November 2023

anais-ninja-bitch:

heretomemeyouraesthetic:

meltedmountains:

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway:

My boyfriend’s professor doesn’t believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

powerburial:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

???

plumslices:

Vintage Pins

bigmeatyflaps:

bigmeatyflaps:

tiny-brain:

thoughtstherapy:

Pictures you’ll likely not see again

I almost cried at this

hits way too close to home at the moment

chennai-expression:

chennai-expression:

chennai-expression:

The way that this post has lost its way… I got people tagging “British culture” when this was supposed to be about making chai 😭😭

Also people talking about Uncle Iroh but you know. They’re right so what am I supposed to say

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

kingofsalmonids:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MY BLOG IS NOT A SAFE SPACE, IT IS A DANGEROUS SPACE. BY READING MY BLOG YOU ACKNOWLEDGE YOU ARE AT RISK OF BEING ATTACKED VIOLENTLY WITH FRYING PANS AND SPOONS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

sweetcherryblossomswrites:

[Image ID: Tweet from Iconca (@/ iconaWrites) on 8/21/22 reading: “Hustle hard and become highly skilled! Why, so the goddess Athena can grow jealous of my skills and turn me into a spider? No thanks. /End ID]

theauthor27:

Social experiment add a random video to this playlist doesn’t matter what it is.

vzm:

wishing everybody a penis friday

On the question of king teaching second how to be w I d e.

If that won't work, do you think he'd teach second how to 🗿

occatorcreator:

Worth a shot but I can’t imagine Second keeping a stone face as long as Mango

ur-daily-inspiration:

lifeisajourney10:

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

confusdecharocal:


I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T POST ANYTHING FOR HALLOWEEN OR DÍA DE MUERTOS, I WAS REAL BUSY THIS WEEK!!! have these VS Impostor doodles i made yesterday and today :3

eternalgirlscout:

eternalgirlscout:

decriminalize:

  • sex work
  • addiction

criminalize: 

  • golf

oh my god

bogleech:

ridemyrubyrod:

Breaking Bad

This is from when Springfield discovered it never lifted prohibition and tried to re-enforce it, so Homer concocted a scheme where he fills fake bowling balls with his own booze and then Moe collects them from behind the scenes at the bowling alley. When Marge found out, she was really just impressed he came up with something so smart and took his side over the cops.

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jacobwren:


This is Felix Gonzalez-Torres’s lesser-known 1988 painting work ‘Forbidden Colors.’ 

And here is part of the statement he released to accompany its first outing at the New Museum that same year:

“It is a fact people are discriminated against for being HIV positive. It is a fact the majority of the Nazi industrialists retained their wealth after war. It is a fact the night belongs to Michelob and Coke is real. It is a fact the color of your skin matters. It is a fact Crazy Eddie’s prices are insane. It is a fact that four colors red, black, green and white placed next to each other in any form are strictly forbidden by the Israeli army in the occupied Palestinian territories. This color combination can cause an arrest, a beating, a curfew, a shooting, or a news photograph. Yet it is a fact that these forbidden colors, presented as a solitary act of consciousness here in SoHo, will not precipitate a similar reaction.

From the first moment of encounter, the four colour canvases in this room will “speak” to everyone. Some will define them as an exercise in color theory, or some sort of abstraction. Some as four boring rectangular canvases hanging on the wall. Now that you’ve read this text, I hope for a different message.

For all the PWAs.”

reallybadblackoutpoems:

the chemistry and technology of edible oils and fats and their high fat products (1989) - g. hoffmann

“mole interest”

r0zeclawz:

yo that guy is weak to magic damage lets fucking kill him

memorycycle:

shaggydyke:

memorycycle:

in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

hkayakh:

peggyhill58:

johngreen58:

walterwhite58:

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

Madness combat:

dear-ao3:

[Image descriptio: AO3 tags that reads “lyf and marius: and we will take more than 7k words to interact, more than 9k words to interact. Sorry. Good news: at 13k words they interacted.” End description].

dear-ao3:

[Image description: AO3 tags that read “Vampire AU, Blood, in a vampire story, I’m sure you’re shocked by that revelation”. End description].

goldkirk:

the-real-seebs:

babycharmander:

babycharmander:

fair-itself:

dear-ao3:

Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

[ID: An AO3 author’s note reading, “Sorry for vanishing, I did a little too much research on cults an coercive control for Damian’s arc, and then realized I was raised in a cult, and THEN I ran away to a fishing town cabin on the other side of the country and had to start learning to be a person in the real world. I also forgot how to write. But I’m learning again, so I’m back now! Have some more.” The “I” in “I was raised in a cult” is emphasized by sparking emojis, and the note is ended with heart emojis. /end ID]

Aaaand THIS is one of the many reasons why it’s not only not a bad thing to portray dark subject matter, but EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to do so!! You can learn a lot when writing, and others can learn a lot when reading! This can save lives, dudes.

I am so proud of the author though. That took multiple kinds of courage at once. Good job, author.

Hi! I’m the original author from ao3!

I want to thank everyone for such hilarious and kind additions/replies/tags on this post, they’ve been so amazing to read. They’ve meant more to me than you guys know. ❤️

I also want to add some information for anyone who wants to know more about recognizing the signs that you might be in a high control group.

High control groups can be small or large, religious or not, clubs, schools, online servers, friend groups, etc.

No human is invulnerable because we all have brains and emotions that can be played like a fiddle. Knowing the red flags can help us all keep ourselves safer!

igotout.org

BITE model of understanding thought and behavior control

International Cultic Studies Association (ICSA)

Crisis Text Line (highly recommend, especially if you’re not in a safe place to discuss things on the phone)

Please always protect yourself as best you can and never be afraid to reach out for help—even if you’re just wondering, even if you’re not sure about something.

No safe group or person will EVER be mad at you for being cautious and taking things slow, or for changing your mind at ANY point. You’re the one who gets to decide whether you join or stay with a group, no matter what they threaten or love-bomb you with.

If you’re not safe, there’s help.

If you feel trapped, there’s help.

If people are being actively hurt, good people want to listen, understand, and help.

We all deserve freedom. I’m grateful every morning I wake up that I get to live it now, even though it’s hard and I have a long way to go. Thank you for walking this journey with me, for one brief moment or for years, and helping me—and others like me—not be alone.

Take care, stay safe, and happy fanfiction reading!

librabutch:

not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody

imanes:

imanes:

RECONNECT PALESTINIANS IN GAZA TO EACH OTHER AND TO THE WORLD: you can buy an eSim card on Simly (look up Palestine in their search bar on the app) and then send it to gazaesims @ gmail dot com. mina el helbawi is coordinating a team of volunteers on the ground to reconnect all people in Gaza so that they can communicate with each other

screenshots courtesy of @mariadogahe on ig (her story also has a video that shows how to buy the eSim card)

marnanel:

“But they voted for Hamas…”

pie chart showing stats givenALT

Whatever your sympathies on the Gaza situation, please stop using this as a justification for anything, because it’s not true.

And

(Feel free to share this.)

lesbianchemicalplant:

lesbianchemicalplant:

fairuzfan:

This post is for the anon who sent me that video asking me to debunk it’s claims so they can be better equipped against accusations of antisemitism.

Sorry, I won’t post the video since I refuse to have that man on my blog but I can give you common Zionist talking points and the illogicality behind it.

To preface: most of the questions Zionists will ask you are a trap, and will make you fall into a “rabbit hole” (as I was once told when I was younger), as we try to apply their reasoning. My advice is to ALWAYS center the humanity of Palestinians. For example, when a Zionist says:

  • “Don’t Jews deserve a homeland to be safe?”

It fundamentally ignores the core issue: Palestinians are being raped, murdered, and expelled from their homes so that the establishment of this so called “homeland” may exist. When people ask this to you, I personally advise saying something like:

Why must Palestinians suffer for the establishment of this homeland?

Always recenter to the issue at hand—the inhumane removal and treatment of Palestinians.

  • Palestine belongs to the Jews and Not Muslims

The whole premise of this claim is flawed—there is a weird tendency to equate Arab/Palestinian=Muslim when it just is like. Completely untrue. There are Palestinian Christians, Bethlehem is famously a Christian city, who have been there for centuries. There are Palestinian Jews, who have been there for centuries. There are Palestinian Muslims, who have been there for centuries. My grandpa told me stories of how he would turn on lamps for his Jewish neighbors in Al-Khalil (or Hebron) during Shabbat.

To claim that Palestine is EITHER Islamic or Jewish doesn’t make any sense and completely neglects the fact that dissemination of culture has occurred for centuries, as well as the intermingling of people throughout generations. To somehow assert that for some reason, Jews and Muslims did not have ANYTHING to do with each other—did not create together, did not build families together, did not build culture together, all while being PALESTINIAN—is incredibly racist and nonsensical. “Palestinian” is not a religious identity—it’s a cultural and ethnic one.

Also, it does not negate the core issue—Palestinians are being killed, removed, and tortured so that others can live on that land.

  • “Well what about [something about partitioning land]?”

Honestly like, who cares about the partitioning throughout the 1900 and early 2000s. Sorry, I’m not going to list the whole “partitioning” history nonsense. The whole reason “Israel” exists is because of a Mass Exodus, murder, and rape of Palestinians. Everything after that is rendered obsolete.

  • Well, I heard Palestinians allied with Hitler”

I don’t know how to tell you this but Palestine was under British Control. No they didn’t.

  • “Israel withdrew from the Gaza and left them to themselves and they put Hammas in charge”

Oh yeah, Israel totally left Gaza, that’s why Gazans’ water, electricity, internet, and food is completely controlled by Israel (this is sarcasm, Israel still controls basic life in Gaza).

Go back to centering the idea that no human deserves to be shoved into an open-air prison, starved, and controlled. Did you know that the Zionist Entity controls the amount of water Gazans receive, as well as counting their calories to ensure they don’t have enough energy on a day to day basis?

  • “I heard Israel asked Arabs to stay”

Show them these papers and videos when they say this:

If you can’t show them these videos, check in the next point what to say.

  • “Well the Palestinians left of their own will in 1948”

Palestinians in 1948 didn’t “leave.” They had heard of how the Zionist Entity was slaughtering Palestinians en masse. Women especially heard stories of rape and sexual violence. They fled from *violence*. Again, from an earlier post, that this was a calculated effort on the Zionist Entity’s part to try and get them to “leave” on their own and “abandon” their houses so that they can come in and say “hey, they left on their own so, we can come in and take their houses now.”

Anyways, the idea that once you leave your house you can’t ever come back to it is incredibly odd to me as an argument on Zionists’ part. Like if you leave your house right now to go to the grocery store and you come back and see someone in your house and they’re like “sorry dude, this is my house now, you left so that means you can’t come back,” you’d be like, “what the hell!” It would be even weirder if everyone agreed with the guy who took your house, which is what happened to Palestinians.

In Al-Khalil, or Hebron, Palestinians always have to have someone stay in their house or else a Settler will come in and take it from them. So it still goes on today as well.

  • This is not a point, but when that one person in the video said “Arabs lived under Israeli rule” and showed a clip of a bustling city with mountains, I’m pretty sure that was Amman, Jordan, not Palestine lol. Those buildings in the mountains look like how downtown Amman builds the residential areas. Could be wrong tho.
  • “There are no Jews living under Palestinian rule in Palestine”

What is this, some sort of gotcha argument? What are they trying to prove, the racist (obviously false) notion that Palestinians hate Jews as a whole? How do they know no Palestinian Jew lives in Gaza? Also, Settlers in Palestinian Territory exist??? I had never heard this claim before, its incredibly stupid lol. You’re automatically a citizen of “Israel” if you’re Jewish, whether or not you live in or outside of Palestinian Territories. So of course technically they don’t live under Palestinian rule, they’re granted full rights as an “Israeli” citizen automatically!

Go back to talking about the inhumane treatment of Palestinians, I wouldn’t bring up the above counterpoint unless they really won’t let it go since the main point is mistreatment.

  • “Why are Christians supporting Israel then, if it’s a secular issue rather than a religious one?”

Well actually for a couple reasons:

  1. Oil interests and regional control of goods (White People Supporting White People).
  2. Weird fundamentalist ideology where they want to enact the second coming of Christ.
  3. And finally because they are racist and don’t think Arab Christians deserve to live. They literally bombed a 1500+ year church the other day. Why would (White) Christians cosign that.

Anyways, its a stupid argument again, because it forgets the core issue of Palestinians dying and being displaced.


In summary, always go back to the point of centering the Palestinians being displaced, tortured, and murdered, no matter the argument a Zionist gives you.

related to the bizarre “no jews in palestine” argument (🤪)—the Zionist Entity also literally does not allow Palestinians to convert to Judaism (and thus obtain “Israeli” citizenship)

The head of Israel’s religious Conversion Authority has said that applications by Palestinians to join the Jewish faith will be automatically dismissed on grounds of ethnicity.

(via ayin-me-yesh’s post about Zionist race/anti-miscegenation laws)

for the anon, you may also want to check out decolonizepalestine.com if you aren’t familiar already

related to a few of the above points—

mach622:

tonyzaret:

@miiilowo

cannibalchicken:

milf-zone:

milf-zone:

Yeah no, I’m sure the country using tiktok thirst traps to legitimize it’s military has nothing nefarious to hide.

A casual reminder that while Israel is pumping out propaganda through tweets and tiktoks, they have simultaneously been killing journalists at an unprecedented rate. The IDF has killed over 25 (most likely an underestimate) Journalists since Oct 7th 2023 (Source).

Earlier this year, The Committee to Protect Journalists, did a great piece on Israel’s deadly pattern of killing Journalists and how no one has been held responsible.

By killing Journalists and churning out propaganda, Israel is hoping it can get away with genocide.

shesnake:

shesnake:

everyone’s doomed by the narrative bitch let’s get you some fruit

elkian:

ulysseus:

diamond-hoo-ha-man:

dreamduality:

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

owochimuwu:

They made up mental illness to sell you more pills. Fucking idiots. I would have taken these pills anyway

canon-gabriel-quotes:

he splays my profane form till i ultraricoshot(with effect)
he splays my profane form till i ultraricoshot(no effect)

Transcript: DNOcalmGAYLasguwhdigohiDICSUCKED*ragdolnoisesGoinwilothamotherfucker!

Audio Source

petalsbleedingbeak2:

addiewho:

mortimermcmirestinks:

i-give-mangos-to-people:

sherlockfandomtandem:

felagund-fiollaigean:

star-lara:

grimeclown:

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202:

grimeclown:

testicularmanslaughtrr:

aromancy:

grimeclown:

bitegore:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

Enter DAISY GRIME, a CLOWN, accompanied by FOOLS, HARLEQUINS, and JESTERS.

GRIME
I say ‘tis dirty, wicked, foul, and dark –
An opportunity both miss’d and scorn’d –
That vampires of any shape or shade
Would drink the blood of innocence most pure
When Pepsi costs a dollar sev’nty five.

FIRST FOOL
O lady, I must ask, and tell the truth:
Wherever in this God’s green holy land
Canst thou obtain this drink for such a fee?
I’ve seen no less than fifty-five pence more.

GRIME
A hospital, good sir.

SECOND FOOL
(Does some figures)
                               And might I ask
Wherever in this land (of any hue)
Is fellow who two dollar thirty pence
Dost pay for si of Pep?

GRIME
                                   Not I, i’faith.
I pay a mere two shillings short of two.
And, once again, I pay in hospital.

CANADIAN JESTER
I pay a hefty two and half for mine.
But in my blood runs maple syrup, too.

GRIME
O Jester fine, I pray thee, still thyself.
Thou stray’st from this, our mode of speaking here.

FIRST FOOL
But blood costs naught but time.

SECOND JESTER
                                                Aye, that is true;
But sir, remember this in figuring:
A Pepsi, too, is free, if stolen ‘tis.

FIRST FOOL
I see, but – wait, another thought occurs.
Wherefore, I ask thee, for what reason, sirs,
Dost Lady Grime buy Pepsi from the house
Of healing, birth, and death?

GRIME
                                            ‘Tis simple, friend.
Allow me to explain to thee the cause.
The Pepsi sold by those who follow in
The footsteps of St. Luke, Evangelist
Is sold for a mere dollar sev’nty five.

FIRST HARLEQUIN
(Aside, to SECOND HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst a vampire drink Pepsi, then?

SECOND HARLEQUIN
(Aside, to FIRST HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst an honest man drink Pepsi, sir?

FIRST FOOL
A femboy, it would seem.

(There is general applause and agreement.)

GRIME
                                   O fool, a what?

Enter KONAHRIKS De’ACTIVAT EDZOZ ESQ., a SCHOLAR and WARD OF THE SKY.

WARD
You see, my friends, this selfsame story tells
The truth of why the incubus’s tale
Is one that bears to no more to be declared.
I’ll tell you all my reasons three. The first:
The wealthy ghoul who drinks the common blood
Is overused and stale, like molding bread;
But also hangs upon the teller’s face
A pallid, gasping idol worship mask.
The second mark I tally here along:
A vampire who sucks the blood from men
Does hold up in the mind a mirror cold.
This mirror shows that, far from fantasy,
The vampire is real, ‘tis Elon Musk.
The reason third is simple, clean, and pure:
A werewolf’s just, like, sexier, my dudes.

(GRIME dances like a ferret. There is rejoicing.)

Exeunt.

Enter LARA, FELAGUND, and SHERLOCK, accompanied by the MANGO MERCHANT.

LARA
I feel these words have struck me to my core.
Is this, the world, collapsing to the ground
Or is it just my weary, shaking soul?

FELAGUND
‘Twould seem my lady needs to see St. Luke.

SHERLOCK
I’ve heard his fellows sell a Pepsi cheap.

(The MANGO MERCHANT offers a mango. All weep.)

Exeunt.

Alright that’s it, we’ve got the Shakespearan translation too, this post is complete now.

Tumblr in a nutshell

psychotic-gerard:

barring that palestinian queers have and will always exist and to deem an entire group of people as being inherently homophobic is a fucked line of thinking, i do not support palestine because i happen to agree with their politics or because i expect palestinians to lay their life for me. i support palestine because genocide is, and will always be wrong, because i do not need a reciprocation for me to fucking loathe oppression and colonialism, and it scares me that many of you do not truly believe in liberation of the oppressed.

petalsbleedingbeak2:

addiewho:

mortimermcmirestinks:

i-give-mangos-to-people:

sherlockfandomtandem:

felagund-fiollaigean:

star-lara:

grimeclown:

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202:

grimeclown:

testicularmanslaughtrr:

aromancy:

grimeclown:

bitegore:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

Enter DAISY GRIME, a CLOWN, accompanied by FOOLS, HARLEQUINS, and JESTERS.

GRIME
I say ‘tis dirty, wicked, foul, and dark –
An opportunity both miss’d and scorn’d –
That vampires of any shape or shade
Would drink the blood of innocence most pure
When Pepsi costs a dollar sev’nty five.

FIRST FOOL
O lady, I must ask, and tell the truth:
Wherever in this God’s green holy land
Canst thou obtain this drink for such a fee?
I’ve seen no less than fifty-five pence more.

GRIME
A hospital, good sir.

SECOND FOOL
(Does some figures)
                               And might I ask
Wherever in this land (of any hue)
Is fellow who two dollar thirty pence
Dost pay for si of Pep?

GRIME
                                   Not I, i’faith.
I pay a mere two shillings short of two.
And, once again, I pay in hospital.

CANADIAN JESTER
I pay a hefty two and half for mine.
But in my blood runs maple syrup, too.

GRIME
O Jester fine, I pray thee, still thyself.
Thou stray’st from this, our mode of speaking here.

FIRST FOOL
But blood costs naught but time.

SECOND JESTER
                                                Aye, that is true;
But sir, remember this in figuring:
A Pepsi, too, is free, if stolen ‘tis.

FIRST FOOL
I see, but – wait, another thought occurs.
Wherefore, I ask thee, for what reason, sirs,
Dost Lady Grime buy Pepsi from the house
Of healing, birth, and death?

GRIME
                                            ‘Tis simple, friend.
Allow me to explain to thee the cause.
The Pepsi sold by those who follow in
The footsteps of St. Luke, Evangelist
Is sold for a mere dollar sev’nty five.

FIRST HARLEQUIN
(Aside, to SECOND HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst a vampire drink Pepsi, then?

SECOND HARLEQUIN
(Aside, to FIRST HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst an honest man drink Pepsi, sir?

FIRST FOOL
A femboy, it would seem.

(There is general applause and agreement.)

GRIME
                                   O fool, a what?

Enter KONAHRIKS De’ACTIVAT EDZOZ ESQ., a SCHOLAR and WARD OF THE SKY.

WARD
You see, my friends, this selfsame story tells
The truth of why the incubus’s tale
Is one that bears to no more to be declared.
I’ll tell you all my reasons three. The first:
The wealthy ghoul who drinks the common blood
Is overused and stale, like molding bread;
But also hangs upon the teller’s face
A pallid, gasping idol worship mask.
The second mark I tally here along:
A vampire who sucks the blood from men
Does hold up in the mind a mirror cold.
This mirror shows that, far from fantasy,
The vampire is real, ‘tis Elon Musk.
The reason third is simple, clean, and pure:
A werewolf’s just, like, sexier, my dudes.

(GRIME dances like a ferret. There is rejoicing.)

Exeunt.

Enter LARA, FELAGUND, and SHERLOCK, accompanied by the MANGO MERCHANT.

LARA
I feel these words have struck me to my core.
Is this, the world, collapsing to the ground
Or is it just my weary, shaking soul?

FELAGUND
‘Twould seem my lady needs to see St. Luke.

SHERLOCK
I’ve heard his fellows sell a Pepsi cheap.

(The MANGO MERCHANT offers a mango. All weep.)

Exeunt.

Alright that’s it, we’ve got the Shakespearan translation too, this post is complete now.

Tumblr in a nutshell

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

catchymemes:

casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

OH, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

k-eke:

Careful …

thatsboris:

teomodo:

thatsboris:

boris has brought you a pool noodle

a photo of a grey british shorthair cat with a small blue pool noodle in his mouthALT

fearsome

grey British shorthair cat reaching for the cameraALT

boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart

anphivenas:

anphivenas:

anphivenas:

hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone

LOL I asked it to reveal to me unholy knowlecge & it threstened me with 1,000 years Pocket dinension . It does NOT , have that power 😭

cold

kira-serialfaggot:

sigmachad:

laeffy:

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

hello?

This is such a cruel, twisted world we live in. Can’t buy the dragon pussy candle because it’s company is using right wing dog whistles and Intel language.

babsvibes:

hilariouslarry: