December 2023

bunchacrunchcake:

shera-dnd:

tbposting:

not for nothing but “chastity until marriage” and “lifelong strict monogamy” is every bit as much kink as piss or free use or knotting is. we just don’t call it that because those weirdly specific and highly fetishized sexual practices are institutionalized and considered normative.

what are traditional catholic values if not just an overly elaborate and widely accepted version of a breeding kink

Think about it like this

You are born. You visit your community once a week and everyone there puts alien eggs up their butt. They talk about how it’s really important to do that and how it’s really weird that the rest of the world does not do this.

As that child grows into an adult, everything but putting eggs up their butt is deviant and shameful.

The only thing in the world that is not a fetish? Alien butt eggs.

teathattast:

hekate23:

shera-dnd:

tbposting:

not for nothing but “chastity until marriage” and “lifelong strict monogamy” is every bit as much kink as piss or free use or knotting is. we just don’t call it that because those weirdly specific and highly fetishized sexual practices are institutionalized and considered normative.

what are traditional catholic values if not just an overly elaborate and widely accepted version of a breeding kink

Catholics, Evangelicals, and Mormons all have HUGE breeding kinks built into them. So much of the culture is about finding the right breeding partner who is pure in body and mind to breed large families with.

GOD WANTS YOU TO BREED THIS GIRL NONSTOP UNTIL SHE CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE

But you should only have sex long enough for him to cum in missionary.

There’s also huge Dom/sub dynamics built in. Women are expected to be the subbiest subs and this is a highly sought after trait for all those groups. A woman who can keep a house and “serve her husband” (a lot of the time they add as she served her father to the end of it which is…. Gross….).

This dom/sub dynamic is also kinda built in to father-child relationships. The kids (especially the daughters) are supposed to serve him. The weirdly almost identical viewpoint on relationships between kids (especially daughters) and wives to adult men is why they are so many… abusive relationships towards kids…. Since kids and wives are men’s property to use as they wish.

IDK Christians and Mormons are VERY kinky but have worked for a very long time to convince everyone these kinks are normal and also don’t require consent.

shera-dnd:

tbposting:

not for nothing but “chastity until marriage” and “lifelong strict monogamy” is every bit as much kink as piss or free use or knotting is. we just don’t call it that because those weirdly specific and highly fetishized sexual practices are institutionalized and considered normative.

what are traditional catholic values if not just an overly elaborate and widely accepted version of a breeding kink

yodaprod:

bubblegum-sullivan-13:

themadcapmathematician:

I hate government programs in the US bc conservatives are always trying to dismantle them so the lefty byline is always like “these programs are vital and lifesaving and keep so many people from starving and being homeless, they’re Very Good and you have a moral obligation to protect and defend them!” and the program is question is something called the National Anti Hunger Initiative or NAHI and it only applies to people who have $527 or less a month in Net Perforated Index-Subnet Income (NPISI) before taxes and housing costs and the program gives you a $99 a month voucher that reloads every 1/80th waxing moon that is only good for buying specific brands of gruel BUT you only get to take 200 breaths a day when you’re on the program and for every breath over 200 you take they subtract one dollar from the vouchers you receive and you have to count and report your own breaths bc they don’t have the funding to do that and if you misrepresent the amount of breaths you take that’s Breath Fraud and there’s a hotline you can call to report someone’s Breath Fraud and you can be denied gruel vouchers for the rest of your life if youre accused of Breath Fraud. And you’re just like. Not allowed to complain abt this bc apparently the only alternative to this is no one ever gets gruel vouchers

Plus they use the crappy gruel program to guilt you into reinforcing the two party status quo rather than voting for a 3rd party that might expand the gruel program or stop you from withholding your vote in protest of the party that uses the gruel program as a bargaining chip and will sometimes add more restrictions to the gruel program to pacify the party that wants to repeal the gruel program

anarchistmemecollective:

newyorkthegoldenage:

A Santa Claus on wheels appears in front of a department store on December 6, 1938. Santa holds signs urging the boycott of German-made toys.

Photo: Associated Press

bubblegum-sullivan-13:

I donated to your dad’s patreon so he could some new cat ear headphones.

gentlemanmotorslifestyle:

haveyouheardthisband:

Have you heard Grace Jones?

Yes

No but I’ve heard of them

Haven’t even heard of them

See Results

mxanigel:

please take one and then pass it along 💜

hug

forehead kiss

smile

a silently mouthed “I love you” from across the room

See Results

somethingusefulfromflorida:

cop-disliker69:

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

sayruq:

hotvampireadjacent:

ubernegro:

pregnantseinfeld:

this post really gets so much better with age

bubblegum-sullivan-13:

onesettleronebullet-deactivated:

I just saw someone say that a UN worker was found with a Hamas card in their uniform along with their UN card, these people can’t be serious 😭😭

Oh gosh I hope they didn’t write the secret password to get into the hamas clubhouse on the back.

loth-catgirl:

inbabylontheywept:

metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs:

metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs:

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a “le cool people vs le cringe” and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

I’m 5'11, but in most casual conversations I’ll say I’m 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else’s description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.

If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

i-may-be-an-emu:

dysphoira sucks.

it feels like someone is holding you under the surface of water and you can’t breathe but you can see the air just so out of reach and sometimes you catch a breath or two but you are always going to be trying to gasp for air, trying to stay afloat. Trying so desperately to survive that you don’t think about anything else.

For writers, how many minutes/hours do you spend each day for writing?

30 mins - 1 hr

1 - 2 hrs

3 - 4 hrs

5 - 6 hrs

All day

Depends/It changes every day

Not a writer/See results

apolladay:

For writers, how many minutes/hours do you spend each day for writing?

30 minutes - 1 hr

1 - 2 hrs

3 - 4 hrs

5 - 6 hrs

All day

Depends/It changes every day

Not a writer/See results

See Results

evilwizard:

terri-theslime13:

evilwizard:

krakoansam:

evilwizard:

meow-minola:

evilwizard:

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

Will they do my dishes?

they will Slay your dishes

What about the laundry?

they will Slay your laundry

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

foone:

foone:

Social media sites need a button next to block that’s like “strike”.

It doesn’t do anything except add one to their number of strikes, which is a number only you can see.

Then when you see someone being annoying in some way, you can see if this is the first time you’ve seen them being annoying, or if it’s a pattern that repeats.

Cause often times people do stuff that’s not really block worthy on its own, but if they’ve done this before, I want to block em. But I can’t remember if they have before, because my brain doesn’t work. But computers are good at remembering things!

Actually it might be possible to add this in an extension without too much work. Maybe as part of xkit?

jauntylittlefrillyboy:

jauntylittlefrillyboy:

a post containment breach is usually when a specific fandom post is vague enough that folks outside of the fandom start reblogging it bc it’s relatable. the opposite of this is when a random post accidentally vibes too hard with a fandom and op has to respond with “who’s [this person you keep tagging]” and I for one, love that genre of post.

#containment breech vs contaminationALT

god, you’re so fucking right.

sacred-portal:

wrenchinator-central:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

cplus902:

supreme-leader-stoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

thefloralmenace:

@astronomazed This is the flier. :)

plushmayhem:

The economy’s gotten so bad chatbots can’t even afford emojis anymore….

chaogongoozles:

spongebobssquarepants:

Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don’t be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult World™

do you like the fungle

theauthor27:

Who?

color-picked-pride-flags:

glitterspaghettiketchup:

color-picked-pride-flags:

sentientsoil:

poisoned-sugar11:

vivid-badsquad:

orphic-exe-archived:

pekabloooop2:

orphic-exe-archived:

stelterna:

orphic-exe-archived:

vivid-badsquad:

poisoned-sugar11:

vivid-badsquad:

dont breach containment it haz no CONTEXT

…this post has 10k notes to me

NO

investing at 14 notes lets go

what if I made a haiku in this reblog to summon haiku bot

hell yeah get his ass

coming in at 23 this is gona get big trust me

“post without tags?” yes. they’ll find this post

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE

do it for the bit

image added 👍

Bisexual and transgender pride flags colour picked from… that.

Doing my part - drew some of my characters with the colors from these flags!

Bungle came out ADORABLE man!

Oh cool I’m not the one abusing our follower count for once.

supermansbigtits:

[Image ID: Disappointed Black Guy is a four-panel reaction image macro that expresses the expectation-reality meme. Black writing on a white background saying

- creating AUS
- world building

- creating OCS
- sending memes to your friends

juxtaposes a photograph of a happy, excited man. The third panel

- actually writing the fic

followed by a picture of the same person, but now with an expression of disappointment or shock. End ID]

ere-the-sun-rises:

sleepycatten:

As someone who falls into 3 of these categories, I feel very called out by my own meme 😅

Alt text:

A meme image of 4 arms / hands reaching out & grabbing another hand’s wrist, forming a kind of square.

Hand 1: Trans & non-binary folks

Hand 2: Bi & pan folks

Hand 3: Aro & ace folks

Hand 4: Neurodivergent folks

In the middle between them all: “Wait… doesn’t everyone feel this way?”

It’s always fun when you’re one or more of these things simultaenously and find out so, so much later that the world you live in is very much not shared by everyone else.

starridge:

starridge:

i love when kittens look fat and stupid like this

theauthor27:

daily–cats:

LMAO this is so funny

Why you got the lesbian text?

genderqueerpositivity:

(Image description: ten square pride flags with white text that reads “you’ll never have the comfort of our silence again”.)

The flags are the intersex inclusive progress pride, trans, leather, genderqueer, bisexual, pansexual, gay man, lesbian, intersex, and nonbinary flags.

These are inspired by this post, an image of a sign taken at an anti-Anita Bryant protest in 1978.

dg-kino:

mynaemsophie-deactivated2024030:

mynaemsophie-deactivated2024030:

dg-kino:

I have two tumblrs on my phone and now they’re a lesbian couple

the one on the left is trans

wait no the one on the right. no wait

both ♡

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

the-queer-demon:

theprideful:

y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them

“Hey what’s your gender?”

“Well actually I’m *modem dialup noise*”

a few more

we appear to be having gender difficulties

exactly

@everblaeze-and-balefire @melaniidarling @arty-girl-asks @princedragonoverlord @whoreslut-supreme @tubb-o @the-queer-demon

eternal-dannation:

spatialheather:

lohboh:

lohboh:

I got an extension called DeArrow that replaces Youtube thumbnails/titles with crowdsourced ones to make them less clickbaity and obnoxious. If there isn’t one available I set it to just grab a random frame and remove ALL CAPS!!!.

Here’s some comparisons (Original on the left, DeArrow on the right):

Keep reading

Night and fucking day on Linus Tech Tips….

might add this to my roster of youtube mods along with the “remove ytshorts from my existance” one

there is also the inverse, an extension called mrbeastify that adds youtuber mr beast to all the thumbnails

mamoru:

noellevanious:

bnyrbt:

mamoru:

mamoru:

mamoru:

if you have an android phone get newpipe

thank me later.

newpipe is:

  • YouTube without ads
  • YouTube with downloads (you can even download the audio by itself!)
  • YouTube with subscriptions and playlists without logging in
  • completely free.

this is not sponsored newpipe just absolutely fucks

newpipe also has a grade A privacy rating on tosdr.org, in contrast to youtube’s grade C

It works with Soundcloud and Bandcamp too holy shit

NEWPIPE DOES NOT HAVE A GOOGLE PLAY ENTRY. GOOGLE PLAY ENTRIES OF NEWPIPE ARE NOT FROM NEWPIPE DEVELOPERS

from the developer github:

PUTTING NEWPIPE, OR ANY FORK OF IT, INTO THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE VIOLATES THEIR TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

if you install newpipe from anywhere other than what is listed on their official website, you are not downloading newpipe and may be downloading something malicious. uninstall immediately. I linked the website in the first post because there are people who maliciously insert bad code into all kinds of great apps and then release them somewhere else. there are no ads if you download from newpipe’s github, website, or f-droid entry, through the link in the first post.

if you see someone in this post talking about getting ads on their newpipe install, please consider reaching out to them with this information. I know not everyone will see this, and it really sucks to see so many people finding downloads from somewhere other than the official source I posted and accusing newpipe itself of being malicious.

theauthor27:

MOONBASE ANIMATION YIPPEE!!!!

boobiemom:

daisura:

pinklikeme:

psyducked:

casctiel:

deathcarpets:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

how do you even notice that

LMAO

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

benevolentfantasy:

alien-bumbum:

asaturninegirlspassion:

roosterreturns:

popegoodvibes-returns:

silver-tongues-blog:

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

he got it from marge

kouko5:

:3

geek-ramblings:

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

greelin:

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

hownot2buryabody:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:

This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; it’s a human rights protest.

Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what they’ve been through or who will not blame them.

Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that it’s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience “wasn’t really rape.”

Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, it’s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking “a bit of fun” too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.

He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to “put them in their place.” Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.

And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women were asking for it and that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they weren’t. There are those who feel that women should be taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this man’s actions.

So no, he didn’t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.

For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if there’s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were “asking” to be the target of hate crimes.

And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.

That’s what happened here. It’s not an “OMG, I can’t believe he did that!” moment. It’s an “OMG, there are people who think this is okay” moment. And the fact is, it’s not. It never will be. And that’s the take home message of this ridiculous rant I’ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

What got me was not only this commentary, but the freaky-ass look on this guy’s face…Wow!

ayeforscotland:

Heart goes out to everyone who’s working between Christmas and new year. Stay strong, we’ll get through this💙

paradichlorosocksy:

paradichlorosocksy:

paradichlorosocksy:

I JUST WANT TO PLAY POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON RESCUE TEAM DX WHY IS EVERYONE AFTER MY ASS

image of a cindaquil in Pokemon mystery dungeon with a blue bandanaALT

This man did nothing wrong but everyone wants him dead

Chat be honest do y'all want to kill flurry the cindaquil

jam-etc:

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

Its a war crime to destroy cultural heritage sites. Israel has destroyed over a hundred.

why are the world’s devout christians not absolutely rioting at every moment

like they spend every moment lobbying congress incessantly for everything else, like why is this not the biggest thing in their entire belief system right now? why are they not going berzerk??

amberistrans12321:

be more like sharks