December 2023

lukadjo:

mikanferno:

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

edit: im not sure if anyones gonna see this edit but guys. guys if you are on android. use aliucord. stop suffering and use aliucord it has any and all themes you could ever want made by regular people and a whole lot of awesome plugins. Guys.

Instructions on how to actually do this!!!

1. Find the settings gear next to your profile.

2. Go to the privacy & safety section of the settings.

3. Scroll all the way down to the request data button.

And make sure to maximise the amount of work discord needs to do!

agentleem:

im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

mersinia:

f4y3w00d5:

theinkbunny:

casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

You know what? Fuck it.

If ðis post reaches 2763 (yes, ðe funny bfdi number) notes by ðe new year, we will build whatever you þrow at us in Minecraft.

@f4y3w00d5 , dear?

@mersinia

@island-census-wizard

Preeeeettty pleaseeeeee summon the wizards???

Since you asked nicely, here you go

@a-mushroom-wizard

@aileaxthevoidien

@aroace-wizard

@ashen-the-tiefling

@awizardsdisaster

@combustion-witch

@draco-the-chaos-quetzal

@drew-bard-for-hire

@evil-apprentice-wizard

@f4y3w00d5

@fattocatto-wizard

@fuitgummygirlthing

@gengarkisser

@gnomishgimmy

@goblinchief

@good-wizard

@greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat

@hnoc-system

@helloitsmethatwizard

@irlactualwizard

@l1terally-justawizard

@magical-bear-dubin

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

@panem-crustus

@pioneersthings

@pointless-magic

@profeshinul-wizurd

@ray-of-midnight-storm

@siley-the-wizard

@slutty-wizard-council

@slymewitch

@softandwigglybones

@terrencetheshark14

@thatgayforkcrow

@the-discerning-skull

@the-frog-wizard-leep

@the-gnomest-bastard

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

@username-not-registered

@verylegalwizard

@wizard-island-trading-co

@wizardothesea

@yeast-wizard

@concoctionboy

@amethyst-aster

@agentldiddy x-mutuals

Hee hoo come here my x-mutuals

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoriteson @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity

More to follow

mikanferno:

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

edit: im not sure if anyones gonna see this edit but guys. guys if you are on android. use aliucord. stop suffering and use aliucord it has any and all themes you could ever want made by regular people and a whole lot of awesome plugins. Guys.

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

paldeanbooper:

sundove88:

nightcovefox:

littlefoxypuppet:

littlefoxypuppet:

littlefoxypuppet:

bagel-is-yum:

littlefoxypuppet:

bagel-is-yum:

littlefoxypuppet:

bagel-is-yum:

pademelonluck:

a-had-matter:

bookscorpion73:

guys I’m doing it!!!

ok *deep breathe* if this post gets 7,300 notes I will tell my parents I’ve been writing this story (my sci fi story) and ask if I can get it published by next Christmas also if this does end up getting that insane number of notes I may have to take my word back on the “finish and publish on wattpad or ao3 all four of my wips by next new years” because the sci fi one is obviously going to need a lot more attention but I will finish the drafts for my other 3 wips by next Christmas as well (the summer rom com, the Christmas rom com and the sapphic vampire heist one)

Update: it’s already at 1,000 and I’m dying

ooooooh, we got this!!!!!

@steh-lar-uh-nuhs @ch1ckpeapancake @kittykatchao @a-sleepy-aro @localcanadiancryptid22 (tell me if i need to stop tagging you cause ive been tagging yall alot. i can stop no problem :)

LIKE COMMENT REBLOG MOOTUALS ASSEMBLE

MOOTS!!!

@vellichorius, @gods-graveyard, @bagel-is-yum, @r3venge-bun, @cherries-and-knives @divkazkdovikde @thisisclumsygirl @gillsygills

Yuh

Let’s fuckin gooooooo

Publish that damn book

Let’s ✨ Publish ✨ that ✨book ✨

I will personally (along with @littlefoxypuppet) get this post to 7,300 notes)

YEAHHH WHOEVER WANTS TO JOIN IS WELCOME

We shall get the book out!

@luckyyharms @alegator25 @taffy-love @gooberartz @saladwcroutons @crazierchimp @gigifluidcat @oddlyvoid @the-darling-crusader @reboot-wally @nightcovefox @williams-corpse @el-pollo-bonito @rainbow-rain65

MOOTS UNITE

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AND I’M HAPPY TO HELP!!!

