November 2023

Don’t kill them with kindness, absolutely murder them in cold blood with it.

anphivenas:

anphivenas:

anphivenas:

hello guys and today we’re going to be interviewing The Sickening Stone

LOL I asked it to reveal to me unholy knowlecge & it threstened me with 1,000 years Pocket dinension . It does NOT , have that power 😭

cold

mexicanjesuschrist:

“When will I ever use math in the REAL world” bitches will get fooled by news articles reporting some studies where data gets misrepresented.

“Maybe the curtains just blue” bitches will side with the people in stories that the writers are criticizing

fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

i love how hyenas still have the winter coat gene

like if you keep hyenas in cold climates they just do this. its so silly

owlmylove:

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn’t too keen on the idea either

eddiequeenque:

The King and His Cub: Not The Boss Of You


Do y'all remember this one meme that goes “but he’s not the boss of you” and the other one goes “It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap”


Well Macaque found a loophole for it.


BONUS:

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Please, please report people who put their ko-fi or Patreon on their AO3 without mercy. Just click the link at the bottom of the page that says Policy Questions and Abuse Reports and say the user is engaging in monetisation. Say where you saw their ko-fi link or mention (author’s note, whatever) and copy the info on their user profile, too, in order to make it easier for the volunteers.

olderthannetfic:

confusedguytoo:

paulgadzikowski:

confusedguytoo:

paulgadzikowski:

finnglas:

lierdumoa:

olderthannetfic:

dfnkt:

olderthannetfic:

olderthannetfic:

REPORT THEM ALL

If you’re concerned, there’s nothing punitive about this, it’s just enforcement of the TOS they agreed to when they signed up. And there’s no real risk of the fic being removed, either. AO3 will contact the author and nicely ask them to remove the link, and that’s it.

Yeah, that too.

Literally the only downside is making too much work for the Abuse team. (Cry me a river, guys. In my day, we had like 2 active people, and even at the much smaller size, that was a problem.)

If you want, you can let authors know it’s not allowed and then report their asses if they’re rude about it. Or you can just report them in the first place.

But this bullshit should be stamped out.

Wait can someone explain what I’m missing here because it sounds like a bunch of whiny babies being upset that people are monetizing their own work. I get its a site policy but 1. Why are you being a cop you losers and 2. Who cares? Why is it a rule?

If I’m missing something here I’m genuinely curious. Who is it hurting to drop a ko-fi on your page? Or do y'all just love being cops?

I did not donate seven years of free labor to build AO3 so that some other dipshit could monetize my work.

And yes, it is monetizing AO3 itself because the whole reason people want to put kofi links there is that it’s easy to find fics on AO3. AO3 also lacks constant competition from other ads.

AO3 is as awesome as it is because we built it to not be monetized.

People who don’t get that are shitting on the people who made and still make AO3 possible with their work and their donations.

Go post your kofi links on a corporate site like tumblr/twitter/etc., not one built by your fellow fans. Disobeying the AO3 rules is just rude.

Look, when you do whatever on a big social media site, you’re fucking with corporate overlords.

When you’re doing stupid shit on AO3, you’re coming to a dinner party I planned and hosted and then pissing into the flower arrangement in the middle of the table.

The only whiny babies here are the ones demanding other fans provide them with a storefront for free.

You don’t sell your vegetables at a charitable food bank. You rent a booth at the farmer’s market.

You don’t set up your book kiosk in the lobby of a public library. You go to a flea market, or somewhere else that allows you to set up a book kiosk.

AO3 is fandom’s food bank. It is fandom’s public library. It is not your storefront. If you want to sell your work, don’t do it on a nonprofit website volunteers built for the *explicit* purpose of creating an anti-capitalist fandom oasis.

There’s also the VERY REAL problem that the main defense of transformative work – aka fanfiction – to keep us from getting our asses sued into the stratosphere by Disney, Marvel, etc. is that we don’t profit from it. If you are writing someone else’s IP for money without their permission, they CAN sue you, and if it’s somebody as big as Fox, Disney, etc., they WILL sue you. The main way I can tell fandom has done a good job of making safe spaces for ourselves is that these young’uns coming up don’t remember getting Cease & Desist letters from very scary lawyers.

So that’s why you report people putting kofi links on AO3 - because by doing so, they’re painting a giant fucking target on fandom’s back.

I have a hard time believing that anyone who knows what AO3 is doesn’t already know all this and isn’t questioning it in bad faith, burgeoned by the facts that the questioner had a keysmash URL and has since deactivated

out of curiousity does this apply to people who put original fiction up

It’s in the TOS. It applies to everything posted.

That stinks. Wonder if they weren’t planning to host original works when that was decided

Uh… dude…

No, it doesn’t “stink”. It’s a primary cultural value of the people who built the site.

I had a really hard time convincing anyone to even allow non-commercial original work as was normal on a lot of older fic archives because they were so afraid that original=monetized and that people would start disobeying the rules. Little did we know that a decade later people would be breaking the rules over fic all the time.

Original works on AO3 are just fine if they are fannish in some way and noncommercial.

Fanworks of public domain canons also have to be noncommercial on AO3, though you can legally sell them elsewhere.

Being noncommercial was the whole fucking point.

Please, please report people who put their ko-fi or Patreon on their AO3 without mercy. Just click the link at the bottom of the page that says Policy Questions and Abuse Reports and say the user is engaging in monetisation. Say where you saw their ko-fi link or mention (author’s note, whatever) and copy the info on their user profile, too, in order to make it easier for the volunteers.

olderthannetfic:

confusedguytoo:

paulgadzikowski:

confusedguytoo:

paulgadzikowski:

finnglas:

lierdumoa:

olderthannetfic:

dfnkt:

olderthannetfic:

olderthannetfic:

REPORT THEM ALL

If you’re concerned, there’s nothing punitive about this, it’s just enforcement of the TOS they agreed to when they signed up. And there’s no real risk of the fic being removed, either. AO3 will contact the author and nicely ask them to remove the link, and that’s it.

Yeah, that too.

Literally the only downside is making too much work for the Abuse team. (Cry me a river, guys. In my day, we had like 2 active people, and even at the much smaller size, that was a problem.)

If you want, you can let authors know it’s not allowed and then report their asses if they’re rude about it. Or you can just report them in the first place.

But this bullshit should be stamped out.

Wait can someone explain what I’m missing here because it sounds like a bunch of whiny babies being upset that people are monetizing their own work. I get its a site policy but 1. Why are you being a cop you losers and 2. Who cares? Why is it a rule?

If I’m missing something here I’m genuinely curious. Who is it hurting to drop a ko-fi on your page? Or do y'all just love being cops?

I did not donate seven years of free labor to build AO3 so that some other dipshit could monetize my work.

And yes, it is monetizing AO3 itself because the whole reason people want to put kofi links there is that it’s easy to find fics on AO3. AO3 also lacks constant competition from other ads.

AO3 is as awesome as it is because we built it to not be monetized.

People who don’t get that are shitting on the people who made and still make AO3 possible with their work and their donations.

Go post your kofi links on a corporate site like tumblr/twitter/etc., not one built by your fellow fans. Disobeying the AO3 rules is just rude.

Look, when you do whatever on a big social media site, you’re fucking with corporate overlords.

When you’re doing stupid shit on AO3, you’re coming to a dinner party I planned and hosted and then pissing into the flower arrangement in the middle of the table.

The only whiny babies here are the ones demanding other fans provide them with a storefront for free.

You don’t sell your vegetables at a charitable food bank. You rent a booth at the farmer’s market.

You don’t set up your book kiosk in the lobby of a public library. You go to a flea market, or somewhere else that allows you to set up a book kiosk.

AO3 is fandom’s food bank. It is fandom’s public library. It is not your storefront. If you want to sell your work, don’t do it on a nonprofit website volunteers built for the *explicit* purpose of creating an anti-capitalist fandom oasis.

There’s also the VERY REAL problem that the main defense of transformative work – aka fanfiction – to keep us from getting our asses sued into the stratosphere by Disney, Marvel, etc. is that we don’t profit from it. If you are writing someone else’s IP for money without their permission, they CAN sue you, and if it’s somebody as big as Fox, Disney, etc., they WILL sue you. The main way I can tell fandom has done a good job of making safe spaces for ourselves is that these young’uns coming up don’t remember getting Cease & Desist letters from very scary lawyers.

So that’s why you report people putting kofi links on AO3 - because by doing so, they’re painting a giant fucking target on fandom’s back.

I have a hard time believing that anyone who knows what AO3 is doesn’t already know all this and isn’t questioning it in bad faith, burgeoned by the facts that the questioner had a keysmash URL and has since deactivated

out of curiousity does this apply to people who put original fiction up

It’s in the TOS. It applies to everything posted.

That stinks. Wonder if they weren’t planning to host original works when that was decided

Uh… dude…

No, it doesn’t “stink”. It’s a primary cultural value of the people who built the site.

I had a really hard time convincing anyone to even allow non-commercial original work as was normal on a lot of older fic archives because they were so afraid that original=monetized and that people would start disobeying the rules. Little did we know that a decade later people would be breaking the rules over fic all the time.

Original works on AO3 are just fine if they are fannish in some way and noncommercial.

Fanworks of public domain canons also have to be noncommercial on AO3, though you can legally sell them elsewhere.

Being noncommercial was the whole fucking point.

foxgirlbytes:

transhuman-priestess:

foxgirlbytes:

Two robotgirls trying to step past eachother, but they have the same pathfinding algorithm so they get stuck trying to step around eachother forever

This, too, is yuri

THIS ROBOT YURI IS DOCTOR APPROVED!

catcrumb:

apollos-olives:

okay so a ceasefire will happen soon, inshallah, but i just know the second it does, most of y'all will pack it up and go home. the world has proven time and time again that the second the violence “stops”, then everyone forgets about us and then we just go back to suffering under the israeli occupation. you guys need to promise us, promise every single palestinian child in the world right now, that you will not stop fighting. that you will continue boycotting, you will continue protesting, you will continue disrupting the world until palestine is free. and then we’ll do it again. and again and again and again and again. for sudan, for the congo, for everyone who is suffering right now.

you guys cant keep leaving us and forgetting about us once you’ve done “your part”. it always happens, and we always go back to suffering. you need to stand with us until palestine is completely free. until we have our land back, until we can rebuild our homes, until we can drink clean water and breathe clean air, until our children grow up never having to face a horror like the nakba ever again. you need to stay fighting until we are all free forever.

apollos-olives:

okay so a ceasefire will happen soon, inshallah, but i just know the second it does, most of y'all will pack it up and go home. the world has proven time and time again that the second the violence “stops”, then everyone forgets about us and then we just go back to suffering under the israeli occupation. you guys need to promise us, promise every single palestinian child in the world right now, that you will not stop fighting. that you will continue boycotting, you will continue protesting, you will continue disrupting the world until palestine is free. and then we’ll do it again. and again and again and again and again. for sudan, for the congo, for everyone who is suffering right now.

you guys cant keep leaving us and forgetting about us once you’ve done “your part”. it always happens, and we always go back to suffering. you need to stand with us until palestine is completely free. until we have our land back, until we can rebuild our homes, until we can drink clean water and breathe clean air, until our children grow up never having to face a horror like the nakba ever again. you need to stay fighting until we are all free forever.

apollos-olives:

okay so a ceasefire will happen soon, inshallah, but i just know the second it does, most of y'all will pack it up and go home. the world has proven time and time again that the second the violence “stops”, then everyone forgets about us and then we just go back to suffering under the israeli occupation. you guys need to promise us, promise every single palestinian child in the world right now, that you will not stop fighting. that you will continue boycotting, you will continue protesting, you will continue disrupting the world until palestine is free. and then we’ll do it again. and again and again and again and again. for sudan, for the congo, for everyone who is suffering right now.

you guys cant keep leaving us and forgetting about us once you’ve done “your part”. it always happens, and we always go back to suffering. you need to stand with us until palestine is completely free. until we have our land back, until we can rebuild our homes, until we can drink clean water and breathe clean air, until our children grow up never having to face a horror like the nakba ever again. you need to stay fighting until we are all free forever.

the-haiku-bot:

dannydevitosthiccdog:

siren-kitten-his:

moonlit-hedge:

shellysbees:

transparasite:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

image

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

I can’t tell who is happier, the scientist or the octopus

I can’t tell who is

happier, the scientist

or the octopus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

dannydevitosthiccdog:

siren-kitten-his:

moonlit-hedge:

shellysbees:

transparasite:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

image

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

I can’t tell who is happier, the scientist or the octopus

I can’t tell who is

happier, the scientist

or the octopus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

bebx:

fella is it gay to memorize the shape of your homie’s body?

asking for my friend Mobius M. Mobius

fella is it gay

to memorize the shape of

your homie’s body?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

nonamehorse:

empress-of-dark2005:

dg-kino:

the-lumpfish-king:

ozi-uwu:

