November 2023

wearenotjustnumbers2:

For those who don’t understand the kid is screaming: “I’m here dad! Come here!” His father comes and asks him: “where is your mother?” The kid cries: “she died, she died.”

Then the child explains that his foot is injured and his father tries to comfort him.

This is evil. The child literally met his dad at the hospital by accident, he watched his mom die and had to break the news to his father. What kind of power will save these children from this trauma? I know children in gaza are so strong and resilient, but children are children regardless.

Use your voice to end this genocide. Enough, CEASEFIRE NOW!

huffylemon:

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omikronsoul:

keatxu:

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don’t wanna lose the rights to them

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don’t want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we’re certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They’re crying about opportunity cost for a product they’re not even selling.

op i know you’re probably talking about like, video games, etc, but this is also critical for research science - my lab has so much abandonware, either because the company’s out of business, or the company decided to not maintain it, and it’s a fucking nightmare. we have two windows 95 computers that are CRITICAL for performing experiments/data analysis because the software needed is abandonware. one of the main roles for a guy in my lab is to maintain these little dinosaurs because if they go out, we lose access to ~20 years of raw data for research. part of why is that these companies also make their own file types, and make it difficult-to-impossible to convert those file types without their specific software. by habit, i convert all research files to more generic versions (txt, pdf, tif, etc) so that i minimize risk of losing my shit, but some stuff can’t be converted.

for example, we have a microscope that is perfectly functional, good microscope, but its software is abandonware because the company refused to maintain it. the company is still in business, still makes essentially the exact same software, but they made all of the old tech incompatible with new software to force people to buy the new microscope tech. it would cost a quarter million dollars to replace this microscope. this perfectly good microscope.

so like, i know a lot of people look at the original post here and go “well op just wants old video games to play” (which is valid! games companies should not be able to push shit to abandonware and then close it off) but also this is critical for like. biomedical research. if y'all had any idea how much basic infrastructure built on science relies on shit that is technically abandonware, you would probably be horrified.

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tiniestmousegirl:

What animal is called javascript

Youve never seen a javascript before?

What the fuck is a javascript

Ey fellas, shes never seen a javascript!

Show me what a javascript is

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Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

Good afternoon and welcome to my Time Loop

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Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

Good afternoon and welcome to my Time Loop

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Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

Good afternoon and welcome to my Time Loop

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Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

Good afternoon and welcome to my Time Loop

wearenotjustnumbers2:

This mother has lost all of her children at once by Israeli air strikes. She refuses to wash her hands when people tell her to because she doesn’t want to lose the last real thing she has left of them.

“My kids are gone. My kids are gone, people. God take care of them please, I can’t bear this anymore.” Then at the end she asks if all of their bodies have been brought to the hospital, she says: “Did they bring mohammed? Where is he?”

How does a person just go on after this? Demand a ceasefire now. Don’t stay silent, reblog amd repost and do everything you can to make this genocide stop!

ice-to-orange-blossoms:

goblinparty:

tzifron:

the phrases ‘delighted to report’ and 'victimised by this display’ make me want to scream

This is from February. Remember that none of this started this month, it started decades ago

idontmindifuforgetme:

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

hussyknee:

Tweet by eve6 @Eve6 
The problem the israeli propaganda campaign is having is they kept repeating "unless you know the history you should sit this one out" expecting that would shame people into deference but a lot of people were like ok i'm gonna look into this
31 Oct 23
2.3M ViewsALT
Reply by Afroposadism
Folks after learning the history
[image of guy in army uniform yelling "tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel-Aviv. I am ready!"]

Sheriff Sully @SheriffSully
And lo and behold, after looking into it, it was SO MUCH worse.ALT
reply by lol, Imao @shambrookben
Israel: unless you know the history you should sit this one out
People looking up the history: oh... This is way worse....ALT
Reply by @RickNothing
A lot of people started following Palestinian and Arab related accounts too

Reply by King of the Internets
Encouraging people to learn the history seems ultimately detrimental to their cause, quite frankly.

Reply by Codanon @CodySkinnerFan
It's tough that when you look at the history it basically says that the king of England said it was ok to kill Palestinians to make room for Zionist settlers because it would be to uncomfortable to have a lot of Jews in Europe after WW2ALT
Reply by Nondescript Roman Statue
[Screenshot of the Tumblr meme "Wait hold on gotta look something up...Ok yeah this is [inserted]ETHNIC CLEANSING"]ALT
Quote Tweet by Nonosbah (@NonosbahM)
But this did work for a long time with a lot of ppl.
What we're witnessing right now is culmination of years or organising from Palestinians and allies, as well as the impact of recent intensive education on anti-racism and colonialism and its legacies.
2 Nov 23ALT

The Big Damn List Of Stuff They Said You Didn’t Know

Thousands and thousands of years back in three minutes:

But closer to the issue…

Five free eBooks on the colonization and ethnic cleansing of Palestine

Pluto Books Free Palestine Reading List 30-50% off

LGBT Activist Scott Long’s Google Drive of Palestine Freedom Struggle Resources

(includes some of the reading material recced below)

The Cambridge UCU and Pal Society Resources List

List of Academic and Literary Books Compiled by Dr. Kiran Grewal

Academic Books (many available in Goldsmiths library)

Memoirs, Novels & Poetry:

Human Rights Reports & Documents

Films

Sources:

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(if any links are broken let me know. Or pull up the current post to check whether it’s fixed.)

From River To The Sea Palestine Will Be Free 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

victorlincolnpine:

animentality:

Lots of people like to say “I never support a genocide”, but they never asked the question, “would I turn a blind eye to a genocide?”

That’s basically what’s happening here. Lots of people not supporting the actual killing, but doing nothing to stop it, not even speaking up.

Until it’s at their door, until it is threatening them, a lot of people in this highly individualistic set of societies do not give a shit if a whole people gets erased from the face of the planet.

They just change the channel and go grill.

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“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!

SERVINE: Servine!

ASH: A Servine?

PIKACHU: Pikaa?

SERVINE: Servine.

WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!

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IT’S SERVINE!

SERVINE: Servine!

SERVINE: Servine.

ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”

Pokemon Heritage Post

gotyx:

Took few days, but I got the funny orange sticker from @punkitt-is-here !

I am gaming so hard rn

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severevoiddragon:

I wonder how the Haiku Bot happens to find posts with Haikus in?

I wonder how the

Haiku Bot happens to find

posts with Haikus in?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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➢ Please VOTE tomorrow !! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

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Moth I’d like to Friend

@mayhem-moth

HEY THATS MY BROTHER!!

A family reunion

Yes now time to prepare the brother launcher

Aye aye, moth!

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wayslidecool:

so my gf noticed that one of the hands that feeds munchy monk in munchy monk is orange and looks more like a paw than a hand, i thought this was Incheresting so i did some comparisons between the hands that feed munchy monk and the research scientists of love lab and arrived at this,

anyway my new crack theory is that munchy monk is being fed by the research scientists of love lab and also they are his best friends. that is all for now

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Moth I’d like to Friend

@mayhem-moth

HEY THATS MY BROTHER!!

A family reunion

Yes now time to prepare the brother launcher

Aye aye, moth!

I GOT THE AMMO!!(My bro)

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writing-prompt-s:

Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.

The mimic is a young one, and you knew that from the moment you laid eyes on it. It was disguised as a crate, but the angles weren’t quite right. The corners were a little lopsided, and if you looked hard enough you could make out the creature’s mouth.

A sigh escapes you as you toss over the last of your rations, not even bothering to stand up as you do so. What’s the point? You think. I’ve been trapped in this cave for days, nobody is looking for me, and the monsters are closing in. Why should I bother even trying? I could just fall asleep now, and let this little mimic eat me too.

The thing is… it doesn’t. It eats your rations, but when you lay down and try to sleep, it doesn’t attack. You do hear it move closer, but you don’t open your eyes until you feel something nudge your hand. As you barely open your eyes, you can see that the mimic has morphed itself into a crude sword. You can’t help but chuckle.

“You’re cute, but I don’t have anything left to give you.” You don’t have anything left to give for yourself either, but you don’t say so.

The mimic doesn’t seem to take no for an answer. It becomes a dagger, then an axe, then a staff, as though it’s trying to determine what your preffered weapon is.

“Listen, I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but it’s not working. I’m not going to pick you up and take you into some other part of this stupid cave system. Nice try, though.”

You turn away from it and attempt to sleep again. As you do so, you find yourself shivering. You really wish, as you doze off, that you had a blanket.

When you wake, much later, you’re surprised to find yourself covered with the warmest blanket you’ve ever had. You quickly sit up, eagerly hoping that someone had cone for you, but the cave is empty. When you look at the blanket, you notice the imperfect edges and the janky seam across the middle.

“…why haven’t you eaten me yet?” You ask the little mimic that’s now laying on top of you. “What’s wrong with you?”

The mimic, still in the form of the blanket, slithers off of you, but it does not respond. Instead, it begins taking the form of weapons again. When it turns into a crooked staff, you reach out, despite yourself. Your fingers wrap around it and you use it to haul your aching, injured body to your feet. “I guess there are probably nicer places to die.”

You know you won’t get far. And you don’t. Especially not without light. The mimic doesn’t seem too bothered, though. When you collapse again, it scuttles off. Perhaps this was simply where it wanted you to take it. Perhaps now you can finally succumb to your exhaustion.

Then, a few minutes later, a misshapen clay cup bumps against your hand. It’s full of water, and there’s a crack in the middle like a jagged mouth. You pick up the cup and you drink, telling yourself it’s only out of desperation. When you set the cup down, that little cracked mouth seems to smile.

This goes on for what feels like days. The mimic helps you limp along through the tunnels, transforming into whatever you may need at any given time. Every time you fall asleep, you expect not to wake up. Yet, you do, usually with a mimic blanket wrapped around you. It brings you food and water when you can.

The biggest surprise comes when one morning, you find you’re pleased to have survived another night. You’re happy to have the mimic keeping you warm. It’s a new feeling, and a confusing one, but it’s not unpleasant.

The other monsters that you know are down here seem to leave you alone for the most part. You aren’t sure why. It crosses your mind that maybe it has something to do with the mimic. Then again, maybe they’re just waiting for you to die. Death is gradually beginning to sound less and less appealing.

The day you catch a glimpse of sunlight down a long and narrow tunnel is the first day you finally feel like your old self again. Your pace quickens, and you don’t need to lean on the mimic’s staff form quite so much. The illusion shatters when you reach the light’s source. A small gap, high above. You curl up on the floor and cry. When you finally have the strength to look up again, your mimic has become a ladder.

Getting up is hard, in your state. Climbing, even more so. But the ladder is the biggest and best transformation the mimic has done so far, and if it wants you to get out, then you can’t let it down.

You feel it push up under you when you reach the gap. It helps you squeeze through, and then… freedom. Fresh air, and sunlight. You lay on your back on the stone, and you pass out.

You wake up at sunset, with a blanket draoed over you. A blanket with a jagged seam down the middle.

Danger. Fear. hide. Become rock. wait… calm. Hungry. find food. Smell food. See light. Dying fire.. Adventurer! Danger! Become box! Imperfect. Noticed. FearFearHumanRaisedHandFearThrowingBracing….

Not hurt. Human sigh. Near food. Danger? Prey?

Gift?

Eat. Filling.

Near human. Human resting. Danger? Observe.

ApproachFearFearFear. Observe. Become sword. Wait.

Nudgefearfearfear. Human sound. Imperfect? Become knife. No? Imperfect. Become axe. No? Imperfect. Become staff. Human sound. Human sound. Human turn. Imperfect?

Wait. Observe.

Human resting…. Human shaking. Puzzle. Human scared? No? Imperfect. Human cold? What do? Fear. Become fire.PainNO. pain. Imperfect. Human shake less. Human cold. Puzzle. Recover. Ideafear. Become blanket. Fear. Touchfearfear.

Touch.

Cover. Warm. Rest.

AwakeMovingFear! Fear! human. Human noise. Retreat. Imperfect.

Observe. Not danger.

Become sword? No? Imperfect. Become weapon? No? Imperfect. Become tool? Become warhammer. No? Imperfect. Human weak. Become small knife. No? Imperfect. Become walking stick. Human reaches. Brace. Touched.

Support. Move.

Human tired. Human injured? Imperfect. No blood. No angles. Darkness? Bad Idea NONONO. Human dry? Unknown. Human stop. Human collapse! Observe. Human in safety. Fix human dry.

Observe. Smell water. Distant. Follow.

Danger. Direwolf in water. Puzzle. Observe. Have height. Idea.

Become stone. Tumble. Pain. Imperfect. Direwolf flee. Perfect enough.

Pause. Recover. Observe. Become bucket. Fill. Climb back up. Spill some. Imperfect. At top. Some water. Perfect enough. Return.

Not back. Smell Direwolf. Fear. Have water. Caution. Observe. Crevice. Pour. Direwolf sound! Fear! Spill! Imperfect! Fear! Become stone! Direwolf approach! Become hard. Direwolf approach water! BadBadBad! Become Problem! Surprise! Bite nose! Bite! Direwolf sound. Direwolf leave. Calm.

Obtain water? Become bucket. No. Imperfect. Large. Become cup. Some water. Perfect enough. Careful. Return.

Brace. Human lift. Human drink. Human resting. Become blanket. Warm.

Time.

Split path. Human confused. Smell. Stagnant. Fresh? Follow fresh. Lead human. Support.

Time.

Smell prey. Hungry. Shake. Human sit. Quiet. Find prey. Split. Support human. Return. Human resting. Feed. Become blanket. Warm.

Time.

Light! Exit! Rush! Approach. Observe. Puzzle. Height. Hole in roof. Problem. Human noise. Human collapse! Human turn. Human noise… problem. problem. problem.

Puzzle? Puzzle. Observe. Climb wall. Difficult. Impossible? No. Approach roof. Reach hole. Puzzle. Observe. Human mimic mimic? Imperfect. Become rope? Imperfect. Human weak. Become staircase? Imperfect. Size.

Puzzle. Puzzle. …Create? Become StaircaseRope? Become… StaircaseRope. Imperfect. Shift. Shift. Puzzle. Shift. Become StaircaseRope.

Human turn. Human pause. Human rise. Human approach. Support human. Human climb. Imperfect. Perfect enough. Human rise. Human pause. Human noise. Human climb.

Human reach surface!

Become blanket. Cover human. Become… friend?

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just-dnd-thingys:

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling “cheap” stuff to humans and laughing to himself like “heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids” forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There’s a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

fraterrisus:

yo-its-matt:

oneheadtoanother:

it sure fucking is buddy

one of the most signs ever

amber-angel:

Happy almost 3rd anniversary to the worst, best, gayest, most homophobic, funniest thing to ever happen in the history of television

greatlordfluffernutter:

ambergrief:

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

Me when i find out who killed the radio star

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

tried to google search for that post that’s like.. something about squids and it goes “the squirterrrrrrrrr” and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. “the squirter meme” didnt bring it up either

(exhausted and covered in blood) i found it

decaf-cappuccino:

A brown rabbit looks up at the camera.  It's standing next to a toy ball stuffed with hay.ALT
A brown rabbit sniffing at hay on the floor, likely fallen out of the hay ball visible just behind it.ALT
A brown rabbit with some hay sticking out of its mouth.  It's standing next to a toy ball stuffed with hay.ALT

Snacking on some hay.

wordfather:

‘my beloved’ has made such an impact on me. made me much more likely to express my love of things. ah yes i do love this. i will now express it in a way that is comical yet also reflects my adoration. 'my beloved’ my beloved <3

some-guy-161:

gingerswagfreckles:

casgirl:

There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL

thememedaddy:

stankpasta:

captainhaterade:

switchingtogeico:

urfavhatesterfs:

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

scenebetween-deactivated2023123:

Mutual 1: I’m grieving but I dont know what for

Mutual 2: Does anyone else feel the grief?

