mlarayoukai:

mlarayoukai:

Honestly the best karmatic Justice served is Alex Jones and his company had to file for bankruptcy over the sandy hook conspiracies and even still he’s literally a billion dollars in debt. And when he said “lol good luck I don’t have that money so I guess I can’t pay it back” the judge said oh no you fucking don’t you are going to have to pay it off. Fantastic. Came a lil when I first heard it

Even selling all his rich people shit he still isn’t making a dent in that 1.1 billion dollars. Good. This is actually the closest thing to hell on earth for anyone

3liza:

Self-proclaimed ‘gay furry hackers’ breach nuclear lab

alexs-random-bullshit:

decadebattle:

What Do You Most Associate With Massachusetts?

Boston Tea Party

The Accent

Boston Cream Donut

Fenway Park/Fenway Frank

Boston Marathon

Salem Witch Trials

something else

See Results

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

Canadian here

Scout tf2

MIT!!

thefirstanomally:

were–ralph:

flizaa:

were–ralph:

once-a-polecat:

neuronary:

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

fallahifag-deactivated20240722:

[ID: Tweet by @/bintyalo that says, “If Israelis were indigenous to Palestine, they wouldn’t be so ok with its destruction. They wouldn’t burn olive trees that are older than their constitution. They wouldn’t attack historical religious buildings. Their hearts would ache at the destruction of our land”. End ID]

rndmpunk:

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

fagbass:

im so fucking serious when i say that no one is crueler to visibly disabled people than girlies with blue wolfcuts and sharp eyeliner wearing hundred dollar sweaters from shein.

like. there’s a weird misconception that it’s old people, but i have never once had an issue with anyone over the age of, like, 55. they are fine with me muttering to myself or making weird faces or not hearing them the first five times they call my name. that’s not a problem for them. when my brother goes out with a cane, they’re the ones who compliment it, and tell him the spikes and ribbons are a cute addition.

yesterday this pink haired girl in the bathroom told me that i needed to stay away from movie theaters if i was going to act like a schizo. ten minutes later an 80 year old woman complimented me on my bright red hearing aids and said she wished she had that confidence when she got hers.

anyways to the anon who just said that maybe i shouldn’t be in public spaces. thank you for proving my point

no offense but if you’re low support autistic or adhd and you’re thinking of adding on your story, i very much cannot stop you, but i beg of you to remember this post was about psychosis and physical disabilities. there’s a problem with people taking over posts about physical and more stigmatized disorders and making them about low support autism and adhd

hey okay addressing something ive been seeing in the comments.

the blue hair wolf cut is not the point. what im trying to say here is that alt girls, especially queer alt girls, especially queer alt girls with autism or adhd or anxiety, have a tendency to claim they are above ableism. they say that they cannot be ableist because they are a woman, because they are queer, because they have autism or adhd or anxiety.

yes!!! My school is a prime example of this. I go to an art school full of queer neurodivergent alternative people, so I assumed it would be a supportive environment of my disability. Nope! They photograph me and post it online, record me and other disabled people and neurodivergent kids with higher support needs, they write graffiti about how I’m faking. But then those same students will turn around and proudly call themselves leftists.

carolinemp3-deactivated06072025:

reblog to give prev a warm blanket a little stuffed animal and a cup of hot tea

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

grinderhash-deactivated20231003:

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL when Italian researchers gave lab rats MDMA (ecstasy) and played loud music, they broke out in a full blown orgy.

via reddit.com

okay but what did the rats do?

cock-holliday:

cock-holliday:

cock-holliday:

People debating the ethics of “killing” those robot police “dogs” and whether or not they should be considered benevolent tools versus violent weapons when real life police dogs already exist as non-benevolent tools and violent weapons

“Well we just don’t know what they’ll be used for.”

Idk bro probably the same way cops use guns and tasers and mace and tear gas and water cannons and noise machines and riot shields and clubs and batons and beanbags and rubber bullets and paintballs and bicycles and motorcycles and cars and drones and any other blunt item they can get their hands on, and oh yeah, also dogs. So like, not nicely?

A few people have said things along the lines of “exactly, they aren’t even alive!” The issue isn’t whether it’s a hunk of metal or a living thing.

Police dogs are living things, police HORSES are living things.

I love dogs! I love horses! My affinity for either goes extremely out the window when it comes to police dogs and horses because they are not pets, they are not cute little animals, they are now weapons.

I feel sad for the animals, and it is sad when they are killed, but as far as I am concerned, every cop dog and cop horse death is the fault of the cops, and not anyone else, no matter what happened to them—which, to be fair, is often they were killed by their own handler spraying and praying—because they are out there to be weapons.

I will never fault someone who kills a cop dog sent to maul them. I will never fault anyone who hurts a cop horse pulling the rider off when the purpose of the horse is to TRAMPLE dissent.

It’s not a dog, it is a weapon. It’s not a horse, it’s a weapon.

Cops are human people, but they are not your friend, not your ally. They are brute thugs. They are a weapon of the state.

Any destruction of a weapon sent to brutalize is self-defense and you cannot change my mind.

sachiko15:

🌱𓆟〜.+×°・🌱

greenflamethegf:

boomalope-pope:

nefertittythegreat:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

luxxlunaae:

mortimermcmirestinks:

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

lilkearnsie:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

gluten-free-pussy:

teathattast:

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

she’s Irish

It’s like finding out Hello Kitty has a boyfriend all over again.

Happy birthday pusheen!

Wait, hello kitty has a boyfriend!?

hetchdrive:

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

televisionenjoyer:

The worst thing that can happen to you on this website is making a post

feyosha:

mortvert:

Doubles as a delayed-fuse poop bomb

vamprisms:

hate when streaming services are like…. you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it’s free??? you think you’re an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

randomitemdrop:

zoomar:

Straight to dreamland, thanks to the power of sleep-inducing garlic.

Item: Sleep-Inducing Garlic, although that sure looks like a Garlic Fey or something there. This might qualify as a @randomencounters

somerandomdudelmao:

You know what. I loved this page so much I colored it haha

nativenews:

the-sofa-king-awesome:

epilepticsaints:

the tags on this post do not disappoint

cyphyree:

ALT

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Comics for Gaza’s Children by adamszym and 53 others

“The COMICS FOR GAZA’S CHILDREN charity bundle is finally up now on Itch! 121 comics from 53 creators for only $10!

All proceeds go directly to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund”

9 days left and currently almost halfway towards the $10 000 goal!

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

save me gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone save me

lexosaurus:

Okay, the “Youtube blocking everyone who uses adblocks from viewing their videos” thing was the final straw that made me finally switch to Firefox. And…I get it now. I get why I should have done this ages ago.

Thank you, Tumblr peer pressure, for helping me to better my online experience and safety.

beachsideufo:

c-130jsuperhercules:

heuy, oroginal artist of the alien in this image here. here is the orignal one with out the caption

tntgolem:

raddagher:

hello google chrome refugees

don’t use any of these browsers, they’re also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

This is circulating again-

reblogonalog:

only-tiktoks:

do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas:

sentimental-apathy:

I’m crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

Thank you youtube for having an actual good recommendation - their channel is Shoot From The Hip, I’m partial to their improvised plays

callmebliss:

phoub:

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

Happy This Thing Tuesday

syekick-powers:

syekick-powers:

english’s pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it’s technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.

creepycrag:

normal-horoscopes:

grettir-dun:

endminx:

highfunctioningfool:

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

corvin-ito:

i dont think ive put motivational sloster.mp4 on tumblr yet

also a gif version

the-a-j-universe:

Steam’s top-rated game is getting a free, eight-hour prequel campaign

Hey Tumblr, y'all see this?

i-the-spoonie:

babsvibes:

hilariouslarry:

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

fucking adhd. I have to run a con on my own brain to get anything done.

I’m staging everything I’ll need to do paperwork and a stressful phone call, real sneaky-like so as not to alert my brain to the plan. Going into the kitchen for coffee and casually turning on my computer as I pass. Telling myself I’m just picking up these papers so I don’t step on them. Planting my favorite pen in a strategic position.

Later, I’ll subtly imply that completing this task is quick, it’s easy, and it’s free. And then I’ll see everything laid out and think “well, surely a little 5-minute trial run won’t hurt, and of course I can stop if I want to.” and that’s when the bear traps will be activated.

and maybe you’re thinking nobody would fall for that but lemme tell ya: I know the mark and he’s a real goober. you can trick him into taking pills just by placing them on top of a package of mint oreos. he doesn’t even question it, just finds the pills on his way to the cookies and goes “sure, why not?”

redrook:

june-egbert-official:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I’m not a trannie or a fag so I don’t care, just give ‘em the medicine they need.”

“This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility.”

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

Someone who says they don’t care if dudes wear dresses and makeup is a better ally than someone who says they’re a safe space for women and non-binary people. I am not joking.

yeah I went to a gay bar recently with my husband tumblr user beemovieerotica, and a VERY confused capital S Southerner straight man in cargo shorts and a trucker hat showed up

apparently he (who through my drunken memory I remember only as Earl) liked some woman, and she told him that he wasn’t cultured enough and needed to attend his first drag show (she also flaked on him)

Now I’m reasonably androgynous and was wearing makeup, a short leather skirt, and black heeled boots, but still when this guy came up to me when I was standing off alone and asked “So. Do you come here often?” with a very earnest expression, I thought. Surely not. This guy doesn’t think I’m a straight woman does he????

Anyway I start talking with this guy and he has no idea what the fuck is going on but he is just a very kind and earnest dude and asked a lot of questions (while asking if it was alright if he asked those questions). I track down my husband and friends and I’m like y'all. We need to make sure that Earl has a Good Fucking Time tonight.

Man was completely out of his depth. At one point they put on a puppy auction to raise money for Pride, that started with a 6 ft drag queen in all her glory leading a leather pup out on a leash to the tune of that damned RSPCA “in the arms of the angels” song

We look at Earl. Nervous. He squints, laughs, and then goes “I was wondering why people were dressed like that!” He turned to me and asked “So they’re like dogs?” And I said yeah pretty much. And he just chuckled and went “Yeah I thought so with the tails! Never seen this before!”

When the first drag king came out, Earl looked at me wide eyed and went “There’s a dude version too?!” And I said yeah they’re called drag kings. And he said, low, “Drag kings.”

During one of the queens performances, he frowned, shook his head and told me, “Your legs are better than hers.” in a tone that implied he thought there was some travesty taking place and I should also be getting paid

When he found out I was there with my husband (and that I am not a woman) he profusely apologized and said “I’m so sorry, it’s dark in here and I thought you were a hot chick! I wouldn’t have said nothing if I knew you had a husband, I’m so sorry about that.”

When beemovie invited me to the dance floor with him later and I still had a drink in my hand, Earl said “Oh don’t worry about that I can hold your drink, you get on out there and shake your ass with your husband!” Then before we left, Earl bought me drinks for “Putting up with me all night and answering everything. Y'all helped me have a great time tonight.”

like. You gotta recognize there’s going to people who have never had interacted outside of their of their own community. This includes you. And just because your community is familiar with all the right vocabulary and how to correctly say something, it doesn’t mean they’re actually going to support you. If someone like Earl shows up, confused and out of their depth but kind and curious and earnest, you gotta have patience and truck through the small things, so when he goes back to his friends and his coworkers and they snicker asking how the drag show was, he can genuinely talk about how included we tried to make him feel and that he had a great time

The person matters more than the language

redrook:

june-egbert-official:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I’m not a trannie or a fag so I don’t care, just give ‘em the medicine they need.”

“This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility.”

