November 2023

dog stuff paused because i know i just posted it but i NEED you to look at this horrid balloon beast i just saw on tiktok

cockodemon:

catboy-joyfriend:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

catboy-joyfriend:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

what the FUCK is that

what is it even supposed to be?? it just looks like an uncomfortable pile of flesh under a clown-textured tarp

pareidolia-inducing creature

idk it was just a live of a shifting Mass of balloons covered in fabric occasionally like. giggling or making noises

oh hate that

beast of the Stranger

literally. Why Is It

The thumbnail in the notification looked like a turtle

animentality:

teathattast:

dear-ao3:

circularsidewalks-deactivated20:

If I was a mouse and was given a cookie I would totally want a glass of milk as well. I’ve always thought this. That is what’s called a relatable protagonist.

licollisa:

Susie “it’s the intent that counts” deltarune

heyniceworkasshole:

phantom-sleuth:

Pizza tower is so cool, I wish Italians were real.

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

satellitefeed:

[Image ID: Text reading: Paw Patrol is Giorgio Agamben’s nightmare, a country in which a permanent state of emergency exists, under which governments have limitless power to rule unilaterally. There is no society or even commerce in Paw Patrol, only the relentless unthinking force of the police state, ostensibly responding to a never-ending crisis. It is the most influential work of fascist art since Ezra Pound. /End ID]

chongoblog:

bubblegum-bitched:

chongoblog:

khaleesi–daenerys-targaryen-de:

3rdbogwitch2theleft:

autistic-apple-sauce:

This still blows my mind

I will happily delete this if I’m derailing or taking away from the original message (initially I put this in the tags, but a friend asked me to reblog as text)

If you don’t want to pursue an autism or adhd diagnosis and you have access to a doctor or therapist you can get them to write you a note attesting to a symptom of your neurodivergence (rather than naming the condition itself) and stating the need for accommodation. 

It’s something my therapist told me about when we were still working in offices. I have sensory processing issues and on multiple occasions the noise in my office was so bad I broke the skin on my hand clenching my fist. 

This work-around of course won’t fix structural ableism and relies on you having access to a doctor/therapist who actually gives a crap, so still might only help a couple of folks. 

Thats a good add on

cockodemon:

15357642:

cockodemon:

cockodemon:

15357642:

cockodemon:

15357642:

cockodemon:

cockodemon:

Scrungled blinkus

Scangly dlongo

Shinkled binkle

Spingly glinko

scrongle bonko

Sclingity sclanko

ungly scrunble!!

Blingity scolko

Sclondadonkly blonkl

you win

I was not aware this was a competition

Reblog if your mutuals have been here.

We’ve always been committed to being on the bleeding edge of technology. That’s why we’re introducing our all new phone.

Here’s a review:

grargll:

bsideheart:

wetchickenbreast:

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out

thesillyguyy:

f3v3r-dr3am:

thesillyguyy:

gummy-axolotl:

thesillyguyy:

gummy-axolotl:

thesillyguyy:

:

I gotta go call my doctor

I remember that movie.

I love that movie

I am not that old

That was my favorite movie as a child bro I’m not even 20

I’m not even 15

BABY THING CHILD INFANT FETUS HUMAN

I will kick you

Is this movie um

The land before time or something

Idk I never saw it

You never what

estrogenesis-evangelion:

buddwyer:

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos:

khkafe:

foxeseveryhour:

Source

gotta be done

Soon there’ll be no-one left

@fluffiest-fox-kira for you my friend

powcardceo-deactivated20250213:

my cis, straight, non-furry friend said this and I told him it would do NUMBERS on tumblr

paradise-sys:

chongoblog:

Dentist fighting game character whose victory quote is “it’s because you didn’t floss”

I can see this vividly in my head

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

BRB gonna fuck the mailman like im a 50s housewife

cops don’t deserve so much as a crumb of my hateful pussy……

vampiremansionpoolboy-moved:

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

alanshemper:

nativenews:

(x)

wonderwomemes:

skye–walker:

zagreus:

asymbina:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

Good post everyone hit the showers

witchesversuspatriarchy:

leafcrunch:

cartographerswithoutborders:

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

the-faultofdaedalus:

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

Keep reading

avvocarlo:

supermodelcats:

femboy-jerma:

Invest NOW‼️‼️

moonlayl:

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theimeu: Israeli officials are being very clear about what they’re doing in Gaza: genocide and nothing less.

In the past few weeks, countless Israeli officials—including Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu—have dehumanized Palestinians and called for genocide.

Meanwhile, they’ve bombed hospitals, refugee camps, schools, marketplaces, and countless homes inside Gaza, committing war crime after war crime after war crime.

In this time, instead of condemning the Israeli government for its genocidal words and actions, the US has backed Israel with its full force, from interfering with journalistic coverage of the atrocities Israel has committed, to sending weapons to kill Palestinian civilians.

This is unacceptable. Israel is making its intention to commit genocide very clear—and the US is cheering them on.

call your representative to demand a ceasefire on jewishvoiceforpeace.org’s website

naamahdarling:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

seananmcguire:

taraljc:

alsojetwolf:

navigatorvega:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Watch to the end with sound, I’m begging

Paging @seananmcguire

that was some unexpected existential angst.

All Ponies in a herd represent themselves, as they have always been. The spark of self travels with the designated Pony. So if you have a Majesty in the herd, and two bait Majesties in a bin, only one is currently aware.

She is home. That’s what matters.

What happens if all three Majesties are in the herd

Triple goddess speaking with one terrible voice.

torchickentacos:

torchickentacos:

True solidarity is sitting in a google doc with your classmates late at night. We’re in it together, anonymous chinchilla.

ilexdiapason:

spectrumcore:

smashtheshell-deactivated202405:

[translation of tags: “but they don’t buy yuris????? ffs the sexism in france is unbelievable”]

rainy-graves:

it might not be possible to get a good grade in therapy but if you get a bad grade they do put you in prison

Is there anything I can do to help Palestinians besides call my representatives and beg them to stop killing people?

fairuzfan:

This is a great question. There are a few things you can do—just off the top of my head:

I know some of these don’t feel like they have as big of an impact on helping Palestinians, but we do need to make an effort not to forget their humanity in the face of continued erasure and the media’s sensationalist rhetoric.

Talking on social media and posting—while not seeming like a lot—does SO much. I know in USAmerica, it’s like yelling into a void, but political analysts are saying that most of the “Global South” has completely lost any amount of goodwill it may have had the past few years. Hopefully, countries will start to put sanctions and embargoes en masse on the US and Israel soon.

Our goals here are BOTH short-term and long-term. We hope for the life and liberation of the Palestinian people, so anything that you can think of might help at some point in the future is encouraged to at least try.

If anyone else has any more ideas, feel free to reblog and add on. Thank you for asking, and here is to a liberated Palestine where Palestinians can live and thrive without fear.

pukicho:

cazzobiggo:

cazzosmallo:

cazzobiggo:

pukicho:

*attacks you for fun

Awww

*attacks you for fun

me to my girlfriend

i will bite you

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease do

Attacks you with the express intention to maim and kill you

dollelujah:

armed-saphire:

breaking bad in the monster high universe be like yo mista fright

alisonzai:

sp1derc1der:

beefjerkybuffoon:

I once tried to take a screenshot of a dynamaxed wooper exploding and ended up with this declaration of what we truly are

WOOPER IS WE

mangomybeloved:

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

thesillyguyy:

gummy-axolotl:

thesillyguyy:

gummy-axolotl:

thesillyguyy:

gummy-axolotl:

thesillyguyy:

gummy-axolotl:

New Google background hehehehehheheh

“Doctor, it’s getting worse”

“We will find a cure eventually, we just have to keep running some tests,”

“Ight”

Y'ALL ARE SO MEAN TO ME 😭😭😭

“WE’RE SAVIN-”

“Don’t make the patient any more upset than they already are”

SCREW YOU

JAX SPAM ACTIVATE


“DOC THE PATIENT’S INFECTION IS GETTING WORSE AS WE SPEAK”

“STAY BACK WE MIGHT CATCH IT,”

“DON’T LOOK AT THE RABBITS SMIRK FOR TOO LONG BARTHOLOMEW”

HEHEEEAHAHAHEHEHAHHAHAHAHRHWHAHAKHFKSFBSVEKSDJDFNSL

“RUN BARTHOLOMEW RUN”

“BUT DOCTOR-”

“NO! IM A LOST CAUSE, GET OUT OF HERE!”

ladymariayuri:

when you connect the dots on completely useless shit its like. okay so this breakcore track ive had on my spotify likes for over a year has a unique amen break ive never heard before except im almost 99% positive it comes from the soundtrack of a video game from 2008 where the track has 982 views on youtube and its played for like 30 seconds in a cutscene. what do i do with this information

lackofa:

dvandom:

secondlina:

Crow Time - Statue 1

Click here for the sequel!

oh. oh there’s a sequel. thank goodness :’)

deerdroo:

only-tiktoks:

Translation:

Hey, people. Today we’re cooking a little puppy to serve with the rice we have over there. We let it simmer for a while.

Ten minutes later, there it is, a bit brown, we stir it a little and let it simmer for another 10 minutes.

Now it must be almost done… Yeah, it’s almost done to perfection. I’m gonna give it 5 seconds more… Uh? My mother’s calling, I’m gonna check what does she want.

Oh, damn it…! I left it like 5 minutes… (gasps) it’s burned, it’s burned it'sburnedit'sburnedit'sburned. We’ll have to leave this recipe for other day. No, look how it ended up! it’s charred, completely charred

writing-prompt-s:

Everyone is born with a clearly visible mark that denotes which God created them. It has been so for time immemorial. Then, markless, you are born.

cabybapa:

poetrylesbian:

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

always

robyn-runestone:

60-picarat-sliding-puzzle:

sarcasminc:

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

This might look like a relatively straightforward 3D metal puzzle, but it holds a secret: if you put some of its pieces together in the right way, it’ll turn into a functioning gun.

If you take about 20 of the pieces in this 125-piece puzzle and put them together properly, you’ll have a fully-functional single-shot .45 caliber handgun

The Professor Layton Special.

Professor Layton and the Fucking Gun

bunnyheritageposts:

bobthecoolrock:

So I was on a wikipedia search involving hares and rabbits when I stumble upon the wikilink for the volcano rabbit. I was wondering, like thats one dope ass name for a bunny, what would it look lite to deserve such a name.

Turns oit it looks like this

And it’s the 2nd smallest species of rabbit

Just thought someone else might apreciate this.

Bunny Heritage Post

How does it feel to have three parody accounts of you?

unskilledpoint:

Comedic. Make more.

kaiasky:

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keep trying buddy i bet the secret lost Shakespeare play is riiight on the next shelf