November 2023

bakwaaas:

bakwaaas:

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

@ryebreadgf / alison zai / phillip roth / unknown / @archbudzar

the-haiku-bot:

thawr0ngway-deactivated20210830:

I just wanna make the neighbors jealous from the sounds of us fucking

I just wanna make

the neighbors jealous from the

sounds of us fucking

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

blualt:

An Experiment

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See Results

please reblog for larger sample size

beemovieerotica:

relelvance:

bob-belcher:

lukadjo:

This is who you need to blame when you make a typo.

doctorwhoheritageposts:

crazypigeonenjoyer:

STOP THROWING CRABS AT ME

doctor who heritage post

themainspoon:

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

weepingfireflies:

tittyinfinity:

It’s that time of the year where police departments start warning everyone about “drugs disguised as candy” for Halloween!

And while everyone’s reaction is usually “haha they’re so stupid lol!!” Let’s not forget that this is one of the ways they transparently demonize addicts in order to keep the populace convinced that they are evil, horrible people that deserve to be locked up. They know that citizens will eventually start thinking “hey, they’re really only hurting themselves, shouldn’t they get help instead of being punished?” so in order to keep everyone comfortable with criminalizing drug addiction, they spread the idea that addicts have a secret agenda to turn EVERYONE into addicts, so they just *NEED* to keep them locked up.

“They’re coming after our children! They’re trying to turn our children into _____!” (Does that sound familiar?)

We need to go harder at humiliating these fuckers every year they keep trying to spread this bullshit.

[Photo ID - text that reads, “With Halloween fast approaching, please watch out for these. They look like sweet tarts, skittles or some may look like bubble gum. They are called Rainbow or Skittles Fentanyl and can be deadly. They can also be disguised as other favorite candies. Please pay close attention to your child’s candy especially at Trick-or-Treat time.” An image of brightly-colored pill tablets is posted beneath the text. /End ID]

News articles debunking the “Rainbow Fentanyl” myth below the cut

Keep reading

themainspoon:

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

rslashrats:

i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

mewo-cressei:

credit-song:

a photo of a five nights at Freddy's poster at a Cinemark with a picture of Markiplier taped to the corner like a let's playALT

Someone taped a photo of Markiplier to the FNAF poster at our theater

As they SHOULD!

paradise-sys:

kittykittyredcat:

real

sotir1a:

deliriumcrow:

sic-semper-hominibus:

panduus:

found the artist’s name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it’s called A Place Where I’ll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

I didn’t know this was a thing but now I need so much more of it

The dancing plague begins anew

creative-anchorage:

rosesforwildwitches:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

  • You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
  • You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
  • You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
  • If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours

These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world’s population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

tck-400-deactivated20250214:

Vanilla extract

Tbh I love vanilla

Original poster: @millebon

memewhore:

sunder-the-gold:

ophilosoraptoro:

mkultragf:

What does a soldier do when there’s no more war to fight?

When you set out for revenge, dig two graves.

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don’t care if i haven’t read about your ocs. don’t care if i don’t know them by name. i still love them because you’ve put your heart and soul into creating them and that’s beautiful

i think it is precious to see writers lovingly rant about their characters, regardless if others know about them or not. please be unapologetically loud about your ocs

plaguedogs123:

Another redrawwww

coughloop:

Steven Universe

trapny:

boldlyanxious:

cx-shhhh:

This is a callout post.

It’s called bedtime stories

Ah yes the classic bedtime story of Steven Universe X My Little Pony polyamory smut

teaboot:

My little brother loves Gravity Falls. As a gift, I bought him a little pocket journal and filled it with notes in invisible ink

sjbattleangel:

Public Service Announcement: There Is No “CalArts Style”.

Can’t believe I still have to say this!

Despite everything you might have heard, there is no “CalArts Style.”
It doesn’t exist.
CalArts isn’t an art-style or animation studio, it’s actually a university for art and animation founded by the Disney brothers. (Yes, THOSE Disney brothers)

I know there’s this image going around of these cartoon characters sharing the same head, eyes and smile…

but that’s deliberate, misleading exaggeration. In reality..

They’re actually very different from one another. Sure, they share a few faint similarities but overall each character and their respective series have their own style and identity.

Animation with those similarities? (Round eyes, mouthes and bendy limbs) There’re actual names for that style of animation: Rubber-Hose, Bean-Mouth, Noodle-Arm, Fleischerian. take your pick.

But to call all animation with those little similarities “CalArts”?
It’s stupid, lazy and dishonest.
CalArts didn’t create or popularize the Bean-Mouth. Like all art-styles, it became trendy following the major success of shows like Adventure Time, Steven Universe, ect.
And most importantly, there is no uniform style at CalArts.
In fact, here, let me show you the work of noticeable CalArts Alumni:

Just look at the diverse art-styles and animation, all from former CalArts students!

On a side-note:

Another reason why people must stop using the term “CalArts”/“CalArts Style”? It was coined by none other than disgusting predator John K. Yes, John K, the co-creator of Ren & Stimpy who used his influence to prey on teenage girls. (TW: sexual exploitation, grooming, gaslighting.)
He coined the term “CalArts”/“CalArts Style” to bash works like The Iron Giant, Animaniacs, Gargoyles, Les Triplettes De Belleville (which is also ridiculous since Sylvain Chomet didn’t go to CalArts) along with the works of Disney, Warner Bros., Dreamworks, Richard Williams and Don Bluth.
In simple terms, he was a toxic piece of work who loved tearing anything that didn’t meet his standards of zany, off-model grotesqueness.

Here, a friend of mine on social media explains better than I can:


Thanks for listening. Hope I helped.

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bringing some food in inbox to keep u full :3 make sure you eat something today !!

mamimikey-deactivated20240206:

yum yum .. will do, so sweet of you thank u puriette !!

tamamita:

mih-nuh:

queer-as-city-folk:

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i’ve seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i’m so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we’ve forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i’ve heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that’s understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don’t reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that’s made until this shit is wrapped up. i don’t just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go “that sucks. can’t change the past! :)” and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.

rawrtizm:

That one mutual who comes in clutch and likes posts 3 minutes after I post them 🤞

twofifthsofmaria:

Hundreds of thousands of people came out today in London to March for a Free Palestine. Hundreds of thousands of people disagreeing with the current government stance on the war. Don’t let the media fool you, people in the UK stand with Palestine.

gayboygaming:

Get gayed idiot

sacred-portal:

gayboygaming:

The urge to trans my gender is getting stronger every day ngl

afeelgoodblog:

isaiahomega:

silver-tongues-blog:

thatidiotagain:

infamouslydorky:

team-magma-grunt-gordi:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

Question, what if that kid reblogged bread?

isaiahomega:

silver-tongues-blog:

thatidiotagain:

infamouslydorky:

team-magma-grunt-gordi:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

Question, what if that kid reblogged bread?

copingchaos:

There are ads here on tumblr as well. Tiktok is putting warnings on videos of people who are only mentioning what is happening in palestine. Instagram is deleting accounts of people who are reporting straight from gaza.

Biden questioned the number of deaths reported in Gaza, after which the health ministry came out with a report over 200 hundred pages long with personal information on the killed individuals.

24 journalists have been killed in 21 days.

Yesterday internet and phone services in Gaza went down, due to the heavy bombardments.

The voice of the people in palestine is being silenced in every way you can imagine.

So the least you can do, is share what is going on. Use all your platforms. Even this one.

stupidstupidratcreatures:

stupidstupidratcreatures:

jesus these cutscenes are REALLY long

memnites: mr white just skip them. bitch. memnites: oh you said jesus not jesseALT

tallyhoot:

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

Morning everyone :3

good morning mate!!! :3

explodes-into-space:

sure

thesaltofcarthage:

kittykatninja321:

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this take on the omegaverse, and it’s frankly hilarious

explodes-into-space:

sure

plantparenthood:

Progress photos of my costume this year

greenflamethegf:

greenflamethegf:

This is a cool comment, so I am putting on the fringe

meow-moment:

tammycat:

n0nbeenary:

speciesbarocus:

Luxembourg based P. Adams Schwertransporte, who specialize in the transport of heavy items, moving a 67-metre-long, 25-tonne wind turbine blade, on Dec. 2020.

It’s a blont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

world’s largest weed!!!!!!!!!!!!

homunculus-argument:

Altogether, I really like the way americans say “can I help you?” as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for “who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem.” Such a polite way of going “bitch what the fuck.”

Tumblr University

we-need-a-sexy-skeleton:

kaiju-z:

jasper-rolls:

thunderpibb:

parallelanprincess:

my-pretty-little-universe:

sadandrad5sos:

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Optional Uniform

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

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Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

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Pirates/History dorms

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disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

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Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

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Bye mom

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remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

why did you bring it BACK

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

Tumblr University

we-need-a-sexy-skeleton:

kaiju-z:

jasper-rolls:

thunderpibb:

parallelanprincess:

my-pretty-little-universe:

sadandrad5sos:

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Optional Uniform

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ID

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

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Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

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Pirates/History dorms

image

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

image

image

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

image

image

image

Bye mom

image

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

why did you bring it BACK

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

Gelatin is made of animal proteins, does this mean you could use necromancy on jello cubes and have a small, jiggly undead army?

grimreaperchibi:

wearenecromancers:

gods i hope so

The origin story for gelatinous cubes has been found.