November 2023

cum-rade:

cum-rade:

Dude holy shit. Taylor Swift fans literally getting cooked alive at a concert venue transformed into a tin foil oven tray in brazil.

I was gonna amend this to make clear that I don’t think Taylor Swift could be individually responsible for the decisions that lead to the death of Ana Clara Benevides (nor the fan killed in relation to ANOTHER of her concerts that week) until I read about the cover up. Taylor Swifts team is releasing false information to English-speaking outlets implying that the fan died before the show started, when in fact she died during the performance- where they were also using FUCKING PYROTECHNICS as audience members were passing out from heat exhaustion!!!

Doesn’t matter her personal level of involvement- she is the empress, she is in charge of her whole team, and the hiring/firing/management of folks who would make systemic decisions to undervalue the lives of her dumbass fans are on her shoulders. I also do not think her team would make decisions like this in the US- I think the lives of these poc fans mean less to Taylor because the US media will not do independent reporting on the deaths of Brazilians and her teams culpability in those deaths, and will instead run whatever narrative Swifts team puts forward. Fuck this racist ass woman. Both screenshots are from the garbage day newsletter by Ryan Broderick.

quichedborad:

aanabear2803:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

chaotic-aro-incarnate:

my-people-skillls-are-rusty:

peatbogbody:

literally cannot believe “first ever live action omegaverse show” is not bigger news on tumblr

The live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers!


It’s not just A/B/O, it’s Isekai A/B/O.

My mistake, these are two different live-action Omegaverse shows.

Pit Babe is a Thai show about Omegaverse racecar drivers.

Couple Or Not is a Chinese show about a guy being Isekai’d into an Omegaverse parallel universe where he’s mpreg with his Alpha rival’s child.

WHAT

tumblr tag screenshot reading "this feels like coasting along minding my own business & then getting hit with a bucket of fish"ALT

catchymemes:

mint-stone:

deadmentellnotales13:

lostcryptids:

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

ayamccabre:

saintofnotbroken:

monsterfactoryfanfic:

stairset:

stairset:

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

I am once again reminding people that it wasn’t unusual to have this sort of politics on the radio in the 2010s. It’s not ahead of its time, your culture just got fascist since then.

theoneofwhomisblue:

johnnyjoever:

theoneofwhomisblue:

cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits:

theoneofwhomisblue:

xzye-trelefor:

theoneofwhomisblue:

dayrlbiggins:

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

Alan turing didn’t even die tho

@theoneofwhomisblue wym he didn’t die?

He lived

Like dying, just didn’t happen for him

nuh uh

fuck you mean “nuh uh” >:

Nuh uh

He ain’t dead

kris-cant-spell:

island-census-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

agentleem:

I’ve seen people do these for a bit, so ima hop on this bandwagon.

If this post gets 1,000 notes by the end of January, then I will pick up an unreal engine project I started to learn the basics and make a small video gamig

You have made a horrible mistake

@island-census-wizard

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard

Bread?

pastadoughie:

yea

a-sentient-cup:

pebabmey:

girlblocker:

‘i can fix him’ ‘i can make him worse’ well I can pick him up like this.

a disgruntled kitten being held in the palm of a man's hand

here’s an actual photo my father sent me of his cat.

@official-megumin

basyacriptid:

had a dream where i was just listening my shit on yt and this meat thing was there growing and pulsing, leaking bloody liquid everywhere

and you know how everything makes sense in your dream, so my reaction was like “damn this thing again”

siphersaysstuff:

maggierobots:

evil-scientist:

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

sexygrammaticalerrors:

anniestrongart:

Give Us Roses While We’re Still Here
Transgender Day of Remembrance // Nov. 20th

This is just a poster I made the other day. I love all of my trans family, and I hope you take the day for remembrance & self care. 

supreme-leader-stoat:

xirlos:

submalevolentgrace:

luisonte:

Te lo has buscado Flunfis

Clearly not a lesson learned – the string in the back is tied together from two pieces. This has happened before.

redwaltz:

bigscaryd:

atombombtom:

atombombtom:

atombombtom:

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there’s this part that’s like “can we get a ring cam!” and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I’m just like fuck she’s so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there’s a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it’s not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

It’s not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

Like that one time they couldn’t figure out why Kermit’s audio was so garbage… then realized they’d put the mic on him instead of the performer.

aorticarchnemesis:

bezakonik-deactivated20210314:

i don’t get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

magical-bear-dubin:

xenomorphique:

hi-raethia:

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

My personal favourite:

Fuck ED.

We pasting now

the-gnomish-bastard:

captain-johanssons-wooden-ear:

the-gnomish-bastard:

captain-johanssons-wooden-ear:

the-gnomish-bastard:

etubrutebae:

the-gnomish-bastard:

alchemical-overreaction:

the-gnomish-bastard:

I will stab every single one of you fucknut chickenshit cockbiscuit cunts!

My hat is not stupid! It’s a perfectly acceptable gnome and wizard hat!

Dude chill tf out

NEVER

Ur hat is stupid, FYI

DO NOT INSULT MY HAT’S INTELLIGENCE

Nobody’s insulting your hat’s intelligence. Everybody is insulting your fashion sense, though

My hat is alive. So by saying that, you are calling a living thing stupid. Which is intelligence related. Calling an inanimate object stupid is a different insult.

If your hat is alive it’s wearing you as an accessory and i should doubt its fashion sense

No, I’m wearing it.

gay-david-tennant:

[Image ID: The image shows Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo on the right side and on the left side there is a text which reads ‘I wish all Goncharov enjoyers a very 1 (the one is crossed out) 50 year anniversary’. /End ID]

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island-census-wizard:

aroace-wizard:

agentleem:

I’ve seen people do these for a bit, so ima hop on this bandwagon.

If this post gets 1,000 notes by the end of January, then I will pick up an unreal engine project I started to learn the basics and make a small video gamig

You have made a horrible mistake

@island-census-wizard

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard

AHUHUHUHUHU

@good-wizard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @lixorloveslicorice @akronus-the-insane

memeuplift:

siphersaysstuff:

maggierobots:

evil-scientist:

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

disteal:

So I haven’t talked about this on main before, but the situation in South Gaza has gotten so horrifying that I’m p much throwing caution to the wind to desperately plead for eyes on this. I’m raising awareness about stories from activists in Gaza right now, including one of our own.

My lovely, wonderful friend Swin (aka tumblr user @combaticon) was deployed as a volunteer medic to a Gaza hospital on the 9th.

When the bloodshed started, she heard they needed extra hands in Gaza, she spoke Arabic and had the training, and she went.

I’ve been in contact with her throughout. She’s so incredibly brave it takes my breath away. My heart bleeds for these children she’s taking care of and how resilient they are is… astonishing.

Swin and these poor people have been under siege for so long, and they’re in desperate need of critical supplies. They have to filter water through their clothes, and it’s getting dangerously cold. Foods finally been getting through, but there’s not enough blankets and jackets to go around and there’s no fuel for the generators.

Their comrades in the West Bank have been completely pushed out by settler thugs. It’s incredibly unsafe to even be doing humanitarian work for Palestinians. Remember this the next time a Zionist tells you they’re doing this to ‘feel safe’. The IOF is arming lynch mobs.

On a personal note, this has been the most gut-wrenching week of my life. Every day when I wake up without a text from her I feel so much fear. I fight back the grief but I don’t know how to help or what to do. It’s terrifying.

Swin has asked for nothing, absolutely nothing other than something it can show the people around it to make them feel like they’re not going to be abandoned. To make sure they’re not forgotten in some pit praying Rafah opens before Israel decides to slaughter them all.

Today was a bad day. She’s alive but beyond worrying about her privacy now; she’s asked me to share this and to beg that we not lose steam and forget about them. Please share this, and please keep being fucking annoying and loud and digging your heels in with fury because we cannot let these people die silently.

[Times of Gaza] [QUD network] [Eye on Palestine]

[link to GCC registration website as the link in this picture is broken]

Please keep in mind that the Global Conscience Convoy is NOT soliciting donations, and registration is to sign up for attendance to the actual event in Cairo. There’s a list of other actions you can do to boost awareness for their protest at Rafah on the website.

paranormal-taters:

junior-theabgshark:

Do you miss all your old selves?

f0rcee:

no they are inside of me i hug them everyday and say u did such a good job

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

I abbreviate “Beetlejuice” to “BJ” with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it’s fine, it’s protocol, it’s a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, “I don’t even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm,” and it was a little less than fine, I think.

A screenshot showing that three users have tagged the post "#beetlejuice" in a row. ALT

NO!!!

memeuplift:

kiwi:

anagram-robot:

redpandamemes:

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

‘I will have to live on

- Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

shinjikari:

sliman mansour. perseverance and hope (1976)

yuri-for-businesswomen:

also this popular and often employed statement of „terfs are all miserable and want others to be miserable“ is not just a symptom of „everything has to make me. feel. good“-ery but also showing their asses like its nothing like oh what next? youre going to call me a hag? a crazy cat lady? youre going to call feminists the fun police? am i too hysteric for you, should i get a lobotomy? please. this is just conservative and meninist anti-feminism repackaged. like sorry it makes you feel bad when we talk about all the ways men make women suffer and how women are complicit in their own oppression. im going to call the babysitter to take care of you while mommy is having adult conversations with her friends shhh its okay

memeuplift:

chimaerakitten:

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

aflo:

ndiecity-deactivated20241101:

milf-adjacent:

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

slymewitch:

Ok a real challenge now

If this gets to 2000 notes before December starts Ill make an intro post for allllllll of my blogs

Edit: moved the goalpost 5000 is impossible

@good-wizard2 @asexualmisconduct @f4y3w00d5 @a-random-mooshroom @a-radio-d3mon @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @agentldiddy

WE MUST CONQUER

For a special occasion, I’ll change the rallying catchphrase

SUMMON THE ELECTOR-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @sun-almighty-wukong @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @pixelmade42 @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @a-radio-d3mon @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening

X-mutuals/elector mutuals, give Slyme love while I work on a spook for moth and radio

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

slymewitch:

Ok a real challenge now

If this gets to 2000 notes before December starts Ill make an intro post for allllllll of my blogs

Edit: moved the goalpost 5000 is impossible

@good-wizard2 @asexualmisconduct @f4y3w00d5 @a-random-mooshroom @a-radio-d3mon @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @agentldiddy

WE MUST CONQUER

For a special occasion, I’ll change the rallying catchphrase

SUMMON THE ELECTOR-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @sun-almighty-wukong @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @pixelmade42 @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @a-radio-d3mon @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening

X-mutuals/elector mutuals, give Slyme love while I work on a spook for moth and radio

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

the thing about adblock detection stuff is that for popular websites where the demand exists for an adblock it’s such a losing battle. best case scenario for the corporation is that the adblock will be broken for maybe a week before someone circumvents it again and adds that to the public blocklist. there is no adblock detection method that’s immune to the adblocker just lying to the website

“you know where the real money is? the set of people who go out of their way to avoid being advertised to. they’re probably ESPECIALLY susceptible to advertisement, I’d imagine”

caesarsaladinn:

hieronymus-botch:

caesarsaladinn:

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

Jeb!

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

pukicho:

pasta-yy:

pukicho:

pukicho:

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

that took 3 minutes.

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

yuor blog profile pic reminds me of orange guy for some reason so i sent you a picture of him and his pup on ur drawing box thing :-)

:P thanks

matrixonvhsanddvd:

These holes in your wall are beautiful. You punched these urself ? Wow

c-130jsuperhercules:

birdandmoon:

A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a narrators says "Wild Turkeys are one of North America's greatest conservation success stories. Here to tell us more is a wild turkey." A beautiful wild turkey pokes his head in and says "Oh hello!" In panel 2, the turkey says "Look what I can do!" In panel 3, the bump on his head extends down over his beak with a "vlooop". In panel 4, the narrator says "Okay, that's... thank you." The turkey bloops its dangly nose thing back up to the top of its nose and says "It's called a snood!" The narrator says "Thanks."ALT


vlooop

aroace-wizard:

whitepeopletwitter:

I still have people that say it but now it’s more of a joking way

bug-mp3:

mommy-mortis:

bug-mp3:

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

rice-enjoyer:

gif of a burning text that says "I FUCKING LOVE MY MUTUALS!!!!!!!"ALT

memeclassheroes:

rose-above-dark:

*Sisyphus insurrectionist horn summoning sfx*

*Pandemonium playing quietly in the background*

YOU’RE LISTENING TO

*Shotgun secondary fire explosion sfx*

663.9

*Parry sfx into explosion*

HELL FM

*V2 death sound*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT GREED BORN METAL *Husk getting fried sfx*

HERESY METAL *husk x3 yell layered ontop*

AND ALL OF HELL’S METAL *Coin getting shot sfx stutter before finishing*

THIS AINT YOUR VIRTUES STATION

*virtue lightning sfx*

SO GRAB YOUR WEAPON

*Railgun sfx layered x3*

BECAUSE THIS IS SO METAL IT WILL KILL GOD AGAIN

*Gabriel yell fade out*

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*