we spent years banning tgirls for showing even a little skin and our new tumblrlive bar will force you to look at cisgirls doing the aheago face anytime ever youre using the website and yeah basically this is the way we wanted our business to turn out its really the best option we could have got for. tumblr.com for sure
buy this 20pound enamel pin with a rainbow tumblr logo on it btw. ‘queerest place on th internet’ thats us. we’re inclusive
There is a tumblr blog that only appears in my dreams. It is a blog with 1 post that is simply them answering the ask I sent (“Are you okay”) with a picture of Drake dying in a bus. This has appeared multiple times to me.
I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.
I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses
workout because its good for your heart, lungs, releases endorphins, and you want to get stronger. not because it’ll make you skinny or make your body look a certain way.
wear sunscreen every day in order to protect yourself from easily preventable and deadly skin cancer, not with the goal of preventing aging (there is nothing wrong with aging or wrinkles; it is a natural part of life and reflection of the life you live).
eat more vegetables because you need the fiber to make you more regular, they help lower your risk of eye and digestive problems, and they help in nutrient re-uptake. not because eating only carbs is “bad” for you. you need a combination of carbs, fruit/veg, protein, fiber, fat, etc for a full balanced diet.
cut out dairy from your diet if it makes you shit your brains out every single time without fail, not because it will “make you fat”.
drink more water because, despite how annoying it is to be told “just drink water”, it does actually make you feel better if you’re anxious or your head hurts or you don’t have any energy. not because it’ll “flush out your immune system uwu” or it will make your skin clear.
drink green tea because its delicious, not because it’s a “natural detox”. ( “detoxes” aren’t real. your kidneys detoxify your blood for you)
not everything “natural” is automatically healthy for you. not everything “unnatural” is automatically unhealthy/dangerous
cutting out whole food groups and labeling them as “bad for you” in any form is restrictive. if you aren’t allergic to gluten, you don’t need to cut gluten from your diet in order to be healthy. if you were not specifically instructed by a doctor to go keto in order to aid treatment for a disease (such as cancer or epilepsy), you do not and should not go keto.
do “healthy” things because you deserve to live a long, healthy life. yes, you. your weight doesn’t matter and it has never mattered. you deserve to keep yourself safe.
anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were
literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”
fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution
wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them
clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up
And sorcerers are like “no wait, hold on. This is basically a curse. I’ve been *experiencing* magic against my will since I was born and it’s hurt a lot of people.”
… and then everyone glares at the warlock in the corner. Their response: “Yeah, no. That’s fair. I blew Cthulhu in the parking lot behind the McDonald’s and now I can do magic. Best deal ever. You all can (and should) suck it.”
Then the bard is like, “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”
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#d&d #both of them meet a sorcerer for the first time and are like hang on a fuckin second
hi just so you know the media and internet lied to you.
being a bitch isn’t cool, being unkind isn’t tough, and aspiring to be petty is sad.
life is really really hard and the only way we’re gonna get through it with a little bit of joy is together.
enjoying hurting people’s feelings is a sign of deep unhappiness and i hope one day you can heal and spend your time loving the people who deserve it and getting away from the ones who don’t
cringe culture is dead but also, no, an adult shouldn’t base their entire personality on liking a single media property. neither should a teenager. a self-respecting fan of any age really ought to have at least, like, three things they’ll make an absolute fucking fool of themselves over at the drop of a pin. diversify.
i FEEL like some of glados characterization is lost when the jokes about her circle around fitting the “dommy step on me sexy + intelligent + evil/cruel” archetype not like she isnt evil or intelligent or sexy but i do think i greatly enjoy her character more when i get to remember she is a little silly. she is mean and cruel by making up the most elaborate and stupid sounding insults ever. she has an extreme grudge against you which she insists shes not mad about while mentioning the fact every two minutes. shes madly obsessed with a woman who never responded to a word shes ever said. most of the shit she says is just straight up ridiculous. shes constantly battling intense feelings of loneliness while refusing to admit to anyone she could ever want company or affection. she is described by the creators as “throwing fits like an angry child”. glados IS a little bit pathetic and silly and a very funny and very sad character. shes a woman of multitudes
one of her best insults was; Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: “A horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that. Don’t let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It’s just a data point.
“She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.”
If I was a popular Tumblr blogger, I could go on here and say “my yaoi balls and my yuri nuts hurt” and receive notes one million billion. But alas. The peasant must toil the field.
just spent the last three or four minutes in a youtube stream clicking the heart reaction in chat with someone else watching in a heartbeat pattern. love and friendship and peace across worlds and lands and stars and skies
So one of my followers revealed themself a Zionist after all the posts I shared about supporting Palestine
If you are supporting Israel after every fucking thing that has happened, get the fuck out of my face. You are supporting the genocide of a people. I do not want you following me. Fuck off.
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
There are ads here on tumblr as well. Tiktok is putting warnings on videos of people who are only mentioning what is happening in palestine. Instagram is deleting accounts of people who are reporting straight from gaza.
Biden questioned the number of deaths reported in Gaza, after which the health ministry came out with a report over 200 hundred pages long with personal information on the killed individuals.
24 journalists have been killed in 21 days.
Yesterday internet and phone services in Gaza went down, due to the heavy bombardments.
The voice of the people in palestine is being silenced in every way you can imagine.
So the least you can do, is share what is going on. Use all your platforms. Even this one.
A 15 comic collections on the ups and downs of being asexual!
For this upcoming Ace Week I have put together a mini zine on being asexual! It’s 17 pages long, and contains both comics I have posted before and quite a few of exclusive comics! It’s available for 3 USD on both Gumroad and Itchio, as well as my patreon!! I hope you’ll enjoy it!
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