December 2023

agentleem:

wheezethecheeze:

softandwigglybones:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

softandwigglybones:

softandwigglybones:

softandwigglybones:

Stinky boy

You don’t have that kind of power

(No pressure tags)

@agentldiddy @magical-bear-dubin @lixorloveslicorice @the-thing-of-worms @a-random-mooshroom @mersinia @be-gentle-with-littluns @aroace-wizard @ash-the-tiefling @f4y3w00d5 @asexualmisconduct @goblinofthelaboratory @Anyone else i missed!

See, you couldn’t add even a single note in the span of a whole 10 minutes

your hubris will be your downfall

I feel like I need to punish you for being rude to the moth

X-mutuals attack

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground @good-wizard2

my man

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jimmyhoffathecat:

To be honest with you it kind of looks like he has balls here 👆

animentality:

andromedamemes:

calebwittebane:

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

I like using brand names as generic terms, because they can lose their trademark and thus their power and brand recognition through genericization.

Examples of former trademarks that have now been genericized include Aspirin, Trampoline, and Escalator.

Examples of current trademarks at risk of genericization include Bandaid, Photoshop, and Frisbee. If we work together, we can take them down.

List of brands we’ve conquered. You can help by expanding this list.

lindleland:

f3mboyfucker:

c4liforniacation:

cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

reblog to smack someone in the face with cock

hymnism:

chiluc:

heh… our shared mutual just reblogged that post from ME and not you. how does that make you feel

callmebliss:

what-even-is-thiss:

jarmes:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Sometimes describing things to my grandparents is like. You ask. Hypothetically. What would happen if you put activated yeast in an airtight container. And my grandmother asks. What recipe is that for? And we’re like no this is a thought experiment. Maybe a real experiment. Perhaps we could seal tight the pressure cooker and just not plug it in to see what would happen. And then my grandfather asks what kind of bread we’re making. And we’re like no we’re thinking through a hypothetical experiment with an unplugged pressure cooker. And then my grandmother asks why you’d make bread in a pressure cooker. And we say no for the millionth time we’re just wondering what happens to yeast if you put it in an airtight container. Do you think they’d just run out of oxygen and die? We could probably look this up somewhere. And then they ask where we found this recipe and why it’s in a pressure cooker and we say no it’s not a recipe in fact what we’re considering could create botulism or something and then they ask what has botulism and we’re like there is no botulism we’re considering the possibility of it if we were to do this hypothetical experiment. And then they ask. What experiment? I thought this was a recipe. And then we say no it’s not a recipe we’re talking about performing bad science in our garage with yeast and a pressure cooker and then they ask why would you put yeast in a pressure cooker

This has nothing to do with their age by the way conversations with them have always gone like this

wait why does the recipe feature you putting yeast in a pressure cooker

So did you put yeast in the pressure cooker?

I’m kinda invested at this point

orfeolookback:

orfeolookback:

If you’re not from Argentina, please read this carefully

I have no words to describe the pain I feel. after 40 years of democracy, my country elected a party whose only goal is to be a colony once again, to sell the country to Elon Musk, to the USA and the UK, to have our sovereignty impugned and erased.

I remember the video of USAmerican congressists calling Argentina an “important asset for the United States”. I remember when we told all of you to be vigilant because this was gonna turn into a genocide.

Tomorrow, the Mega DNU (Decree of Necessity and Urgency) is going to overrule most of our constitutional rights, and yesterday the Omnibus Law was presented to congress, including measures that make it illegal to gather in public without permission (state of siege), and make it so that protest is a crime. We will have to pay for the bullets that kill us, and cops will have absolute legal immunity to hunt us.

Word for word, a dictatorship. Fascism.

We’ve already gone through this many times, but I want to see worldwide protests about this. I want the UN to intervene. I want the world to make noise.

What worries me is this is not an isolated case. With many genocides going on worldwide, if the world fails Argentina, this will be the blueprint for all of the world.

Make no mistake, what happens here will happen everywhere there’s natural resources and sovereignty. If not through overt genocide, through an extremely libertarian far right that wins elections by manipulating people, funded by Elon Musk. A second Operation Cóndor.

i know this, you know this, we all know they don’t care about us, but i wanna have hope!

orfeolookback:

orfeolookback:

If you’re not from Argentina, please read this carefully

I have no words to describe the pain I feel. after 40 years of democracy, my country elected a party whose only goal is to be a colony once again, to sell the country to Elon Musk, to the USA and the UK, to have our sovereignty impugned and erased.

I remember the video of USAmerican congressists calling Argentina an “important asset for the United States”. I remember when we told all of you to be vigilant because this was gonna turn into a genocide.

Tomorrow, the Mega DNU (Decree of Necessity and Urgency) is going to overrule most of our constitutional rights, and yesterday the Omnibus Law was presented to congress, including measures that make it illegal to gather in public without permission (state of siege), and make it so that protest is a crime. We will have to pay for the bullets that kill us, and cops will have absolute legal immunity to hunt us.

Word for word, a dictatorship. Fascism.

We’ve already gone through this many times, but I want to see worldwide protests about this. I want the UN to intervene. I want the world to make noise.

What worries me is this is not an isolated case. With many genocides going on worldwide, if the world fails Argentina, this will be the blueprint for all of the world.

