November 2023

ghoulishbuck:

Writer: hyper focuses on a mural that will only be mentioned once or twice and goes into great detail about said mural.

Also, writer: Can’t describe any part of the house beyond the small section the mural is located in.

ray-of-midnight-storm:

consultingcriminal:

stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

I will eat them I promise 🫡

ray-of-midnight-storm:

consultingcriminal:

stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

I will eat them I promise 🫡

admircot:

having thoughts about a media that my friends aren’t into and thus would need the context of to understand my- AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH NOT THE HAWK WOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ray-of-midnight-storm:

consultingcriminal:

stridersknowbest:

how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

I will eat them I promise 🫡

slimetony:

Shes so crazy

energyprison:

demoncvnt-deactivated20231012:

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

demoncvnt-deactivated20231012:

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

asthevermincrawls:

the support for ukraine always felt preformative, saccharine, and liberal, but especially now. all the celebrities, bands, musicians, actors, and talk show hosts showing their support for ukraine are silent now. where are the palestinian flags in windows? where is the news coverage? the slogans? the outrage? supporting ukraine gets you approval. supporting palestine gets you fired. it was all fake to begin with. it leaves me feeling bitter and sick. I don’t know how I can ever forgive the world

rambrandt-the-painter:

Dumb Jolene drawing based on image that’s below the cut

Keep reading

lochnutmonster:

:

YOU hate JK Rowling!

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seals Are: Gleep Glorp? 👽

pansyfemme:

i get referred to as a purse dog a lot for an adult man but as much as i would like to deny this and say im a large scary dog i think that just reaffirms my purse dog status

writing-prompt-s:

Supervilliany isn’t a matter of morality, it’s a matter of obsession. If you have the kind of obsessive interest it takes to pursue a doctorate in a field that’s not readily financially lucrative then you’ve said or heard the phrase “I’ll show you! I’ll show you all!” at some point in academia

anexperimentallife:

cephyraft:

memeuplift:

Might have seen this, gotten curious, and found a pic of Walter with the hat.

I feel better knowing now. I hope yall do too.

symphony-calamity:

Okay you guys get the other Mechs anti-piracy memes. As a treat.

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't blow up the moon"ALT

Tim

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't kill your father"ALT

Jonny

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't burn a planet"ALT

Ashes

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't fuck the ship"ALT

Nastya again so they can all be in one place

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't steal a voice"ALT

The Toy Soldier

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't fake a medical license"ALT

Marius

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't bring back the dead"ALT

Brian

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't be a library"ALT

Ivy

An edit of the "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy PSA meme. It now reads, "you wouldn't perform unethical science"ALT

And of course Raphaella

Image IDs in alt text

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is complaining about his job, inaudible because Green is not paying attention. Green has his eyes closed, meditating instead.
Green: I must not suggest solutions. Solutions are the vent-killer. I will face the vent. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has passed, I will see its path, and there will be nothing. Only we will remain.

Blue has reached the end of his string of complaints, looking at Green with a frown as he finishes. Green looks at him, deeply focused.
Blue: ...And that is why my job sucks.
Green: Yes.ALT

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

working out your brain is a must!!

• hydrate it by drinking lots of water

• eat dark chocolate and blueberries and walnuts and salmon and other foods high in antioxidants!!

• play little brain games on your phone; I like wordconenct! anything that makes you think!

• read books. It’s simple but necessary. Even better - join a book club, or read with a friend, so you can have discussions after. This will improve your reading comprehension.

• do puzzles - it doesnt have to be sudoku, I love playing Beat Saber on the Oculus Rift because it makes my brain have to match colorful patterns to physical movements very quickly!

• learn a new dance - even a tik tok trendy dance. Learning new dance moves are proven to strengthen synapses!!

• go bird watching, or foraging, or anything outdoors that requires you to explore pattern recognition and visual searching

• watch a movie with the intent of analysis - this is best done with a cinephile friend!! talk about tropes and symbolism and character growth

• cross stitch, or sew, or do anything that requires matching nimble hand movements to patterns

• play or learn an instrument!

• develop a consistent sleep schedule (or as close to consistent as you can get!)

• when eating, try to identify the ingredients and flavors you’re perceiving!

I hope this helps :)

(recreated since the original writer of this reply was a terf lol)

I like how this went from me feeling like “hm why is this attacking me 🤨” at first, but feeling grateful seeing an added guide on a genuine expansion on a “ how to” work out the brain. This genuinely helps a bunch. People find solace in doing activities that get them through life by doing said activities of phone/tv or if that’s all they’ve ever known in their life to get them through things + etc tho. However, this was very impt to point out. Slowly beginning incorporating things to work the brain in ones own time.

buryymeinblack:

buryymeinblack:

buryymeinblack:

THis news is better than gay sex

wait. this is hilarious. They were contractually obligated to keep it, so when it was universally hated, they added an option to completely erase it from the dashboard without getting in trouble for removing it …… “snooze tumblr live” is funnier than we thought

Guys literally all of this is good news ,..they’re gonna be changing their approach to everything and focusing more on core functionality. which we all know this site needs. And they’re not downscaling any part of the trust & safety team so moderation should .. at least not be getting any worse

doginthedrywall:

good morning transgenders. Attack

cyle:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

elodieunderglass:

esoanem:

thetursithan:

And after endless engineering calculations the result is achieved.

(via @naamahdarling )

You don’t want to commit to the sit until you can commit to the sit

never thought i’d be sitting here realizing just how much i take sitting for granted

mountaindewdarkberrybash:

ohermal:

suicunesrider:

gabrieldreyfuss:

zendaya is meechee

sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights

the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee

english-history-trip:

a-book-of-creatures:

demilypyro:

I don’t respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts

What if they have snails crawling down the outside?

mih-nuh:

queer-as-city-folk:

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i’ve seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i’m so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we’ve forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i’ve heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that’s understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don’t reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that’s made until this shit is wrapped up. i don’t just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go “that sucks. can’t change the past! :)” and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.

beesandwasps:

not-terezi-pyrope:

I haven’t personally verified this as I’m not at a computer, but multiple people in multiple places are saying the same thing. This is fucking insane. First the endless war on UBlock, then the Chromium changes to shut out some blocker functionalities entirely next year, now this?

Something is deeply rotten in recent Google/YouTube policy. I can’t imagine that this is legal - how is this not anticompetitive? Google needs to get mega fucked in the press and the courts sooner rather than later.

And I need to switch to Firefox as soon as I get home.

And if they are taken to court, they will use the existence of Firefox to claim that Chrome is not a monopoly. (That’s literally why Google funds the Mozilla foundation. I forget what percentage of Mozilla’s operating funds are from Google, but it’s a lot.)

dragonwolfcrane:

brokentripod:

the-evening-star-9:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

🤔

other ppl have been sending me images of this all day 

they found the culprit and turned their cock back one hour

mactiir:

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they’re MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you’re done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that’s correct actually, because they’re made with the philosophy that books aren’t meant to be PRETTY, they’re meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you’re reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you’ve read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people’s books.

skygemspeaks:

grimthetransman:

querulousglare:

darkmaga-retard:

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

Anyway, here’s a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don’t be shamed into not asking questions, and it’s alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don’t let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

A further explanation about the diagram:

An analogue clock has at least two “hands”. The shorter hand shows you what hour it is, and the longer hand shows you what minute it is. Some clocks will have a third, skinnier hand, which is the second hand.

The numbers around the clock tell you what the hour is, and they’re also situated at every five minute mark. So for example the 1 correlates to the 5 minute mark within the hour, the 2 correlates to 10 minutes, and so on and so forth. Naturally, the marks between the numbers correlate to the minutes in between each 5 minute interval.

When both of the hands are pointing directly upwards at the 12, that’s either noon or midnight. The hands then move towards the right, and that direction is called “clockwise” for obvious reasons.

(The opposite direction is called counter-clockwise.)

What minute it is is fairly obvious, since it’s whatever mark the minute hand is closest to, but some people might have a difficult time figuring out what hour it is, since there is more space between them on the face of the clock.

The answer is that the hour is shown by whatever number is most recently “behind” the hour hand, if that makes sense to you?

I find it helps me to think of the hour hand almost like a loading bar. If the hour hand is halfway between the 1 and the 2, you’re 50% of the way between 1 o'clock and 2 o'clock.

So take a look at this diagram below. What time do you think it is?


It’s 1:45! Because even though the hour hand is closer to the 2, remember you’re supposed to look at the number that it’s most recently passed. It hasn’t reached the 2 yet, so it’s not 2 o'clock yet!

Sorry if this explanation isn’t very helpful, I tried to explain it as simply as possible. If you have any clarifying questions yoy want to ask someone, my ask box is open!

Thoughts on which shark has the best name, you choose whether it’s the scientific or regular name.

protectoursharks:

Definitely Goblin Shark

That’s definitely a goblin shark-ified

woost46:

gaylittolfreak:

demdozeguys:

gaylittolfreak:

man i gotta shave again >::(

never apologize this is literally what its like

Literally the most relatable post on this site

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

slowprocess:

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

buzzword cheat sheet to get attention of mutuals:

  • music
  • blood
  • eroticism of the machine
  • grief
  • ouroboros
  • labyrinth
  • lycanthropy/transformations
  • meat
  • cannibalism
  • devotion
  • god
  • rot and decay
  • abyss/hole/cavity
tags that read “posts that confuse and scare me” and “posts that haunt my dash”ALT

you will never survive the winter

@cannibalcanid i am pretty sure i have seen you discuss like. Most of those topics.

9/13 ain’t bad

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

INTRICATE RITUALS

i decided to format this quote like a web weaving excerpt for funsies. you have my blanket permission to sneak this into locked tomb edits

ski-skam:

knittypicky:

knittypicky:

I swear sometimes I find absolute threads of gold once in a while

Also here’s the last few additions I wasn’t able to fit:

wait how does an animal go unextinct

like did it just poof back into existence like what happened here

fairycosmos:

childhood was so crazy. my parents were kind of young. a meal seemed to last forever. i could run for ages. everyone was alive

sovietnam:

neproxrezi:

murkmen:

despazito:

i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh

this reads like a video game loading screen

windows-v1sta:

aileaxthevoidien:

outofcontextdiscord:

The cycle

wha

doyouknowwhatimeme:

dispo121454:

clungedestroyer:

You cannot just leave this gem in the tags

dispo121454:

clungedestroyer:

You cannot just leave this gem in the tags

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

anexperimentallife:

gotta appreciate the jpegging going on here. already crusty like it’s been screenshotted fifty times over after an egregiously long period of…[checks calendar] 11 days ago

eternalgirlscout:

eternalgirlscout:

decriminalize:

  • sex work
  • addiction

criminalize: 

  • golf

oh my god

trekheritageposts:

tam3lo:

amateur-artist:

gayteensupreme:

queer-as-duck:

prismatic-bell:

aromantic-goldfish:

crowleyisactuallyanasexualsname:

simposexual:

detective-dr-curious:

1disorientednddisabled1:

genderfluidbitchlikesundertale:

multifandomtrash1093:

kkshowtunes:

eyess:

kkshowtunes:

nyx-the-magic-maniac:

imaverycatgirl:

sunnythebunny2:

i-am-your-parental-figure-now:

book-limerence:

the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower:

awkward-finger-guns:

sirfroggerspennyworth:

awkward-finger-guns:

ah-shit-i-burned-down-the-house:

ifellinlovewithjaneway:

10-rats-in-a-trenchcoat:

mints-current-obsession:

willow404:

mythicalbinicorn:

memestofsdsins2-and-a-half:

bu-bu-bunny:

leg-stealing-bee:

tundraroo:

official-lucifers-child:

mckittericks:

thesadchicken:

humunanunga:

capnkirks-abs:

thenorsiest:

plant-dad-sulu:

thesadchicken:

gayquark:

talaxian:

lacefuneral:

distracted-kirk:

lacefuneral:

wetroomba:

kirksfattitties:

kirksfattitties:

w

water tribble

water tribble

water tribble

d

desert tribble

desert tribble

d

dessert tribble

dessert tribble

dessert tribble

h

hot tribble…..

hot tribble

hot tribble

c

cold tribble..

cold tribble

cold tribble

d

dirt tribble

dirt tribble

dirt tribble

c

crystal tribble

crystal tribble

crystal tribble

r

rubber tribble

rubber tribble

Rubber tribble

garden tribble

image

garden tribble

garden tribble

s

stone tribble

stone tribble

stone tribble

s

shiny tribble

shiny tribble

shiny tribble

l

light tribble

light tribble

light tribble

c

cat tribble

cat tribble

cat tribble

c

cloud tribble

cloud tribble

Cloud tribble

b

bubble tribble

Bubble tribble

Bubble tribble

T

Tumblr tribbles

Tumblr tribbles

Tumblr tribble

What the hell is a tribble

Man, you just got a whole lot of examples

star trek heritage post (June 4th, 2020)

boogsnstuff:

katherine-smith-xo:

i think it’s important to spread awareness of flawed scientific practices. date your lineage findings, people! this is how mistakes are made

sure ill repost this

gjjuddmk2:

nthfunct-deactivated20231201:

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well… uh. ok. i’m going to be nice. some of us don’t live in outfit world.

frogmoss1:

they call me rice cookah because i have a bit of hort warter in me