(My fellow friends and followers, please help!!!)

@sundove88 @sweet–tooth @joethebeau @littlefoxypuppet @salty-croissants @bunnyloverqueen @subspacetrioappreciationcorner @millzysworld @candykid16 @xxgalatic-maryxx25

Let’s do it!!

Tagging: Anyone who wants to help!

CMON PEOPLEEEE

@radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @genlossicle @thinkingaboutctommy @melted-snowperson @nonbinarytrashpanda @charliebugz @bucket-of-ragrats @colleenispunk @existencebringsonlypain @mayhem-moth @thefairfeline and anyone else >:]

YESSSS

@be-gentle-with-littluns @good-wizard @agentldiddy @magical-bear-dubin @lixorloveslicorice @skyethesapphicwolfwizard @goblinofthelaboratory @ anyone else i forgor

I summon the x-mutuals

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoriteson @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity

There’s more

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

sometimes i get the impression that tme queers do not realize that trans women are, in fact, greatly desired sexually and very much threatened by sexual assault. the way they bring up the sexual assault of tme people as like… a gotcha when discussing transmisogyny, or how me pointing out that certain art/gaming/anime tropes are fetishized trans women completely bounces off of them. like they hear cishet dudes loudly bragging about how they wouldn’t fuck a trans women and like… took that at face value?

trans women are women men are allowed to hit; we have less social protection than cis (and particularly white cis) women. trans women are a politically charged topic and a taboo among conservatives, which of course gives us mystique and allure to them. if you are at all discussing trans women with the assumption that we’re not common, vulnerable victims of the worst of men’s sexuality, you are simply Wrong.

the second most popular representation of trans womanhood in media after “perverted freak who will assault you” is “dead sex worker”.

tiniestmousegirl:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

anarchistmemecollective:

xkcd-for-that:

atalantapendrag:

atlas-prime:

pinchtheprincess:

cactustreemotel:

msdoublenegative:

sjw-proverbs:

girljanitor:

tacticalconscience:

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

image

image

12/10 best response to this idiocy.

correlation does not equal causation dumbasses

Those are the best graphs ever.

I have seen similar posts, but this one has the best charts. 

“Is this mountain range affecting the murder rate?” Best response.

When ice cream sales rise, so do rates of drownings. This does not mean ice cream makes you drown.

    [Cueball holds a cellphone. Black Hat is sitting at a desk with a laptop.]
    Cueball: Another huge study found no evidence that cell phones cause cancer. What was the W.H.O. thinking?
    Black Hat: I think they just got it backward.

    [Black Hat turns towards Cueball in an unframed panel, holding the laptop with one hand by the upper edge of the screen. Cueball is not visible.]
    Cueball: Huh?
    Black Hat: Well, take a look.

    [There is a plot of total cancer incidence and cell phone users. Cancer rises from 1970 to 1990, then stays relatively steady. Cell phone use rises from roughly 1984, and steeply after 1990, to the present.]

    Cueball: You're not... There are so many problems with that.
    Black Hat: Just to be safe, until I see more data I'm going to assume cancer causes cell phones.
He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.
image of a graph titled "please stop eating ice cream it causes shark attacks!" with an image of a shark and an ice cream cone and a closely matched line graph

kira-serialfaggot:

msfisherot:

Chell and Glados have that bitter lesbian couple vibe but they’ve been together for like 50 years now and neither one would ever consider a divorce.

While Stanley and the narrator have that pure autism relationship. One is mute, and the other one just info dumps all day.

I think I gotta go with portal though cuz the bitter hate sex is probably insane

odinsblog:

dantalaois:

secretladyspider:

molothoo:

afronerdism:

niggazinmoscow:

THIS RIGHT HERE

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

I want to drill this into everybody’s head:

  • The United States of America has the highest prison population in the world
  • Black Americans and Latin people make up the majority of this population (many of whom are non-violent offenders)
  • Federal Prisons in America require that their state keeps their prisons at a maximum occupancy at all times.
  • The 13th amendment did not entirely abolish slavery…just one form of it. It remains legal through industrial prison system

Oh and we have privatized prisons which allow companies to actually make money off of keeping people incarcerated 

Here’s what’s really perverse: prisoners, who cannot vote, still get counted in the U.S. Census. The more prisoners a county has, the more representation it gets, even though the prisoners cannot vote. See how that works? The more black and brown people they lock up, the more government resources and political representation they get. Even though those prisoners have no say and cannot vote.

If county-A has a population of 50 voters but no prisons, and county-B has a population of 50 voters and 50 prisoners, the county with the prisoners gets more government funding and more political represention. This is sometimes called “prison gerrymandering” and it is used in redistrictring.

Not so fun Fact: Southern states that reliably vote for Republicans also have the highest prison population in the United States. (source). So mass incarceration is a double whammy. It’s both a form of voter suppression and a tool to strengthen white people’s political power.

symbolblue:

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

crazed-rambler-deactivated20240:

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

tod–waggner:

taking that guy out of situations and putting him in a loving polyamorous relationship

Replace guy with gal and replace him with her and that’s how I got my polycule

replace “loving polyamorous relationship” with “blender” and then you get arrested

Replace arrested with dead police and now I’m on the run

replace on the run with in jail and now you’re in prison

myosotis-secunda:

christmas, just a week away!

shetheyslain:

2024 predictions

- alex jones overdoses on his own supplements

- Kamala Harris attends the met gala in a dress that says coexist on it

- Biden falls over and breaks something

- the pope wears a new hat that causes a split in the church

- there are like 5 January 6th’s after the American election

-jefree star is arrested at one of those January 6th’s

- oli London runs for congress as a libertarian

- adult bluey fans create a bronystyle con

- Betty boop gritty reboot

-Florida attempts to secede from the union

import–math–geek–math-rand:

yellbug:

last night i woke up at like 3 am after dreaming of a cartoon villainess who was a 3 inch tall evil sorceress and frantically wrote her name down in my notes app terrified i wouldn’t remember what it was

[Image ID: a screenshot of the notes app, the note being, “insideofa cup” /end ID]

darkseraphscorner:

jdeck306:

important-animal-images:

Winston & Lola…

Oh my gods Chewy!

wizardpotions:

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

nontemporary:

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:

oh nooo i hope a dragon doesn’t come and carry me off, that would be horrible. what next, adding me to their hoard? calling me their treasure? licking me clean? wrapping their wing around me as I sleep? such a horrific thought. sure hope it doesn’t happen to me

memeuplift:

greelin:

damn your blood tastes sooo good. What are your pronouns

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

discord has taken away my ability to send messages without an image attached this is terrible

it has led to some gems though

hoodiegal:

sourcreammachine:

crystalshard:

sith-shenanigans:

mariacallous:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

#occams cave: the quickest way out of an enclosed space is the same direction you came in. #platos razor: if you have been shaving your legs your whole life you have never known the real world (hairy legs)ALT

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

Rule of Butterflies: If it exists, there will be a tornado in Texas.

Effect 34: When a butterfly flaps its wings, it creates Pornography.

Murphy’s Theorem and Pythagoras’ Law is just game development

everythingfox:

She has a lot to say

predstrogen:

grimmtidings:

hotsoupeymiku:

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

They. They forgor

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That’s both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

princess-okkotsu-deactivated020:

If we get caught under the mistletoe will you promise to kiss me with tongue 🥺

octal-alchemist:

sycamorality:

void okay fuckit

were you ever taught cursive in school.

schools taught that?????

for like 1 day

for a few weeks

for an entire year

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE WEREN’T TAUGHT CURSIVE?????

some secret 6th thing (put in tags)

See Results

reblog so more people see it yadayada im curious now

it was mandatory 3rd grade through 8th grade

tiktokstowatch:

skipppppy:

No offence but I feel like some people got a little too comfortable with telling people to touch grass and swung all the way round to just straight up shaming anyone who might have a less active social life than them to feel better about themselves. “She should be at the club” was a really funny meme until people started acting like fucking middle school bullies towards people who don’t go out with their friends a lot. All those drinking/drugs/sex milestone polls were fun to engage with until it became a wierd circlejerk making fun of people who haven’t done those things before. People on twitter are once again dogpiling someone for wanting queer social spaces that don’t revolve around alcohol or loud music and telling them it’s their own fault for not having friends.