Make no mistake, what happens here will happen everywhere there’s natural resources and sovereignty. If not through overt genocide, through an extremely libertarian far right that wins elections by manipulating people, funded by Elon Musk. A second Operation Cóndor.

i know this, you know this, we all know they don’t care about us, but i wanna have hope!

veryluckyclovers:

my 2 moods

tyramisu:

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

have you thought about trans women in a normal way today

do you communicate safety to your trans women friends.

when she gets upset do you lash back and isolate her, or do you talk normally and work your problems out.

does she have a double standard against her in your friend group? is she allowed to be loud and angry and express her emotions as much as everyone else? or is she told to be quiet and stop interrupting when everyone else does the same thing.

ask yourself these questions and call it out when you see it, cuz chances are nobody else will have her back when she’s got her back against the wall

reblog this version instead of leaving some comment about how you wanna fuck us please

sexygaywizard:

Every time I visit my hometown I’m like WHY IS KOREAN FOOD SO GOOD I miss it so bad I just want tteokbokki and bibimbap and sundubu jjigae and kimbap and and and and !!!!!!

bovineblogger:

bovineblogger:

supermodelcats:

venterry:

venterry:

hey apparently you can now put up to 30 images in a post huge win for lovers of png and jpeg alike

game changer for dash hostilities

paradoxpetal:

Greta

gayboygaming:

We live in a society

phytothecryptid-deactivated2023:

silly oc art

His name is Pin and he is a silly billy (asshole)

narrie:

jewishvoiceforpeace: This is what genocide looks like. These are the 2913 Palestinian children killed by the Israeli military this month, as of Thursday, October 26. As the Israeli airstrikes on Gaza intensify, we recognize with horror and grief that this death toll is already inaccurate.

We demand a ceasefire now to save lives. To stop a genocide. The Israeli military has already erased 47 entire Palestinian families from Gaza’s population registry; all members of the family, from all generations, are dead. This is loss beyond measure.

The U.S. is also responsible for this horror. 80% of the bombs that the Israeli military drops on Gaza, that are used to kill these children, are American-made. We are called to do everything we can to stop this genocide.

As we continue to demand a ceasefire and fight for a future where everyone is free and equal and safe, we refuse to forget these lives. We will always affirm that every life is precious.

Every single one of these deaths was preventable. When we say Never Again-for anyone, this is who we mean. Never Again is right now.

Source: Gaza Ministry of Health

allofmydarkblue:

🇵🇸🍉 Free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸

becomedog:

google drive of 100 posters for a free palestine

sayruq:

the-haiku-bot:

heckcareoxytwit:

An AU story of What If Black Cat got the Venom Symbiote.

  • Extreme Venomverse #2, 2023

An AU story

of What If Black Cat got the

Venom Symbiote.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

amwult:

On a scale of one to ten how important is this image (his name is Bean)

important-animal-images:

Hi Bean!

zmeyel:

escuerzoresucitado:

Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.

pinktwingirl:

I went to a pro-Palestine protest and I later saw that one of the local newspapers had written about it calling it a “pro-Hamas” rally. I left a lengthy comment on the article telling off the author for journalistic malpractice because not one of speakers at the rally ever said that they supported Hamas. He also conveniently omitted the fact that Jewish Voice for Peace was a major organizer of the event to try and make it seem like every single person at the rally was a Muslim. A few days later, the article got taken down. Keep calling out the mainstream media on their hypocrisy and dishonesty - your advocacy DOES make a difference!

homura:

kosmogrl:

Is Mollie important?

important-animal-images:

Very.

mevil:

sniffs you

ackee:

“how dare you hide this in the tags” -> “you sir have won the internets”

“none of these words are in the bible” -> “thats enough internet for today”

“op check your carbon monoxide detector” -> “were you on drugs when you made this”

and so on and so forth

ironwoman359:

chirmartir:

Ch😁

before clicking unmute: oh i hope that this Sounds

after clicking unmute: oh it SOUNDS

soleta:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

This group is amazing

Here’s the questions you need to answer to join and an excerpt from the rules

batmanshole:

A screenshot of a Facebook post. The poster's name is Sue, and her last name has been blacked out. In all caps, Sue writes: "I use my waffle maker for many things, like grilled cheese and french toast."ALT
A screenshot of a Facebook comments section. The beginning reads "View 12 previous replies". A second person named Juanita, also with her last name blacked out, comments: "Sue, why are you yelling? That's what all capital letters mean... FYI, it's rude." 
Sue replies to Juanita, once again in all caps, with: "Because I have a difficult time seeing, what would be rude Juanita is calling you a bitch."ALT

[id in alt]

idk if you guys have seen this but its literally my favourite facebook exchange of all time. its so funny to me. get her ass sue!!!!

miradademujer-deactivated202402:

by Comicname

👍

monstermoviedean:

monstermoviedean:

monstermoviedean:

small progress is still progress. small progress is good progress.

slow progress. intermittent progress. progress after regressing. it all counts. it’s all good.

tags from chrispineofficial reading: progress is not a straight line so jot that downALT

@chrispineofficial also that!!!! jeremy bearimy babyyy

hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

theyshapedlikefriends:

bambini-della-luna:

Looking at fox plushies and


realpersonfacts:

god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

sundercr:

sourcreammachine:

Modern Agriculture Updates tweets: "Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?" an attached picture shows a rice paddy with extremely linear irrigation, with the water between patches of rice teeming with fishALT

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

kaylasartwork:

I just realised I don’t ever think I posted this here. This was my first ever comic that kicked off my whole thing over on Reddit initially!! This happened at my old job when I was heading on a lunch break and got caught by a regular. Initially I thought this comic was gonna be a one and done thing but after getting so many positive comments (especially on my second comic) I stuck with it. God I can’t believe that’s it’s already been like 6 months since this post was made.

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

oobbbear:

oobbbear:

I like when animators shoot their reference footage themselves and post them besides their final product cause it always look something like this and I adore it

Another one I saved, go watch the video (link here) this man is unironically so good of an actor

pokemonedits-outofcontext:

catchymemes:

anxietyproblem:

Every time.