your background screening should be done in just a few minutes ma'am, your employment history was approved and your credit check came in well above the minimum threshold. we just have a couple technicalities to sort out now, confirming your current address and running a keyword search for “elf” on your blog to make sure everything looks normal,
Offering ‘one egg’ is a thing a man behind a tree does, who is often theorized to be Gaster, who is originally from the game Undertale, but Deltarune has put more focus on him
why do undertale-deltarune fans assume every mysterious character is the same guy. just because there’s one mysterious guy whose name you know you just assume everyone you don’t know is that guy? get real
every single sprite in undertale is a different character. sprites of walls, floor, fx and other things included.
We speak with Josh Paul, a former State Department official who resigned last month to protest continued arms sales to Israel amid its bombardment of Gaza, writing in a viral letter that one-sided U.S. support for Israel is “shortsighted,” “destructive” and “contradictory.” Media reports say many others inside the State Department are equally frustrated with the U.S. role in the conflict. Paul tells Democracy Now! he tried to raise his concerns with his superiors but found “no appetite for that discussion” and that unlike all other U.S. arms sales that take humanitarian concerns into account, Israel gets a blank check. Paul says the overall message inside the Biden administration is: “Don’t question the policy because it’s coming from the top.”
“But why do you let your disability stop you?” Because that’s…. what disabilities… do. That’s… literally the basic definition… of being disabled… A disability impairs your ability to function. That’s what the term means. That’s the main thing
If you are asexual, or fall somewhere on the asexual spectrum (or think you might), tell me some of your thoughts on your experience being ace and what it means for you - like how you came to realize it, some specific things you feel define your experience, etc.
I find myself still coming to terms with my own identity, and hearing more from the community might help me put some of the pieces together.
I’m very fortunate I don’t need this but there’s gotta be more fat trans women characters for hundreds of young trans women to latch on to. I love Bridget and all the numerous incredible trans rep we’ve had recently with all my heart but too many girls are latched onto the idea that they gotta be skinny little anime girls to be happy or loved. No u don’t!!!! There are cis women every day who are fat and awesome and gorgeous and look like you and you don’t need to idolize the idea of perfect skinny beauty to be happy or comfortable or a “real” woman!!!!
Every time people talk about putting billionaires to the guillotine I’m thinking “in this scenario where you can execute the richest people on the planet you can clearly do whatever you want, so just take their money”
I personally think it would be way funnier to stick Bezos and Musk and them in bland middle class lives like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, it’s a perfectly good life if you aren’t accustomed to being able to buy entire political parties or go to space or command a herd of creepy little followers who would probably literally kill for you
Want these chumps to suffer? Make them unimportant.
I want billionaires to live a basically comfortable life in a society where no-one, including them, has to worry about food, shelter, healthcare, or transport. I bet that would be miserable for them.
Yup! They would look around and see ordinary people living nice stable lives with their basic needs taken care of, and they would know this was all done with their money but without their input, and they would haaaaaaate it.
Funny how treating everyone equally works such that those who’ve previously suffered find it blissfully rewarding and those who’ve wallowed in stolen privilege find it agonizingly punitive, huh?
One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don’t want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It’s a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.
If the simple act of having boundaries causes you to lose your family and friends then you’ve got shit family and friends who lack any real respect for you.
if you have friends or family that you don’t dare to disobey, then what you actually have is masters. and that is significantly worse than being on your own
The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.
do you have to fail an IQ test to work for doordash
don’t you just have to be overworked and underpaid? or is that a different food delivery service I’m thinking of
i have dealt with a lot of overworked and underpaid people, i’ve BEEN overworked and underpaid people! but, in my experience, ONLY doordashers have, with shocking uniformity, put me through such fucking GAUNTLETS as
delivering my food to the far side of an active construction site and described that as ‘left at your front door’
circled the block twice, called me for directions, parked across the street against my clear instructions to go to the huge colorful landmark, and walked back and forth for multiple minutes talking over me while i tried to explain that i could literally fucking see them 50 feet away if they would TURN. AROUND.
called me and insisted that i come downstairs and take the food from their hands 'for their safety.’ the house they were demanding me to exit was not my house. it was, in fact, the aforementioned construction site, which was still wrapped in tyvek and had no lights on
engaged in a nearly 15 minute conflict about which house was mine despite being REPEATEDLY told Not To Look For A House, It’s The Fucking Mailbox
insisted over and over again they could not find my mailbox, finally said 'there’s no mailbox, just the house number.’ when i said That Is The Fucking Mailbox, You Are Looking At The Mailbox, they asked if i wanted my food left next to the mailbox. on the ground.
just to name a few
(context: my delivery instructions say 'please leave it in the white mailbox.’ there is only one mailbox and it has my house number on it in huge black font.)
i love you so much, trans women who don’t or can’t pass. i love you if your voice is deep and you can’t raise it or don’t want to, if you’re bald/balding, if you have five o clock shadow you can’t get rid of, if your facial hair grows too fast to keep up with, if you have a flat chest or narrow hips or whatever it may be that strangers just can’t seem to get past, i love you. it doesn’t change the fact that you’re a woman. if you can’t, won’t, or feel you’ll never pass, i love you, i love the woman you are, and i love the way you show the world what womanhood can look like. passing is not your rite of passage into womanhood- you have always belonged regardless of whether or not you pass or ever even try to.
Looking at my microscope and saying “fascinating. you should really see this” and when you go to look down the eye piece the microbes on the slide I’m examining are creating a perfect copy of bad apple
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