November 2023

magical-bear-dubin:

tribeofthedrunkenweasles:

myrfing:

blogging

Why do they sound like peeling tape???

papayajuan2019:

organelle is such a cute name for the tiny things inside cells

limbobilbo:

Nice argument unfortunately I am playing the danse macabre on a violin in the pale moonlight. My hair in a ponytail, dressed in a waistcoat and cravat an unearthly glow emanating from me as I spin in time with the music.

mynaemsophie-deactivated2024030:

drewp1:

drewp1:

themagical1sa:

what kind of oomfie am i?

you can tell me anonymously if you’d like!

I require to know (people can tell me anonymously)

For me most people are gah… but some are a couple others

what is like YAY!!! but gayer

magical-bear-dubin:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

hollovvlove:

tumblr algorithm is drilling mycology into my brain and this newfound interest was not on my 2023 bingo card, but i welcome it

mushrooms are cute

It did the same to me. Now i got mushrooms on the mind

On one hand mushrooms are very awsome biologically speaking, but on the other hand i have an avverse disgust of shroomies.

So my rational brain loves fungi and my irrational brain hates them.

Ah the duality of the smurf

wildhaunt:

cipheramnesia:

toskarin:

toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how’s negotiations going?

it’s really up in the air right now

esthermika:

1hoverman0k:

did this happen

What did she mean by this


flipchild:

܂܂܂Blog every day

blogeng

܂makes you free

—[tumblr]

luigiheritageposts:

official-luigi:

melvinandlugnut:

This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.

Please help me I just want my groceries

Luigi heritage post

the-library-alcove:

charlesoberonn:

Tweet by Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy:

"Just staring at this tweet in disbelief"

Below is a screenshot of the tweet in question by Stripe @Stripey:

"Can you name one instance of a group of Christians attacking and killing people and declaring it to be the mandate of God?"ALT

Do they want that list in alphabetical, chronological, or body count order?

nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix:

arsonforcharlie:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

lostmind3:

porcupine-girl:

jenroses:

lrgcarter:

rhube:

rcmclachlan:

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.

The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.

It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.

Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?

yep.

I think at least part of this is that pop culture has gotten such a longer shelf life over the past 20 years.

You can listen to a Top 40 station now and hear a song from 10 years ago easily, even songs from the 80s or 90s on special occasions (which might just be the Nineties at Noon or whatever every single day).

A Top 40 station in the 80s? Played the current fucking Top 40 and that was it. You were lucky if you heard a song that was one year old, definitely never ten. I was born in 1979 and heard almost no music from before I was born until high school or college. If you wanted to hear anything older than a year, you had to listen to a classic rock (late 60s to 70s) or oldies (50s to early 60s) station. There was nothing earlier than that on the radio.

A restaurant was playing What a Feeling, from 1983. 28 years before my son was born. That’s the equivalent of hearing a song from 1951 in the late 80s, which just did not happen. Even for an oldies station, it was hard to find anything that old.

VCRs were just getting big in the mid-80s, but there was a limited selection of videos you could buy (or even rent) for them. Most video rental stores didn’t bother to stock TV shows, it just wasn’t worth it. (Few shows were even released on VHS.)

So you could generally watch recent movies and “classics” but if you were looking for some random movie from the mid-70s - that’s only ten years previous - you were mostly out of luck. Imagine looking for a movie from 2006 right now, and you can find maybe the top-grossing ones and a few that won Oscars, but Night at the Museum? The Devil Wears Prada? You’re shit outta luck. That’s what it would have been like looking for movies from 1976 in 1989.

So for those of us who grew up in the 80s and early 90s, pop culture had a hard limit of about a decade, if that. By the late 90s, the internet was good enough that music was starting to stretch that, but you still couldn’t really get video through the internet and DVDs were still catching up in terms of what was available. You didn’t really get entire seasons of TV on DVD until the early 00s - the first season of The Simpsons, which aired in 1989, wasn’t released on DVD until 2001.

Anyhow, I think that’s why a lot of older millennials and Gen Xers are having trouble wrapping our heads around the idea that the year 2000 was almost 20 years ago. Because we grew up in a world where if you heard a song regularly, or watched a movie or a TV show that wasn’t late-night reruns, it had probably been released within the past 5 years, and almost definitely within the past 20. Our brains haven’t quite gotten used to hearing a new song followed by a 30-year-old song on the radio and not just being able to find any decade-old movie at will but seeing gifs of decade-old movies almost daily. Our brains think that means those things must still be new.

I have never heard anyone explain it so clearly before. And I LIVED it.

This is just further proof that time doesn’t exist.

radio stations are still doing the “playing the 80s, 90s, and NOW” thing they were doing when i was a teenager, despite the fact that NOW currently extends past 20 years

Also don’t forget that we’ve never really come up with decent names for the decades after the millennium so we often don’t speak specifically of them and thus they collapse into the *post-millennium* timeframe.

the-ordinary-doctor:

|God, why is my stupid fucking post about eating shredded cheese for 0 reason the most popular post ive ever made on this blog for an OC i have but rarely ever use-|

|WHY DID THE COLLECTIVE TUMBLR BRAINCELL GO “oh, post about cheese? REBLOG AND LIKE MM YES I TOO LVOE CHEESE”|

|I DID NOT INTEND FOR THE CHEESE POST TO BECOME THE SOLE REASON WHY THIS SIDEBLOG IS INNATELY ALIVE-|

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

We NEED to put sex and magic back on the pride flag right now

I’m fed up of people being like yea we need magic but not the sex one, sex positivity is vital to the lgbtq+ community it is not invalidating to asexual people to celebrate gay sex as something that is positive and beautiful and natural. We should be celebrating all the aspects of our community and this can include both asexuals and sex positivity

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the-gnomish-bastard:

catgirlcommunism:

femmenietzsche:

Imagine if you survived taking a railroad spike to the brain but you didn’t get any personality changes out of it but everyone was constantly assuming that you did and it made you notably more irritable than you used to be

Maybe the real brain damage… was society

Maybe the real brain damage… was the friends we made along the way.

along the RAILway…?

glavilio:

glavilio:

does anyone else see infinite cascading beauty in the pattern embossed on the surface of the store brand chocolate and cream cookie

jozdreaming:

radicallyaligned:

lilcowgirl7:

I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back

working out your brain is a must!!

• hydrate it by drinking lots of water

• eat dark chocolate and blueberries and walnuts and salmon and other foods high in antioxidants!!

• play little brain games on your phone; I like wordconenct! anything that makes you think!

• read books. It’s simple but necessary. Even better - join a book club, or read with a friend, so you can have discussions after. This will improve your reading comprehension.

• do puzzles - it doesnt have to be sudoku, I love playing Beat Saber on the Oculus Rift because it makes my brain have to match colorful patterns to physical movements very quickly!

• learn a new dance - even a tik tok trendy dance. Learning new dance moves are proven to strengthen synapses!!

• go bird watching, or foraging, or anything outdoors that requires you to explore pattern recognition and visual searching

• watch a movie with the intent of analysis - this is best done with a cinephile friend!! talk about tropes and symbolism and character growth

• cross stitch, or sew, or do anything that requires matching nimble hand movements to patterns

• play or learn an instrument!

• develop a consistent sleep schedule (or as close to consistent as you can get!)

• when eating, try to identify the ingredients and flavors you’re perceiving!

I hope this helps :)

I like how this went from me feeling like “hm why is this attacking me 🤨” at first, but feeling grateful seeing an added guide on a genuine expansion on a “ how to” work out the brain. This genuinely helps a bunch. People find solace in doing activities that get them through life by doing said activities of phone/tv or if that’s all they’ve ever known in their life to get them through things + etc tho. However, this was very impt to point out. Slowly beginning incorporating things to work the brain in ones own time.

pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

latenightgasstationwalk:

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

somitomi:

sufficientlylargen:

l0stvegas:

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you’re back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun’s cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

radiofreederry:

There's obviously a lot of talk about Tumblr being shut down, which does not appear to be happening, but do you think the re-organization will be enough to keep Tumblr running indefinitely? Or is this maybe the start of an eventual shut down of Tumblr?

gayweedanimal:

photomatt:

What’s super clear is our previous approach wasn’t working. It didn’t turn around the business to make enough money to support the investment of infrastructure and staff needed to run Tumblr, and a lot of users were unhappy with some of the changes we tried. There have been a few staff changes within the team, but basically what we’re saying is starting January 1, 2024 we’ll try a different structure with smaller, more focused teams working on the core parts of Tumblr that people say they want improved. We’ll sunset or rollback some things we tried that didn’t work.

I’m advocating for this change because I think it has a good chance at success. I don’t do anything hoping to fail. There are lots of examples of products with hundreds of millions more MAUs and smaller teams than Tumblr currently has, and there are amazing examples like OpenAI and Telegram running circles around much bigger players with small teams. That’s what we hope to replicate.

