rightleftintheflesh:

animentality:

crisedoctobre:

trappper-johnathan:

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

I must say, as a non-american (who even LIVED in the US for several years), all these state polls really look to me like:

What do you associate most with East Virginia?

buzzards

the 2009 Marshmallow Ebola Incident

Sleve McDichael

softball

Randy’s Meat Hut

THE SAN MARINO EAGLES, BABY!! 🏈🦅🏈🦅🦅🏈🦅

26th president B. J. “Swiffer” Johnson

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False, the 26th president was East Virginia native B. J. “Swiffer” Johnson, born and raised (by wolves) in the beautiful state capital of Virginapolis, best known for inventing the belt buckles, keeping a pet alligator named “Swiffer Jr.”, and his pioneering contributions to racism against the Irish

whoredrigo:

science-fiction-is-real:

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

“spongebob is in dire need of some Marxist analysis” is not the hot take i expected today

captain-cargoshorts:

mobylace:

Me, checking IMDB: I bet it’s Doug

IMDB:

alexaloraetheris:

flagellant:

voice-of-illogical-sense:

this is what a Bodhisattva is

Oh, literally!

dovewithscales:

shitacademicswrite:

I’m going to sit on Torpenhow Hill, drinking my chai tea and reading a biology book about Eurasian brown bears (Ursus arctos arctos).

Don’t forget some naan bread.

So you can read your book about bear bear bears on hill hill hill hill with your bread bread and tea tea.

nokiisland:

guerrillatech:

carby:

transgenderfivepebbles:

frodolives:

1850s Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

👸🏻 girlbossladyjane follow

It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin’s expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that’s needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories…

🧔🏻‍♂️ queerqueg follow

the franklin expedition is dead as hell

👸🏻 girlbossladyjane follow

Disgraceful thing to say but I’d expect nothing less from a M*lville fan

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I’m normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn’t even that good by dickens standards tbh

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🎨 asherbrowndurand

Just painted this

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ss-arctic-girlie-deactivated18540927

RIP Napoleon… you may have been unable to conquer Alexander’s Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander’s bed

🖼️ preraphaelitebro follow

HERITAGE POST

📝 shakespearesforehead follow

How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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🌄 loyalromantic follow

poets just aren’t dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerate as i find ‘the living poets’ and i’m glad we’re finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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🎀 thefopdiaries follow

I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

📜 bartlebi-thescrivener

i think i hauve consumption

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🐋 whaler4life

They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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🌿 naturesnaturalist follow

I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we “evolved” from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you’ll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there’s nuance like i don’t fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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🤵🏻‍♂️ byronicherotournament follow

hottest byronic hero - FINAL

Heathcliff

Mr. Rochester

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🙈 butchbronte follow

Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i’m going to assume you’re a phrenologist

📖 sapphichelenburns follow

It’s not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. Anyway #rochestersweep

🙈 butchbronte follow

I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

📖 sapphichelenburns follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why’d you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i’m not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn’t technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im– #dickensposting #i can’t fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD….

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⭐️ newamerican

Hi guys sorry I haven’t been posting lately it’s been so difficult getting to California 💀 I’m finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I’ll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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@carbonmonoxide-detector how’s this one

I cannot distinguish this from regular tumblr. Zero notes CO level: Safe

shesnake:

tangent101:

shesnake:

thatredheadedfangirl:

shesnake:

some of you just need to pick up more hobbies outside media consumption. knit some scarves. have some gay sex

Does reading fanfiction count?

reading fanfic is literally media consumption……….. but idk who you are so idc what you do

So. Do *books* count as media consumption? And if not, why is fanfiction “media” but fiction or nonfiction books not?

It is never a bad thing to read and to have that as your hobby. And given you can easily enlarge print for fanfics and other online books, or use screen readers, it allows for increased accessibility for those with visual problems.

oh my fucking god just go outside

Some people can’t do that.

spitegoblin:

mysharona1987:

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

If this sort of weight-based medical bias happens to any of y'all, politely tell the doctor (during your visit) that you want them to write in your file that they are refusing ordering tests for you because of your current weight. This usually causes them to order the test anyways because they do NOT want a malpractice suit. Remember: You want to make a paper trail to hold them accountable.

dontfollowmeman:

squeakitties:

xeno-fluff:

squeakitties:

me to my buddy jeff: hey jeff can you do something for me

jeff: jeffinitely

Jeff I need you to kill somebody for me

jeffinitely. the killer

me to my buddy geoff: hey geoff can you do something for me

geoff: geoffinitely

galahadwilder:

jasontoddsguns:

galahadwilder:

galahadwilder:

So I just made a joke that “more women should poison their husbands” to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I’m apologizing profusely and he’s like “oh it’s fine it was funny” and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

lueduar01-deactivated20250112:

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - OVA 1995

im-ps2:

ancient-debris:

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tumblr post with screw holes at the corners so if you want to remove them and the front panel you can see all the fucked up bio-mechanical parts/circuits/wires inside.
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Such wonderful technology underneath

biscuitfoot:

jynxlovesluck:

the-incedible-sulk:

marzipanandminutiae:

thelogicalloganipus:

pixelshearts:

ossifiedocelot:

witchfell:

witchfell:

witchfell:

witchfell:

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

This is actually really helpful thanks

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

“if you can pinch an inch” congrats you have skin and flesh like all humans

I… I… thanks… for sharing this cause I needed a lot.. hopefully anyone who follows me and needs can benefit from it too…

I really wish this was a thing I saw a few years ago, but I’m glad it’s circulation is moving strong. Just like you my wonderful followers <3<3<3 be brave darlings, I believe in you

Take care of yourself, guys. Eating is good for you, your body needs it or it will shut down. If you feel like you need to get healthier or lose weight, there’s tons of ways you can do that, that doesn’t put your body in danger. NEVER STARVE YOURSELF

biscuitfoot:

jynxlovesluck:

the-incedible-sulk:

marzipanandminutiae:

thelogicalloganipus:

pixelshearts:

ossifiedocelot:

witchfell:

witchfell:

witchfell:

witchfell:

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

This is actually really helpful thanks

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

“if you can pinch an inch” congrats you have skin and flesh like all humans

I… I… thanks… for sharing this cause I needed a lot.. hopefully anyone who follows me and needs can benefit from it too…

I really wish this was a thing I saw a few years ago, but I’m glad it’s circulation is moving strong. Just like you my wonderful followers <3<3<3 be brave darlings, I believe in you

Take care of yourself, guys. Eating is good for you, your body needs it or it will shut down. If you feel like you need to get healthier or lose weight, there’s tons of ways you can do that, that doesn’t put your body in danger. NEVER STARVE YOURSELF

wickedwonderlandd:

cryoverkiltmilk:

contaiinedarmageddon2:

h0ld up

some0ne confirm

Nyandalf big natuwals

*turns phone sideways*

soggywetcatgirl:

gay sex

soggywetcatgirl:

gay sex

radiofreederry:

fairycosmos:

hyenabogblog:

fairycosmos:

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

Please remember that you do the exact same thing. Let’s give each other some grace and hope that we can work to heal each other.

i actually don’t say fucked up shit to children

orteil42:

speaking of game currencies at one point (10+ years ago) i was prototyping a browser MMO where you ride around space in giant cosmic creatures you tamed. for the most part the player race was humanoid but with some hinted-at avian ancestry, which means you’d shed some feather-like material every day - and because the supply of these feathers (my design docs from back then refer to them as “shiny little tags”) was slow but steady and scaled with population they just used that as currency. that’s them in the top-left:

lore-wise you’d come across wealthy NPCs who stopped bothering to collect theirs and would instead grow these dense natural feather coats as a status symbol. i think you generated 1*your level with each daily login? it was based on the idea of taking “time is money” literally but i don’t know if it’d make sense as a game economy. also maybe a little gross in retrospect. they were called chronons

orteil42:

orteil42:

orteil42:

i’m guessing at some point someone in charge must’ve been like “if there’s swords in the game then the currency is gold. if there’s spaceships the currency is credits. if you do otherwise i will kill you”

i haven’t played starfield yet but out of curiosity i had to check

every time

No Man’s Sky:

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pinokku:

sketchoco:

gengar-pixel-2:

seriously-nobody:

professional-termite:

kurtismcilroy:

zuuriell:

dewdr0pz:

clinically-delusional-deactivat:

sleepy-cat-maniac:

moku-and-his-madness:

juice-boxy:

Its Springlock Saturday!! Reblog to Springlock your mutuals <3

doin it. affectionately

@thetiredyuk @joeydrews-used-dildo @19-cats-in-a-trenchcoat

@1tzzbr1ght @unfairtradeyward @temporaltourguide @wormsinsdirt @wiblursaystuff @fraudfrogz @duckwithacapitald @sleepy-cat-maniac @redditplatinum @strangleetomz @thinkingaboutctommy @paradox-hq

@a-radio-d3mon @ace-call-me-what-youd-like

I dont have many mutuals on here but

UNO REVERSE RADIO >:D

very offended that @a-radio-d3mon forgot about me 😔😔 thanks @sleepy-cat-maniac

i mean this lovingly

@somebody-v @vibestillaxxx @zuuriell @so0tings @joviepog

YOOO FNAF!!

