November 2023

optimisticabomination:

cerealdog:

Session 3 is just people being appalled by other people’s decisions

And important questions

triggerblaze345:

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cockodemon:

vampiricram:

Hi

:3

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fallenangelbutch:

fallenangelbutch:

fallenangelbutch:

youre trying to get in her dms. shes going nonverbal in my lap getting her head pet

nobody reblogging this version 🥺

Get loved unconditionally <3

sacred-portal:

hey when will be follow spider day again it’s been like 6 million years since the last one?

agentleem:

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lixorloveslicorice:

agentleem:

lixorloveslicorice:

justsomespiders-deactivated2024:

lixorloveslicorice:

justsomespiders-deactivated2024:

ironically we have never been in charge of that lol

if you want another one maybe talk to like, @combustion-not-witch or @nebulaaaaaa


or we guess you could always try and start a follow the spiders day yourself! grassroots! :D

I did start follow spider day

the last one at least

it’s just been so so many eons since the last one!

lol it hasn’t been Thaaaaaat long, just under a week lol

@agentldiddy

Is it you who has all the X mutuals?

we need to restart this

Yes, is me. But I’m scared of spiders

but good spider

not bad spider!

Alright, let me flip a coin

Alright, it landed on heads.

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS

Spiders, I guess?

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @aroace-wizard @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @sun-almighty-wukong @gwblwbwlwbl @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @pixelmade42 @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin

petalsbleedingbeak2:

rozcdust:

also, a friendly reminder, the world we live in now consists of an active genocide.

of warcrimes being posted on twitter by the official account of israeli government.

of people looking at children, women and men being bombed, killed, starved and butchered and saying it is okay because of a single terrorist group, THAT ISRAEL CREATED.

of westerners saying to look away from the slaughter happening in gaza because your mental health is more important than thousands of lives.

of israeli politicians straight up using propaganda from nazi handbooks to dehumanise palestinians, calling them less than human, less than the rest of us, animals.

and what one palestinian man posted on his social media hit me more than anything: “if we actually were animals, people would care.”

The only terrorist group in the area are “Israeli” Nazis. And the Western liberals love them.

If you stay silent, you’re complicit. If you support IOF Nazis, you are red handed.

petalsbleedingbeak2:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they’re just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.

war crimes aren’t considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.

Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren’t suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don’t hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.

The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we’re expected to celebrate both.

not bc they’re Jewish. this isn’t a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it’s not evidence that antisemitism doesn’t exist.

it’s just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)

It was never about Jews to begin with. I said it before and I say it again:

Prior to the Holocaust, Hitler “offered” Germany’s Jews to Western powers. It was a scam offer, of course; he knew too well nobody would accept approximately 400 000 refugees (which is the estimated count of German Jews in ca 1936). When the West refused, Hitler twisted it into “nobody wants the Jews” rhetorics and used it to justify the horrors of the Holocaust.

Fast forward a decade ahead. It’s 1946/47. The ashes of the War are setting in and the West struggles with the population explosion due to millions of Jewish refugees who fled the Nazi terror. Instead of proper war reparation and returning the refugees to their homes if possible, the West heed Hitler’s “nobody wants the Jews” motto and follows the Medieval Europe trend of ghettos. So, they create a giant ghetto in Britain occupied Palestine and force the Holocaust survivors and their own Jewish populations there. Note that it’s not a land back project, because 99% (if not all) of these survivors are Ashkenazi Jews who have no ties to Palestine. Creation of “Israel” is literally a nod to the justifications of the Holocaust.

Now, fast forward to modern zionism. I will not talk about the fact that zionism per se is against the Torah, you can find the video of a rabbi explaining it on my blog. Modern zionism

1) equates “Israel” to Jews and vice versa, erasing the complete history of Ashkenazis and other non-Palestinian Jewish diasporas,

2) furthermore, by equating “Israel” to Jews, it claims that Jews are these genocidal maniacs. Saying “‘Israel’ = Jews” is saying “it’s Jews who are currently dropping white phosphorus on babies” which is no different from medieval “Jews caused the plague/cholera/typhoid epidemic by poisoning your wells”. “Israel” is literally reviving medieval antisemitic tropes.

3) “Israel” is actively silencing the antizionist Jews. Zionism silences Jewish voices to spread it’s one-sided bullshit view. If you don’t see how antisemitic it is, you’re blind.

4) The last weeks gave us Netenyahu and other zionists compare Palestinians to “animals”, calling for the utter extermination of Gaza and cheering on children being literally torn apart by the bombs. Zionists at this point are literally copying the behaviour of Nazi Germany in 1940s. I don’t have to explain to you how antisemitic it is unless you’re a total fuckwit.

Zionism and “Israeli” Nazis are antisemites and if you care about the Jews, you support Palestine and combat the Nazi scum.

briscal:

briscal:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Artists begin to use a tool called Nightshade to inject “poisoned” data into their art so it absolutely fucks up the AI datasets their stolen art is being trained on.

Very fucking cool.

Full article:

orcboxer:

“umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them” whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I’ve been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can’t be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

orcboxer:

“umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them” whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I’ve been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can’t be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

jessi-arts:

New Ace Attorney reaction image just dropped

defectivegembrain:

I bring a sort of “can’t read social cues” vibe to every social situation that I can’t tell if anyone likes or not

ccorinthian:

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

meow-moment:

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of ‘There was a crying baby on the bus today’ you would say 'Me when I’m in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.’ And then you’d post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-“

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I’ve said*

peoplegettingreallymadatgay:

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theblankspaceofmymind:

theblankspaceofmymind:

I’m fucking disgusted and there is blood on so many people’s hands. We’re witnessing a genocide and the fucking UN is JUST NOW deciding to call for a ceasefire. Not even that! They said a “truce.” Ridiculous.

AND SPEAKING OF GENOCIDE DONT FORGET ABOUT THE CONGO AND YEMEN AND SUDAN AND SYRIA AND TIGRAY AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY COUNTLESS OTHERS !!! I’ll post a few Christian Arabic prayers from twitter if anyone would like but if not continue praying and posting regardless of faith (I myself am pagan but I’ll be damned if I don’t pray for their ancestral strength and for this shit to end)

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Cortez.

Flint Cragley.

flavio bisexuality

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flavio gets up too fast and goes blind for a moment

flavio man.kissing

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flavio frolicking in a field of flowers lalala 🌻

flavio cryogenically frozen

flavio wakes up in splatoon

flavio wakes up in my cage

flavio is a cat

flavio meowwww meoww meowww

flavio works at McDonalds

flavio themed birthday party

flavio at dashcon

flavio follows the 5 second rule

flavio gets lost in the sauce

flavio fancy dinner date (he makes you pay for all of it)

flavio is a valid troll name

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flavio dies. Badly

flavio plushie soaked in milk

flavio in the flower kingdom

flavio having a delicious meal :)

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solaredflare:

cannot believe numby is nonbinary

smolgirlowo:

Image ID: a Twitter post that has been edited to portray Ace Attorney characters speaking or being discussed. Franziska von Karma says, 'Oldest siblings are the vanguard of the world. The entire function of being the oldest child is to get frontloaded with trauma so that your little brother can grow up to be an asshole.' Miles Edgeworth with a smug expression is placed after the word asshole, and a half-transparent crying Franziska is placed over trauma. End ID.ALT
Image ID: a text chain that has been edited to portray Ace Attorney characters speaking. Phoenix Wright says, 'what's good so why'd you swipe?' Maya Fey says, 'Well I swiped back when I thought I was bi. I am in fact a lesbian. Happy pride month.' Phoenix says, 'HEYY congrats on coming out :) unmatch whenever but I'm happy for you!' Maya says, 'Not the response I was expecting. can we be bffs'. End ID.ALT
Image ID: a Twitter post that has been edited to portray Ace Attorney characters speaking. Phoenix Wright says, 'I think g-rated insults hit so much harder like I swear to god if someone called me a fool I would cry myself to sleep'. Franziska von Karma peaks out from the bottom of the post with a smug expression. End ID.ALT
Image ID: a Twitter post that has been edited to portray Ace Attorney characters speaking. Franziska von Karma says, 'just found out cis women get free estrogen'. Below that, Franziska is shown opening a large hole in a wall by hitting it with her whip. End ID.ALT

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traceytonight:

butterflypeaflowertea:

maybe i am a normal girl or maybe i have some kind of repulsive evil in me that everyone is just too polite to point out

leejian:

this terrified kitty won’t let go of the young man who found it under the rubble.

the reporter was wondering if animals associations would care for the animals situation in gaza and the man answers her: “they do not care about us; human beings, you think they care about animals?! they do not care about us. no one does.”

punkitt-is-here:

Man I know I’m bitching about this a lot but I think the complete degradation of the satire and edge of the fallout series over time makes me so mad. The first game literally has an occupying American soldier shooting a Canadian protester dead right there in the opening to let you know the game’s stance towards the military and the US as a whole; it’s a biting attack on the jingoistic, war-and-profit loving country the US was, rooted in reality. It immediately forces the player to recognize the US (especially in this setting) were not heroic, patriotic do-gooders, but violent, colonizing bastards who blew up the world over chasing a white-picket-fence dream. “War never changes” is about the futile nature of war, the repeating cycles of violence and corruption, the very principles of fighting your fellow man never changing over time. It is always abhorrent, it is always messy, it is always reprehensible, and it is always done for the self interest of the elite in some way. Men do not die for their country, they simply die. Contrasting that with the opening of Fallout 4, which seems to idolize the military and pre-war America, is fucking baffling. You have those white picket fences, those perfect nuclear families, and “war never changes” is stretched like an Animorph cover from a harsh condemnation of the violent cycles the world is put through to a patriotic, watered down idea that war is inevitable and so are heroes. There’s no fucking edge to how Fallout 4 remembers the country that ended the world; it gleefully eats up the Americana iconography, sanding down every edge that could make the player even consider that the US in the world of Fallout is meant to be our US taken to a logical extreme, instead revelling in patriotic clothes and ideals and icons while the entire basis of the franchise was built on satirizing and critiquing that exact blind patriotism. It drives me insane that these two completely ideologically different games are under the same roof and that one of them fell for the exact propaganda the first game was satirizing in the first place.

btc-official-deactivated2024071:

dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-

me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit

dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿

me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.

high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss

thunderberries:

f3v3r-dr3am:

brainy-gremlin-official:

miss-wizard:

telltaletypist:

war and hate on planet venus

suck my blood and kill my penus

grimeclown:

melynnwater:

rillabel:

I was never boobs smart i’m tummy smart

@puddox

a reply by tumblr user puddox that reads "makes me more inbellygent"ALT

Call me Mrs cock festival I got Hella glans

What do you mean by That's Not A Deer in the mountains near you????

will-o-the-witch:

Anyone who spends decent amount of time in Appalachia knows the Not Deer. If you’ve gone on the Blue Ridge Parkway at night, you’ve probably seen him.

Now: keep in mind if you don’t live in an area with a lot of deer, deer are freaky bastards on their own. They’re really big, extremely agile, move surprisingly quietly, and are extremely durable. It’s not unheard of for someone to hit a deer and total their car. Once I heard a story of a man who hit a deer on accident and decided to take it home and least get some good meat out of a bad situation. On the drive home the deer woke up and absolutely shredded the inside of this man’s trunk. They’re very cute but you definitely don’t want to mess with one. Just keep that relationship in the back of your mind. 

Anyway, the Not Deer is more or less what I’d call a folk cryptid. Everybody has their story about it. They’re all somewhat similar. You’re in a car at night, in a rural, heavily wooded area, and probably a bit lost. It’s not wildly uncommon to see a opossum crossing the road, see blips of little animals with your headlights. You see a deer. So you/your friends go “Oh! Deer!” and slow down in case it leaps in front of you. 

Then you see it more clearly. There’s just something wrong about it. There’s something about its eyes. You feel your stomach get heavy like a rock, the hair on your neck raise. You sense intelligence that you shouldn’t. It doesn’t move like a deer, it moves like a… oh god, what is that thing? Whatever that thing is, it’s not a deer and we need to leave. You hit the gas and get the hell out of there.

A group of my friends got lost on the Parkway once and reemerged with a chilling story. They aren’t the kind of folks to lie or over exaggerate. Among other freaky stuff that happened, the driver claimed she saw a deer in the road. Then she noticed the deer was on two legs. 

moonlightredfern:

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

ndiecity-deactivated20241101:

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

mahgck:

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they’re just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.

war crimes aren’t considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.

Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren’t suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don’t hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.

The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we’re expected to celebrate both.

not bc they’re Jewish. this isn’t a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it’s not evidence that antisemitism doesn’t exist.

it’s just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)

inkmo:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

well you see,

the sniler

drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron

ineffectualdemon:

Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk, and Han Sooyoung are chained together by fate but they use those chains to hit each other because the other two are annoying

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

tttrashmouth:

“even if it’s all inevitable, i’m glad we got written in the same story”

duncebento:

grox:

How

queenofthefaces:

vigaishere:

inkandego:

nebbie91:

clyde-anti:

skin color ref because some of yall non-black poc and whites keep fucking up as if yall don’t know there’s other shades of brown when u racebend for woke points or something 

(non-black artists please reblog)

Please reblog regardless of your race/ethnicity.

heres a chart I made for myself showing diffrent undertones and how that affects the skin if anyone’s intrested

Use this to make a skin palette in your art program!

Also! This photography project by Angélica Dass has thousands of photos of people, with a Pantone color assigned to each! It’s very helpful as a resource !!

And some examples of the project!

girlfictions:

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

wonderbitchin:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

lennonhead:

something that exists in the city I’m moving to:

I am obsessed with this park that combines all midcentury dangerous playground elements into one awful whole. witness this steep metal slide descending from the top of a jungle gym into a concrete pit

if you fall off the jungle gym, you too will be doomed to the pit

there’s very little opportunity to get out, too. the only handholds are the ones on the left. Sendai gets a lot of rain, almost as much as Vancouver, so imagine being mangled from sliding into concrete and having to climb a sheer, slippery slope to freedom. I think I would just make a home down there and give up on life

I’m sure it does.

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