November 2023

worldheritagepostorganization:

wahbegan:

j-sillabub:

kosciuszkovevo:

closecaptionvevo:

interstellar-space-cadet:

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking

The twist is that even after the pair is caught, they are not inducted into the military. The Army investigators assigned to watch them are themselves gay and are trying to keep straight people out of the Army.

EDFIAWFOWEFUHSFUIHOFIUHFOIFUHFOIUH

World Heritage Post

schrodingers-anarchist:

insomaniackills:

beardedmrbean:

Man, that site keeps the Incinerator Button GIF in business.

lily-orchard:

albertserra:

sleepyowlet:

albertserra:

albertserra:

games having fascist or orientalist or conservative themes in the narrative is honestly worse than movies or tv imo because its asking you to actively take part in it, to identify with it without question because ‘its just a game’. and the game in question is a survival horror where youre a civilized white person stranded in some forest or jungle and the cannibalistic ~natives~ are out to savagely murder you so you must make improvised weapons to mow them down en masse because you are playing as that protagonist and its just what you do to win the game

and then you wonder why the 'gamer’ community is so vocally misogynistic, racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc

It’s the other way around. Because the “gamer” community is vocally misogynist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. (popular) games are Like That. You don’t get turned racist by a racist game just like you aren’t turned gay by a game where your male PC kisses a guy. But you sure buy racist games if you’re already racist!

You’re underestimating the effects that military propaganda games where you’re an American soldier killing waves of generic brown terrorists can have on desensitizing generations of impressionable kids in middle school to state violence and the justifications of imperialism and war. Bringing up some made up scenario of a game turning someone gay is a completely false equivalence because being gay isn’t an ideology that someone can be indoctrinated into by propaganda . Be serious. A 12 year old isn’t born racist, they’re conditioned into it and popular video games can be a big part of that conditioning that only reinforces itself as they grow older and keep playing these types of games

We all understand the concept of propaganda until someone suggests video games can be it

amateurletariat:

public-trans-it-deactivated2024:

I’ve ranted about this before, but Pokémon Picross had the best monetization model of any game I have ever seen in my life.

For those unfamiliar, it was a puzzle game. You get about 5 or so puzzles per ‘stage’, have a limited amount of energy to spend on each puzzle per day, and have to pay a freemium currency to advance to the next stage.

The cash shop offers the freemium currency you can buy to advance to further stages (obtainable for free by doing free daily puzzles), as well as energy refills for doing the puzzles (recharges for free over time). Also some pricier options like a 'Mega Stylus’ that gives you access to a few more, higher tier puzzles to solve.

Playing the game for free takes something like half a year to complete. It’s a nice little side distraction you can spend about half an hour on each day.

If you spent money, you could finish the full thing in an afternoon or two.

How much money would that cost you?

… $20. Because the game keeps a lifetime total of how much you have spent on it, and the second that total hits $20, it locks you out of being able to spend money anymore, and everything in the shop becomes free forever.

This is literally the BEST most user friendly monetization option I have seen for any game. I desperately wish other games did this!

elamimax:

lucy-x-5billion:

elamimax:

Kingin respects boymode transfem peter parker’s gender identity

perfect addition, no notes

catboybiologist:

deathdefied:

balis77:

Fun fact: Samus’ zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she’s been spliced with so many species’ DNA you really don’t want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.

a screenshot of tags which read "yes I do! outta my way gay boy!"ALT

“but you don’t understand, its scarred and scaley and has pin feathers and burns and veins and is a patchwork of different colors and why are you drooling”

johnvenus:

Super Antics by Kerry Callen (link to FB):


enbysean:

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

lukadjo:

Why disable the reblogs??

abalidoth:

powerburial:

*trying to impress a girl* yeah i actually invented saying weird stuff on the computer

ada lovelace at the dyke bar in 1843

myspacepoet:

mutual 1: just saw a crack in the sidewalk. this too is gerard.

mutual 2: (43 reblogs of bird pictures)

mutual 3: guys check out this cool rock i found

mutual 4: (blocked tag)

mutual 5: i need butch girl pussy or ill kill myself right now

mutual 6: (niche indie horror game character) shes so wife

mutual 7 (deactivated): bye guys its been real but i just got a job

mutual 8: (another blocked tag)

mutual 9: early to mid cambrian era sea life give it up for early to mid cambrian era sea life

mutual 10: i think god is truing to speak to me

mutual 11: (screenshot of a piece of media ive never seen) WE ARE SO BACK.

mutual 12: (17 reblogs of random poetry excerpts)

mutual 7 (remade): they found the porn.

a-sentient-cup:

official-boob-posts:

strongbowdarkfruit:

call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs

official boob post

@official-megumin

kavohh707:

Crow portrait

sodasona:

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

lavenderlemniscate:

redstonedust:

my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

vaspider:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

LOL

It’s actually more sinister than that, sadly.

(Sorry, I’m not alt-texting this shit. If someone else wants to, that would be great.)

Prominent asshole, Proud Boys boot-swabber, and mobile milkshake platform Andy Ngô told a shitton of lies about trans journalist Alejandra Caraballo. She covers things he’d rather not see talked about, like the tweet he quoted, and these:


So Andy decided to complain to Elon, who of course has never met an alt-right bully he didn’t want to suckle the toes of, and so he immediately went about trying to make the site deliberately more dangerous for marginalized people reporting on the shitty things that bullies do:

Of course…


I mean, he CAN, but his app will become unable to be downloaded from both app stores and will probably just straight-up stop working on iPhones if he does.

Question

Have you ever been in a police car

apolladay:

Have you ever been in a police car?

yes

no

See Results

*technically I have but not in an arrest kind of way. As a kid we had a house fire in the middle of a freezing cold Winter’s night and the cops let me and mom sit in their car to warm up.

Have you ever eaten an animal that is taboo to eat like dog or cat or others


No


Yes

apolladay:

Have you ever eaten an animal that is taboo to eat like dog or cat or others?

yes

no

See Results

* not sure if Rabbit counts as taboo but as a kid it was certainly a staple of my family’s diet tho I would never eat it now.

apolladay:

Have you ever used a dating app?

yes

no

See Results

Do you believe something actually happens to us after death?

- Yes we're probably reborn/reincarnated etc

- No we probably just die and that's that

apolladay:

Do you believe something actually happens to us after death?

yes we’re probably reborn/reincarnated etc..

no we probably just die and that’s that

See Results

apolladay:

Have you ever had a professional massage?

yes

no

See Results

batshit-auspol:

12-acts-of-creation:

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oktavia-the-second:

batshit-auspol:

1979: After American space station Skylab crashes to earth over the town of Esperance, Western Australia the National Parks Service issues a $400 fine to NASA for littering.

Did NASA ever pay up?

Taken from MentalFloss:

NASA never paid off the $400 fine, but in 2009, 30 years after Skylab’s reentry, California radio DJ Scott Barley asked listeners to donate money so they could finally clear NASA’s books.

Though the Mayor of Esperance told Barley the ticket had been “written off years ago,” he and his listeners cobbled together the $400 and sent it to the town. For his efforts, Barley was invited to Esperance and received a key to the city.

NASA, to its credit, hasn’t littered in the Shire of Esperance since the Skylab incident.

The first Australian-hosted Miss Universe was held in the same year (1979) in Perth, the West Australian state capital. Pieces of SkyLab wreckage were displayed on-stage during the event.

The stage later collapsed following the announcement of the winner, reportedly sending 25 people on a 2 metre (~6'5") drop and resulting in a few temporary hospitalisations.

Okay that gets a reblog

celine-deyonce:

carby:

celine-deyonce:

CO level: BEEP

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever added to something I’ve posted

rattle-my-stars:

girlwhoisnormal:

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

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tiergan-vashir:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There’s no caveats. It doesn’t actually matter who’s driving it.

The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.

tamale-papi:

doodle-empress66:

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

“And I tell you hwat, young man. I don’t think I know hwat a ‘heart of the cards’ is, but I know for certain you’ve got the heart of a Texan.”

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

chronic-lesbian:

The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you’re reblogging this from


a picture of a 23 kiloton tower shot called BADGER, fired on April 18, 1953 at the Nevada Test Site, as part of the Operation Upshot–Knothole nuclear test seriesALT

callisteios:

a screenshot of an article. the headline states "fish recorded singing dawn chorus on reefs just like birds" published September 21st 2016. below is a picture of some fishALT

please join me for a session of gentle weeping in celebration of the beauty of our shared world

i-say-ok:

teaboot:

gummymagpie:

teaboot:

straawberries:

teaboot:

straawberries:

teaboot:

funnybogman:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it

So one of my veins collapsed so I actually had to get TWO needles and I didn’t even cry or swear or anything, I’m SO proud of myself, I deserve ice cream. I’m getting ice cream

Ice cream fell through so I got a burrito and a staple gun

Two hands holding a burrito and a staple gunALT

yeah im holding it backwards don’t worry about it

How do u hold a burrito backwards?

The top is at the bottom 😞

thats upside down then

no cause it’s sideways

if the top (the UPSIDE!!!!) is at the bottom (DOWN!!!!) then it is UPSIDE DOWN!!

?? Holding knife forwards

Holding knife backwards?

BULLYING ME

ok…

Linkin park rule

pencicle:

Oh god I love playing healers in games.

God there’s something about taking care of others. There’s something about choosing to be in a role that allows you to protect and care for. Something so absolutely human and love filled about people coming to you for aid, or running to someone’s side. To revive, bandage, pull back up, bring back from the dead or place a shield over. I want to scream and cry, in a situation where healing truly doesn’t matter (you can respawn, re-queue, so on) we created a role just for taking care of others.

d1nosaurpower:

I have hobbies of breathing and like hm i like water

tittyblade:

idk im just thinking. if existential dread exists so must existential love. and the universe said i love you because you are love. the curiosity rover singing itself happy birthday on mars. creating desire paths and naming them desire paths. the first ever photograph taken of a cat in the victorian age. buying silly little gifts for your friends because it reminded you of them. babies automatically smiling back when they see a smiling face. the navajo people holding gatherings to celebrate the first laugh of a newborn. we are creatures of love by nature

official-boob-posts:

valerei:

soooo…this happened at work!

This girl is so very random, right after this happened she went right over to her friend and said: HEY DID YOU KNOW?! OUR TEACHER…HAS BOOBS!!!

official boob post

hurgablurg:

trippleacute:

decoysender:

mallomia:

dreamofbecoming:

worldheritagepostorganization:

weepingwillo:

kristiemewisstan:

atlinmerrick:

fysticalmorest:

pawton-meowity:

jamie-is-spooky:

razzal213:

borzboy:

yondus-wife:

scoobertdoobertlove:

ladyallo:

colorguardian18:

a-walking-lovesong:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

some additions from my own collection

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

fans4wga:

Strike’s over—what now?

[ID: SAG-AFTRA picket sign with the logo of a person with a raised fist and the text, “SAG-AFTRA ON STRIKE!” The picture was taken near the Sony building and “Sony Pictures” and “Sony Music Publishing” can be seen on a sign to the right. end ID]

On November 8, SAG-AFTRA reached a tentative deal with the AMPTP to end the strike. What can we as fans & audiences do to continue supporting the unions?

DONATE TO STRIKE FUNDS!

The devastating effects of both strikes on every entertainment worker AND those not in entertainment, but affected by the work stoppages, are going to continue to be felt for months, even years, down the line. PLEASE don’t let up your financial support just because the strikes are over! Please keep boosting posts about how to support the unions! Tip: schedule the posts for a week or a month down the line so they keep circulating.

Entertainment Community Fund

Green Envelope Grocery Aid

VOCALLY SUPPORT THE UNIONS MOVING FORWARD!

WGA and SAG-AFTRA have won, but you know who still needs a deal? The Animation Guild will have negotiations next year. IATSE, aka International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees, which represents technicians and craftspeople, is going to enter into negotiations next year. Teamsters (unionized drivers, including the ones essential to Hollywood sets!) are going into negotiations next year. It is essential that we show up for other unions like we showed up for WGA/SAG-AFTRA. And if you haven’t yet… have YOU considered joining a union?

CORRECT MISINFORMATION AND BIASED NARRATIVES!

Lots of people—both in the immediate future and a few years down the line—are going to think they’ve drawn correct conclusions from the strike that are absolutely false. False ideas like WGA/SAG-AFTRA were the ones that dragged out the strikes, that it was unnecessary to put such a strain on the economy, and so on.

Prove them wrong—and cite your sources! WGA/SAG-AFTRA’s Twitter updates and website articles updated during the strikes are a good resource, as are eyewitness accounts from those of us who were active participants in fandoms supporting the unions. Don’t let the narrative get turned around. Unions are essential, strikes work, and it was the solidarity between varied workers and their audiences that forced the AMPTP back to the table.

neverheardofjen:

soberscientistlife:

WTAF

It gets worse. When I worked for a nonprofit ARC (Association for Retarded Citizens - yes they use that word in the name) I was tasked with conducting “time studies” of disabled workers to determine their hourly wage.

Basically the way a time study worked is an “able-bodied” worker was timed doing a task. This became the standard. Then disable workers would be timed doing the same task. If they performed 60% as fast as the set standard, they’d only be paid 60% of the hourly wage set for the task.

Which sucks.

But, it gets even worse.

I was tasked with conducting the time studies so I head out and start doing them. The majority of the disabled workers were performing to 85% or better of the “able-bodied” times.

I turned the reports in and was told, “that’s not possible. Do them again.”

So I did them again. We’re talking a few hundred time studies.

The results were the same. In fact at least a dozen of the workers actually improved their previous times.

I turned them in and was told, “This can’t be right. They can’t be doing that well.”

I told them results spoke for themselves. They (the head of the client services department [at this ARC disabled workers were called clients]) said it wasn’t possible for the workers to be performing above 65% at the highest. So I must be doing something wrong or falsely reporting to try and get the clients more money.

I vehemently denied this.

So they sent me to do the studies a third time. This time with a supervisor to ensure no funny business on my part.

Once again, the disabled workers performed to an average of 85% of the standard.

With the supervisor’s approval I turned in the third set of reports.

I was told that the standard time must be out of date. Go and time one of the abled workers and use the new time as the standard and conduct all of the hundreds of studies a fourth time.

So, I went and timed an abled worker. Their time was slower than the existing standard. Not wanting to get yelled at, I decided to time 10 Abled workers and average their times to get the new standard.

The new standard was only 6 seconds faster, but it was faster.

So, using the new time standard, I did all of the time studies again.

And again, the disabled workers times averaged out to about 85% of standard. With a good number of them performing at 100%.

I girded my loins and turned the studies in.

I feel like I should mention that these studies are reviewed by ADA and the State Labor Board for compliance with the “sub minimum wage” rules. So they’re a big deal. Because if an ARC or similar organization is found in violation of the rules it could be the end of that organization.

I was already pretty nervous about the fact that we’d conducted so many studies and how that would look. But I was just a 22 yr old worker bee also earning just minimum wage ($8.25/hr) and didn’t want to lose my job.

So yeah, turned in the studies. And was told by the DIRECTOR OF CLIENT SERVICES - the person who was supposed to be the TOP advocate for the disabled workers at this ARC - that if we paid the disabled workers at their reported rates that it would impact her annual bonus.

She then told me to go back and falsify the reports to average 65% performance.

I refused.

So she fired me for “violating dress code”.

I couldn’t afford a lawyer, so I couldn’t file a lawsuit for illegal dismissal.

This was 20 years ago.

That ARC is still in operation.

sacred-portal:

spunchthegoblin:

some of my favorite “does the dog die” disco elysium comments

cali:

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy

me: not true

Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform

me: thats right

WAIT YOU GOT ACTUAL HITMEN BECAUSE OF THE GIFTED KIDS POST??????????? I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EXAGGERATION????????????????? WHAT

notaspy11:

revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea:

yeah a bunch of fandom moms polled money to get some deep web hitmen i don´t even know how they managed to get ones that came to argentina. during the struggle i ended up killing them and the legal ramifications were this whole thing for some months but thankfulyl the court ruled it was justified self defense. one of the stray bullets got my grandpa but he was homophobic so no big loss really

Sometimes I see posts like this and I am filled with a deep sense of gratitude and joy that it’s not my job to figure anything out about it at all

resplendent-chungus:

doubleca5t:

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

“Legacy points added/deducted” has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

infectedwithnyanites:

vague-humanoid:

“War crime is a category which is starting to sound meaningless to us because everything we do qualifies as one” is not the brilliant defense of your actions you think it is

dr-john09:

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

1980sspaceman:

noodleddragon:

auntie-nettle:

charlie-beez:

branwell-bronte-deactivated2022:

mangolooking:

bakugou-kacchan:

effemimaniac:

hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

clean-up duty