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

Someone who says they don’t care if dudes wear dresses and makeup is a better ally than someone who says they’re a safe space for women and non-binary people. I am not joking.

yeah I went to a gay bar recently with my husband tumblr user beemovieerotica, and a VERY confused capital S Southerner straight man in cargo shorts and a trucker hat showed up

apparently he (who through my drunken memory I remember only as Earl) liked some woman, and she told him that he wasn’t cultured enough and needed to attend his first drag show (she also flaked on him)

Now I’m reasonably androgynous and was wearing makeup, a short leather skirt, and black heeled boots, but still when this guy came up to me when I was standing off alone and asked “So. Do you come here often?” with a very earnest expression, I thought. Surely not. This guy doesn’t think I’m a straight woman does he????

Anyway I start talking with this guy and he has no idea what the fuck is going on but he is just a very kind and earnest dude and asked a lot of questions (while asking if it was alright if he asked those questions). I track down my husband and friends and I’m like y'all. We need to make sure that Earl has a Good Fucking Time tonight.

Man was completely out of his depth. At one point they put on a puppy auction to raise money for Pride, that started with a 6 ft drag queen in all her glory leading a leather pup out on a leash to the tune of that damned RSPCA “in the arms of the angels” song

We look at Earl. Nervous. He squints, laughs, and then goes “I was wondering why people were dressed like that!” He turned to me and asked “So they’re like dogs?” And I said yeah pretty much. And he just chuckled and went “Yeah I thought so with the tails! Never seen this before!”

When the first drag king came out, Earl looked at me wide eyed and went “There’s a dude version too?!” And I said yeah they’re called drag kings. And he said, low, “Drag kings.”

During one of the queens performances, he frowned, shook his head and told me, “Your legs are better than hers.” in a tone that implied he thought there was some travesty taking place and I should also be getting paid

When he found out I was there with my husband (and that I am not a woman) he profusely apologized and said “I’m so sorry, it’s dark in here and I thought you were a hot chick! I wouldn’t have said nothing if I knew you had a husband, I’m so sorry about that.”

When beemovie invited me to the dance floor with him later and I still had a drink in my hand, Earl said “Oh don’t worry about that I can hold your drink, you get on out there and shake your ass with your husband!” Then before we left, Earl bought me drinks for “Putting up with me all night and answering everything. Y'all helped me have a great time tonight.”

like. You gotta recognize there’s going to people who have never had interacted outside of their of their own community. This includes you. And just because your community is familiar with all the right vocabulary and how to correctly say something, it doesn’t mean they’re actually going to support you. If someone like Earl shows up, confused and out of their depth but kind and curious and earnest, you gotta have patience and truck through the small things, so when he goes back to his friends and his coworkers and they snicker asking how the drag show was, he can genuinely talk about how included we tried to make him feel and that he had a great time

The person matters more than the language

hazeydaisey:

cloevr:

vergess:

pussyronin:

a white guy wearing a beanie that doesnt cover his ears just told a girl at a party that he hates “three hour black and white european films about the horrors of war” and was instantly teleported to hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights where a demon thats just two human legs and a carp’s head has begun breaking him upon the wheel

Cringe culture is not dead, unfortunately.

See, here’s a perfect example.

Someone just decided it’s cool and normal to bully total strangers based on an overheard snippet of conversation, and we’re all having a good laugh because of course That Guy Must Suck.

Why must he suck?

Well, a total stranger looked at him, disliked his hat, and heard him mention that he doesn’t like a genre of film famous for being depressing and difficult to understand.

Ergo, he must be unsalvageable.

But it’s fine, to disguise how this is just calling someone cringe for attention online, an overly florid reference to the western canon will be provided.

That’s the same as Not Assuming Other People Are Despicable because Their Hat Doesn’t Fit, right? Referencing historic artists is the same as compassion and basic decency?

There are plenty of random white boys with shitty film opinions that they use as a disguise for eg racism and sexism but that isn’t what happened here.

Go read it again.

What happened here is a bad hat and a bit of filler dialogue you’d hear in the background of a TV show were turned into justification for shitting on a stranger for fun.

its not a joke that actually happened its in news. they havent let him come home hes still up on the wheel

I went to Bosch’s garden yesterday and he was still there

kcggggg:

so i started postin at em

depsidase: