November 2023

swagdinner:

beepbeep-eddy-27:

magnuspool:

teaboot:

fruitpilled:

teaboot:

tikkety-tok:

This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

I feel like I’m being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

littleguysdaily:

apsciencebylyn:

Reminder that fairy wasps can sometimes look like actual humanoid fairies when they hover

Tiny orange wasp, hovering, looking like a human standing still with arms at their side ALT

secondlina:

Haha babe ur so sexy~

Read more Crow Time @ crow-time.com 💙

atherflame-theconcubus:

multi-fandom-nutjob:

heritageposts:

divinedorothy:

forcesense:

klutzmer:

major-jamie-hill:

Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

  • the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
  • calling any founding father a slut
  • the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  • that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
  • Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
  • 210 slutty, slutty years
  • the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  • the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
  • i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
  • His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
  • i barely know who alexander hamilton is

date of origin: 2014

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

screenshotsofdespair:

yamujiburo:

His tones were off

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact:

catchymemes:

Family Holiday Any% Glitchless WR

that1randomnerd:

felixcloud6288:

All 10k+ note posts fall into one of three categories:

  • Genuinely helpful, thoughtful, or otherwise interesting posts
  • Dumb shitposts that escalated beyond their intended audience
  • “Hey wouldn’t it be fun if we ruined this guy’s notifications?”

Hey, wouldn’t it be fun if we ruined this guy’s notifications?

that1randomnerd:

felixcloud6288:

All 10k+ note posts fall into one of three categories:

  • Genuinely helpful, thoughtful, or otherwise interesting posts
  • Dumb shitposts that escalated beyond their intended audience
  • “Hey wouldn’t it be fun if we ruined this guy’s notifications?”

Hey, wouldn’t it be fun if we ruined this guy’s notifications?

that1randomnerd:

felixcloud6288:

All 10k+ note posts fall into one of three categories:

  • Genuinely helpful, thoughtful, or otherwise interesting posts
  • Dumb shitposts that escalated beyond their intended audience
  • “Hey wouldn’t it be fun if we ruined this guy’s notifications?”

Hey, wouldn’t it be fun if we ruined this guy’s notifications?

comic-sans-spotted:

cupidthepeeved-deactivated20241:

wizardpotions:



I hate adding onto posts but I needed everyone to see the tag @punkitt-is-here (sorry to tag) put on here it is SO funny to me

comic sans spotted!! peace and love on planet earth! ALT

atalienart:

erde-und-wasser:

all-hail-mono-onion:

sastheforestspirit:

c2mona:

as-lovely-as-she-deactivated202:

Thought this might help

NWOFHSKS NO WONDER WHEN I SEND HEARYS THINGS GET EATEN TUMBKR IM JIST TRYING TO SHOW MY LOVE SMH

I THOUGHT THIS CAN’T BE TRUE SO I DID IT AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WEBSITE, I’ve never got this ‘…’ ask!

some of yall were asking about asks that i never answered and this may have been what happened!

Remember that post about how tumblr was held together with wire and tape

It’s the same when you answer the message, if you put the heart thing at any point tumblr will delete everything that’s after that.

impossibilityart:

a little autobiographical piece about the internet

catboybeebop:

What are dreams, but a YouTube Poop of daily life? Enough! Have at you!

catboybeebop:

couldnt get the phrase “who dinnered” out of my brain for like the past week so i had to make this. out of a captchacomic

catboybeebop:

juneibyou:

everyone always sayin to me “not to be weird” you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health

catboybeebop:

hatwithglasses:

gallusrostromegalus:

songofkeys:

vr-trakowski:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

image

THE BOY

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

Gentleman, if I might add:

fruitviking:

anxietyproblem:

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

vedurnan-archive:

vedurnan-archive:

catchymemes:

zealiketea:

nebulaaaaaa:

straawberries:

@catboybeebop care to explain? #CANCELLED!

Reblog if you are a DIRTY fucking faggot

i am the DIRTIEST fucking faggot some of you have no idea

zealiketea:

nebulaaaaaa:

straawberries:

@catboybeebop care to explain? #CANCELLED!

Reblog if you are a DIRTY fucking faggot

i am the DIRTIEST fucking faggot some of you have no idea

zealiketea:

nebulaaaaaa:

straawberries:

@catboybeebop care to explain? #CANCELLED!

Reblog if you are a DIRTY fucking faggot

i am the DIRTIEST fucking faggot some of you have no idea

zealiketea:

jocoder2:

zealiketea:

paradise-sys:

every queer person deserves to be in a weird small gay discord server with at least 10 people. it says so in the bible

jokes on you im already in 5 of them

Servers or members of the servers?

Yes

squeakitties:

when the housemates are an asexual person, a chastity fetishist and somebody with a lethal peanut allergy

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

boreal-sea:

sherryzade:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

i do not care if someone learned compassion from a cartoon or a comic or an anime im just glad they’re here with us now a better person fighting the good fight. should it have taken something so trivial? maybe not- but it’s in the past! and this is the now! and if they’re objectively better for it who cares

“it took gay shipping for this adult to stop being homophobic 😬” ok but they stopped being actively homophobic. that’s what you just said. that’s literally the only important part you understand that right? this is a win for everyone you get that?

we all start somewhere and im going to be real buddy i only care about the harm you did or didn’t cause on your journey and where you ended up. whatever set it off only matters as much as you want it too

Surely that is a major part of why we want more representation in mainstream media in the first place. It’s very weird to campaign for good portrayals and then get mad when they work.

i know my experiences are not even a little bit universal, even among other arabs, but just in case it changes someone’s perspective a little bit: i grew up a queer kid in saudi arabia, and i was not by any means the only one.

when the wrong person finding out you’re gay could be a literal death sentence sanctioned by the state, you kinda have to be Very Careful navigating the world. and the number one most reliable way to get a sense of “How Safe Am I Here?” was shipping. most of the people i came out to, i was able to come out to because we happened to like a similar show, and one or the other of us said that we ship some gay pairing. some of those people i quickly learned were also queer. some of them weren’t. but all of them were equally a safe space for me when literally the entire country including the government Wanted Us Dead. for all of us, queer shipping was literally the only exposure we had to the queer community and queerness as a concept. it was a huge protective force against the messaging of literally every other part of our culture, including the laws we lived under, which told us Gay People Must Die.

i literally could not care less what led to them being accepting of queer people. they saved my life and that’s not any less meaningful if yuri on ice was a contributing factor.

Art is well known for increasing compassion in people for the “other”. When white people watch a show or play a game with a Black main character, their acceptance for Black people in real life goes up, because your brain doesn’t really know the difference between being friends with a real person and feeling empathy for a fictional character.

(this is part of why we critique bigotry in mainstream media meant for mass consumption and demand inclusiveness and representation in that media! it truly does have the ability to influence culture on a large scale!)

shencomix:

shencomix:






Listen, I thought it was funny

Listen,

This is just me but

Just my opinion

I thought it was funny

shencomix:

IT COMES ON NOV 17TH AT 3:00PM EST GET READY Y'ALL

shencomix:

Here comes a thing.

What could it be?……..

……..Please pretend you are engaged and interested, ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵃʳᵏᵉᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵃᵘᵈᶦᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᶦˢ……

shencomix:




shencomix:

Congratulations

writing-prompt-s:

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”

4x01:

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

catchymemes:

wiiwheel:

You’re dead serious. I’m alive silly. We’re not the same

nonamehorse:

were-ralph:

redchrominance:

redchrominance:

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

chavdog:

morning guys

I bet she has no grip game

Pussy like a flat tire

mouth game tho? you know those gums could kill a man

This site is going to start a world war

Starting to think the rumours are true, haven’t seen her in a while

mausolealdrift:

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

empathviv:

dynamohedron:

what the fuck is this thing.

Ohhhh don’t mind me… Ol’ Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has…

cousin-possum-kc:

overlord-puffin:

mama-germany:

overlord-puffin:

mama-germany:

director i’m working with: can we have this character wearing three distinct outfits, all full body coverage, dark colors and tight fabrics, all layered on top of each other, for this film we’re shooting outdoors in July? 

me: ……………………………….. no 

did you just….. happen to have this meme on hand?

Nope, I’m just really good at making niche memes on short notice

pileofknives:

pay–phone:

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/73834

just like real life

athelind:

ironbound-oberon:

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.

flamie-42:


added to @no-pain ’s meme

vaspider:

alexseanchai:

drchucktingle:

i know folks just kind of SAY things online and especially with young buckaroos there are just ‘lines’ that get tossed around endlessly online (not the hero we need etc. etc.) but i would just like to take a moment and mention something about this particular 'line’

i will give benefit of the doubt to buckaroo who posted this i am sure you did not think much and probably meant well with a little throwaway comment but please understand something about this

AUTISTIC BUCKAROOS have been compared to robots and machines our whole lives. we are constantly dehumanized in this way. so while it might not seem like much of a comment i would just say this for neurodivergent community it often feels like a deeply unkind way. it will likely only get worse as time goes on.

anyway buds who do this it is honest mistake i know you are not trying to hurt anyone just something to think on in the future. maybe just take moment to consider the history of dehumanizing autistic buckaroos and calling them robots

[image: reply from a redacted Tumblr user: “What kind of AI generated GPT nonsense is this?”]

.

I know multiple autistic people who have not gotten paid for freelance writing assignments they did because the people they were turning those assignments in to decided their writing sounded AI generated. It wasn’t. It just wasn’t written by a neurotypical human.

That’s, uhhh. Fucked up.

secretkeeper007:

whats-a-bear:

stole this from twitter

Audio Transcript:

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Daffy Duck: God damn

butchfalin:

butchfalin:

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy… until. he tried to ask me “you okay?” but the way he chose to do that was by sending “👉🏼👌🏼❓” and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

A screenshot of a reply from errorleviathan: "posts that have 10k notes to me"ALT
A screenshot of the note count that reads "25 notes".ALT

sure let’s go with that

kindofadyke:

autumngracy:

tacomel420:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

horsefriend:

This video gives me spiritually energy and power

Me: Why does that horse look like it’s made of wet clay

Me: Oh that’s why

hot girl summer

On all levels but physical, that’s a pig

this bitch loves the mud