November 2023

dkpsyhog:

slightlydraconic:

headspace-hotel:

huffylemon:

i don’t think chess sets be like

I’m so sorry but

yeah

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

undertaleheritageposts:

e350tb:

impossiblycyberenthusiast:

impossiblycyberenthusiast:

kirbyofthestars:

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

I MEANT 2015

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

Undertale Heritage Post

icannotgetoverbirds:

a-sentient-cup:

cherryberg:

sacred-portal:

how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed

mortimermcmirestinks:

theuwuanimeblog:

notajerusalemcricket:

slimequest:

princesschristy:

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

this video sounds like arceus

Horrible! I’m reblogging it

was like “shame I’ll have to wait until thursday to reblog this” then I was like “WAIT!!”

butterfly-sapphic:

saintjosie:

our-queer-experience:

It's so fucking funny that I managed to publish this footnote as part of a peer-reviewed article in a serious and well-respected law and medicine journal.ALT
Moreover, calling trans people depraved freaks just for being trans is really insulting to those of us trans folk who work really hard to be depraved freaks.ALT

as someone who is trying to find it within myself to allow myself to be more of a depraved freak

like yeah

freakin ain’t easy

Link to article

littlegreenfag-deactivated20240:

pascal-0840:

I love grindr images like this, they’re so awesome sauced

How could you forget this classic?

semifinaldestination-deactivate:

A girl/ woman who thinks she’s better than you doesn’t necessarily have internalized misogyny. Maybe she is arrogant in general. Maybe you suck a bit.

pokemonheritageposts:

hyperion-punch:

yogaboi:

“There was a Pikachu at the grave of my little brother who loved Pikachu.”

I’ve seen this go around many times and this happend in the Netherlands. Here is the story that came with it (Roughly translated)

‘Micheal’s brother Robin was playing Pokemon last Saturday when the game released in the Netherlands. He said that he caught 2 Pokemon and then decided to visit his brother when his phone started to vibrate. To his suprise he found Pikachu on his brother’s Pokemon-style grave. 

The screenshot shows the wooden grave stone (made by the family) being accompanied by the real Pikachu. The image went viral. Micheal and Robin’s father had this to say ‘We are so so happy that people are talking about our son, who sadly passed away’. The father also said that he knows for a fact that Micheal, who passed away 13 years ago, is playing Pokemon Go ‘up there’. 

It becomes even more special: Pikachu is an rare encounter.

Robin said that Micheal always played Pokemon on his gameboy colour. Pikachu was his favorite Pokemon. ‘

Pokemon Heritage Post

memebreade:

missingno-polaris:

3e3a33:

ozi-uwu:

ozi-uwu:

whyg thr fuck is the terraria character be hot tho… I mean you got the

fuckable furry lady you got the

hot scalie guy…

Not you I don’t care about this one

hot bee Milf (maybe Gilf?)

greasy woman who can repair my car

I jhink this would bite my dick off

TWO sexy slimes (I think I could impregnate queen slimes lil gem in the middle)

sexy plant with tentacles, also a flower that could suck you dry AND then she turns into this:

I wonjer what that mouth do 😳 (It is surprisingly hard to find gameplay pictures of her)

oh yeah I can’t forget sexy dragon :3

Smash, that mouth-tendril can slurp out ya hp, imagine what else it can do ya know what I’m sayin??

@carbon-monoxide-detector

carbon-monoxide-detector:

reptilians-with-wifi:

nyancrimew:

undrsk0re:

nyancrimew:

why is it called monsret pipeline pink if you pour pink can orange out drink from glass

what

orgne

im pouring a can of pipeline punch into a glass, the liquid is orangeALT

@carbon-monoxide-detector

BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP!!!!

empress-of-dark2005:

blushroom-goddess-deactivated20:

c-53:

Need to share this one hit ko i got hit with

vaspider:

jacobtheloofah:

neil-gaiman:

derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

damnianweynee:

subterranean-fire:

Ecosocialist praxis

I support you poison Ivy

Reblog if you support Poison Ivy

That’s my girl.

dear-ao3:

why is everyone talking abt tumblr being dead i thought this website died years ago when they took away sex

without-ado:

A lesson on the greenhouse effect; Dr. Carl Sagan testified before Congress in 1985 on climate change l carlsagandotcom/full vid

argumate:

thenightetc:

hamletthedane:

hamletthedane:

hamletthedane:

I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot

OKAY STRAP IN because this is one of the WILDEST stories in aviation history.

In 1990, a British Airways BAC One-Eleven, captained by Tim Lancaster and co-piloted by Alastair Atchison, was cruising at 17,000 feet.

Around 15 minutes after take-off, flight attendant Nigel Ogden entered the cockpit to bring the pilots something to drink. One second everything was fine. The next second, the pilot’s side window blew out from the force of the pressurized cockpit. Even though he was strapped in, the force of the explosive decompression ripped the captain out of his chair and pulled him though the window.

The flight attendant immediately leapt forward and grasped the captain’s belt. The force was so strong - due to the plane’s speed - the captain slipped and was pulled almost entirely out of the plane, but the flight attendant caught his leg. The captain laid on the roof, then the side of the fuselage (the above image is an inaccurate recreation - the side window was smashed) and the flight attendant’s entire arm was soon outside of the plane, gripping him.

(Recreation from the show Mayday at the point of decompression)

At the same time, the event caused the autopilot to disengage, and the captain’s body hitting the flight controls caused the plane to enter into a deep dive. The throttle was set to full power and could not be accessed due to debris, meaning the plane was descending rapidly. The co-pilot, experiencing hypoxia, fought to control the plane’s dive while allowing it to continue descending to a level the passengers/crew could breathe at. He attempted to contact air traffic control, but the wind made communication impossible, so he broadcast a mayday signal. Finally, he was able to re-engage the autopilot and level the plane out at a breathable altitude.

Soon, the flight attendant’s entire arm was burned from wind shear and frostbite, and his grip began to slip. The other attendants entered the cabin to see what was wrong and took over holding the captain’s body. Seeing the blood covering the windows from the captain’s severe wind sheer burns and frostbite, the attendants and co-pilot knew he was dead. However, they could not let his body go because it could smash into the wing, horz stabilizer, or engine, and bring the plane down.

For 30+ minutes the co-pilot flew a jet plane with an OPEN WINDOW and his co-worker’s body hanging along the side of the plane. Finally, clearance to land from ATC came across over the sound of the wind and the flight attendants were able to dislodge the captain’s ankles from the flight controls without letting him go. The co-pilot successfully landed the plane.

(tw below for blood)

(Taken same day as the incident)

BUT HERE’S THE KICKER: when they reached the ground and evacuated, they realized THE CAPTAIN WAS NOT DEAD.

He SURVIVED being outside the fuselage of a jet airplane traveling 550mph at 17,000 feet. His only injuries were extensive - but mostly superficial - frostbite and windshear burns, bruising, fractures in his hand, and shock. He has since stated that he remembers the event and was conscious for much of the time he was outside of the fuselage. The only other injury was the flight attendant’s frostbitten/windshorn arm. Captain Tim Lancaster returned to flying five months later.

(Captain Tim Lancaster in bed several weeks after the incident, with flight attendant Ogden (+ Ogden’s wife) above him and co-pilot Alastair Atchison to the far left, along with the two other flight attendants)

Why did this occur? Because the plane had received maintenance the day before, and the maintenance supervisor did not check he was using the correct screws in re-installing the windscreen.

(Recreation)

So yeah: you can apparently survive clinging to the side of a jet airliner traveling 500+mph at 17,000 feet.

Wow! Didn’t expect this many likes for an aviation post.

Just a note that I was wrong - it was the front pilot’s windscreen, not the side-window! I’m used to looking at Boeing windows with different positions :)

If y'all want the full story & more analysis of what exactly went wrong, Mayday: Air Investigations did a pretty decent special on the incident. It’s free on YouTube here (and here on dailymotion if you’re outside the US).

@argumate​

you really couldn’t film a scene like this for a movie without it looking too fake to be believable.

mxamalgam:

This whole Palestine thing with the US being completely supportive of it hit me in the face.

It’s like the US is a guy you know and you’re fairly certain he’s part of a gang or sells drugs or something but then you walk in on him raping his dead baby sister and not even stopping once he knows you’re there

"The Bird Flu?" Yeah, they.. they tend to do that.

tallyhoot:

im pretty sure this is a reference to something but im eepy and stupid so idk whats going on

:

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but i needed to hear it today, so here goes: you should write that fic. you should write what makes you happy.

it doesn’t matter if the concept has been done before, you are still allowed to write your coffee shop/flower shop/college/western AU. you should write that fic that is wildly self-indulgent. you should process something dark and hideous through your fic. you should share something beautiful through your fic. those two things are not mutually exclusive, either. you don’t have to be dealing with something traumatic to write something considered taboo. and yeah, even if that might be a little out of character for that old man, you’re still allowed to write it.

and if someone gets so upset about it they’re in your inbox being an asshole, you have my permission to delete that message and move on with your day. you also have my permission to tell them to go fuck themselves. you do not owe an explanation to anyone.

tag appropriately, and write whatever the fuck you want.

catchymemes:

mxamalgam:

stantler:

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

If there’s a black Friday deal that’s not even 50% off or more I don’t give a fuck man

im-a-sentient-magic-carpet:

i-am-a-fish:

🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

U-unhinge jaw?

transbrotherhood:

“There is no epidemic of trans teens being rushed through medical transition by overly permissive doctors; trans people struggle to access healthcare at every age, and it has never been easy, let alone too easy, to be a trans child in the U.S. The articles claiming otherwise are recycling talking points that recognizably and overtly originate from anti-trans groups.”

