Funnily enough, this isn’t hedonism at all–insects HATE being covered in pollen. It covers their eyes and sensory hairs, making it difficult to see and smell. Nectar-drinking insects keep evolving long probosces to reach the nectar without having to walk through all that pollen! Even bees, who eat pollen, in some species have pollen baskets to carry the pollen in without getting coated in it.
Of course, this is contrary to the interests of the plant, who wants the insect to carry as much pollen as possible. This leads to a ridiculous evolutionary war of longer flowers and longer probosces, as the plant keeps trying to get the pollinator to walk into the pollen, and the pollinator keeps resisting it.
college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…
me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)
hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago
issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.
hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused
test: start saying “gamers” instead
Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny
me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS
the kittens:
Yes please show us the gamers
here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot
hey we need at least $68 for food for rest the week and hopefully weekend. We literally have nothing after paying grandma all my SSI check this month+ 2 kids +4/5 adults disabled 0 family or irl friends to rely on. I know a it’s near holidays and ppl arent rich and are stressed too. if youre unable to help, dont worry 🌻, but if you are anything or reblogs appreciated if you send hate, u blocked.
Hello Billy. Papa is out of the evil warehouse today. Before you is a set of colored pencils, a book of shapes and numbers, and a coloring book consisting of gruesome depictions of my best traps. You may also watch some television. There is orange juice and leftovers in the fridge which you must finish in 12 hours, or else they will go bad. Love you son
if it had the opportunity, i feel like a cow would walk through a car wash. it would know exactly what to do, it wouldn’t even get scared when the water jets spray
babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..
Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”
I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.
if you’re gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va
people new to tumblr angry about being blocked or writing huge paragraphs about why they chose to block someone like i promise you it’s not that deep i once blocked someone because their blog was obnoxiously orange and i hate the color orange
Unpopular opinion: All games should have the option to enable pausing.
And to save almost everywhere.
Yes even in soulslike games.
I am an adult who has a full time job and responsibilities. I get to play maybe an hour a week. I do not want to lose that hour of progress because devs decided ‘pause’ was not allowed in their game and I had sudden unexpected things come up that meant I had to quit the game without saving/leave it playing and hope enemies wouldn’t respawn.
Also it would massively increase accessability. I have fully working non-injured hands and they still need a break after a tough boss fight. I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be for people with joint pain, arthritis, etc, etc.
reposting bc i messed up the time limit. i woke up in a cold sweat to make this last night so if you disagree w me you’re wrong bc this was a vision from god.