2ws2ls:

tehhx:

printypro:

homosexualasstransbian:

chiacynta:

soggywetcatgirl:

hanavesinauttija:

princessgurl:

p4wsncl4ws:

freelance-fiend:

nooby-person:

falsegrey:

lynxgirlpaws:

kira-serialfaggot:

fluffiest-fox-kira:

starcloudedsky:

my dad just put on a jerma video and jerma said hi and my dad said “hi jerma!”

hi jerma

hi jerma

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hi jerma

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hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma :3

hi jerma ^ω^

hi jerma

hi jerma

hi jerma

butch-obliterated:

rockpapertheodore:

Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they’re also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you’ve been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you’ve been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don’t start working on this pile of bullshit I’ve let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

This mentality helped me so much. Framing my “chores” and mundane tasks as self care and something I can do for myself, really helped me. On a good day I feel like I can genuinely enjoy basic to-dos because I get something nice for myself afterwards, even if that nice thing is just a better living environment. And sometimes it’s still too hard, and that’s okay too.

radioheadarchive:

radiohead.com, 1996

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

willowplantcat:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

system-reset:

Nobody:

Evil doctors: first, harm everyone.

Morally ambiguous doctors: first harm than make them slightly better than they were before they met me

Doctor that is definetly not gomma betray you later: first i will let you bleed while i look for my scaple to not stab you

Chaotically good doctor: You are going to be in a world of pain that is likely not necessary and slightly questionable medical practices but you will be saved perhaps even better than any other doctor could do I know what im doinng

fluoresensitive-deactivated2024:

fluoresensitive-deactivated2024:

Boycotting is literally a non-action, if you can’t handle not buying things, you’re just a weak person…

“don’t demonize ppl who can’t!!!” … You can’t not eat McDonald’s and Starbucks? You’re not capable of not buying a new laptop or puma shoes?? You can’t resist sabras hummus????? huh?

astratic:

unofficial-sean:

Hehehehe

[ID: a photo of two weevils next to a ruler. An arrow points to the smaller one which is labelled “lesser of two weevils” End ID]

piratecrew:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it’s all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he’s experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward’s potential and how much he holds himself back

a-sentient-cup:

creatures-of-wikihow:

@official-megumin

pokemonheritageposts:

inthefallofasparrow:

image

x

“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!

SERVINE: Servine!

ASH: A Servine?

PIKACHU: Pikaa?

SERVINE: Servine.

WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!

———

IT’S SERVINE!

SERVINE: Servine!

SERVINE: Servine.

ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”

Pokemon Heritage Post

the-haiku-bot:

severevoiddragon:

I wonder how the Haiku Bot happens to find posts with Haikus in?

I wonder how the

Haiku Bot happens to find

posts with Haikus in?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cookie-kirsten:

important-animal-images:

Percy (office cat) is working overtime tonight

He is a baker at the office cafe.

theygender:

queerism1969:

Screenshot of a post by toastpotent saying "terfs be like. i am going to tell you how to spot a trans woman. okay so if you think a woman is ugly you should harass them. this is beneficial to women"ALT

krghost:

jenovacomplete:

what the actual fuck

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

maryajunkova:

i think ubisoft devs should not only post their work from canned projects i think they should legally be allowed to come together and eat the entire guillemot family <3

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

capacity:

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

nickyandmikey:

hi

tiny-buzz:

🤘

mlm-blues:

they call me isaac cos i suck. at everytbing

powerburial:

she want to suck out all my custard

she on my hot dog like she mustard

a-sentient-cup:

blessedanimals:

@official-megumin

do you think mr beast is cute?

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

Mr beast please get out of my inbox i am not interested

7/10 tbh i saw him in the hall sometimes

a-sentient-cup:

important-animal-images:

Cat getting cleaned with vacuum.

@official-megumin

stardust-rushing:

conzoop:

@guiltiest-gear

chaos-and-kromer:

inland–empire:

chaos-and-kromer:

The transgender…those guys

memeartisan:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.

theauthor27:

That is not what I thought he’d fucking look like.

only-cat-memes:

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

unprofessionalartist:

asimpleram:

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

It’s him, Julius xi/xir

calocera:

went through some drafts what happened to me august 4th 2022

paradise-sys:

queerism1969:

americans explaining gender: what if state