@agere-tomhiddleston-imagines @prettyboisteveharrington get springlocked, my dudes!! >:D

AAAAAAAGHTHTKGLGLGLGLGLDJSHHS

pulling out the list for this one (sorry kurt you got springlocked again <3)

@iceeericeee @helphowdoiusethis @janeway-lover @echosghoast @local-ragamuffin @violet-yimlat @fracturedvertebrae @brediest-littleguy @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis @prisencolinensinainciusol09 @youngstarfishphilosopher @kei-maki @not-sobasicbisexual @tujhse-raabta @secretly-larry-daley @seriously-nobody @spookyhollowart @sparrowsortadrawzzz and anyone else who sees this 🫵

*crunch* AAAAAAAAAAAA HOW COULD U DO THIS TO MEEEEE

@sketchoco @theenderdraco @theredheadedfelinepainting @thescarleteagle @virtualexpertanchor @renek-bane @yourlocalhauntedmansionnerd @uwu4771 @gengar-pixel-2 @creative-soul-22 @ghostsghoulsandhatboxes @grimgrinninggoth @grimm-grinning-ghost @galaad-spectre @haunted-muppet @jestercake @leonapreston @zero-rabbit @chelledoggo @clown-hour @ben-the-hyena @breakcoregivesmewood

what the FUCK DUDE?? OW!!! THAT HURTS!!!!

OWIE!!

@thatonerabbit @xxgalacticambitionsxx @kittieshauntedourfantasy

@emerald194 @ghostingyourass79 @sketchoco @comical-icicle

*SCREAMS LIKE MOKEY WHENEVER HES INJECTED WITH DROOGS* (425)

@spookyhollowart @burattinoo @snufbin @mokkuoakku @olainewashere

OH GOD- MY ORGANS!

I SUPPOSE I MUST SPREAD THE SPRINGS

@wuppydog @art1sty @izzuvvu @sharkbait-33 @creetchur-official @thesketchystar @nightkit92 @31nightshade @oddogoblino @jess-of-all-trades @howdydoodle-toodleloo @pnkq @the-arcade-doctor @the-random-internaut @unknownsolarspaceexe @azures-grace @thefandomlifechoseme

AUGHH!!

thickness-protection-program:

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identitty-dickruption:

“your partner isn’t responsible for your wellbeing”

“go tell this to a therapist”

“omg stop traumadumping” (after hearing a mild complaint)

can you guys hear yourselves? we are human beings. part of being in relationships (including friendships) with each other means looking after each other. we are responsible for each other. I look after your emotional needs when you need it, and you look after mine. sometimes things will be difficult and sometimes they’ll be outside my paygrade, and I’m allowed to step back from that. but you have to stop acting like it’s some massive toxic imposition on you to have to listen to someone talk about their feelings

b00bologist:

slimereveler:

world’s smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

anexperimentallife:

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

jonathontesticle:

zum1udontno:

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

cant beleive it. donasairs.

james-silvercat:

klinger4yossarian-deactivated20:

probablyasocialecologist:

the-fugitive-kaspy:

anuic-deactivated20220825:

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

Father Jones explained that his “advice does not contradict the Bible’s eighth commandment because God’s love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich.”

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

disgustinggf:

sprout-fics:

awsydawnarts:

wild-moss-art:

This is why I read the reddit comments

Reblog this with the most obscure thing you’ve had to research for fanfic

cannibalchicken:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

Reblog this post to kill 1 (one) cop!!

Thank you for your service

Had to steal, since reblogs were off.

neighbourhoodtwo:

neighbourhoodtwo:

i think people forget that its ok to like some bad music. everyone likes bad music. and not all shallow music is bad. yeah sure maybe this song about partying is just about partying but so what. people at parties probably want good party songs. like if your top song on spotify is one of the latest pop hits theres literally nothing wrong with that. its messed up that people get all high and mighty about listening to weevil and the heebiejeebies or whatever while shitting on some other person for liking mainstream artists.

happy spotify wrapped season or whatever what an important time to remember this

pit-of-frogs-deactivated2025011:

mr-craig:

I see you’ve noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms.
That’s myceiling.

wildersage:

asked my friend why the @ symbol is called (spider) monkey in german and polish and they sent me this drawing

squidward985:

passionpeachy-deactivated202312:

passionpeachy-deactivated202312:

This person said this to me over a random tag I left on a photo months ago and I don’t know how to tell them I have a debilitating mental illness that makes me unable to leave my house

Spent this entire day alone in bed crying so hard because OCD is ruining my life and I keep having paranoid breakdowns and then I see this…….at least it made me stop crying and made me annoyed instead so thanks

This is so good and succinct I wanted to reblog it

kira-serialfaggot:

kira-serialfaggot:

Bart, I shrank your mother

accidentalslayer-deactivated202:

theautumnaldemon:

Autumn’s gender is “LMAO /mean”

vedurnan-archive:

vedurnan-archive: