November 2023

Hey my tumblr dash is real slow today, do you think you could do The Funny real fast? Thanks.

saltydkdan:

I found this dude using the gif feature

left-reminders:

high-quality-tiktoks:

German learns about tipping in America

Another German from 200 years ago felt similar

sourcreammachine:

gotten to the point where i’m worldbuilding a fictional soft drink company and im getting sad that i can’t drink all of my wonderful creations :(

eggthew:

I’m curious, and have heard things about the younger generations, Gen Zs and especially Gen Alphas, not receiving as much education or lessons on how to use computers (as in desktop/PCs or laptops) beyond the basics, or internet safety and etiquette. No idea if this is true or not. So poll time!!

In this, I’m asking about if you received, or are receiving, actual, official lessons/classes on both internet safety/etiquette and how to use computers beyond the bare basics. For example, in school my class had dedicated lessons for both of these, that included signing up to educational sites that mimicked social media so we could learn how to navigate them in a monitored environment.

And to avoid any confusion, the generation categories are:

[poll] did you have computer/internet lessons?

Gen X (or older), yes

Gen X (or older), no

Millennial, yes

Millennial, no

Gen Z, yes

Gen Z, no

Gen Alpha, yes

Gen Alpha, no

other / complicated / elaborated in tags

See Results

potemkin-guilty-gear:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240:

wowww you hate my posts? are you gonna beat me up? pin me to a wall? choke me out til im about to lose consciousness and then throw me on the bed and-

gonna spit in my mouth? gonna hold me down and watch me squirm and struggle against you uselessly? gonna laugh when my face turns from frustration to fear when i realize i really can’t get out? gonna kiss me hard as tears start to form? because you hate my posts?

the haters have gone silent after this one

this post sure is different with this icon huh

you have no idea how different it hits with this icon

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

colethelion:

colethelion:

Has this been done yet?

Well, it’s November 1st. Guess it’s time to bring this back.

inlifeasindeath:

spinalfluidexplosiongirl:

mutual 1: I want to turn that man’s prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here’s smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it’s so intimate….turning him on….

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo’s arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he’s being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: “scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality” god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we’re not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don’t even listen to…..

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i’m going to fall into lake michigan

spinalfluidexplosiongirl:

mutual 1: I want to turn that man’s prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here’s smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it’s so intimate….turning him on….

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo’s arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he’s being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: “scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality” god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we’re not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don’t even listen to…..

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i’m going to fall into lake michigan

roachemoji:

DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

gentlemanbones:

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

foone:

foone:

foone:

“oh sure, I’ll just make a program to show pride flags, that won’t mess up my brain for the rest of time” I say, then I google this

Some of these are clearly being put together by algorithms and OH BOY are they a thing.

So you’re pulling aside the american flag, to reveal… another american flag, but also the type 1 diabetes ribbon WRAPPED AROUND A CROSS?

So who is this flag for, double-americans who are christians with type 1 diabetes?

now that’s a lot. Dabbing unicorn Love Is Love Zipper US Flag.

The best part is that a lot of these are vertically oriented and they only have a left-facing flag background to edit it over, which results in a ton of the american flags being flown upside down, which is a symbol of distress.

EVEN THE ALGORITHM WANTS TO ESCAPE

bogleech:

anathemaegg:

theotherhappyplace:

unicorn concept, horns are their own separate species, highly magical, nonsentient, driven by instinct, need to be inside of a living creature to get nutrients, stab into a horse head, make the HORSE sentient and magical by altering its brain.

and the symbiote horn gets nutrients from the horses body.

horse is not in pain.

though becoming suddenly sapient is very upsetting for a lot of them.

oooh it’s a mollusk!

There are parasitic marine snails that bury their head end in a host such as a sea cucumber and do stay there forever with the shell poking out :)

fishluring:

suns is such a funny character, to me

If your art requests are still open, could you please draw some baby scavengers? I can't help but imagine them being miniature explosions of fur hshsjsjsj

fishluring:

In love with that idea actually

had the idea of slugpups being fluffy like seal pups a while ago, baby world meeting

mikkeneko:

princess-mihai:

Reblogging this again now because DON’T GODDAMN FORGET

It also excellently demonstrated that capital does not generate wealth; labor generates wealth. without labor, all the capital does is sit around and gather dust

:

the-mystery-painter:

mspaint-flower:

do you guys like my blorbos

the three first image are chibi Ms paint drawings of the vocal synth vflower, nurse robot type t and kazehiki respectively. the fourth is a screenshot of the post with a rainbow overlayALT

This post has been painted rainbow!!!!

gimmick blog detected

aspenshade88:

ghost-postables:

spongebobheritageposts:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

ineedtostopchangingmyusername:

lawbreaker13:

dreamsanddabs:

lawbreaker13:

hzs-modblog:

little-rat-bastard:

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame


welcome back my old friend

nentuaby:

foone:

cassie-darlin:

cassie-darlin:

cassie-darlin:

cassie-darlin:

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

like??

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

girl version of stitch. she is pink and other than having eyelashes and long hair looks like stitch.ALT
stitch from lelo and stitchALT

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

Fun fact: I’ve taken both apart in a failed attempt to run Doom, and they are using basically the same processors. I’m not saying you could easily retrofit one into the other, but I’m not NOT saying that.

They did gender-affirming surgery on a vape.

grox:

I just felt a spell bounce off of me

blackteachangeling:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

archibaldtuttle:

archibaldtuttle:

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

celamity:

lurking-latinist:

lyrangalia:

tflatte:

galacticwiseguy:

toloveviceforitself:

galacticwiseguy:

toloveviceforitself:

mistomaxo:

the juice is loose

…what the shit did I just watch

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

…ask a stupid question, I guess

wait look i found the real answer:

This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

…but what question led to THIS?

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

It’s certainly a burning question.

I located the episode and the premise was that washing stairs is tedious and mops are old fashioned and shouldn’t it be much better to make a soapy foam to cleanse the stairs, except flammable so you can dry the stairs by setting the foam on fire…

In the end, as they watched flames shoot out of the chimney as the house burned down, they agreed that the experiment had turned out a bit more cataclysmic than they’d anticipated.

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

thesearethedaysofmylife:

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

Featherless? A biped? That right there is a man!

cappuccinoandglitter:

elkian:

theun–sj:

diamond-hoo-ha-man:

dreamduality:

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.

inbabylontheywept:

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

cmon reality let me be the squeaky squirky foxgirl i wanna be

blueengland:

squeakitsuneanon:

blueengland:

squeakitsuneanon:

blueengland:

squeakitsuneanon:

blueengland:

is this epprbcu squeakitsuneanon or am I conflating similar concepts

mmaaaaaayyybe :3

where is that YOU cat reaction image I can’t find it

This?

No it’s like a tweet or post or something that just has the text YOU with an image of a shocked/scared looking cat being grabbed by someone

YEAH THAT ONE

pangeasoftware:

pangeasoftware:

papasmoke:

brunhiddensmusings:

elodieunderglass:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

  • Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
  • Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder
  • Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”
  • Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
  • Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
  • “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

i feel called out

mjfass:

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that thing that really identifies you.

kosmogrl:

gayvampyr:

nativenews:

here is an article detailing the US involvement in the Sudanese genocide

this Medium article about Congo is paywalled but should work with 12ft.io extension

thebookbakery:

gallifrey-knits-no-more:

edwinflores428:

thumbbro:

simon-newman:

highnyoom:

ginniewheezie:

Important

Adding this because they’re safe for dogs too

How are turkey skin and bones not safe? Please elaborate.

Dunno about skin, but Turkey bones, and avian bones in general, are really easy to shatter. If a dog eats said shards, it could tear up their insides.

Important for all pet users!!

The skin is very fatty and can lead to diarrhea, vomiting, and/or pancreatitis. Pancreatitis can lead to a very expensive hospital stay, and is quite painful. When in doubt, best not to feed human food.

Important PSA for this (and every) holiday season! As someone with dogs and cats in her life, both of these are nice to have on hand!

puppy-grl-femme:

From al-Jazeera, Gaza hospitals in their final, ‘critical hours.’

Understand, if power goes out in these hospitals, people will die. Ventilators will go out, operating rooms will be unusable, dialysis machines and life support systems will cease to function. Thousands more will die.

This is the US government’s fault. This is the UN’s fault. This is Netanyahu’s fault. The death toll will skyrocket again, and it will be our fault.

If you are talking about anything other than Palestine, stop. If you aren’t yet calling for a ceasefire, start. If you aren’t in the streets protesting, blocking weapons manufacturers and surveillance tech companies, do so. 11,000 people are dead already, and that number will likely double in the next week without an immediate end to the genocide of Gaza.

wikipediahmms:

Source:

navysealt4t:

i love you multigender people i love you neopronouns and multi-pronouns users i love you people with contradicting labels i love you unlabeled people i love you girlfags and boydykes i love you weird gender presentation i love you xenogenders and xenopronouns users i love you weirdos and freaks i love you confusing gender presentation i love you kinda girls and kinda boys and kinda non-binary and kinda nothing i love you multiple names i love you weird genders i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you queer people

sorrysomethingwentwrong:

Courtesy: @buoythefishlover

teaboot:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lemley-42:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

The king of syncopation

Ooooh he’s some kind of witch

Found the drummer

medievaljournalist:

thattransotter:

medievaljournalist:

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

callmebliss-got-swamped:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

galgorithm:

“Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor.”

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

“What even is a war? Like isn’t it illegal to kill people?”

-This girl

They are both right

finalvortex:

hootenanie:

hootenanie:

if two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn’t pass the bechdel test

  1. “If two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn’t pass the bechdel test?”

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - Anti-feminist because no women are getting laid.

RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Anti-feminist. It’s only feminist if a woman is present and not being sexualized. Otherwise it’s just another male-driven narraative.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Feminist. Women love yaoi.

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - It’s deeply misogynistic because they’re speaking over women.

INLAND EMPIRE [Formidable: Success] - Actually it’s fine because two fully clothed women are standing in the OR operating view room, commenting like Statler and Waldorf.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Medium: Success] - It’s only feminist if it was written by a straight woman.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible : Success] - Depends on whether the men are lesbians. Hope this helps.

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - Whatever makes straight people who have to listen to this argument most uncomfortable.

LOGIC [Legendary: Success] - Two men are only allowed to have sex with each other if they’re in the same room as at least two women, and those women need to introduce themselves and have a conversation that’s not about the men having sex in the room.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Easy: Success] - That’s a lot of work to be putting on women.

SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] - In a way, it could be yuri. That’s sex two women could be having… but they aren’t. Why? That’s the yuri itself… the longing.

KLAASJE - “It’s feminist if I can watch.”

fair-itself:

dear-ao3:

Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

yeahiwasintheshit:

jmfenner91:

Inktober Day 18: Saddle

whompthatsucker1981:

fucked up evil creature experiences remorse

exlibrisfangirl:

carebewear:

wheeloffortune-design:

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

headspace-hotel:

priscilladyke:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Thought this could fit in well here

Ok I don’t mean to be doing this too often but I literally just wrote a paper about this so I thought I would comment! The English translation is The Cursed Woman but the original French is La Femme Damnée. “Femmes Damnées” was the title of a Baudelaire poem from his acclaimed 1857 book Fleurs du mal, which was known, among other things, to be a collection that famously dealt with the subject of lesbians. The poem tells the story of the desires and passionate love between two lesbians: Delphine and Hippolyte. As a result of this poem and of the book as a whole, the terms “fleurs du mal” and “femme damnée” became lesbian monikers of the turn of the century. Though some have deemed the term “damned women” to be accusatory of some moral dissonance, the poem it is derived from is actually quite sympathetic to the condition of lesbian love as it is a love which is unable to fully flourish in that time. Regardless, the translated title of Tassaert’s painting is misleading, as the original French is less accusatory and more identifying. The title is more accurately “the lesbian.”

And she’s doing fine

socialjusticeinamerica:

Many people are now sharing the Republican propaganda of saying they will not vote for Biden over his support for Israel.

Imagine what will happen to Palestinians over there and here at home when Trump, or another Republikkkan, replaces Biden.

It’s now a duty to vote blue in 2024. The consequences of another Republican presidency are unthinkable.