December 2023

charlottan:

cray0n-b0x:

this is my fanart of hello kitty if she was an olm

blessedanimals:

cahootings:

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

superchat:

black-dagger-antler-shack:

Can we get the good ending where this character goes outside for a walk and enjoys sitting down on a bench?

Im afraid thats just not possible

and-so-on:

today is like if wednesday was a friday

lakevida:

aesops fables

nativenews:

predatory-lesbians:

*hands you a pipe bomb*

quick! send this to ten other bloggers you think should be exploded!

le-catman:

medievaljournalist:

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

whales-are-gay:

fluoresensitive-deactivated2024:

fluoresensitive-deactivated2024:

? Someone tried to self-immolate in midtown outside the Israeli consulate?

Self immolation is the most desperate act a protestor has (see: the Congolese man who burned himself alive as well as the environmental scientist from a year or so ago)

screenshot from reuters

"We are saddened to learn of the self-immolation at the entrance to the office building," the consul general of Israel to the southeastern U.S., Anat Sultan-Dadon, told ABC News. "It is tragic to see the hate and incitement toward Israel expressed in such a horrific way. The sanctity of life is our highest value."

Israel resumed its military offensive in Gaza on Friday after talks to extend a week-long truce collapsed.ALT

beyond parody

theconcealedweapon:

“People are on welfare because they got participation trophies as kids.”

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Survival is not supposed to be a “trophy”.

There’s a big fucking difference between “winner gets a trophy” and “winner gets to live”.

nativenews:

qualitystart:

tweet from Abed A. Ayoub @aayoub
The 5 day cease fire is welcomed. We need a full cease fire. 

Something to keep an eye on. The cease fire coincides with the long holiday week in the US. 

In addition, Israel has rolled out a massive PR campaign, which was evident this evening by watching TV. 

So, for 5 days Americans will sit at home, watch football, and get flooded with pro-Israel ads. 

11:39 PM 21 Nov 23

Meanwhile there is no bombing, and the timelines on social media platforms will probably have pictures of turkey and pies. 

It’s important that you keep posting and speaking out about the ongoing genocide. This 5 day agreement is not the end of things.ALT

do not stop talking about Palestine!

there are Shut It Down For Palestine actions planned for Friday, look for one in your area if you can. they’re not all registered on the Shut It Down website, so check social media as well as their list.

21stcenturyschizoidfag:

please check out my The nefarious anglerfish tribute video i am such a big fan

qualitystart:

tweet from Abed A. Ayoub @aayoub
The 5 day cease fire is welcomed. We need a full cease fire. 

Something to keep an eye on. The cease fire coincides with the long holiday week in the US. 

In addition, Israel has rolled out a massive PR campaign, which was evident this evening by watching TV. 

So, for 5 days Americans will sit at home, watch football, and get flooded with pro-Israel ads. 

11:39 PM 21 Nov 23

Meanwhile there is no bombing, and the timelines on social media platforms will probably have pictures of turkey and pies. 

It’s important that you keep posting and speaking out about the ongoing genocide. This 5 day agreement is not the end of things.ALT

do not stop talking about Palestine!

there are Shut It Down For Palestine actions planned for Friday, look for one in your area if you can. they’re not all registered on the Shut It Down website, so check social media as well as their list.

dogsenpai:

THIS IS SO CRYPTID 

everydaylouie:

Gar Field

technologyvoid:

I love my OC!

*puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the hor

company:

blusoldier:

company:

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

krghost:

jenovacomplete:

what the actual fuck

connortron7:

theradicalace:

an-android-in-a-tutu:

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I’m not all “where did all this blood come from” that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they’re probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact “Inside the patient” is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That’s from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand… Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I’m scared of the answers.

this is such a delightful pair of tags

Patient happened to be under the effect of the pharaohs curse at the time

demilypyro:

vyriadurav:

skyekurisu:

Hi. I’m a Mexican trans woman who lost her job and is living out of donations.

Any support towards this would be monumental and appreciated.

https://ko-fi.com/kurisutranslates

I can’t offer much, but perhaps you know me for the stuff I’ve translated: https://mangadex.org/group/cd2dec68-2dee-4b2f-aa6f-234f51f8e9e4/elpsykongroo

Or because of the “Yay! I’m ____” edits.

Please, if I’ve at least given you a smile pls consider helping me out this time. Any amount is appreciated.

Thanks.

Skye is a treasure and works so hard to translate wonderful things. Please send some support her way if you are able

Skye’s work is always top notch. Her manga translations are a common sight in the gender-related tags, and they’re always extremely high quality.

ashyslashyy:

ashyslashyy:

ashyslashyy:

idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic

what did you think this song was about

Yeah

wizardavid:

i-am-emily:

fiddlertoad:

yebisu:

onlywayin-deactivated20231101:

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

demilypyro:

vyriadurav:

skyekurisu:

Hi. I’m a Mexican trans woman who lost her job and is living out of donations.

Any support towards this would be monumental and appreciated.

https://ko-fi.com/kurisutranslates

I can’t offer much, but perhaps you know me for the stuff I’ve translated: https://mangadex.org/group/cd2dec68-2dee-4b2f-aa6f-234f51f8e9e4/elpsykongroo

Or because of the “Yay! I’m ____” edits.