Like I get that nightclubs and sex have strong ties to queer culture and are often the first targets in the hellscape of respectability politics. It’s important we remember our roots and protect these spaces from conservative scrutiny. I mean that. They are important. But just on a surface level it seems like people are starting to see having an inactive social life as some kind of moral failing which…it’s not. I feel like an insane person for feeling like I have to say this on the fucking queer autism website but like. You aren’t inherently a bad person if you don’t have friends. You aren’t “falling behind” if you haven’t had your first kiss in your 20s or never done drugs. The real world isn’t a movie. And if you see someone who doesn’t go out much and instinctually think “wow what a terminally online loser. I bet their social life sucks because they’re a sheltered creep and not because of systemic barriers beyond their control” you need to have a long hard look at why you feel that way.

There are very real barriers that prevent isolated people from finding community and connection. Do you think you’re superior for being able to breach them? Time, money, sobriety, accessibility, none of those factors were a problem for you, so it shouldn’t be for them, right? Right?

lovesicklyra:

my hobbies include listening to music and pretending i’m not real

time-woods:

aroacesafeplaceforall:

caffeineecold:

caffeineecold:

the bugs bunny "i wish all" meme with bugs dressed in a black suit and bowtie with red flower, edited to read "i wish all unanswered/half answered asks in my inbox/drafts" a very "sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry" the 'sorry's are continued out of image ALT

i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory

the notes on this post are fun because there’s only 3 types of reblogs

  • “yeahhhhh this is me, so sorry followers and mutuals i will get to them all someday 🫶”
  • “FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT MY ASKS-”
  • “you guys are getting asks?”

anyway here’s a sign to send an ask to somebody n say hi

Look I know the numbers in the triple digits now I’m so sorry

yall its in the thousands im like on my knees appologisingto you guys

theresjust so mantyand i keep forgettign

asteroidtroglodyte:

bambugsinmymouth:

asteroidtroglodyte:

secondlina:

lemon-socks:

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

They say crime doesn’t pay

Crime Pigeon says otherwise

Be bird do crime

Coo

thelazzyblogzz:

^ kitti

not-mariahcarey:

spacemuffinz:

Politicians debating climate change, by Isaac Cordal

kadywicker:

are you a “mark for later”, bookmarking unread fics on ao3, bookmarking unread fics on ur browser, 25 fic tabs open, or a “i’ll just find this later in my history” gay

my-gender-is:

My gender is three worms in a human suit

crazycatsiren:

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

catchymemes:

nick-nonya:

hoodiegal:

greenshe:

weiwei-uplink:

isotopegirl-deactivated20240730:

peanutbutter-and-jellie:

chaoticthingymabob:

wait a minute…

YEAHHHHH-

my life is better

Uhhhhh

assuming she’ll defend my home my life will get better

you gotta be fucking kidding me

it’d be fun but oh fuck

Why do I have five boykisser memes before its text screenshots? I don’t know but this was the cutest one

Oh. Oh no. Well it’s probably not going to be boring at least.

depending on how you count either sad dumpie emoji

the pensive emoji with their entire ass outALT

or Gandalf

Oh-

apocahipster:

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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skipppppy:

I resent the idea that cooking is a relaxed art and baking is an exact science because anytime I’ve met someone skilled in either the opposite is true. Professional chefs will be like “and you have to make sure the sauce is exactly 107 degrees celcius before you add exactly one teaspoon of butter if you add too much it will get clumpy so keep stirring at the exact right pace and also this recipe can’t be done in altitudes over 1200ft when it’s humid” and then you’ll meet someone who makes the most baller ass cookies and they’ll be like “measurements? ress-sippy?? what the fuck are you talking about”

transgendercyborg:

mrtylers:

analog-machine:

anomalous-heretic:

shima-draws:

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

foxeseveryhour:

Source

the-only-highlander:

i figured yall would appreciate this photo

original instagram post from vinnikolaus

fellshish:

“I’ll just write this short little fic”, the author says, not realising they’re doomed by the narrative

sinister-yet-satisfying:

Imagine being so touched in the head that you make questioning climate science your entire personality. Fossil fuel companies aren’t going to fuck you, you can stop being their bitch.

its-wormtrain:

teabree-shark:

in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that “for security” they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3


reminder to everyone to switch to firefox in the next 6 months

them-faetale:

the-original-sineater:

dduane:

monitor-offist-deactivated20250:

theculturedmarxist:

>First, we’ve discovered that about a quarter of all the internet connection in or out of the house were ad related. In a few hours, that’s about 10,000 out of 40,000 processed.

>We also discovered that every link on Twitter was blocked. This was solved by whitelisting the https://t.co domain.

>Once out browsing the Web, everything is loading pretty much instantly. It turns out most of that Page Loading malarkey we’ve been accustomed to is related to sites running auctions to sell Ad space to show you before the page loads. All gone now.

>We then found that the Samsung TV (which I really like) is very fond of yapping all about itself to Samsung HQ. All stopped now. No sign of any breakages in its function, so I’m happy enough with that.

>The primary source of distress came from the habitual Lemmings player in the house, who found they could no longer watch ads to build up their in-app gold. A workaround is being considered for this.

>The next ambition is to advance the Ad blocking so that it seamlessly removed YouTube Ads. This is the subject of ongoing research, and tinkering continues. All in all, a very successful experiment.

>Certainly this exceeds my equivalent childhood project of disassembling and assembling our rotary dial telephone. A project whose only utility was finding out how to make the phone ring when nobody was calling.

>Update: All4 on the telly appears not to have any ads any more. Goodbye Arnold Clarke!

>Lemmings problem now solved.

>Can confirm, after small tests, that RTÉ Player ads are now gone and the player on the phone is now just delivering swift, ad free streams at first click.

>Some queries along the lines of “Are you not stealing the internet?” Firstly, this is my network, so I may set it up as I please (or, you know, my son can do it and I can give him a stupid thumbs up in response). But there is a wider question, based on the ads=internet model.

>I’m afraid I passed the You Wouldn’t Download A Car point back when I first installed ad-blocking plug-ins on a browser. But consider my chatty TV. Individual consumer choice is not the method of addressing pervasive commercial surveillance.

>Should I feel morally obliged not to mute the TV when the ads come on? No, this is a standing tension- a clash of interests. But I think my interest in my family not being under intrusive or covert surveillance at home is superior to the ad company’s wish to profile them.

>Aside: 24 hours of Pi Hole stats suggests that Samsung TVs are very chatty. 14,170 chats a day.

>YouTube blocking seems difficult, as the ads usually come from the same domain as the videos. Haven’t tried it, but all of the content can also be delivered from a no-cookies version of the YouTube domain, which doesn’t have the ads. I have asked my son to poke at that idea.

fastest reblog in the west

Yeppers. :)

reblogging for study later AND to spread the info.

Seriously, get and run PiHole if you can. It changes your internet experience so much for the better. I get shocked when I visit a website when I’m someone else’s network, by just how many ads the internet is flooded with now. Take back control.

vergak:

athena-viviana:

vergak:

jpuff9:

vergak:

snail-crow-thing:

vergak:

muhlisss:

vergak:

muhlisss:

vergak:

bunjywunjy:

vergak:

giugirl743:

vergak:

aaays-and-bees:

vergak:

Zillow house listings

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

euphorbic:

loki-zen:

Things i learned as a child that probably no one intended to teach me

  • To grown-ups, being bad at stuff is a sin. Forgetting stuff is the worst sin of all, and also doesn’t exist - it is widely believed (and your behaviour will be interpreted thusly) that in some Freudian sense, it is impossible to forget things if you care about them or their consequences or the people who care about those things.
  • Your being happy and enjoying what you do doesn’t matter. All that matters is whether you are Fulfilling Your Potential.
  • Human beings do not require rest outside of sleep. Thinking that you do is called ‘being lazy’.
  • Who you show physical affection to is a matter of politeness and social protocol, and has nothing to do with your own desires
  • It is rude to inform people of your preferences, even if they seem to care about catering to them and therefore might find this useful information.
  • Etiquette centres around doing things in especially awkward, skilful and time-consuming ways in order to demonstrate superiority over people who aren’t able to keep up.

Reread the first point with an adhd lens and you’ll see why we all have low self esteem at some point.

shiryusirofthesiesta:

unseenalumni:

dollsahoy:

dduane:

emperorclaudiusofficial:

tramampoline:

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

I have a new role model

😍

“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

we need him more than ever…

sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content: 

He’s a hero, our Everett.

Just found out there were live action Everett True shorts (silent films, though, so the outbursts were largely body language)

Reblogging to always have it to hand. :)

Its of proper education for always reblog the good deeds of Everett.