December 2023

mxamalgam:

Am I the only person who’s head randomizes the pronounciation every time someone says the word “gif”

lesausageperson:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why do I boil myself like a lobster in the shower, but I hate the heat and overheat easily out of the shower

ah I have done Much Autistic Thinking about this and have come to the conclusion that it is because when you are boiling yourself like a lobster in the shower, you are in control of how boiled you get. but when it is a HOT DAY and you are In Your Clothes and Such, you are Not in control of how lobster-fied you become.

the feeling of lack of control during your warming-uppiness makes it negative. the fact that you are wearing Clobes that you want to stay Not Damp from your boiled state makes you go “No!!!!!!! I do Not wish to be Boiled right now!!!!” and u get Not Joyous.

however when you are blissfully aware of the fact that you are In the Waters and you can Control the Heats of the Waters to make you just the right amount of As Hot As The Sun, it is perfectly fine and pleasant.


it may also have something to do with your circulation idk

umber-cinders:

milesgmoralles:

Hobie Brown in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)


bonus:

Everyone thinking Miguel is hot when we have Hobie will never not be funny

coolancientstuff:

Antler engraving found in Lortet Cave in the Hautes-Pyrénées region of France. It was carved from a reindeer antler and shows a group of reindeer crossing a river or lake full of swimming salmon. Dating to the Magdalenian period, approximately 17,000-12,000 years ago.

headspace-hotel:

I’ve been trying to work out a new system for speculative fiction genres because the sci-fi/fantasy binary we have is so incredibly uninformative and I’m concluding that there IS no good way to categorize books without the system becoming so overly complex that you’ll end up shorthanding it in unhelpful ways anyway. 

My dislike of the sci-fi/fantasy binary, on a practical/functional level, stems from several things.  

But actually coming up with an alternative is incredibly difficult because there are simply so many possible variations on what speculative fiction can be that getting anywhere close to accuracy involves getting so complex your system isn’t functional.

I do really strongly feel that these genres need to be done away with though, because

1)      they actually say almost nothing about a story by definition

2)      the only reason why knowing a story is “fantasy” tells you anything about it is that our perception of “fantasy” is super limited for no good reason.

There isn’t anything literally, actually, functionally different between fantasy in general and sci-fi in general outside of a pile of tropes that are tied to the genres for no good reason and that have become identifying marks of the genres for no good reason. The actual dividing line is 99% just what we’ve become conditioned to accept in terms of tropes.

There’s an absurd amount of tropes and world-building concepts that have absolutely no practical reason why they couldn’t work together, but are just not ever combined in stories because they’re associated with different genres or subgenres within sci-fi and fantasy.

I’m going to make a list of what I feel are glaring examples of this:

incognitopolls:

Have you experienced abuse of any kind? (Physical, emotional, verbal, sexual, psychological, religious, financial, etc)

Yes, from my parents

Yes, from a partner

Yes, from my friends

Yes, from a doctor or other authority figure

Yes, from a company or institution

Yes, from a stranger

Maybe/it’s complicated/I’m not sure

Yes to two or more of these

Yes to one or more, maybe to others

No

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toyota-supra:

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

rrdiner:

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

rongzhi:

A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)

cottageaesthetic:

landsccape:

kleefkruid:

My cats have this meow that means “please come with me to fix this” after which they’ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or ‘empty’) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem’, they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.’ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me… the rain. “Please fix this” they say. “Please get rid of the wet”

“Silly kitty,” I say, “I can’t control the rain.” I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

kleefkruid:

My cats have this meow that means “please come with me to fix this” after which they’ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or ‘empty’) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem’, they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.’ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me… the rain. “Please fix this” they say. “Please get rid of the wet”

“Silly kitty,” I say, “I can’t control the rain.” I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

flyfella:

swiminjello:

997:

ooo…. lady gagita

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

anon-unofficial:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

agentleem:

casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

capydoodle:

capydoodle:

capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon

wouldn’t it be sick if this hit 100k

@agentldiddy Hit up ðe X-Mutuals, it’s time for anoðer funny note goal.

Capy bapy

X-mutuals come see this

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sleepnoises:

a snowy egret (probably) with its beak pointed straight at the viewer so its head and long neck look like a wormALT

my bf is back at it with the great pictures of birds

cacodaemonia:

From the short article:

When we think of conversion therapy, we usually think of right-wing religious groups trying to “cure” people of queerness. Some asexual people encounter this type of conversion therapy. Most encounter something different—less religious and more medicalized.

Medicalized conversion therapy often involves treating asexuality (or feelings of low/no sexual interest) as the result of hormone imbalances, trauma, or mental health issues. Treating asexuality as a medical issue is a form of conversion therapy.

kylejsugarman:

wish youtube was more of a cultural thing in the world and era of breaking bad. i desperately need videos of jesse bailing on his board and doing off rhythm drum covers of his fave simple plan songs that pull in a solid 12 views each and a comment thats like “lolz gay” that gets jesse genuinely heated in the replies. a personal website isnt enough, i needed him to have a youtube channel with a flaming skull as an icon and a playlist of family guy funniest moments

yalikejazz1234:

hkayakh:

averruncusho:

the-little-birb-prince:

kars-did-nothing-wrong:

softecat:

gamerphobic:

cynn-cynn:

jojomangaedits:

pastelburrito:

barawerewolff:

braetsch:

verdeinvolumes:

bootlenooty:

iamonlykidding:

catoverlord:

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It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust!
now this entire post will be reversed!

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Am I having a fucking stroke

Besides posts that are downright terrible like bigotry, this is my least favorite post

this felt like a fever dream

postingtreyf:

tributary:

if you care about palestinians, then i am begging you to not be antisemitic in your activism on their behalf. it does not help them. by making the diaspora less safe for jews, you support the argument that israel is the only guarantee for jewish safety. if anything it is a boon to the israeli right.

you should aim to make the world a better place and not a worse one. you should be strategic.

Also, Palestinian activists have *literally* been calling out antisemitism and telling “allies” no to do that shit.

You’re actively harmful when you hate Jews more than you support Palestinians.

“Antizionism isn’t antisemitism”

No shit, but it can be. Learn how to criticize Israel without being antisemitic, you lazy fucks. Jews manage to do it all the time.

gingeremo:

drumlincountry:

I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who’d like to say a few words instead.

A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with “I’m an engineer. i’m not a poet or a politician. I don’t… do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i’m just going to tell you about the street I grew up on.”

And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.

All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.

elierlick:

This was the entire statement… wow they’re not even hiding it anymore.

gorkaya-trava:

so, today we, russian queers, may become “extremists” by decision of russian supreme court and thus our existence will be silenced and erased. any queer activism will be impossible for us. I don’t know what to do anymore. I was heartbroken when they passed the laws about “gay propaganda” and transgender people, now I’m just numb. I don’t want to escape. I just want to live safely in my own country.

please hear us.

lesbi-nyan:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

dduane:

daincrediblegg:

daincrediblegg:

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

ok children gather ‘round because all of these kindof have the same answer and I am way too passionate about this subject and the history behind it that I physically cannot remain silent about it

So if you were a 90’s kid like me, you grew up with this film on VHS. if you were also like me, then you probably remember it very differently from how it was released recently both in blu-ray and on streamer formats and probably were freaking out thinking this was some kind of mandela effect for years: and THIS IS BECAUSE. THERE IS A CRUCIAL SCENE MISSING. AND LITERALLY I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. THE TWO MINUTES CUT KINDOF CHANGE THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF THE WHOLE MOVIE??? and allow me to explain why.

That video above it the Deleted Song “When Love is Gone” was ONLY EVER featured on the VHS release of The Muppet Christmas Carol that came out through the 90’s. Why? because initially, some uppity disney executive market tested it and went “kids are gonna get antsy with that and not like it” so they cut it then for the theatrical release, but then Brian Henson (director, son of JIM) somehow managed to get it into the VHS cut of the film. Kinda went rogue about it if memory serves. Now, as a child, this was kindof… a huge part of the movie for me? like I remember listening to it and crying a bit as a kid because this one song is just… so emotional? like seriously. other than the fact that it’s being sung by Meredith Braun (who at one point played Eponine in Les Mis, and you gotta have some SERIOUS pipes to do that) AND Michael Cain, and it’s a love song in a way, like it’s very clear that she still cares for Ebenezer but she recognizes that her love for him is different than his love for her and she has to leave him, meanwhile THE MAN IS BEHIND HER CRYING AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN SEE HIM AND CLEARLY IT’S THE BIGGEST REGRET HE HAS And honestly? That’s a HUGE part of what made it stand out for me as a child. Like. The muppets themselves were all fun and good but then you have this song for a second… and it really feels true to the dickensian spirit guiding the whole film, and it’s what’s made it to me the most true to form adaptation of his yet. It’s phenomenal. And this dumbass disney exec said “it’s too adult emotional for the kids” (an argument that always has and will always continue to be completely fucking stupid).

So then what happened? why didn’t they put it in the DVD and Blu Ray releases that have come out throughout the years? Well, literally DISNEY LOST THE FOOTAGE. APPARENTLY. so when they went to restore it and reformat it for those releases AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY for the streamer release, it was literally missing. and Brian Henson has been asking them to look for YEARS. FINALLY they found it back in 2020, and then only last year did they upload the fully restored version that you see me ranting and raving about.

“But Egg”, you ask, “why does this matter? What does this small 2 minute sequence change about this movie SO MUCH that it merits a huge ass post about it that is making people confused?”

Because let me tell you friends. Belle does not seem very significant and kindof pointless to flashback to without that song. It’s like ok. she’s there. She tells Ebenezer she’s breaking up with him. and then… THE MUPPETS CRY ABOUT IT??? and that’s it. That’s all you get. you don’t get any of the sense of how deeply this affected this guy- the LITERAL PROTAGONIST THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT. And it’s all because, again, say it with me folks: the dipshit disney executive said “It’s Too Emotional For Children”.

Not ONLY that. But THIS SONG IS LITERALLY THE REPRISE THEY SING AT THE END OF THE FILM. WHICH. LET ME TELL YOU. IT’S FUCKING WEIRD FOR THAT TO LITERALLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE COMPLETELY LEFT FIELD AS A NEW SONG AT THE END. Like it makes no sense. ok sappy sentimental “the love we found” all right. BUT REMEMBER. THE ORIGINAL LYRIC IS “LOVE IS GONE”. IT’S SYMMETRY. IT’S POETRY. IT’S FUCKING VITAL. An the movie is good as it is but literally trust me this makes it infinitely better when you see it as a whole. Please. Just trust me on this. Thank you and goodnight.

oh yeah and here’s a decent article that talks about it and that shall serve as my source for a lot of this

you’re welcome

The Mouse… lost something that would make It money? WTF. (eyeroll)

(Disclosure: I have taken the Mouse’s money and in return for it did good work that I’m still pleased with, in a universe I’d loved since childhood; so, as we say around here, “sorry, Not Sorry.” Yet all the people I was working with at Disney in the late 80s were well aware of the Rodent’s more greedy-and-grasping qualities. “They didn’t get so rich by overpaying their writers,” was one theme that made the rounds a lot.)

Anyway; I can’t imagine this movie without that song. The pain is necessary for the full joy later. Seek out the full version if you can.

ETA for European viewers (and maybe others, who knows): On Disney+, the “Extras” page for “The Muppet Christmas Carol” now explicitly offers both the excised song (as a standalone) and the version with the excised song.

ruhlare:

just a friendly reminder that you don’t deserve pain. sometimes we think we deserve to be hurt and sad, but that’s not true. there is no reason to hold on to our pain or justify it. we shouldn’t be hard on ourselves. we are worth healing.

ninjaotta:

this tweet has DESTROYED me

clarificationsw:

subrosadraco:

kawaiimunism:

tanadrin:

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

Google ran(barely ran but whatever) on my god damn wii. I HATE THE TECH INDUSTRY!!! everything is just getting more and more bloated and unoptimized for the sake of features I don’t even use. fucking stop adding shit and make the stuff you have actually god damn work

alphabetcompletionist:

basementofthearchmage:

jessica-problems:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

An order of reclusive monks moved deep into the chthonic depths of the underworld to better commune with the primordial darkness and discover secret knowledge therein. In the years since they have changed, permanently altered by the knowledge they have gained.

They’re called Deep Friars.

and you should see what they can do to a turkey

So at the monastery fundraising fish&chips cookout…

Dude approaches one of the brothers: “so, you’re the fish friar?”

“No, my son. I am the chip monk.”

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beautifully-big-magazine:

“The fear of being fat is the fear of joining an underclass that you have so readily dismissed, looked down on, looked past, or found yourself grateful not to be a part of. It is a fear of being seen as slothful, gluttonous, greedy, unambitious, unwanted, and, worst of all, unlovable. Fat has largely been weaponized by straight-size people — the very people it seems to hurt most deeply. And ultimately, thin people are terrified of being treated the way they have so often seen fat people treated or even the way they’ve treated fat people themselves. In that way, thinness isn’t just a matter of health or beauty or happiness. It is a cultural structure of power and dominance.”

Aubrey Gordon

kerink:

damazcuz:

kerink:

damazcuz:

kerink:

damazcuz:

and not a single good one let’s go boys mediocre nation!

congrats on your first good one! (:

hey uh. theres a beast on your post.

a breast? 🥵 men’s? 🥵🥵

back down to zero good posts ):

rjalker:

xysidhequeen:

someguyiguess:

pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

  • stay home
  • stay home
  • stay home
  • stay home
  • stay home
  • stay home
  • stay home
  • dont even think about going to a store

The sales, especially as of late, literally are not worth it. If there is one, ita a pittance of a sale or the store has been raising the proce and just ‘dropped’ it back to normal, or they slapped a sale sign over the normal price. Sometimes they just ship in lower quality goods specifically to sell on BF and say they’re on 'sale’.

But, too many people are still under the impression BF sales are 'amazing’. It’s literally not worth risking your safety for 10% off some cheap TV that’s tonnage break in three months.

Also if people stop going to BF sales company’s will stop forcing, and yes it is forcing when you will be fired if you do not show up, employees to work on Thanksgiving.

It is literally not a joke or an exaggeration that stores raise prices leading up to Black Friday only to put them “on sale” by literally just giving you the regular price.

At Walmart they also will scam you at the register by offering a Walmart Warranty for literally every fucking gods damn thing imaginable that you do not need and if the object does, break guess what? it won’t fucking help anyways. Don’t fucking fall for it.

femboy-expert:

I be scrolling thru my front page and then sometimes some depraved shit like “chain me up in the basement and fill my belly like a water balloon” pops up between “I love trains” and “haha dog sniffs you”

noswordinourlake:

elfwreck:

the-haiku-bot:

athenadark:

wanderingchaos:

linguisticparadox:

ri-writing:

linguisticparadox:

Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don’t know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and other Victorian gothic horror stories)?

Like this young person didn’t even know about goddamn Gutenberg which is a SHAME. I linked to it and they went “aw yiss time to do a theft” and I was like “I mean yo ho ho and all that, sure, but. you know gutenberg is entirely legal, right?”

Anyway I’m gonna put this in a few Choice Tags (sorry dracula fans I DID mention it though so it’s fair game) and then put some Cool Links in a reblog so this post will still show UP in said tags lmao.

Spreading the news to my followers - if you weren’t aware of this before, here’s the link to Project Gutenberg - https://www.gutenberg.org/

Project Gutenberg is a gigantic collection of books that are in the public domain.  You can read the books through the site or you can download them in various formats so you can get the format you prefer for your eReader of choice.

It is free. 

It is legal.

I was reviewing the list of the top 100 books downloaded yesterday and I saw a fair few that I had to read for college classes - so if you’re a college student and your professor assigns you to read Plato or any number of older works, check here before you buy a copy.

I reread the Anne series several years back - they were free through this.  I need to reread Pride and Prejudice at least once a year, and my e-book version is from this.  Someone recommended Jekyll and Hyde to me a few weeks back and I got a free copy from this.  When I went to Haworth on my last holiday before the plague times, I brought books by the Bronte sisters with me to read or reread that I downloaded from here.  It’s a great resource.

Yes yes yes! I was honestly so flabbergasted that this young person hadn’t heard of the gutenberg project! It’s been around for AGES, maybe longer than the kindle has? And it’s such a huge project and wonderful resource! It used to be a household name (or maybe that’s just my family, thanks to my dad being a cheapskate nerd [affectionate]). I was so glad to be able to share this resource and others with them though, and I wanted to make sure no one else was missing out!

If you look at the first reblog from me I also recommended a few other resources, most of which were from www.archive.org, home of the Wayback Machine! They run openlibrary.org, where you can check out ebooks of some public domain titles! They even have the Bone series by Jeff Smith!

And archive.org itself has all kinds of public domain media including music and movies! For Dracula fans, here’s a radio show adaptation of the book, starring Orson Welles! And here’s a 1920 movie adaptation of “The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde,” starring John Barrymore, the grandfather of Drew Barrymore!

I’m so excited to see people falling in love with classic media through Dracula Daily! Let’s keep that fire blazing!

Also, if you can’t handle reading things, check out libirvox.org! it’s a free audio book project taking public domain works and people doing free audiobooks! there’s a lot of great stuff on there, but it takes things in the public domain and makes audio books out of them!

it’s a super nice project, and you can find some really nice readers there!

Also don’t think a book is old because it’s in the public domain

lots of writers and publishers are prepared to waive future profits for entirely petty reasons

because of this the entire works of Philip K Dick [petty writer who found himself with lots of hangers on during his life] and HP Lovecraft [his publisher - who was his wife and hated him] became public domain on their death

Sherlock Holmes entered public domain this year, it’s always worth checking because you can save a fortune

and the more popular the classic - the more likely someone has uploaded it

Also don’t think a

book is old because it’s in

the public domain

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Want audiobooks instead?

LibriVox has free public domain audiobooks.

Public domain works in the US are:

  • Anything published (in the US) from 1927 or earlier (this number goes up every year for quite a while), and
  • Anything published between 1928 and 1963 that wasn’t renewed, and
  • Anything published before 1989 without a proper copyright notice.

(Don’t go looking for things in that third category unless you’ve studied a LOT about copyright law. Mostly that covers things like “weird little newsletters” and “self-published booklets” and sometimes fanzines. But most publications have a copyright notice in them.)

There’s also some oddball exemptions here and there; copyright law is a tentacled mess. But those are the basic guidelines. (Except for audio. Audio has its own set of rules. It’s weird.) (I mentioned tentacles, did I not? Double the amount of them you were thinking of.)

There are a lot of works from the 50s and early 60s that were not renewed, especially short stories published in magazines.

Project Gutenberg began in 1971; the first text was the US Declaration of Independence, shared through the university computer system. That was the start of “hey computers + public domain text = FREE BOOKS FOR EVERYONE.”

Adding on that Project Gutenberg is not just Eng language texts either! I know specifically about the French texts because I did independent study French lit in high school and all my sources were Project Gutenberg acquired (Candide my beloathed) but there’s many open source texts available in a number of languages.

teddypoi-qd:

internettythings:

{ID - tweet thread that reads:
Extremely Socially Distant Tom… - “we really overused the this-is-fine dog way too early”
@/nerdyatty - “It was hard to anticipate just how fine things would get.”
END ID}

diabollicallyangelic-deactivate:

RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread

the-haiku-bot:

godofstory:

dreamsuvivor:

I don’t think you all grasp the depth of the finale and the show as whole: Loki used to be a side chracter who was killed off several times and often used only as a comic relief, and now he’s one of the most important character in the whole mcu… His character arc is incredible, one of the best in the whole mcu.

And all some of you seems to care about is that your ship didn’t become canon. Are you kidding me?!

it’s not about the ships;it’s about when Loki wins,he still loses.

he didn’t want to be alone he wanted to have his friends but in order to save them he had to sacrifice himself and lose them all;so yeah it was beautiful and i’m proud of him but this wasn’t the happy ending that Loki deserved after a decade of loneliness ,that’s why were sad;at least that’s why i’m sad; the ship is just another reason among many

it’s not always about “who’s on top of it all now, wow cool” , sometimes you just want that character to crack a smile

i’m not saying the ending was bad,it was an awesome charcter arc,but let people feel what they feel

it’s not about the

ships;it’s about when Loki

wins,he still loses.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sapropel:

ellielush:

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

alexaloraetheris:

ranidspace:

ranidspace:

Firefox v120!

New copy link without site tracking feature:
removes the tracking at the end of urls usually that end with “?=[long ass string of numbers or info on your browser or how you clikced the link]” previously an optional feature of ublock origin to remove it as you go to sites, but now you can also copy links as well

New “Tell websites not to sell or share my data” option in privacy settings. Websites have no obligation to do this, except under GDPR which is most sites. adds a bit to your fingerprintability, however if everyone turns this on it will work better for everyone.

Firefox is rolling-out Cookie Banner Blocker by default in private windows for users in Germany during the coming weeks. Firefox will now auto-refuse cookies and dismiss annoying cookie banners for supported sites.

you can set “cookiebanners.service.mode” to 2 to automatically refuse cookies and have them stop asking you about it. While it’s also an optional feature of ublock origin, this might work better

Firefox has enabled URL Tracking Protection by default in private windows for all users in Germany. Firefox will remove non-essential URL query parameters that are often used to track users across the web.

Not sure how to turn this on in settings (this is also an optional ublock feature, these don’t hurt to stack) but once again removes the tracking at the end of urls telling you how the link was shared and how you got there

Firefox cares about your privacy and is making the internet a safer place from corporations. Do your part and download it today

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the-rain-monster:

jumpingjacktrash:

rydenxo:

okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.

#the victorian digestive system encountering a happy meal is going to kill this child

counterargument: the things this victorian orphan has been eating out of trash would make modern gut flora flee your body in streams. he can now digest rocks and crude oil.

And another superhero is born.

fenekku:

inthefallofasparrow:

good

good

missveryvery:

Ok I’m literally putting a bounty in a good lineart/inking resource/class/tutorial/book whatever. You find me a inking thing that FINALLY makes my inking better and I will give you $100 USD. I’m not kidding. I’m so tired.

I want pretty lines. I want something that looks unified. I want stuff that looks like manga. I get so upset when I’m trying to ink something, I’ve literally had meltdowns about it.

Anyway, please reblog. So many artists can ink, they must LEARN somehow. HOW.

transmutationisms:

using “drugs” as a moral category will have people saying shit like “adderall isn’t a drug because i don’t feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it”

teaboot:

ralfmaximus:

8pxl:

6vcr:

hello!

everyone go follow and support her!! she’s an amazing pixel artist n is new to tumblr 💙

HOLY CROW

ITS FUCKING PIXEL ART

ashenprincx:

“For 60 years, doctors and researchers have known two things that could have improved, or even saved, millions of lives. The first is that diets do not work. Not just paleo or Atkins or Weight Watchers or Goop, but all diets. Since 1959, research has shown that 95 to 98 percent of attempts to lose weight fail and that two-thirds of dieters gain back more than they lost. The reasons are biological and irreversible. As early as 1969, research showed that losing just 3 percent of your body weight resulted in a 17 percent slowdown in your metabolism—a body-wide starvation response that blasts you with hunger hormones and drops your internal temperature until you rise back to your highest weight. Keeping weight off means fighting your body’s energy-regulation system and battling hunger all day, every day, for the rest of your life.

The second big lesson the medical establishment has learned and rejected over and over again is that weight and health are not perfect synonyms. Yes, nearly every population-level study finds that fat people have worse cardiovascular health than thin people. But individuals are not averages: Studies have found that anywhere from one-third to three-quarters of people classified as obese are metabolically healthy. They show no signs of elevated blood pressure, insulin resistance or high cholesterol. Meanwhile, about a quarter of non-overweight people are what epidemiologists call “the lean unhealthy.” A 2016 study that followed participants for an average of 19 years found that unfit skinny people were twice as likely to get diabetes as fit fat people.”

A surprising article to find on the Huffington post. I think, especially towards the end, there’s still a saturation of healthism and diet talk (just of the “clean eating” variety), but the information about weight discrimination is absolutely on point, especially within the medical field ignoring decades of research.

Not only do we know that weight loss isn’t sustainable or possible, we also know that weight discrimination kills, in a myriad of ways. If you actually care about “health” then start unlearning your weight bias NOW and realize that fat people are just people who are a different shape.

And this article doesn’t even touch on “the obesity paradox”(the fact that fat people survive heart attacks and injuries BETTER THAN thin people) or the fact that dieting, especially “yo-yo dieting,” is a better predictor for heart disease than weight, and that many of the fat people who have cardiovascular diseases have a long history of dieting that (understandably) didn’t work.

encouraged to rb but fatphobes will just be blocked.

alexaloraetheris:

ranidspace:

ranidspace:

Firefox v120!

New copy link without site tracking feature:
removes the tracking at the end of urls usually that end with “?=[long ass string of numbers or info on your browser or how you clikced the link]” previously an optional feature of ublock origin to remove it as you go to sites, but now you can also copy links as well

New “Tell websites not to sell or share my data” option in privacy settings. Websites have no obligation to do this, except under GDPR which is most sites. adds a bit to your fingerprintability, however if everyone turns this on it will work better for everyone.

Firefox is rolling-out Cookie Banner Blocker by default in private windows for users in Germany during the coming weeks. Firefox will now auto-refuse cookies and dismiss annoying cookie banners for supported sites.

you can set “cookiebanners.service.mode” to 2 to automatically refuse cookies and have them stop asking you about it. While it’s also an optional feature of ublock origin, this might work better

Firefox has enabled URL Tracking Protection by default in private windows for all users in Germany. Firefox will remove non-essential URL query parameters that are often used to track users across the web.

Not sure how to turn this on in settings (this is also an optional ublock feature, these don’t hurt to stack) but once again removes the tracking at the end of urls telling you how the link was shared and how you got there

Firefox cares about your privacy and is making the internet a safer place from corporations. Do your part and download it today

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rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

dragonboyteeth:

I love being fully unaware of YouTuber drama and which channels are “popular.” My first reaction at the start of that section was “who the hell is James Somerton”