Mutual 3: My mourning has no source but still overwhelms me

Mutual 4: I need to get dicked down by a girl who listens to electroswing

Mutual 5: What I grieve is not solid but is human and all-consuming

zeconster:

derinthemadscientist:

moonlandingwasfaked:

moonlandingwasfaked:

spicymemesociety:

there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”

and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house

- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood

- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air

That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.

britcision:

britcision:

Y’all Netflix is trying to kick us off for using A DIFFERENT WIFI NETWORK from the “household”.

We are not more than thirty feet from the other tv.

We have FOUR wifi networks because out in the goddamn woods, all of them SUCK.

This is fucking ridiculous.

GUESS WHAT IT GOT WORSE!!

The verification process to prove we’re in the same goddamn house is a fucking SEIZURE TRIGGER

As in partner is ACTIVELY NOW HAVING AN EPISODE

It amped the tv’s brightness and flashed series of QR codes across the screen like a goddamn strobe light! Which you had to stand in front of and record for 15 seconds!

Website contact refused to provide a channel to make a complaint, insisted that we could only possibly be a household if we were all on the same wifi, and that if they couldn’t email or call the account owner all they could do was help us set up a new fucking account.

Partner isn’t in serious danger but jesus fuck if you’re a seizure risk do not go anywhere near it

outofcontextdiscord:

The shreep, a creature that is half shrimp, half sheep

probablybadrpgideas:

sounds delicious

lord-meme-us:

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

i have a brain problem that prevents me from understanding people who need so much specifically newly-released TV shows that they’re upset by the prospect of going a few months without new ones being produced

like they could stop making video games and books today and I wouldn’t notice until sometime in 2026. honestly if they’d stop making new video games for a while that’d be kinda convenient. everyone take a break and let me catch up. I still haven’t even played Persona 5.

find me in 2029 going “you guys heard about this red plumber dude? little bastard just loves to jump lol. anyway it sounds weird, I know, but I’m kinda getting into it”

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

effemimaniac:

wildplant03:

effemimaniac:

new kink rating scale

maybe just put “eww” near the bottom of the scale and it’ll be perfecto

you understand nothing.

Hi im a calvin and hobbes enthusiast and the context for this comic was calvin was trying on different glasses at the mall of different colors just wanted to share

might rb with the OG comic later if I can find it

found it

piratecrew:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

touhouweed:

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it’s all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he’s experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward’s potential and how much he holds himself back

We live in a world that hails superheroes like Super Man, Bat Man, Spider-Man, and worst—Mohobbat Man (Come on SRK fans, you know what I am talking about!). And so, often we end up taking women and their strength for granted.

Blame it on the sexism that is deeply rooted in our culture or simply the patriarchal mindset that thrives on making women take the backseat–we are often perceived as the “weaker sex”.

But you know what? That’s a completely false perception, which we shall clear right here, right now. Because, contrary to popular belief, women are stronger than men. Oh, and we’re not orchestrating this. There’s enough scientific proof to back this fact. Read them yourselves:

  1. Women have greater physical endurance than men
  2. Women have a higher pain tolerance than men
  3. Women heal faster than men
  4. Women have a stronger immune system than men
  5. Women have greater mental endurance than men
  6. Women are less likely to suffer from heart disease than men 
  7. Women have a lower risk of developing cancer than men 
  8. Women handle stress better than men 
  9. Women have stronger legs than men
  10. Women have better survival skills than men
  11. Women can manage their Menstrual cycle and remain productive
  12. Women have a lower chance of developing type 2 diabetes than men 

To conclude -

Despite the stereotype that men are physically stronger than women, there are many ways women are stronger. From physical endurance and pain tolerance to faster healing times and even a lower risk of certain diseases, the evidence suggests that women are often just as strong, if not stronger than men. It is time to break the myth of male physical superiority and recognize the strength and resilience of women.

eldritchdemonfox:

Hello? This is a fnaf role play blog?

humm-bird:

archangel-fucking-judas:

dirtbrunch:

vexx-the-egg:

molluscappreciator-deactivated2:

@hummingbird-hunter

@squid-wizard @skulkie @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @witchy-stars

fluoresensitive-deactivated2024:

fluoresensitive-deactivated2024:

Boycotting is literally a non-action, if you can’t handle not buying things, you’re just a weak person…

“don’t demonize ppl who can’t!!!” … You can’t not eat McDonald’s and Starbucks? You’re not capable of not buying a new laptop or puma shoes?? You can’t resist sabras hummus????? huh?

kirby-the-gorb:

pom-seedss:

penrosesun:

boreal-sea:

priapocalypse:

boreal-sea:

weirdlittleguy:

boreal-sea:

“So YoU’rE sAyInG mEn HaTe OtHeR mEn?”

Yes. Yes I am. And you can ask literally any marginalized man and they will tell you American Patriarchy hates them, too, specifically because they are being men in the “wrong way”.

Like fuck, this is feminism 101.

Edit: it’s non-radfem feminism 101.

Just look at the way that manosphere wierdos talk in reference to other men: they are competitors to be dominated either socially or with explicit violence. The whole grift is built on selling men the idea that they can climb their way to the top of the pile

^^^ This. It’s like a pyramid scheme of abuse. “If you throw fifteen men under the bus and convince five of your friends to throw fifteen other men under the bus, you can Win at Patriarchy, we promise!”

I can’t agree enough with this, and it’s something more and more men are speaking up about, even if our voices aren’t being heard.

Man box culture, as some call it, starts when we’re young. It’s pervasive - the competition to be a real “man” as defined by violence, dominance, and this absolutely fucked up concept of emotional detachment. It’s a raw struggle to not appear weak, and it starts with how adult men treat male children - the toxic values they instill, sometimes with words and sometimes with fists. And even if you grow up in a less toxic and more loving environment, you’re never really free from it. Your male role models, male adults like teachers and such, but especially male friends who are your age, all get caught up in this toxic system of abuse. And “real men” don’t have emotions, right? So you have to bottle all that up rather than understanding any of it because it’s *weakness.* All of that tends to come out in the one emotional state that men allow each other to display: anger. Shit, by the time most boys reach high school, they’ve been struggling against each other for years. All that hate, that anger, that uncontrollable rage? That’s been taught to them long before teenage testosterone hits. And by that time, it’s gotten worse because the patriarchy has defined how “real men” see and treat women. Underneath everything is this deep, deep fear of failing and becoming the weak punching bag. There’s so much shame to it all.

It isn’t always like this for every boy growing up, but no one is left unaware of its existence. And the only true way to stop it begins when we are young.

This is fucking heartbreaking.

One of my friends in law school once opened up to me and a few other people in our mixed-gender friend group that he didn’t really have friends before he knew us, even though he thought he did. We sort of nodded like, yeah man, we’re glad you’re our friend too, sorry people back in your home town were shitty – and he stopped us like, no, you don’t understand. He told us that he thought he had friends, and that those people thought that they were his friends – but that his all-male small-town social circle constantly hurled abuse at each other, and that they all thought that that was normal. He told us that he used to go out partying with them, and whereas when we’d go out, we’d talk each other up – like, man, nice shirt, love what you did with your hair, I bet chicks are gonna dig it, etc. – back in his old circle of friends? All they’d ever do before going out was talk each other down. You’re dressed worse than your friends? You look like trash. You’re dressed better than your friends? Why do you care so much about you’re appearance, are you gay? You’re dressed exactly the same as your friends? Wow, look at this loser copying other people’s look. You could never win, you could never even break even, and you were expected to not only put up with this, but to participate, because that sort of normalized constant stream of verbal abuse was the main way that you and other men your age socialized. He literally did not realize that men could have actual, real friendships – with women, sure, but also with other men – until he met us, because to him, the act of hanging out with people who you weren’t dating was so deeply intertwined with toxic competitive expectations that he flat out didn’t know that there was a different way to be until he moved halfway across the country for law school in his late 20s.

It’s incredibly fucked up, and men should be able to talk about what a patriarchal culture like that does to them without being silenced.

Tough Guise came out before the turn of the millennium for fuck sakes! 

This used to be settled feminist theory! I studied it in uni! It wasn’t controversial!

This rad fem bullshit has set us back decades….