November 2023

fluffiest-fox-kira:

rapidpunches:

Never be angry or sad.
Have no reaction.
Be nonthreatening.
Be agreeable.ALT
DON'T BE POOR. DON'T HAVE OPINIONS. OR NO ONE WILL BE KIND TO YOU. OR NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU.ALT
ACT RIGHT, ACT NORMAL, OR BE ALONE WITH THE PERSON WHO HATES YOU MOST.ALT

“SURVIVING”

Oh this isnt normal, huh

a-sentient-cup:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

licensehaver:

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

my dad is having an affair

dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory post exonerating him from infedelity

that burrito was fantastic. i’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life

prefrontal-bastard:

“I’m not going to do the thing because I don’t view it as important.” Conscious decision made of your own free will.

“I want to do the thing because I view it as important, but trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would.” ← Executive dysfunction, a physical health problem that doesn’t answer to your own free will.

“Trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would. This must mean I don’t actually want to do the thing and I’m just tricking myself into thinking I do.” ← No, that’s still executive dysfunction, but you’re having brainworms about it.

politijohn:

Source

mathematical-machinery-deactiva:

the-glitter-painter:

the-white-painter:

the-glitter-painter:

the-orange-painter:

the-glitter-painter:

dead-immortal:

the-glitter-painter:

dead-immortal:

dead-immortal:

If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I’ll commit one self care

Here guys, I’m pretty sure that at this point it’s very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I’ll commit one self care

this post has been glitterfied! We can do it guys! gogogo!✨

Well fuck

✨MUAHAHAHAH GET GIMMICK BLOGGED!✨

This post has been oranged!

GET DOUBLE GIMMICK BLOGGED!

✨ sparkly AND orange? we can’t get better than this folks!✨

This post has been whited!

I think it can get better then that actually, with some white!

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@duolingo-unofficial @alphabetcompletionist @gimmickblog-taxonomist @epprbcu @epprbcu-shipping @alphacompcompletionist @alphabetuncompletionist @i-say-ok

tag your gimmick family relatives

clearcutcasualty:

“She asks that you remember her. You won’t.”

gnossienne:

the full article by Arwa Mahdawi

qv:

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

hellsite-yano:

mahoushojoe:

people in the global south: hey isnt it so fucked up how america basically dictates world geopolitics and can directly fund and endorse our murder and displacement no matter who is in charge and how the system fundamentally prevents people from changing that and that americans who feign allyship make no effort to change that?


some annoying fucking white person with hufflepuff in their bio: so you’re telling me you want me to vote for trump right. is that what you want. you want me to vote for the orange man. you’re a russian bot aren’t you

clairescrisis:

you know what? fuck you. *un-michaels your romance*

lohboh:

lohboh:

daaaaaamn forcing a shitty live streaming platform and constantly pissing off your userbase with transphobic moderation practices and condescending statements from staff members didn’t make this site profitable, who knew. weird how nobody wants to buy merchandise from you when you’re ignoring user feedback either? daaaaaamn should’ve done more a/b testing I guess

“600 person years of work went into trying to salvage this site” and how many of those went into making the desktop UI changes that everyone vocally hated. how many of those went into making the mobile experience worse with the stupid lightbox view for images and the video player that’s a pain in the ass to fucking pause.

useful-info-haver:

mythicalwashrag:

cassassinated:

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for “media.mediasource.enabled” and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

“she’s 20 and im 23 so like that would be bordering on pedophilia” what the fuck are tiktokers on about

everyone reblogging this with “well yea they’re like 12 years old ofc they think like this” are rly proving once again that this is the pissing on the poor website

queer-as-city-folk:

polygarnstars:

bewbin:

bewbin:

i think more people would be getting laid if it wasn’t a logistical nightmare

to get high speed railed

@amtrak-official

We should build out a national High-speed rail network, it would significantly improve the lives of millions of Americans while lowering carbon emissions and travel times

brothersskeleton:

radwolf76:

dark-sappho:

yeah.

lesbian-moon-gf:

thottybrucewayne:

Gentrification, U.S. imperialism, what else are yall gonna excuse as a “fault of the system, not people” so you don’t have to think too hard about the role you play in it?

i had to scroll back up cause i thought about it. before, white people would be like “I’M not racist, so does it really exist?” then there was like decades worth of explaining systematic oppression. and now it’s “It’s systematic, so it’s not MY fault.” it’s all about feeling defensive and dodging accountability

feamir:

eternallflowerfloette:

expiredcheese:

#What three hours of sun does to a nation

iceland’s two seasons: hibernation and mania

vampireopossum:

intercal:

I’m so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

the-gnomish-bastard:

graceless-writing:

“fuck you, my child is fine-”

Ma'am, your child is a writer

“Freedom of expression? Not in my house! We bottle up our feelings until the day we die, young man! Get back in the mine!”

prohaloplayer:

pruane2:

londonboy45:

Everybody knows to give the big man some space.

image

relelvance:

We should all text RESIST to a phone number

beesandwasps:

makingdonalddrumpfagain:

Yes. Much better to be dignified and polite while you help Israel commit genocide and authorize record amounts of fossil fuel extraction, like Joe Biden.

puniper:

queer-as-city-folk:

dualitystudios:

archaalen:

@amtrak-official I was unaware that Amtrak was doing tumblr ads

@amtrak-official I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL AD FOR AN AIRLINE FOR A SEC

We don’t have a middle seat though, we respect you and your dignity

808-bantar:

REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING HATE IT WHEN ADULTS DOWNPLAY THERE CHILDRENS PROBLEMS/EMOTIONS

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

yimra-deactivated20250209:

totallyalegitspy:

mr-downer:

bloodredprince:

ottosgota3rdgun:

the-great-kaspy:

yimra-deactivated20250209:

Some of you need to hang out with normal people and just stop overthinking and blast some pop music and have a nice beverage

I refuse to listen to radio music.

All modern pop music is some whore singing about her cunt.

No thanks.

I will listen to literally anything but Pop.
Black fucking Tschiakowsky or Judas Priest, I don’t care, but for the love of God, anything but Pop. Or Rap.
Otherwise I will take anything.
Classic, Rock, Metal, if you insist rap, Electro, Jazz, Swing, fucking russian tribal synth, but not Pop.

asthevermincrawls:

a reddit reply by u/ShinyPinkRoses. text reads: 

"I have to assume YouTube thinks it can make even dedicated adblock users cave. Which is ridiculous, because my response to uBlock's filters being behind wasn't "guess I'll watch ads", it was "guess I'll take a nap." It was a pretty good nap."
ALT

I think this person on reddit summed up the youtube adblocker situation perfectly. my reaction to this is not “oh man guess I’ll watch ads.” its, “well, I guess I’ll just do something more productive with my time.” I highly doubt any adblock user is going to willingly go back to watching ads. so what actually happens is youtube loses a functionally tiny amount of its userbase–because adblockers weren’t even losing them a significant amount of money in the first place(!)–and a bunch of adblock users move on to something else. what a fantastic waste of time and effort

duncebento:

duncebento:

i hope president biden kills himself today

realism at work. no, in fact, i would rather have the dissolution of the united states, a blowjob, and a suit tailored just for me in a lightweight italian wool.

emberglowfox:

”discord is for gaming” “discord is for talking to classmates” discord is for popping open the general chat in a server at 3 in the morning to go “hey guys i just remembered i can recite all of psalm 24 king james version from memory. im gonna type it” and then doing that

arlatius-art:

fast rendering tutorial for when you dont want to put in any effort

slutdge:

narcopathicabuse:

this is the best blog for ignorantly clicking buttons. hitting both/neither all the way down

who-do-i-know-this-man:

“We love pushing buttons” -B. F. Skinner

jame7t:

You could probably eat Mickey Mouse

theowlseye-deactivated20240403:

a grindr conversation edited to be between Kazuhira Miller and Big Boss. 
it reads: 
Kaz: hey you interviewed me yesterday
Big Boss: I did lol 
Kaz: I wanted to follow up and see if I got the job
Big Boss: you're following up though Grindr...
Kaz: I'm trying to show initiativeALT

Daily grind

the-gnomish-bastard:

free-my-mindd:

It will pass again, and again, and again.

Me, looking at the waiter walking with a tray of food while I’ve been sitting and waiting for a burger for the past 45 minutes.

sawheritageposts:

oh my god

plantparenthood:

Progress photos of my costume this year

tamamita:

batcrooks:

a mimic! i love mimics

jklpopcorn:

notahorseindisguise:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

notahorseindisguise:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

notahorseindisguise:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

yurious-george:

i-am-a-fan:

notahorseindisguise:

the “m” in bdsm stands for mouse. and the “s” stands for squeak

Yeah babe. I’m into BSDM (Baby da mouse squeaks)

none of those letters are in the right order

theyre in the right order to me and thats what matters

youre a fake bdsm fan

you didnt even know what the b and d stood for

ITS BIG DAMN SQUEAK MOUSE!!!

no its baby da mouse squeaks. get off my fucking post

THIS IS MY POST!!!

rillabel:

rillabel:

mimic that has a diagetic red clickbait circle with arrows to get you to investigate it.

flowerthingpetal-deactivated202:

reblog if you’re a true faggot

that-disabled-princess:

flightyquinn:

marisatomay:

Got his ass

I would like to insist that all movies aimed at very young audiences be reviewed with the assistance of a child from now on.

Actually, scratch that. All movie reviews, period, should involve the opinions of a member of the target audience.

No reviewing anime adaptations without a weeb present.

No videogame tie-ins without consulting a gamer.

D&D and comic movies must be reviewed under the supervision of a board certified nerd.

Action schlock popcorn flicks require a dudebro present to weigh in.

Movies with disability themes require disabled folks to weigh in.

dontmean2bepoliticalbut:

people are like "We can't just eliminate everyone's debt." Dude last night at 3 AM we decided it would become 2 AM, this is in your head.

- Mass for Shut-ins (Podcast) (@edburmila) November 7, 2021ALT

multitrackdrifting:

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero