Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here
his friend “Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You”
Their long suffering associate, the “Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)”
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
[ID: A collection of art of sketchily drawn wizards casting graphic effects on people. The Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You shoots electricity at a blurry figure who shouts with horror. They’re followed by an edited screenshot of tags that say “#wha- OH FUCK,” with “oh fuck” also Gaussian blurred.
Next, Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You shoots firey energy at a person who shouts as they’re motion-blurred. Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly) looks tired as they put a strong sharpen effect over a twisted form. After that, a person kneels on the floor and shakes as all three effects are applied to them by the above wizards.
Then, the Chromatic Abberation Warlock uses a staff tipped in a color wheel to chromatically aberrate a form lying in the Hank Hill death pose. Finally, the tiny Mystic Mosiac uses a staff with a cube floating over it to pixelate a shouting figure. End ID]
Remember to keep your chin up fellow pawns!! One day we will all be queens!
🏁the-player
ah shit looks like i have to sacrifice this pawn
♟️pawnsitivity
you can’t do this to me
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🎠knighty-knight
DNI if you support black side/white side shipping!! We’re supposed to be enemies and this is incredibly problematic!
👑black-qween
I will continue kissing that white lesbian no matter what you say
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✝️bishit
rate the fit
0 checknotes
🤴black-king
MY WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THE WHITE QUEEN??
🤴black-king
AND EVERYONE HAS KNOWN????? WHAT
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🏰rookie-cookie
y’all ever wonder why we’re even fighting? like we’ve been fighting for years now and do we even know why?
🤴white-king
castle me, boy
🏰rookie-cookie
yeah ok
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✝️bishop-the-bisshop
Remember to praise the King every day 🙏🙏🙏 God bless
🏇nighty-knight
your blog name is misspelled
🎠knighty-knight
hey wait a god damn minute
🏁acrossboardheritageposts
across board heritage post
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♟️eatshitanddiestrategy
“average pawn gets promoted 360,000 times in their sleep” wrong. average pawn gets promoted 0 times in their sleep. promotion georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it
One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.
salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]
lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.
They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭
that is hands down the funniest addition to this post
of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns
(dec 27-28) if anyone is able to help with hotel money as well i would really appreciate it. thank you all again for the support. i really need to make a gofundme or something so i’m not just doing this every day. i’m sorry it’s taking me so long to get myself together
Confession: We are seriously underutilizing the kinkiness of magic in this universe. The absolutely life altering sex stuff you could do with the weave must be outrageous. Gale probably has tomes upon tomes of sexy spells and potion recipes for uhhh, ‘research purposes’. I think damn near every one of the 600 or so spells in the game could be utilized sexually with a creative and talented enough mind.
this has led to a conversation with my best friend about what would be the funniest spells to use during sex
I left my YouTube on autoplay while I’ve been working and somehow ended up listening to a true crime thing and I would be absolutely fucked in a police interrogation.
“Repetition and forgetfulness during storytelling are signs of guilt,” the detective says with certainty.
Worstie, you can ask me the same question multiple times in a row, and I will think of new details to tell you each time while simultaneously forgetting everything else I previously told you. That doesn’t mean I murdered Karen, it just means I’ve got mental illness and ADHD.
By the way, this is part of why you never talk to the cops and you always get a lawyer. It is commonly held belief among cops that a number of common and totally innocent interrogation behaviors (forgetfulness, nervousness, forced calm, excessive precision, repetitive phrasing, inconsistent phrasing, etc) indicate guilt. And cops will testify at trial that their years of experience indicated you were guilty when you talked to them.
when talking with cops, it’s always shut the fuck up friday
Also this!
the cops down here in Oklahoma (where I am, at least) are notorious for being corrupt. Doesn’t matter what they do, you don’t say a fucking word. You sit there and stay silent, be still. They can’t legally touch you without a reason. If you’re still, they can’t claim you were reaching for a weapon, if you’re silent, they can’t claim you were being disrespectful (and therefore guilty.)
-Tips from a Southerner.
ALSO! IF YOU’RE DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTH, AND IN DANGER, GO FIND YOURSELF A HOUSE BELONGING TO A CRANKY ASS OLD MAN WITH A ‘BEWARE OF DOG’ SIGN AND FUCKING BOOK IT THERE. CHANCES ARE, THAT OLD MAN IS A MILITARY VET AND IS GONNA THROW HANDS.
OLD WOMEN ARE ALSO LIKE THIS, BUT MUCH LESS FREQUENT WHERE I LIVE
OR, EVEN BETTER, FIND LITERALLY ANYONE THAT SEEMS LIKE THEY COULD RIP A FACE OFF, AND IS KNOWN FOR BEING RUDE
(Most the time they will throw hands, cuz it’s their job to be a dick, stay away from their folks.)
LAST TIP, NO, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE YOUNGER DOGS, OR THE BEARS (YES WE GOT BEARS), OR THE COYOTES. NO, THOSE AIN’T SHIT. WE GOT MOUNTAIN LIONS. WATCH OUT FOR ‘EM. DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH THE OLD ‘NICE LIL’ ORANGE DOG THAT ONE OLD LADY EVERYONE KNOWS OWNS. SHE WILL KICK ASS. THAT OLD DOG HAS SAVED LIVES. ALSO, IF A MOM TELLS YOU NOT TO TRY TO GO INTO HER HOUSE TO MAKE SURE HER KID IS SAFE, DON’T FUCKING DO IT. YOU WILL BE SHOT.
imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.
God forbid women do anything
”Steve, she’s eating the children.”
“Shut up, Jerry, she’s the queen, she can do what she wants.”
imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.
God forbid women do anything
WAIT this is basically the plot of Carmilla
“oh no this poor beautiful girl is injured we must take her in clearly she is of the noble class”
“wow she sure is great isn’t she beautiful”
“I wonder why the children keep mysteriously dying lol weird”
imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.
i dont know if this has been posted before. i’m sure it has. but when i did a search for “jerma dick” and “dick jerma” and “ultraviolet dick jerma” i didnt get any results so i’m just gonna post it anyway
it’s always so fucking funny to me when terfs are like “how can you say trans women and women are the same thing! being born as a man makes you different!” because like. yes. trans women and cis women are different. so are black women and white women. and straight women and queer woman. and women from different countries and different socioeconomic statuses. there’s diversity in the experience of womanhood? what a wild concept
…we reject the stance of Lesbian separatism because it is not a viable political analysis or strategy for us. It leaves out far too much and far too many people, particularly Black men, women, and children. We have a great deal of criticism and loathing for what men have been socialized to be in this society: what they support, how they act, and how they oppress. But we do not have the misguided notion that it is their maleness, per se—i.e., their biological maleness—that makes them what they are. As BIack women we find any type of biological determinism a particularly dangerous and reactionary basis upon which to build a politic.
(emphasis mine)
“To argue that transsexual women should not enter [women-exclusive spaces] because their experiences are different would have to assume that all other women’s experiences are the same, and this is a racist assumption. The argument that transsexual women have experienced some degree of male privilege should not bar them from our communities once we realize that not all women are equally privileged or oppressed.”
This. This is the core of it. This is why trans-exclusionary radical feminism is rooted in racism, colonialism, and imperialism. It excludes the idea that there can be any other type of “woman” except one very (white, colonialist, imperialist) definition.
Jesse: “Yo, Mr. Fring, I’ve been thinking about this quote, man. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” What do you make of that?“
Gus: ”Ah, Jesse, I see you’ve stumbled upon the existential musings of Albert Camus. It’s an intriguing concept, to say the least.“
Gus: ”Sisyphus, condemned to an eternity of rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll back down again, represents the futility and absurdity of life’s struggles.“
Gus: ”However, Camus suggests that by accepting and embracing this absurdity, one can find happiness.“
Jesse: ”Yeah, but I mean, isn’t that just some crazy philosophical bullshit? How can someone be happy in such a fucked-up situation?“
Gus: ”Happiness, Jesse, is a state of mind. It’s not about the circumstances we find ourselves in, but rather how we choose to perceive and respond to them.“
Gus: ”Sisyphus, despite his eternal struggle, can find meaning and purpose in his repetitive task. By embracing his fate and finding fulfillment in the act itself, he transcends the burden he carries.“
Jesse: ”That’s deep shit, man. So, what, you’re saying we should just accept all the crap that comes our way and be happy about it?“
Gus: ”Not necessarily. Acceptance doesn’t mean complacency. It means acknowledging the realities of our situation and finding a way to navigate them while maintaining our inner peace.“
Gus: ”It’s about finding meaning in the journey, even if the destination remains elusive.“
Jesse: ”Yeah? I guess that makes sense in some messed-up, twisted way… Hey, speaking of finding happiness, have you tried Taco Bell’s Nacho Fries? They’re insane, man!“
Gus: ”…Nacho Fries, Mr. Pinkman?“
Jesse: ”Oh, you gotta try ‘em, Mr. Fring! They’re like these crispy, seasoned fries with this gooey cheese dipping sauce. It’s like a flavor explosion in your mouth, man. I bet you’d love 'em.“
Gus: ”If they are as remarkable as you claim, perhaps we can find a moment to indulge.
After all, even in the face of existential ponderings, we mustn’t forget to appreciate life’s simpler pleasures.“
Jesse: ”That’s what I’m talkin’ about, Mr. Fring! We’ll have ourselves a little culinary adventure amidst all the fucking chaos.
Life’s all about finding those moments of joy, even if it means embracing the absurdity along the way, right?“
Gus: ”Indeed, Jesse. Life’s contradictions often lead us to unexpected discoveries. Perhaps, we may find a glimpse of Sisyphus’ elusive happiness in the process.“
Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”
In November, Daniella Weiss was interviewed in The New Yorker. Among other things, she argues Palestinians don’t deserve the right to vote and that Gazan Palestinians should move to Egypt or Turkey to leave space for Jewish settlers if they don’t want to get bombed (here’s the link, her answers and the way she treats the journalist are seriously mind-blowing). When asked what should the borders of the Jewish nation-state be, her answer was from the Euphrates to the Nile. That doesn’t only include Palestine, also Lebanon, Jordan, Syria, part of Egypt and part of Iraq.
