Looking at my microscope and saying “fascinating. you should really see this” and when you go to look down the eye piece the microbes on the slide I’m examining are creating a perfect copy of bad apple
Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.
what the fuck
nuke this fucking hell website
I don’t understand anything anymore honestly
everyone shut up this is inspiring. what does loki say next op
guys a new rainbow magic fairy has announced do you want to see her title and get psychic damage
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everyone in the tags saying “oh but she’s cute” i’m not talking about her adorable design. i’m talking about the psychic damage of seeing the phrase “GAMER FAIRY” and then going back and realizing they named her zelda
if video game company execs had brains capable of thinking more than one financial quarter into the future they would be pushing to onboard the 50-65 age market so they could have a solid base of retirees with low mobility and lots of disposable income in 10+ years but because they’re short-term shit-for-smarts they’re gonna have to wait like half a century to really rake in that sweet sweet old person money and most of that generation won’t even be able to afford a 70$ AAA price tag. idiots. fuckin fools.
I currently work with elderly folks and do you know how fucking bored they are? I walk into people’s rooms and 80% of them are just watching tv all day. Or sitting in the dark. They are so fucking bored and if someone had taught them to play x-box before their ability to retain new information started to degrade they would have more options than fail to do the crossword and then wait 3 hours for the next mealtime but SOMEONE was busy trying to legalize gambling to children so now Joan is just wathcing Fox News all day. She could have been playing Animal Crossing. fuckin hell
Every time people talk about putting billionaires to the guillotine I’m thinking “in this scenario where you can execute the richest people on the planet you can clearly do whatever you want, so just take their money”
I personally think it would be way funnier to stick Bezos and Musk and them in bland middle class lives like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, it’s a perfectly good life if you aren’t accustomed to being able to buy entire political parties or go to space or command a herd of creepy little followers who would probably literally kill for you
Want these chumps to suffer? Make them unimportant.
I want billionaires to live a basically comfortable life in a society where no-one, including them, has to worry about food, shelter, healthcare, or transport. I bet that would be miserable for them.
Yup! They would look around and see ordinary people living nice stable lives with their basic needs taken care of, and they would know this was all done with their money but without their input, and they would haaaaaaate it.
Funny how treating everyone equally works such that those who’ve previously suffered find it blissfully rewarding and those who’ve wallowed in stolen privilege find it agonizingly punitive, huh?
The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.
Not in the fucking slightest ^_^
OK but genuinely the concept of ‘Bugs Bunny Rules’ or the idea of a being that can conjure, perform, or enact literally ANYTHING, on the CONDITION that it’s funny, is one of my favorite ideas. I’d genuinely love to see a serious villain that operates under Bugs Bunny rules.
Here’s a website where you can do something similar from your browser! http://radio.garden/
[Video Description: a small globe on top of a small monitor with a simple display. Across the globe is a band with a sensor. As the globe is moved, the focuses in on locations beneath it and the monitor shows the radio stations being tuned in as a variety of music around the world with each movement of the globe. End ID]
Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff
including the books and campaigns
and you can add homebrew
Hey rb this!!!
Guys don’t share this kinda thing people may use it to get access to the dnd source books for free instead of paying for them. This is extremely dangerous for the flawless company that wizards of the coast is.
Yeah guys don’t spread this as far as you can. Don’t send the link to people, don’t reblog it, don’t interact with it at all
Yeah totally don’t do that, it would make the Wizards of the coast so unhappy
are you talking about the people who tried to fuck over people trying to make content for dnd?
Yes, I’m using sarcasm when I say not to use the pdfs
when i watch a movie and something embarrassing happens to one of the characters, i have to pause the movie and physically remove myself from the situation by pacing around before i can resume the movie.
“Cringe culture is dead” isn’t just about letting 15 year olds cosplay MHA (but is also an issue). It’s about letting 50 year olds dance at clubs even if they’re “bad at it”, it’s about letting 10 year old’s wear random bits of clothes to make an outfit that’s “weird”, it’s about letting adult men experiment with artsy makeup looks even when they’re “messy”, it’s about letting teens scream music even if they “sound bad”.
“Cringe culture is dead” means letting people learn new hobbies at any age, experiment with their identity at any time, expressing themselves in ways outside the norm just as much as it means let 20 year olds play roblox.
Cringe culture is just social norms being forced on people rebelling against societies value consensus, it’s keeping people in brackets that are easier to market to.
Let cringe culture be dead in every aspect of life outside online spaces.
As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.
of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW
also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I’m gonna have to listen to Taylor’s Version :/
oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well
sorry I’m so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened
our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw
Holy fuck.
People literally getting ANGRY AT HER for daring to mention she’s STRAIGHT. It’s personally offending her marginalized fans for her to not go along with their desperation for HER to be Queer.
… Me, I’m a P!nk fan, I have no idea what this is about. Delighted not to be Le Involved here.
You left the best part in the tags!
Wow what a coincidence @booksandfiltercoffee was just telling me about gaylor panic in the streets of social media.
That was brought upon by this post
I especially love that Tumblr screenshot saying “if what you’re implying is the truth, just SAY IT” because she has! She’s stated over and over again “I am not gay, I am straight, I am heterosexual” and they REFUSED to believe her and blamed it on compulsory heterosexuality, or her being too scared to come out. She LITERALLY did just say it!
People in the notes are saying they’re not sure if this is satire or not.
It very much is, and if you haven’t seen it before, it’s also referencing the famous ‘Gotcha’ comic by the same artist that riffs on obnoxious argumentative fallacies:
Kudos to the artist for making this asshat so fucking punchable that I actually want to yeet my phone to smash his face
People in the notes are saying they’re not sure if this is satire or not.
It very much is, and if you haven’t seen it before, it’s also referencing the famous ‘Gotcha’ comic by the same artist that riffs on obnoxious argumentative fallacies:
Kudos to the artist for making this asshat so fucking punchable that I actually want to yeet my phone to smash his face
The most infuriating thing about the mob votes to me is how Mojang makes it so that popular features are “locked” behind one of the prospective mobs.
Like many people support the armadillo being added because they want wolf armor.
But Mojang could just add wolf armor. In fact it makes no sense at all that you would need a whole new material to craft wolf armor, it’s totally pointless. There’s no reason at all wolf armor couldn’t be found in chests just like horse armor and be made from the basic materials already in the game.
In fact this would be better, because adding a new material for each new slightly different purpose is just bloat that makes the game harder to play due to the already hellish inventory situation.
But Mojang knows the best way to hype up the new update (apart from actually adding things people want lmao) is to get people to fight over what they want to be added.
please can we have an update that’s just adding all the shit that’s been “confirmed” and promised for like 5 years before doing any new stuff
It’s very much in line with their recent ethos. Every update has to be new and shiny and add something previously unseen. It can’t build on what’s already there. No modifications, only additions. In another universe the Sniffer’s abilities were just added onto the pig. Pigs remain pink rectangles because they’re already added and that means they have to find new, different, other things to add.
Cherry wood has its own set of sounds different from all other wood. Every leafy plant has the exact same sound except moss. Camels lay down and goats ram and sniffers sniff, but cows do nothing but moo.
love to think that the reason why hoffman didn’t get invited to mexico is because he’d be useless. john’s getting bloodboarded while amanda’s having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb
Because John knew if he brought Hoffman he’d set up maybe 1 trap and run off to get more lip filler because it’s 1/3rd the price of what it is in America.
And then Hoffman would be laying on a beach with a comically large margarita with his phone on Do Not Disturb
every time someone tags #ableist language or something similar on a post that has the word stupid in it i have to balance the acknowledgement of meaning well against the frustration about performativity within online social justice movements being the only thing that matters on fear of doxxing and other horrific shit
look at me. look at me. if you think disabled people are going to be actively harmed and placed in emotional distress if they are forced to see someone call a netflix show “stupid”, there is definitely ableism happening, but it is coming from inside the you. treating us like we’re paper-thin porcelain weepy and sheltered, terrified of the very idea of bad words like “dumb” and “idiotic”, is the absolute paragon of disrespectful infantilizing of us, something that is actually ableist! the historic treatment of all disabled people, physically or mentally, has been one where full grown fucking adults get treated like they’re literally 5, incapable of the same level of maturity, comprehension, and existence as a “normal” adult! think about your fucking actions, my dude, and stop just blindly assuming you need to perform this bullshit when if you considered for even .2 seconds how this looks, you’d realize how bad that is!
Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven’t lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn’t matter. It’s okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you’re struggling with, and it’ll come up with what you need + other related how-to’s:)
If you’re having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
It’s also perfectly okay if these don’t help or aren’t appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
Also if the reason you don’t know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you’ve been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]
yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them
babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay
yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them
babe you reblogged orpheuslament minotaur post 23 times are you okay
I know this point has been made before, but it remains hilarious to me just how much of a losing game it is to send anon hate, rhetorically speaking. Like, your target has full control over how your message is presented, it will be seen chiefly by people who already like them, and it is structurally impossible for you to have the last word
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