–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL
–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought
–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*
–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment
–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)
–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–
–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep
Found it.
It’s difficult to tell because *gestures* Tumblr, but this is the post that actually got me to get tested for ADHD. I reblogged it back in late 2018 like “Wait, the video tutorial issue is a symptom of ADHD? Do I have ADHD? Surely not,” and a bunch of readers responded “Did…did you not know? Because you very clearly do, we all thought you were just being discreet about it.”
And then it took me three and a half years to get a diagnosis.
Although being fair to me, if you’ve ever tried to get tested for ADHD as an adult, just getting a motherfucker to call you back about setting up the test is a task. And after spending all of 2019 trying to accomplish that and failing, I then couldn’t get to a testing facility because of a global pandemic.
Anyway, thanks OP for the post, it only took me five years to find it again, but you did a good day’s work.
Absurdist Media is under done, we should put it back in the oven so we can get more of it, it grows like the blueberry bush when you shove it into the machine, that infernal devil machine, the one that laughs as you walk by, yes that machine which makes the media grow, the of in as they call it in land of the angles. Did you see that cat walk by, she had a leg, just the one. Like cats tend to do. This is a train to Vienna from LA, I hope you don’t mind. My mind is an enigma, go ahead read it, you won’t get anything from it, it’s just kinda there. With the cat and the fish and the cat and the cat
Must be real scary being a liberal and seeing all of this extremely bad shit happening in the world right now and having no idea how to make sense of it. It’s no wonder they spend all of their time lashing out at people who don’t want to vote for Genocide Joe.
If there’s one thing the conspiracy theory class I’ve taken this semester has been good for it’s crystalizing the extent to which liberals view the world as an essentially random series of events which are driven by nebulous fearmongering concepts like Disinformation and Authoritarianism and Populism. No material analysis, no connecting A to B, no understanding of history or politics outside the vacuum of events as they happen. It’s just one big nihilistic clusterfuck and any attempt to understand it or god forbid change it just means you’re a fanatic who can’t accept the natural state of things to just get worse forever. Don’t forget to vote though.
–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL
–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought
–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*
–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment
–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)
–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–
–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep
Found it.
It’s difficult to tell because *gestures* Tumblr, but this is the post that actually got me to get tested for ADHD. I reblogged it back in late 2018 like “Wait, the video tutorial issue is a symptom of ADHD? Do I have ADHD? Surely not,” and a bunch of readers responded “Did…did you not know? Because you very clearly do, we all thought you were just being discreet about it.”
And then it took me three and a half years to get a diagnosis.
Although being fair to me, if you’ve ever tried to get tested for ADHD as an adult, just getting a motherfucker to call you back about setting up the test is a task. And after spending all of 2019 trying to accomplish that and failing, I then couldn’t get to a testing facility because of a global pandemic.
Anyway, thanks OP for the post, it only took me five years to find it again, but you did a good day’s work.
what if Alhaitham’s boob gem is something he had glued to himself in his childhood out of scientific curiosity and hasn’t been able to get it off ever since like flint lockwood
so international space station astronauts apparently dropped a tool bag during a spacewalk. and if you look outside when the ISS is in your region, you can see it with binoculars
The tool bag is now orbiting our planet just ahead of the ISS with a visual magnitude of around 6, according to EarthSky. That means it is slightly less bright than the ice giant Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. As a result, the bag — officially known as a crew lock bag — is slightly too dim to be visible to the unaided eye, but skywatchers should be able to pick it up with binoculars.
To see it for yourself, first find out when you can find spot the space station over the next few months (NASA even has a new app to help you). The bag should be floating two to four minutes ahead of the station. As it descends rapidly, the bag is likely to disintegrate when it reaches an altitude of around 70 miles (113 kilometers) over Earth.
whenever one of my posts is tagged #fave or whatever i like to take a look around in there, check the curation and all that, see how prestigious the club i’ve been inducted into is
in a sick way i’m glad the iof is posting these shitty ‘thirst traps’ on twitter because they’re showing their whole ass in doing that. it’s s blatantly desperate and inarguably morally reprehensible and it’s palpable how bad they’re losing the propaganda war.
This shit.
They picked the whitest of the white to do this photo op.
They’re fully armed and sending out threats and still play like they’re the subjugated ones???
i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently
i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently
run-on sentences aren’t real btw, that’s a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. “.”); but i’m a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy
Put you clothes back on we aren’t having sex I lied to get you in here. Yeah no I’m outlining all the mechs lore to you. And then we’re listening to everything yhey have on spotify. And then we’re watching all the live performances. Stop trying the door you can’t unlock it
Yeah, Gunpowder Tim “blew up a moon” and Jonny D'ville “killed like a whole lot of people, just so many people” but they’re pretty so like. Is it really that problematic
Replaying the citadel DLC and in the last fight against the clone Garrus says “The real Shepard would have blown my head off by now” like we all love to talk about Garrus in awe of his danger girlfriend but it’s just true. Man* saw a murderous clone of his wife and went “YOU’RE NOT AS DEADLY AS MY REAL GIRLFRIEND IF SHE TRIED TO KILL ME I WOULD BE DEAD”. Amazing. I love him so much.
