November 2023

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

willowplantcat:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

system-reset:

Nobody:

Evil doctors: first, harm everyone.

Morally ambiguous doctors: first harm than make them slightly better than they were before they met me

Doctor that is definetly not gomma betray you later: first i will let you bleed while i look for my scaple to not stab you

Chaotically good doctor: You are going to be in a world of pain that is likely not necessary and slightly questionable medical practices but you will be saved perhaps even better than any other doctor could do I know what im doinng

that-disabled-princess:

flightyquinn:

marisatomay:

Got his ass

I would like to insist that all movies aimed at very young audiences be reviewed with the assistance of a child from now on.

Actually, scratch that. All movie reviews, period, should involve the opinions of a member of the target audience.

No reviewing anime adaptations without a weeb present.

No videogame tie-ins without consulting a gamer.

D&D and comic movies must be reviewed under the supervision of a board certified nerd.

Action schlock popcorn flicks require a dudebro present to weigh in.

Movies with disability themes require disabled folks to weigh in.

sabertoothtypewriter:

“It feels wrong to steal a zombie’s clothes”

-Jacksepticeye

“I’m wearing a zombie’s underwear”

-Callmekevin

nabesimart:

Complimenting someone’s content:

Getting complimented back:

:

thewarmvoid:

most people actively hate trans men more than they hate cis men and it’s 100% bc they can project all of the things they project onto cis men onto trans men and punish us for those projections without any consequence or pushback

And a lot of trans men both accept this treatment and encourage other transmascs + men to bc “if you were a good guy / real feminist you would understand that no level of mistreatment you can suffer is the same as how devastating misogyny and patriarchy is for women”

Being a Real Man™️ means accepting you can Never be hurt Like a Woman Can and somehow this is not Toxic Masculinity but instead True Feminism

it’s even worse because a good portion of the transphobia that trans men experience is very deeply rooted in misogyny. but no, we can’t experience misogyny or have our oppression based in it because we don’t ~identify~ as women. as if oppressors care what we identify as. they can and will weaponize our bodies and their perceptions of them in any way they want.

loveisthemostimportantthingever:

small emperor moth

thinkingaboutctommy:

prideprejudce:

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

they Always take the pencil

bigfrood:

After getting over the initial shock and heartbreak of this tweet and this reply, it hit me that (and I don’t know if this is a cultural thing here in the middle east or an Islamic one)

A child has to be named even if they’re stillborn.

For a child to not be named, that means there’s no one left to name them. They were killed along with their entire family.

I hoped I was wrong, but I checked the list of victims of Israeli attacks and found this:


Israel has ended 47 Palestinian bloodlines over the course of this genocide (or perhaps more), so you might think that this little detail isn’t that important, but I don’t think we should get used to cruelty of this proportion, no matter how consistently Israel commits it.

Keep reading

prinxe-with-no-crown:

eurodeal:

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

skyberia:

skyberia:

Girl they sent me a null link..

Man cmon

crit20lesbian:

PLEASE check your children’s candy VERY CAREFULLY this Halloween. i just bit into what i thought was a perfectly good cobblestone Kit Kat and got a nasty surprise

depsidase:

catcrumb:

scarletsaphire:

prismatic-bell:

far–from-h0me:

prismatic-bell:

marblesarelost:

prismatic-bell:

fandomsandfeminism:

I hate. I hate him so fucking much. The audacity of this man to joke about this shit.

Oh *haha* remember that time that 250 people froze to death in their homes while I went on a little beach vacay? Let’s joke about that the *night before Texas has its biggest freeze since*

@instructor144 what’s the opposite of strength and honor? Because that’s literally what this dude’s got going.

Ted Cruz is a worm. He is not a man, and he is certainly not a Texan.

My husband was born in Ohio, raised in Texas, and will tell you he is a Texan by choice. My father-in-law, may he rest in peace, was a Texan. My brother-in-law, who I heartily disagree with on almost everything, I will give him this, he is a Texan. My sisters-in-law are Texans.

Ted Cruz is a bag of flesh that somehow makes air purse through inflated fleshy pustules that fools the people into voting against their own best interests.

Ted Cruz is a dangerous being, don’t get me wrong; let us never forget that he’s ambitious, not for a second let us forget that, but he is not, has never been, and will never be, a true Texan.

He moved to Texas from…Massachusetts? Or Connecticut, I forget which, PURELY for political advancement motives.

May everything he sets his hand to fail; may his plans wither on the vine; may he ever and always be a laughingstock, and his name be forgotten save for use as an insult.

Hey, don’t insult worms that way, they do useful things for the ecosystem and they recycle.

Mm, how about he’s an invasive parasite wet fart of a man?

Heartworm?

I feel that implies he has a heart.

wizardpotions:

:

2spirit-1spoon:

sing-you-fools:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

We NEED to put sex and magic back on the pride flag right now

I’m fed up of people being like yea we need magic but not the sex one, sex positivity is vital to the lgbtq+ community it is not invalidating to asexual people to celebrate gay sex as something that is positive and beautiful and natural. We should be celebrating all the aspects of our community and this can include both asexuals and sex positivity

IMAGINE

PROGRESS AND HISTORY FLAG

There is a genocide happening

OP is a shit starter and community divider. They’re likely a paid disruptor.

thinkingaboutctommy:

prideprejudce:

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

they Always take the pencil

*Strokes the head of each of your lords* (If I can get to their heads...)

drchickensv:

caats:

release-the-hound:

doomspaniels:

release-the-hound:

release-the-hound:

BISCUIT IS GETTING SHAVED IN 2 HOURS

Respectable even cut all around

Save her stupid ear tufts

See Results
A wheaten coloured scottish terrier with excessive fur at the tips of her ears. she is sitting and looking at the camera with large, dark eyes.ALT

WE’RE BACK FROM THE GROOMER’S AND SHE LOOKS SO STUPID. I AM OVERJOYED.

PICTURES! PICTURES! PICTURES!

A wheaten coloured scottish terrier laying down. her fur has been trimmed very short, except for her ears, which are adorned with large tufts of fur at the tips.ALT
the same scottish terrier stretching. the haircut makes her ridiculous proportions evident to the viewer in a comedic way.ALT

Freshly peeled Biscuit posing for all her lovely constituents. She promises to stay true to her platform of prioritizing sillyness above all else.

I know. deep in my heart, i'd beat your ass in smash

petalsbleedingbeak2:

ruimtetijd:

feminist-pussycat:

crazy-brazilian:

this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

this is right up there with

Where is the ladder addition… Unpaywall?

fernsnailz:

she literally loves dragon fruit

official-boob-posts:

shittypostarchive:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

transnephi:

latter-day-saint-nick:

toadprince:

toadprince:

why doesn’t biblical art ever depict the Snake from the tree with legs. God took away legs from Snakes because the Snake in the tree right? So why doesn’t he ever have legs!!!

This is all I am able to find

wuipghpuuhgpaw why does it have a human face why does it have boobs

Boobs? Those are his

Snitties

Cats (2019)

14/09/2019

snitties

panecultus:

adulthoodisokay:

memesnotwelcome:

getinthehandbasket:

orionis-delta:

cryptid-sighting:

gotinterest:

cctinsleybaxter:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

Bread Instagram is INSANE

HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!

@smallshrimphell​

Like what kills me is that this is actually pretty impressive. Working with high hydration dough is difficult on it’s own but at 106%!? And to work it just enough to develop the gluten so it doesn’t collapse while also keeping all the gas is hard. Timing the proof would have also been difficult. Looking at that crust they must have a really good oven set up as well. Hot as hell. Probably done in a preheated dutch oven.

And all in service… of this. The texture of the bread must be terrible. No fluffiness to it, all tough, thin strands of bread. Crust is probably lovely, but a crunchy dark crust is only nice when it covers lovely light, fluffy, soft bread. It’s the contrast of those textures that makes it work. I like an open airy crumb as much as the next bread maker but this is ridiculous.

Sometimes, things that are more work to make… are worse

This is none pizza left beef but homemade bread edition

None bread center crust center air

This isn’t done for eating. This is done to see if you can do it.

This is the food Famine was serving at the Diner in Good Omens.

this thread is perfect

Obviously I have to reblog this. The contrast of the technical and the inedible is just too interesting. Just so long as I don’t have to eat it.

stephendann:

jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

roborabbitart:

headspace-hotel:

liminalstrands:

enki2:

Good news! It gets worse!


I think it’s the galactic orbit thing that really did me in


And yet, the Appalachian Mountains are even older than that.

What broke ME was the Baby Shark video. I miss when it was a stupid meme and not a global brand.

cherubg1rl:

bulkhummus:

bulkhummus:

bulkhummus:

I LOVE BED

I LOVE PILLOW

I LOVE BLANKEY

yb-cringe:

yb-cringe:

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

HOW did this get ANY notes

aquagrunt:

I am in tears

pjackk:

pjackk:

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

axolotine:

Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don’t even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn’t a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

panecultus:

adulthoodisokay:

memesnotwelcome:

getinthehandbasket:

orionis-delta:

cryptid-sighting:

gotinterest:

cctinsleybaxter:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

thegenderal:

Bread Instagram is INSANE

HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!

@smallshrimphell​

Like what kills me is that this is actually pretty impressive. Working with high hydration dough is difficult on it’s own but at 106%!? And to work it just enough to develop the gluten so it doesn’t collapse while also keeping all the gas is hard. Timing the proof would have also been difficult. Looking at that crust they must have a really good oven set up as well. Hot as hell. Probably done in a preheated dutch oven.

And all in service… of this. The texture of the bread must be terrible. No fluffiness to it, all tough, thin strands of bread. Crust is probably lovely, but a crunchy dark crust is only nice when it covers lovely light, fluffy, soft bread. It’s the contrast of those textures that makes it work. I like an open airy crumb as much as the next bread maker but this is ridiculous.

Sometimes, things that are more work to make… are worse

This is none pizza left beef but homemade bread edition

None bread center crust center air

This isn’t done for eating. This is done to see if you can do it.

This is the food Famine was serving at the Diner in Good Omens.

this thread is perfect

Obviously I have to reblog this. The contrast of the technical and the inedible is just too interesting. Just so long as I don’t have to eat it.

infectedwithnyanites:

vague-humanoid:

“War crime is a category which is starting to sound meaningless to us because everything we do qualifies as one” is not the brilliant defense of your actions you think it is

skovenshemmeligheder:

freesmegmafactory:

boag:

This girl sat there taking pics and just let 9/11 happen

Queen

She did that with her mind

transhuman-priestess:

the-dubious-creature:

sentiniel:

captain-price-unofficially:

lolgmalolg-did-nothing-wrong:

ludicolo:

ludicolo:

me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

i was wondering why ppl were rbing this old ass post. happy danny devito day

Missed it last year, won’t miss it again.

lunarlagomorph:

lunarlagomorph:

Why is the wording for this so sick

genuinely what is up with this

lonely-dog-song:

“The mortality rate of caterpillars is staggering. Some experts believe it hovers around 99% for many species. They are nature’s hotdogs and seemingly everyone wants a bite. Birds and other insects are especially voracious predators.”

NATURE’S HOTDOGS

theblackparadeisdead:

theblackparadeisdead:

theblackparadeisdead:

Why are people so stupid I just saw an ig reel of an artist being like “tee hee we weren’t allowed to record at this nude life drawing session but I took a risk!!! Here’s my processes I videoed” you idiot thats such a huge violation of that model’s privacy. They’re not saying you can’t record because they hate you they’re saying that you can’t record to keep the model out of a potentially exploitative environment that’s such a shitty thing to do. They have rules for those sessions for a reason and as an artist you should be trying to make the situation as respectful and comfortable as you can for the model you’re drawing and that includes keeping your fucking camera device in your pocket

Also they put a kind of nsfw song over it and idk how to articulate this but it feels really shitty to take a person who’s literally just doing their job as a figure model and not only record when asked not to but then also portray them in a sexual light for no reason. Like life drawing sessions are not sexy in the slightest and the models are not there to be sexualised and its not right to do that to them. If you can’t abide by the boundaries established in life drawing sessions then you don’t respect the model that you’re drawing and you shouldn’t be there in the first place because it’s a very delicate situation that can go south and hurt people very easily

Idk maybe I’m being overdramatic over this but if did any of that shit my professors would literally have kicked me out of the program

blueengland:

devilishbirds:

devilishbirds:

guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot

guy afraid of horses: HAY?????

I fucked up that was supposed to be grill

I love how if you click on the original post it still says girl

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unskilledpoint:

Why is he so happy if I looked like that I’d literally vacuum the nearest cliff then fucking die.

Hey man we're here for you

pukicho:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn’t have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you’re okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like ‘aww, is this a baptism gift?’ and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we’ve got, you’ll definitely be safe’ and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

proudfreakmetarusonikku:

wizardpotions:

:

2spirit-1spoon:

sing-you-fools:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

We NEED to put sex and magic back on the pride flag right now

I’m fed up of people being like yea we need magic but not the sex one, sex positivity is vital to the lgbtq+ community it is not invalidating to asexual people to celebrate gay sex as something that is positive and beautiful and natural. We should be celebrating all the aspects of our community and this can include both asexuals and sex positivity

IMAGINE

PROGRESS AND HISTORY FLAG

There is a genocide happening

OP is a shit starter and community divider. They’re likely a paid disruptor.

imagine if we could only care about one issue at a time and also we had to be psychic and know the whole future forever and care about the one issue that’ll happen in a year

prismatic-bell:

chimaerakitten:

chimaerakitten:

chimaerakitten:

Reading a book with even vaguely old timey dialogue fucks up my language abilities so bad for days.

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I just responded to an informal email with “unlike the rest my present difficulties, this one was entirely my fault, but at least it’s easily remedied.”

Forcing myself to edit this next email to sound like a 21st century human wrote it instead of sending “please pardon the delay in communication; I was still lacking in suitable images on Sunday. Happily, this last week’s endeavors have yielded better stockphotos of sexy lawyers”

“Dad may yet effect repairs with sufficient application of wood glue and clamps—it’s simply beyond my capabilities”—unsent text to my mom about a broken piece of furniture

OP I want you to know I do this ON PURPOSE


Just give into the whimsy just do it just do it

manishfiend:

yardsards:

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

no more characters who are nonbinary just because their species doesnt have gender. more characters that species dont have gender but still read up on human gender theory and realized they were still not into this shit

alien character who decided to give this gender thing a try and ends up detransitioning back to nonbinary

once i came out as nonbinary to this old lady i was doing volunteer work with and i explained what it was and she was like “oh! you’re like the reverse of this one lady from star trek! her whole species was nonbinary but deep down inside she felt like she was a woman and she decided she wanted to be a woman. and they weren’t happy with that but she was a woman inside and nothing would change her mind.”

You can’t leave these crucial details in the tags

trashgrl666:

viktor-the-leshen: