November 2023

anthonycrowley:

the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.

greelin:

violence going on in here

fagjolras:

The Asexual Manifesto (1972) // I’m So Hot - Chrissy Chlapecka

s0ckh3adstudios:

Pawno IS pretty small, I can imagine he’s easy to lose-

An idea I had that I FINALLY sat down to draw. :] Based on that book I Want My Hat Back (I think that’s what it’s called) Was also my first time drawing Zooble! I never want to draw them again /hj

That’s Kinger’s boy right there do not take him do not separate. package deal

(REBLOGS APPRECIATED! I spent hours on this HEHEJG)

foxyconnie:

chaoticcomputeryouth:

*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*

‘You should have seen the other guy’

*When you go into the bar it’s empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there’s a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it’s covered in kiss marks*

ur-daily-inspiration:

danceswithratstoo:

thoughtstherapy:

This deserves a reblog!

dophshaunt:

This is it. This is the show

aphroditesanxiety:

Unless jesus had huge badonkahonks I dont care what he did. Oh, he died for my sins? So will you he’s not special

shutinthenutouse:

chharliye:

Do y’all ever just

netscapenavigator-official:

For some reason, I’m made very uncomfy by the fact that a DVD is 4.7 inches in diameter and can hold 4.7 GB of data. That just works out… too well.

thediamondarcher:

remember; asexuality ≠ celibacy.

sexuality isn’t a choice

penny-anna:

Have an electrician over today & he comes through from the kitchen like ‘i was looking at that poster on your wall wondering how I hadn’t heard of the movie so I googled it. What is the point. Is it just there to catch people out.’ And I’m like, well,

bigass-phrog:

lakefama:

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my partner & i recently transitioned to being best friend platonic partners and romantically separated (due to some simple romantic incompatibilities) - we’re both very happy with and excited about this change and most importantly we think it is VERY funny and gay to continue doing everything together and living together as exes

(she wrote the first comic!)

5notz:

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

sweetcherryblossomswrites:

[Image ID: Tweet from Iconca (@/ iconaWrites) on 8/21/22 reading: “Hustle hard and become highly skilled! Why, so the goddess Athena can grow jealous of my skills and turn me into a spider? No thanks. /End ID]

outofcontextdiscord:

lucifer-just-needs-a-hug:

shiobookmark:

exigencelost:

bunjywunjy:

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

This one?

mr-muppetface:

Today’s proverb:

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Your final grade in Equestrian Mind Control is a C.

whomst-call-ghonsbubsters:

eating-the-inedible:

ilistentogirlinred:

dead-immortal:

dead-immortal:

If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I’ll commit one self care

Here guys, I’m pretty sure that at this point it’s very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I’ll commit one self care

@eating-the-inedible bestie help them get #selfcared

OMG @dead-immortal YOU’RE GONNA COMMIT ONE SELF CARE??

xielianss:

pekingopera:

wow now white people want to adopt Palestinian orphans like they are rescuing poor little exotic pets fuck white savourism fuck genocide Palestine will be free

That’s literally a form of genocide btw:

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Article 6 - Genocide

Genocide

For the purpose of this Statute, “genocide” means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

(a) Killing members of the group;

(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;

(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

© Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;

(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;

ICRC Database, Treaties, States Parties and Commentaries, Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, 17 July 1998, Article 6 - Genocide, https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/icc-statute-1998/article-6 (Last accessed on 13.11.2023)

tallyhoot:

tallyhoot:

tallyhoot:

There’s a small wasp nest near my window and now I’m too scared to open my window even tho its so fucking hot in my room

YGUHJBVGTFYGUHJ

OH MY FUCKINBG GOD THEY ARE TRYING TO GET INN

THEIR HUGE FUCKJINBG WASP HEADS ARE THE ONLY THINGS STOPPING THEM FROM FITTING THROUGH THE SMALL CRACK IN THE WINDOW

cryptotheism:

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bajdofnrbdnsi-deactivated202404:

cryptotheism:

bajdofnrbdnsi-deactivated202404:

cryptotheism:

“Good arguments on both sides” actually the way it works is that either you either agree that Pope is the inheritor of the works of St. Peter, whose decisions represent the closest thing a mortal human can attain to being a vessel for the divine will, or you are protestant filth. Sorry it works that way. I have no horse in this race because I’m not Christian.

All those canonized Catholic saints who criticized/opposed popes are Protestant than. The most prominent works of Catholic art are Protestant. There are even Protestant Popes. The Catholic Phenomenon is but the sum of densely coiled layers of Protestantism, each of which winds itself around the supreme insanity that there are Catholics of any kind

Iirc popes are the only people allowed to formally oppose the decisions of previous popes, and even then only when the previous Pope has died.

So what we have here is a plural/singular divide, a sort of limit curve of increasing gravitational catholicism towards the singularity that is the one true undeniable Catholic; The Pope.

What is catholicism but a 2000 year Battle Royale to see who can Win at Christianity.

The Sistine Chapel is a Protestant building, it depicts Popes in Hell in the Last Judgement. The Protestant Sistine Chapel was painted by famed Protestant artist Michelangelo

In seriousness, I admire your position that the problems of Catholicism is that it’s not stringent or cultlike enough

Don’t worry, one of these days the Catholics will find the objectively correct interpretation of the Bible, and these problems will be a thing of the past. One day, every pope in history will be revealed to be but an impure, protestant stepping stone to the True and Final Catholic Church.

dwergaz:

dwergaz:

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

transylvania12345-deactivated20:

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

madphantom:

madphantom:

madphantom:

Hey you guys know that thing when you subconsciously start copying the mannerisms/speech patterns/whatever of people you hang out with a lot? Wanna hear something really silly that happened to me in that regard?

I’ve been spending a lot of time with a friend of mine who has a limp in the past four days and today my mum pointed out that I. Uhhhhhhhhhh. Have started slightly limping. I didn’t even fucking notice 😭

The funniest part of this is I do have chronic pain in my left foot so sometimes I do have a limp myself, which is why my mum pointed it out in the first place, but I was on a zero pain level all week 😭

listedbuilding:

“yayy” is such a beautiful word. let’s all cheer forever 🦔

sew-birb:

probablynotcavolo:

kipplekipple:

earhartsease:

charminglyantiquated:

runwildwithme:

charminglyantiquated:

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

It’s the best painting that exists

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?

also it’s kind of an amazing little vignette

Hahahaa

Okay it says “who knows my arse from behind” and I will never recover from this

OKAY— so i LOVE this painting, it’s in the St. Louis Art Museum, and on a tour i found out the story. it’s not a naked dude, at all. It’s actually a smaller depiction of her, she’s a sex worker! She’s showing off her advertising for her services. It’s a really cool historical example of sex work, and a gorgeous painting to see in person.

So that grin is her going:

“That’s me!!”

ofishal-fish-posts:

kragehund-est:

kragehund-est:

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

ok listen up, i’m only gonna say this once:

• PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)
• RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)
• MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)
• INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)
• THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we’ve cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

official fish post

rickybabyboy:

Where’s my next adventure?

Worlds biggest piece of smelly cheese

Antarctica to visit long distance friend

My local library

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onecooooooolcat:

i feel like i could survive anything bc im just built different. except for a headache i cldnt survive a headache.

duskwitch:

undeadentropy:

voynich-exists:

They couldn’t even use a verb as a verb😭😭😭

The woke agenda to invent the components of language

Don’t let those people know there are languages with gendered nouns. They mustn’t know about gender-neutral bread!

autismcupcakee-deactivated20240:

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

[a screenshot of incoming texts reading “Oh good I get to explain this to you; you will regret this” followed by the three dots indicating the person is typing. End ID]

our-queer-experience:

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jewishvitya:

If you see prominent right wing figures “suddenly making sense” when they talk about Israel or Palestine - don’t be tempted to think you have common ground with them.

It’s not “wow, even this evil person sees how bad these people are.”

It’s “this right wing propagandist found a tool to push their views into the mainstream.”

They’re using the cause to make you listen to them. They’re trying to get you used to their conspiracies and their talking points. Anyone who has a platform full of antisemitism or Islamophobia shouldn’t be listened to, even if you think their words right now make sense.

That’s intentional. It’s a recruitment tactic. It’s a way to normalize their views. Watch who you’re listening to.

astercrash:

theredscreech:

mushroominawaterbottle:

Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Cryptogeology is also like “Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody’s seen it do it. But I’ve been tracking it since Saskatoon.”

“There are no mountains in Saskatoon.”

“Not anymore, there aren’t.”

Cryptogeography: didn’t used to be a France there

shabbytigers:

trekkiesagainstchastity:

trekkiesagainstchastity:

Trekkies against replicators /j

theoneofwhomisblue:

j-femmescoli:

modogoblin:

fascinating

Lying ass motherfucker

witchyroguecleric:

homoidiotic:

French trans woman Marie-Pierre Pruvot, known by her stage name Bambi

Female Mimics magazine 1965

It’s worth noting too that Marie-Pierre Pruvot is still alive. She’s 87 years old. She was a showgirl and later in the 70s became a literature teacher, a quite esteemed literature teacher at that.