:

gandalfs-mommy-milkers:

recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild

babaint:

i-am-a-fish:

so um, the five day work week. why exactly did we let that happen

so um, work . why exactly did we let that happen

the-haiku-bot:

omnybus:

omnybus:

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club’s name in vain

The second rule of

Fight Club is to not take the

Fight Club’s name in vain

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

thepeacefulgarden:

It’s okay to turn off the news and take a break. Take care of yourself!

It’s okay to turn

off the news and take a break.

Take care of yourself!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.