The good news is as well, since people leaving Tumblr aren’t being laid off, they’re just switching to other teams within Automattic, if something doesn’t work or breaks we can always pull them back in to work on it.

nice to hear people aren’t being laid off, and if i’m reading between the lines correctly we may finally be rid of tumblr live and other useless cruft

dicklessswonder:

she borderline on my personality till i disorder

retrogamingblog2:

fluttershyweed757:

Enchantment tier list

derinthescarletpescatarian:

feathery-dickmuffins-deactivate:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I think people get mixed up a lot about what is fun and what is rewarding. These are two very different kinds of pleasure. You need to be able to tell them apart because if you don’t have a balanced diet of both then it will fuck you up, and I mean that in a “known cause of persistent clinical depression” kind of way.

When people say they enjoy things, they usually mean one of two things. The first is that these things are fun; that is, they satisfy immediate emotional needs or desires for pleasure. Candy Crush is fun, for people who are into that sort of thing; waterslides are fun, watching TV is fun. Fun, in the way I’m defining it for this post, is the party food of pleasure; immediately and usually temporarily satisfying, and after that, mostly satisfying only as a happy memory (although some of these activities, like watching a TV show, can generate further opportunities for pleasure down the line like daydreaming, discussion, and making fanart). Like party food, this kind of fun is a good thing to have, and someone who doesn’t get enough of it is at high risk of stress-related health concerns. Also burnout. A lack of fun is a major contributor to burnout.

The second kind of pleasure that most people talk about is rewarding activity. The lack of rewarding activity in one’s life is a major contributor to depression. It creates a sense of purposelessness and worthlessness and generates a low attention span, sapping the ability to feel long-term motivation or pleasure. People usually try to pick themselves up with the first kind of fun, which is a band-aid but not a very sticky one; the lack of rewarding activity grows and festers over time. Rewarding pleasure involves working on something long-term that feels worthwhile. There are usually also spots of fun (or you wouldn’t have gotten into the activity enough for it to become rewarding), but there also tends to be long slogs that aren’t that fun. Nevertheless, when people report on doing said activity, they will speak about it with great enjoyment and remember it being enjoyable and claim they like it. (I like being a writer. Writing can sometimes be boring as shit.) (Look into Csíkszentmihályi’s work on experience sampling and flow states for more info on this, it is FASCINATING.)

In Reality is Broken, Jane McGonigal sums up what she thinks are the most important contributing factors to rewarding activity. These are not the only factors, but I agree that they’re a good baseline of the critical ones. I’m going to paraphrase them using different language. The four big contributors are:

Satisfying work. This is the vaguest one because different people find different things satisfying. Basically, the task itself should feel productive, and you should not feel bad about doing it to the point where it causes you distress. Satisfying work involves clear goals with actionable steps and a clear product, preferably something that you can see, touch or use. A clean house, a new high score, a freshly built table, a happy child.

Mastery. Rewarding pleasure is often something that you can get better at. There are things to learn, practice, improve. Improving your ability to solve tricky code problems, getting better at painting landscapes, figuring out fun new strategies in Magic: The Gathering, being able to build computers better or faster or cheaper. Mastery does not require becoming the best at something (although some people enjoy that specifically also), merely seeing progress in yourself and being able to take pride int he fact that you are better than you were.

Social connection. Rewarding pleasure often involves social or community connection. A long-term social group that discusses fan theories of their favourite show. Your weekly tabletop rpg. Teaching a room full of kids who to make leather belts. Working at a small bookshop and making small talk with all the tourists. Some people find social activity to be fun in the ‘immediate pleasure’ kind of way, some don’t, but it is a critical factor in mental health and in the long-term… rewardingness (?)… of a hobby. Animals can also partially fill this niche, but be warned, they are far, far less effective than people. Your cat might be able to stop you from committing suicide today. You cat alone will not make your life satisfying.

Contribution. Humans are community animals and have a need to be something larger than ourselves or, more specifically to be of service to something larger than ourselves. Looking after kids, cooking big meals for others, creating art or physical products for others. Teaching the next generation how to read. Serving your God. Saving a species of small fish from extinction. Volunteering at your local charity shop or soup kitchen. Being a member of a crowd to reach the Guinness World Record for “most people fit into a storage crate”. Making useful tutorial videos, being an entertainer, joining your local queer support group or political organisation. Humans fucking love to be part of something bigger than their own brain and they fucking love to help people.

The world is full of rewarding activities, and not all of them rate high in all four categories. The woman working in the charity shop warehouse and chatting with her coworkers isn’t necessarily all that interested in mastery of her job (although I’ve worked in these places and some people do take pride in learning to be as efficient as possible), the musical hermit training to become the best violinist in the world might not be all that interested in social connection or how the audience actually feels about him. You might have noticed that I’ve listed hobbies, jobs, and non-employed but important life work (volunteering and childrearing) as possible rewarding activities; you can find rewarding activities everywhere. (In fact the lack of rewarding pleasure in our work lives is a very serious problem that companies keep trying to condescendingly band-aid over. The late David Graeber had a lot to say about this and I highly recommend his work, particularly Bullshit Jobs, which is a book specifically discussing the lack of above points 1 and 4 (satisfying work and sense of contribution) in so many modern workplaces and its distressing psychological ramifications). Rewarding activities are not 'fun’ all the time; in fact, Csíkszentmihályi’s work found that many of them are quite unfun most of the time. They do, however, create long term pleasure, and are emotionally and psychologically critical.

One final point: research shows that computer stuff counts less. This isn’t a 'hurr durr edison was a witch get off your damn computers and get a real job’ point; plenty of people do most of their rewarding activity on computers, because the supply cost is so low (most of us already own some kind of computer) and it’s so much easier to find an existing community. But it does, psychologically speaking, count less; your brain isn’t very good at seeing computers stuff as as 'real’, on a primitive sensory level, as things you can touch with your hands or people that are right in front of you. Your massive community of fellow fans on the internet are less effective at filling your social needs than the crochet club at your local library, even if you like the people on the internet much more. It doesn’t have to be everything, but ideally you should have at least one physical meatspace social club and at least one physical meatspace hobby, craft, or volunteer job. (They can be the same thing. You can volunteer at a soup kitchen for both.) They don’t have to be the most important thing – I care way more about my writing (electronic) than my crochet (meatspace) and I do the writing a lot more – but the meatspace thing should exist, if you can manage it.

#makes sense; however - how do i get it to NOT cause me distres?#because you see the problem with any rewarding activity is that you can fail at it. and if i can fail at it; doing it causes me immense#distress.#like. what if i play a tune wrong? what if i make a wrong line? what if i write an awful paragraph? what if i give the wrong advice?#what if i organise an event badly? what if i cook something and its horrible?#these things all have a fail state. and if you reach the fail state; everyone hates you forever.#it doesn’t matter if you’ve succeeded before. it doesn’t matter if you remedy your mistake. you are your mistakes.#if you draw a line wrong everyone sees and everyone knows that you are a fraud and an imposter and you are no longer#considered 'the one who can draw.’#and if you make a mistake when it comes to organisation or advice the consequences are catastrophic#you have to be absolutely infallible when it comes to those. any kind of mistake will result in the misery of other people.#so obviously you have to feel nothing but distress the whole way through

I’m pretty alexythymic so I don’t know if this’ll work for everyone but I personally found it was possible to just decide not to give a fuck what other people think. If they don’t like the art they can look at someone else’s art. Plenty of art out there.

I might be off-base here but I find this kind of distress is quite common in people who view their work not as a craft but as a validation of themselves. I think you might be taking your own art too personally. Your art skills say zero things about you, good or bad, and nobody gives a fuck. Nobody is scrutinising your art to see if you’re a fraud or an impostor because that matters to exactly zero people who aren’t you. They either like the art or they don’t and their interest usually stops about there. On the whole they’ll neither admire nor hate you, they’re not judging your Worth As A Human As Depicted In The Shading On This Cat Picture, they’re thinking about what they’re going to get for lunch. It’s honestly not that big a deal. I make bad art all the time, I think everyone should make absolute trash fail art. It’s good for you and it’s good for the world.

Well you see the problem is that if I make a mistake, then I’ll forever be perceived as “bad at art” and if that happens, then people will hate me, because I’m not really a person as much as I am the things I contribute. And it isn’t just about art. It’s like you have to be the best at everything you do, because a mistake is indicative of your morality. “Good people don’t make mistakes.” “If you were a good person you’d succeed on the first try.” Etc etc. You cannot afford failure, or even a trip. Because as soon as you trip, everyone you know will be there, laughing, and they’ll leave forever. If you are perceived as decent at something, you have to be perfect at it forever. Because everyone’s constantly watching and itching for you to trip and fall. And they don’t care that you can pick yourself up. They only care that they can say that they saw you trip.

I can’t afford to fuck up a single line the way I can’t afford to sew something wrong the way I can’t afford to choose my words poorly the way I can’t afford to bake bad cookies the way I can’t afford to come up with a boring programme the way I can’t afford to say the wrong thing in the youth shelter. It’s all the same song, the same show that HAS to be performed perfectly with no errors forever, because failure to do so either leads to everyone hating me or to me causing harm. No mistake, even one that doesn’t matter and that can be quickly fixed, can ever be made, because it isn’t the results for people, no, it’s just about if they can say that they know you’ve made a mistake. Because if you have, then you are bad in their eyes. You’re just a useless and talentless hack with nothing to show. And of course if you’re that, then they don’t want to associate with you. So you just have to be perfect forever and that sucks.

Yeah literally none of that is true. Either your brain is lying to you or some arsehole in your life is. Possibly both. Find the person in your life you like and value who never made something bad or mediocre. They don’t exist. They made garbage and fucked shit up. Do you hate them now?

d0nutd0g:

Sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff

lillaology:

egberts:

raylaxy:

egberts:

i went into a gamestop from another reality today

What happened?

so, i only went in to get the shiny silvally code. should’ve taken like a minute or two at most but i was in there for upwards of ten. it was deeply unsettling right off the bat when i walked in because it was quiet. like really quiet. the tv that plays the gaming news and the speaker that plays the ads weren’t running. the cashier says hello and i get in line to wait. it is dead silent. nobody in the store is making any noise except for the cashier, who is typing. she’s helping a little boy sell 12 PS4 games. the boys mom is walking back and forth behind him sipping her gas station brand cup of coffee. literally just walking back and forth from one end of the store to the other. all the while the entire store is silent, the kid is silent, the mom is silent… all 5 of the other full grown adults in this store are silent. and i’m the only one in line behind this kid, these other adults throughout the store are like standing in one space just staring and being quiet. they weren’t browsing, they weren’t talking. nobody was making any noise. i wasn’t making any noise. i was standing there thinking about how eerily silent it was in this gamestop and wondering what the hell was going on - hyper aware of every move i made because i didn’t want to make a noise and break the silence. this carried on for literally 10 minutes before another cashier came in through the front door and loudly exclaimed “i can’t leave you alone for five minutes.” he called me to the counter and asked me what i needed help with. it was like immediately the ambient noises of gamestop all returned at once and i stepped forward to get my code.

my favorite part of this is the implication that not only was the first cashier somehow responsible for the eerie silence to begin with but also that this has certainly happened before

wumbreon:

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I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

only-tiktoks:

pigswithwings:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

freemahjongonline:

he fucking killed the other guy

rare post where every single comment is funny

crying crying crying

gloriousvermin:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

to any teenagers reading this i just wanna say that you’re right. homework is bullshit, not accepting late work is bullshit, tardies are bullshit, having to ask to use the goddamn bathroom is bullshit. any adult who tells you differently is either lying or doesnt remember how much it sucked

you know what im actually just gonna block anyone who whines in the tags about how it’s actually totally reasonable to tell kids they aren’t allowed to take a piss

I think often teens see things that are bullshit and get upset and a lot of times nothing happens

cryptotheism:

gunsandfireandshit:

sexhaver:

how fucking funny would it be if the new tumblr monetization strategy of “employ the bare minimum amount of staff to keep the lights on and never update anything” actually ends up being the secret sauce that makes this site finally turn a profit after three different CEOs over a decade and a half drove themselves insane trying

I’ve been thinking the same, how much you wanna bet their whole budget has been going into dipshit techbro “idea guy” types who fundamentally don’t understand the entire appeal of the site, all of the updates for the past forever sure seem like that’s the case

Straight up. A lot of the stories from the Yahoo days paint pictures of a small dedicated team of former Tumblr users maintaining the site, while a bloated staff runs interference from a management that wants Tumblr to be “The New PDF”

yeehawpim:

Panel 1: Two kids wearing backpacks hugging in a dark hallway slightly to the left of a door. They cast a slight shadow in a long rectangular square of light on the ground.
Panel 2: The rectangular square of light on the ground is cast from a similarly shaped window above the doorknob of the door. The kid on the left waves goodbye as the kid on the right starts to walk further down the hallway.ALT
Panel 3: The kid continues to walk down the dark hallway. There's 2 iterations of them as they progress in the empty darkness.ALT
Panel 3 continued: 3rd iteration of the kid walking down the hallway, they approach a long strip of rectangular light on the floor.
Panel 4: The strip of light on the ground morphs into the light streaming through an open doorway like the one the kid on the right left the kid on the left with. The kid on the right is pushing the door open and walking inside. Their long shadow stretches behind them into the hallway.ALT
Panel 5: The kid sits down at a desk with their backpack hung up on the back of their chair. They are surrounded by the silhouettes about the same size as them all facing the front of the classroom. There is the vague outline of a small set of stairs and the legs of a giant silhouette in the front.
Panel 6: The kid is at their desk, peeling the top piece of a sticky note pad off.ALT
Panel 7: A slightly zoomed out view of the kid at their desk still, one hand over their face and one hand on the sticky note pad on their desk.
Panel 8: Zoomed out further and the kid blends in with all the other silhouettes at their desks. Their hands are folded in front of them on the desk revealing that they put a sticky note with a stoic expression drawn on. Every other silhouette has a similar square piece of paper stuck on their face with the same expression.ALT
Panel 9: A giant silhouette looms over the small ones, reaching a long arm and pointing at one of the silhouettes. They say, "WHAT IS ICE" in large lettering.
Panel 10: One of the silhouettes in the next row over from the kid says, "Drug."
The kid is sitting at their desk with a hand on their desk, not moving and facing forward.
Panel 11: The kid continues to sit without moving. The teacher from somewhere off the page says, "WHAT IS HELP" in large lettering. Someone in front of the kid but unseen says, "Magenta."ALT
Panel 12: The kid continues to sit at their desk, unmoving. The big silhouette says from off page, "WHAT IS GIRL" in large print.
Panel 13: The kid responds, "Winter." The silhouette says from somewhere off page, "WHAT IS ANGER" in large print.
Panel 14: The kid continues to sit at their desk without moving. Someone from behind them who isn't pictured says, "Photosynthesis."
Page begins to fade into black.
Panel 15: The big silhouette says from off page, "WHAT IS DIRT."
The page fades to completely black.ALT
Panel 16: The kid exits the room through the door into the dark hallway. They are slightly slumped and pushing on the door. They cast a long shadow that extends off the page.
Panel 17: The door is closed and the kid is standing in the dark hallway. They reach up for the piece of paper on their face tiredly.ALT
Panel 18: The kid tosses the sticky note to the ground. Their face is still underneath and they stand slumped.
Panel 19: Kid continues to stand in front of the door in the dark hallway, slumped and staring down at the piece of paper.ALT
Panel 20: Someone from off the left side of the page says, "!!!"
The kid standing in front of the door turns their head towards the sound.
Panel 21: A kid wearing a backpack runs in from the left. The kid on the right takes one step to face them.ALT
Panel 22: The kid on the left jumps and hugs the kid on the right, who's slightly knocked backwards by the force. Their eyes stare like they're surprised.
Panel 23: The two kids stand hugging in the darkness.ALT
Panel 24: A closer view of the kid on the right's face as they stand their hugging the kid on the right. They're still staring.
Panel 25: The kid on the right closes their eyes and smiles.ALT
Panel 26: The kids walk out a set of large double doors with push bars that are way too big for them. They're holding hands. It's light outside and the two kids cast shadows behind them as they exit. The kid on the right's shadow extends much longer before it fades into white.
Panel 27: A closer zoom of two hands holding each other.ALT
Panel 28: A larger panel of the two hands holding each other. An imprint of the words "I love you" can be seen on the hand on the left in mirror image along the palm.
A watermark reading, "@yeehawpim" is in the bottom right corner of the page.ALT

school pt 2

pt 1

wildbatz:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

to any teenagers reading this i just wanna say that you’re right. homework is bullshit, not accepting late work is bullshit, tardies are bullshit, having to ask to use the goddamn bathroom is bullshit. any adult who tells you differently is either lying or doesnt remember how much it sucked

you know what im actually just gonna block anyone who whines in the tags about how it’s actually totally reasonable to tell kids they aren’t allowed to take a piss

one time i had this biology teacher who wouldn’t let me go to the toilet… while he was teaching a lesson about how the bladder works and why it’s beneficial to our bodies for us to pee 🤦‍♂️

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

to any teenagers reading this i just wanna say that you’re right. homework is bullshit, not accepting late work is bullshit, tardies are bullshit, having to ask to use the goddamn bathroom is bullshit. any adult who tells you differently is either lying or doesnt remember how much it sucked

you know what im actually just gonna block anyone who whines in the tags about how it’s actually totally reasonable to tell kids they aren’t allowed to take a piss

ashenprincx:

“For 60 years, doctors and researchers have known two things that could have improved, or even saved, millions of lives. The first is that diets do not work. Not just paleo or Atkins or Weight Watchers or Goop, but all diets. Since 1959, research has shown that 95 to 98 percent of attempts to lose weight fail and that two-thirds of dieters gain back more than they lost. The reasons are biological and irreversible. As early as 1969, research showed that losing just 3 percent of your body weight resulted in a 17 percent slowdown in your metabolism—a body-wide starvation response that blasts you with hunger hormones and drops your internal temperature until you rise back to your highest weight. Keeping weight off means fighting your body’s energy-regulation system and battling hunger all day, every day, for the rest of your life.

The second big lesson the medical establishment has learned and rejected over and over again is that weight and health are not perfect synonyms. Yes, nearly every population-level study finds that fat people have worse cardiovascular health than thin people. But individuals are not averages: Studies have found that anywhere from one-third to three-quarters of people classified as obese are metabolically healthy. They show no signs of elevated blood pressure, insulin resistance or high cholesterol. Meanwhile, about a quarter of non-overweight people are what epidemiologists call “the lean unhealthy.” A 2016 study that followed participants for an average of 19 years found that unfit skinny people were twice as likely to get diabetes as fit fat people.”

A surprising article to find on the Huffington post. I think, especially towards the end, there’s still a saturation of healthism and diet talk (just of the “clean eating” variety), but the information about weight discrimination is absolutely on point, especially within the medical field ignoring decades of research.

Not only do we know that weight loss isn’t sustainable or possible, we also know that weight discrimination kills, in a myriad of ways. If you actually care about “health” then start unlearning your weight bias NOW and realize that fat people are just people who are a different shape.

And this article doesn’t even touch on “the obesity paradox”(the fact that fat people survive heart attacks and injuries BETTER THAN thin people) or the fact that dieting, especially “yo-yo dieting,” is a better predictor for heart disease than weight, and that many of the fat people who have cardiovascular diseases have a long history of dieting that (understandably) didn’t work.

encouraged to rb but fatphobes will just be blocked.

tactfulsaboteur:

me about all my beloved mutuals after tumblr dies because i refused to message them even one single time over five entire years of reblogging funny pictures from eachother

siley-the-wizard:

honeydewcorporation:

Some Things I Did Not Realize Until Later In Life

  • When it is sunny and miserably hot (>65F) outside and someone tells you to “enjoy the beautiful weather,” they’re not being ironic and genuinely think it is pleasant weather.
  • The default amount of pain most people are in is literally 0, not figuratively.
  • Most people feel a compulsory urge to breed with their preferred variety of people. Sex isn’t supposed to be some kind of trial you endure to prove you love someone, and it’s ok if you don’t want any.
  • Polyamory doesn’t have to be [people A-N in a relationship with each other at the same time] it can be (and is much more logistically feasible as [person A in a relationship with every person B-N individually]
  • If you think something is wrong with your body, follow that hunch as far as it will go. Your body doesn’t just hand out warning signs for fun, those serve a purpose. Sometimes your body spamming you with warning signs for no reason is the problem in and of itself, and you should see a neurologist.
  • The golden rule is usually pretty good, but it can get you in hot water if you’re autistic and trying to help someone. (I don’t have a fix for this, just try to make sure people know your intentions before you speak to them.)
  • You don’t need a “type”
  • You don’t need a label.
  • You deserve accommodations for any disability you have, even if “it’s minor” and you can live without them.
  • People tend to want to help each other out. Often you do not need to make it worth someone’s time to ask for help, and they would prefer spending time to help you over spending time watching you flounder around without help.
  • It’s ok to stop talking to people you don’t vibe with, just be nice about it.
  • If you know someone who has a condition triggered by someone doing something they can’t control such as Misophonia (when certain sounds send them into a panicky rage) triggered by a family member’s eating noises: Neither of them are at fault, and it’s ok to for either to ask the other to leave.
  • Equality is great in an ideal world but we live in a horrible bastard world where equity (certain marginalized groups receiving the aid they need before and in larger volume than advantaged groups) makes more sense.
  • Capitalism will always be at odds with general prosperity.
  • People give each other gifts because they like them. You should not feel obligated to give someone a thank you gift or feel guilty or indebted in any way. They would not like that.
  • Visualizing things from other people’s perspective if you have low or no empathy is made easier by picturing it’s you in their situation. A reminder that the world is complex and all those other people living in it are like you sort of.

Sorry this turned more into life advice! Hope it helps at all!

This is a very important post, I’m rebloging and tagging my friends

@magical-bear-dubin @verylegalwizard @detectivewizzard @wizardothesea @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @birdwizardofficial @elemer-the-necromancer @good-wizard @anti-wizard-council @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @the-gnomish-bastard

fandoms-spamdom:

Help when did he get here (fictional man in my mind)

will80sbyers:

If Tumblr goes down here’s my home address

gayfeatherfiend:

glozirina:

Please be aware though, re-posting art work without credit to the artist is NOT anarchist, anti-capitalist, or in any way punk.

I searched Google for “firing all the billionaires into the sun comic”, found the image —> used it to search for a nicer one and lo and behold found a link to their own Twitter. This took about 5 minutes. Slower than a 5 second reblog but still fast - and also much more important.

The creator is First Dog on The Moon and what makes this version^ so much worse to spread around is that the original HAD the author’s handle on it but it was cropped out.

Anyway. If anyone would like to follow the artist here’s their Twitter.

If you reblogged the uncredited version I recommend taking 5 seconds to edit your post with their link and handle. It helps artists IMMENSELY.

Stay punk.

what-eats-owls:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

0ryza13:

debbipete:

!???

I’m not sure what I expected, but seeing people with those toy horses that are just a horse head on a stick so you can “ride” it doing actual horse show routines, including jumps of a height that actual horses would probably think twice about, was NOT it.

Some of those jumps should be fucking impossible what the fuck

I need the Bob’s Burgers episode of this post fücking haste

nick-nonya:

vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20:

lesslaivyy:

Conclusion: Jellyfishes have befriended God

charlottan:

staying up all night playing Snipping Tool

fishtrouts:

Happy Halloween to all the little wyrmlings!! I’m in university now so there’s been a loooong wait for the next comic, but here it is!

Patreon | Redbubble | Webtoon

nnugatoryextravagance:

blankfairy27-deactivated2023080:

crtter:

Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

crtter:

I personally wouldn’t worry very much about Tumblr shutting down because I’ve been playing Neopets since 2005 and in a lot of ways it’s story mirrors Tumblr’s pretty much to a T: it was sold by its creators to Viacom for 160 million, then Viacom sold it to JumpStart, JumpStart was acquired by NetDragon and then, finally, it was sold to an independent company via management buyout of NetDragon of for a whooping 4 million. It’s a relic of a different time full of spaghetti code that has been chronically unprofitable ever since its original owners sold it. This brings me to two points:

1. Neopets was ran by a skeleton crew from its acquisition by JumpStart in 2014 to literally five months ago when it was acquired by the independent company. This time period was, for the lack of a better description, pretty annoying. Some features shut down, the updates slowed down to a crawl, very few new features were announced and when something broke it took ages for it to get fixed. There was a time the Neoboards filters stopped working and people said shit and fuck on it for a full day. It had a grand total of TWO programmers working on it last time I’ve heard about it. And with that being said! It was still overall usable and had a small but pretty active player base that had been playing since they were kids, like me. My point is, until someone shuts a website’s servers down for good, it’ll will still be there and there will still be people using it.

2. As I said earlier, Neopets was recently bought again (and is getting a lot of quality of life improvements!) and there is a reason websites like Neopets and Tumblr never actually get shut down and always have some sucker trying to buy it and make it stop being a money sucking machine: brand recognition. Every kid who was alive in the 00s played Neopets. There’s literally a new fashion trend called “Tumblr girl”. Nostalgia sells and sells well nowadays and as long as people look at something and go “Oh, I used to have so much fun in this website!” there’ll be someone with a few millions in their pocket who’ll think they’ll be able make a quick buck out of that. Which they won’t, but they won’t learn.

So, to sum it up. Updates on Tumblr will slow down, and some stuff will break and take a good while to get fixed. Maybe we’ll see some unusually racy ads or have some minor security scares. This might last for years, until someone buys it and fruitlessly tries to revitalize it again! But Tumblr itself isn’t going anywhere and will still work decently well until then, unless someone trips over the server’s power cord.

thetoxiczombie:

This panic happens like every few months.