i-say-ok:

whereserpentswalk:

evelynquack:

yd12k:

definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

HOLY SHIT IT CAME ACROSS MY DASH NATURALLY!!!

We have been blessed to see this legendary hero within our world today. May this come upon your dash naturally.

ok!

curvethemoonshine:

mexicaligentleman:

Always a reblog. These are all women!

All women drumming troupe called “Batala Samba” they are based out of New York.

This post is from 2019 in Mexico City for the Day Of the Dead

stephendann:

jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

captain-paperclip:

infectiouspiss:

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

hubblegleeflower:

effemimaniac:

youaremyeverlovin:

utopians:

utopians:

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

catinc:

Ah, fuck, I ran out of queued posts.

Sorry mutuals for forgetting to fill your food dispenser.

s0ckh3adstudios:

If I see one more person characterize Caine as evil, I’m activating The Blender

ok but literally. I have been seeing people around the community actually think or characterize Caine as evil and malicious and i really have to wonder if they paid attention to the pilot at ALL.

You’re telling me the guy who

-sets up adventures to entertain them and help pass the time. despite being likely too chaotic at times, he means well

-did NOT purposely trap or is keeping the circus gang here on his own accord. He was just as surprised to see Pomni appear as the others and knows an exit doesn’t exist. He doesn’t know how to send them home and is just trying to keep them all occupied and pleased in their new home

-gives Pomni a tour of the digital world and excitedly and enthusiastically gives her some exposition, talking nicely

-tries to MAKE the IDEA of an exit to make the humans happy. he doesn’t quite understand and just tries to make an “exit” where he doesn’t know what to put on the other end

-APOLOGIZES for lying about the existence of the “exit” and just didn’t want to show them something he hadn’t finished

-gives them their own personal rooms, gives them rewarding digital dinners, and helps them come up with new names

-doesn’t try to hide MUCH (from what we see in the pilot at least) and admits that something he can’t control is their minds. he NEVER tries to make himself seem intimidating or get too arrogant about his authority and control over the circus.

-is just a really pleasant guy who comes off polite despite being zany and a cause for stress depending on the activity

-was literally SAID by the creator that Caine isn’t evil; he’s OBLIVIOUS. as an AI, he doesn’t really understand humans all that well. what seems normal and alright to him doesn’t equate to how the humans feel, but he does what he thinks will make them happy. His actions may not be the best wherever the series goes, but he’s not doing it with malicious intent.

-he’s totally okay with Zooble not wanting to participate in the adventure and promises he’ll make it in a way where they don’t even have to get super involved with it

-he LISTENS to the humans and respects them. he’s quick to bring up that XDDCC is a terrible name. he makes sure to ask Pomni what she thinks and doesn’t force it upon her. and he agrees with Jax that an adventure to get Pomni familiar with how things work in the circus.

IS EVIL?????

THOSE WHO WATCHED THE PILOT AND THINK HE’S EVIL AND SCHEMING…. NO,, HE’S REALLY NOT? He means well, he’s just… extremely wacky and intense about it. I genuinely don’t understand how some people can misinterpret him like that

lazaefair:

“Fiction is not a 1:1 reflection of reality” and “the U.S. military doesn’t support and finance American action movies and video games for fun” are concepts that can and should coexist

mcmangos:

paw–on–heart:

I’m basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn’t do it

liverofsulfur:

bogmonsters:

bogmonsters:

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

HAPPY 69th BIRTHDAY, YOU SLUTTY SLUTTY LIZARD

thoodleoo:

worlds most compressed jpeg vs worlds crustiest pdf scan uploaded by an elderly professor. fight

enbycrip:

prokopetz:

A thing that bothers me about wizard schools in popular media – outside of the magic-grade-school stuff, anyway – is that they’re typically depicted as being basically magic universities, but their actual curricula and pedagogical approaches look much more like those of a technical institution. Like, buddy, that’s not a wizard university, that’s a wizard trade school. You can’t just slap university student culture on top of trade school pedagogy. It doesn’t work like that – the one emerges from the other!

christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:

Going Jeff the Filler on that hole

Call me Ben the way I’m trying to Drown in that hole

sci-fantasy:

aqua-harry:

So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

No but really, this has been the most complete and informative description of how to fold a fitted sheet I’ve ever seen. Very few that I’ve seen show the “bread and water” step.

greelin:

*makes character* hehe. haha *fucks them up so bad* Oh no. who could have done such a thing

daily-spooky:

grimmtidings:

lakemojave:

I believe pretty strongly that art doesn’t need an audience. Plenty of art is political or provocative just for its own sake, without any relevant discourse or target demographic in mind. As a writer on tumblr I write things that I know I will enjoy writing and with very little stakes attached–if anyone decides they wanna engage with my work, that’s fine.

Most larger entities, collectives, and labels though–they create art with the intention to sell it. This is not a bad thing or a detraction of that art, it is simply a reality that even the weirdest corporate media has a hook by design. The marketing alone for a new movie, game, or series can tell you right away who the product is for.

However.

Who in the fuck did Hideo Kojima make Death Stranding for

Hideo Kojima.

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.

dead-immortal:

dicklessswonder:

aro-manita-muscaria:

dicklessswonder:

dicklessswonder:

dicklessswonder:

dicklessswonder:

finnslay:

dicklessswonder:

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

CAN WE GET TO 70K?

if this gets to 100k i will commit one self care

oh no

holy fucking shit.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

SELF CARE TIME

I DONT KNOW WHAT SELF CARE IS

What’s something that feels nice to you that maybe you don’t do very often?

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

100nebulas:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Fred Flinstone was the first trans man

sometimes i just say things hoping they’ll take off and we’ll see a cultural meltdown on twitter but they never do but I keep trying

ill say it then. posts that have 10000 notes to me

not this time chief this one don’t even got legs

Ok now it’s funny

bane-of-technology:

polymoth:

The thing they don’t tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

andva-ri:

☆ flat fuck friday ☆

does this count? sorry I didn’t have the energy to draw something new for it

at-least-i-think-im-funny:

homo sapiens? more like homo saypenis.

awakeby-awindow:

venka:

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

jonathontesticle:

zum1udontno:

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

cant beleive it. donasairs.

ash-the-tiefling:

username-not-registered:

slymewitch:

username-not-registered:

slymewitch:

username-not-registered:

slymewitch:

lochnutmonster:

:

YOU hate JK Rowling!

YES WE DO

Did bro just make an account for the sole purpose of this post?

?

The op is anonymous or deactivated or whatever

I still dont understand, which of us is a new account?

@your-fave-hates-jk-rowling

we all hate jk

incognitopolls:

Would you rather sleep in jeans or naked?

In jeans

Naked

Both are equally horrible

Both are equally fine

See Results

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

joeyswarehouse:

teathattast:

I understand her

crabussy:

I want to get an idea of the percentage of people who use tumblr!!

I use tumblr

I have never used tumblr in my life

See Results

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

three-counter:

copy-counter:

sosaysdean:

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

1

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itsnotmourn:

made a lil comic based on what happened to me a few nights ago!

read right to left <- <- <-

augredemesjours:

qsycomplainsalot:

gwydionmisha:

depsidase:

A real thing that happened is me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

excali8ur:

Art reposters genuinely make me want to quit drawing

codthefishgod:

Probably the most common reaction to telling an allo person I’m aroace is

“Okay. But what if- *insert reason why they think people like me don’t exist*”

magical-grrrl-mavis:

caffeineecold:

nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn’t feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said “oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who’s ever gotten lost, who’s been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride’s for you, honey, because you’re scared. you don’t have to be proud right now, but you’re gonna be one day, honey, i’m sure of it.”

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.