Please, if I’ve at least given you a smile pls consider helping me out this time. Any amount is appreciated.

Thanks.

Skye is a treasure and works so hard to translate wonderful things. Please send some support her way if you are able

Skye’s work is always top notch. Her manga translations are a common sight in the gender-related tags, and they’re always extremely high quality.

starlightshadowsworld:

I’m actually going to scream.

You know what I found out?

December 10th is International Human rights day.

This year it will be the 75th anniversary of the creation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

… 75 years…

The same amount of time as the illegal Israeli occupation of Palestine.

One of the most horrific ongoing human rights violations, started the the same year the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was created.

One that the world is trying to ignore and silence people from speaking about.

Israel is illegally occupying and killing Palestinians.

It is a genocide.

And it’s not just Palestinians.

Sudanese, Congolese, Armenian’s, Kashmiri, Tigrayans, Uyghurs, and many many others are undergoing their own genocides and denial of basic human rights.

And places like Israel, the UK, the US are complicit and funding them.

None of these tragedies occur in a vaccum.

Don’t let the world forget what’s going on.

Don’t let them brush these atrocities off as they celebrate this day.

On a day celebrating human rights, we need to discuss who is being denied there human rights.

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marinebiologyshitposts:

we need tumblr custom emojis STAT. :whalemiddlefinger: :whalemiddlefinger: :whalemiddlefinger:

huachengslastbraincell:

hotvampireadjacent:

beaft:

silent-browser:

beaft:

silent-browser:

beaft:

earhartsease:

beaft:

nerdintheforest:

beaft:

for years i attended knight school in hopes of becoming a hero who rescues beautiful maidens from danger (wyrms, wolves etc). unfortunately due to Feminism the maidens have all started rescuing themselves thus rendering me obsolete

There appear to be fresh openings in the wyrm/wolf companion careers. Are you allergic to dogs, gold, or fine silks?

all three 😔

thou could'st cut out ye middle manne and become a maiden?

verily, i have tried this but was ryte terrible at it

Mayhaps thyne attempt be short lived. Think upon the chances of trying once more. Practice improves.

forsooth you sound just like my mother

Quite the query indeed. Ah, a thought has’t granted me illumination. Has’t thou ever considered ventures into the bandit trade. There be riches abound and beautiful maidens to woo with thy'n outlaw charm

an intriguing proposition! tell me, are maidens these days into “bad boys”? because i am bad. at many things.

headspace-hotel:

starry-genome:

digitaldiscipline:

cassandrasimplex:

cassandrasimplex:

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

nealashitposts:

just-french-me-up:

Are you alright, honey? You’ve barely put your blorbo in situations

Okay but back when I could afford a therapy my psychiatrist asked if I had written any fanfiction or planned any out in my head, and I was “nah, not really.” And she nodded and looked down at her notes and was like “so how do you feel about possibly trying Zoloft?”

I started laughing and she was like “I know it sounds funny but it’s been six months without you engaging in your favorite hobby and that’s a sign the depression is getting to a point where we might why try some treatments with meds in addition to therapy.”

So like. yeah.

So, babe, ARE you okay? You’ve barely put your blorbo in situations

verarambles:

tetrafelino:

only-tiktoks:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

HAHAHAHAHA

wait … guys?? We are all on the same team right…. cmon your my anxieties…..no…NO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHDHWIQPSHEHBAKALKSNSBHDJ

ms-shac0la:

nando161mando:

Look at her gay little writsts💗

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

wordsaladimages:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

WHO ROLLED THE EGG OFF THE COUNTER?

nevermind it was this one

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday:

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

Yes

stele3:

augory:

I’ve been skimming John Francis Daley’s (director on D&D: Honor Among Thieves) twitter and I continue to be so completely blown away by the movie’s commitment to practical effects and/or minimized CGI where feasible. I mean holy shit look at all this

Practical effects mean that the creators were largely unionized.

finalfantasyvii:

criticalrolo:

losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

mettic:

chemicalexposure:

dreg-heap:

toskarin:

deepleffen’s tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

sephiramy:

preserving another of my old D&D tweets

videojamiemostlikely:

toosmallortootall:

igor-shestyorkin:

THE NHL????

A tweet from the official NHL Twitter which reads: The NHL is proud to support this past weekend's Team Trans Draft Tournament in Middleton, Wisconsin. This was the first tournament comprised entirely of transgender and nonbinary players, with around 80 folks participating! #HockeyIsForEveryone #NHLPride 
There are four photos from the Team Trans Draft Tournament
The next tweet is a reply which reads:
So, men playing on womans team?ALT

For context these were the preceeding tweets, and there are multiple news stories (mostly from Republicans throwing a tantrum over the NHL supporting trans people, which is why I’m not linking to the articles) about the trans draft. So it isn’t just an empty statement or an intern going rogue amidst twitters death rattle. This is like, a big deal

holy shit thanks the National Hockey League

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s


#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

woo-in-different-lengths:

i-say-ok:

phantomrose96:

hotbully:

bumtickley:

Colour blindness test

Fuck you

#a good way to see if you’re experiencing vision loss

ok.

woooooooooo

wizardshark:

escuerzoresucitado:

beyond parody

people on twitter did some research and discovered that this particular prison was one of the originals to implement the idea of the Panopticon too.