What went wrong at the New York Times? (via charliejaneanders)

daily-spooky:

mxamalgam:

Am I the only person who’s head randomizes the pronounciation every time someone says the word “gif”

lesausageperson:

just-shower-thoughts:

Why do I boil myself like a lobster in the shower, but I hate the heat and overheat easily out of the shower

ah I have done Much Autistic Thinking about this and have come to the conclusion that it is because when you are boiling yourself like a lobster in the shower, you are in control of how boiled you get. but when it is a HOT DAY and you are In Your Clothes and Such, you are Not in control of how lobster-fied you become.

the feeling of lack of control during your warming-uppiness makes it negative. the fact that you are wearing Clobes that you want to stay Not Damp from your boiled state makes you go “No!!!!!!! I do Not wish to be Boiled right now!!!!” and u get Not Joyous.

however when you are blissfully aware of the fact that you are In the Waters and you can Control the Heats of the Waters to make you just the right amount of As Hot As The Sun, it is perfectly fine and pleasant.


it may also have something to do with your circulation idk

headspace-hotel:

I’ve been trying to work out a new system for speculative fiction genres because the sci-fi/fantasy binary we have is so incredibly uninformative and I’m concluding that there IS no good way to categorize books without the system becoming so overly complex that you’ll end up shorthanding it in unhelpful ways anyway. 

My dislike of the sci-fi/fantasy binary, on a practical/functional level, stems from several things.  

But actually coming up with an alternative is incredibly difficult because there are simply so many possible variations on what speculative fiction can be that getting anywhere close to accuracy involves getting so complex your system isn’t functional.

I do really strongly feel that these genres need to be done away with though, because

1)      they actually say almost nothing about a story by definition

2)      the only reason why knowing a story is “fantasy” tells you anything about it is that our perception of “fantasy” is super limited for no good reason.

There isn’t anything literally, actually, functionally different between fantasy in general and sci-fi in general outside of a pile of tropes that are tied to the genres for no good reason and that have become identifying marks of the genres for no good reason. The actual dividing line is 99% just what we’ve become conditioned to accept in terms of tropes.

There’s an absurd amount of tropes and world-building concepts that have absolutely no practical reason why they couldn’t work together, but are just not ever combined in stories because they’re associated with different genres or subgenres within sci-fi and fantasy.

I’m going to make a list of what I feel are glaring examples of this:

rrdiner:

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

toyota-supra:

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

kleefkruid:

My cats have this meow that means “please come with me to fix this” after which they’ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or ‘empty’) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem’, they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.’ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me… the rain. “Please fix this” they say. “Please get rid of the wet”

“Silly kitty,” I say, “I can’t control the rain.” I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

plastidecor:

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

image

totallynotcensorship:


there are NO tunnels under al shifa hospital

the IDF is LYING to excuse their war crimes

don’t stop talking about palestine

totallynotcensorship:


there are NO tunnels under al shifa hospital

the IDF is LYING to excuse their war crimes

don’t stop talking about palestine

slycecaik:

salad

slycecaik:

salad

slycecaik:

salad

only-tiktoks:

aroacearchangel:

hey. do whatever you want btw. it’s your identity. kiss people for fun. enjoy sex. nobody’s stopping you. being aro and/or ace doesn’t mean you have to be repulsed by romantic or sexual activities if you don’t want to.

and also! things only mean what you meant them to mean. you can have platonic sex and platonically make out with your friends. it’s true. just be sure to communicate so that everyone involved understands and you’re good.

lifeafterpsychiatry:

“But why do you let your disability stop you?” Because that’s…. what disabilities… do. That’s… literally the basic definition… of being disabled… A disability impairs your ability to function. That’s what the term means. That’s the main thing

do you still have the chikorita gif

huffy-1337:

boneville-deactivated20170521:

of course i still have chikorita.gif who the fuck do you think i am

THE LIL BINCH IN THE BOTTOM LSFT????

:

aroace people who also call themselves an allo identity (bi, lesbian, gay, straight, pan etc) ARE SO COOL!!!!!!!

gandlebob:

plagued-by-visions:

@transford-pines

aroacesafeplaceforall:

I present to you;

YES THIS IS APHOBIC

A series where I show comments and explain why they’re aphobic (sometimes it’s not needed)

Tw aphobic below this line

Keep reading

flannychan:

I wanna do a thing.

If you are asexual, or fall somewhere on the asexual spectrum (or think you might), tell me some of your thoughts on your experience being ace and what it means for you - like how you came to realize it, some specific things you feel define your experience, etc.

I find myself still coming to terms with my own identity, and hearing more from the community might help me put some of the pieces together.

nonamehorse:

srsfunny:

unskilledpoint:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

dartp:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

anton-exe:

dartp:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

dartp:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

dartp:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

dartp:

anton-exe:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

a-mimic-and-a-jester:

if this gets 200 notes ill read homestuck

it wont tho bc yall cowards

I MEANT UHH
I
TYPOED I MEANT TO SAY 300 NOTES

DEFINETLY

FGHJK

:)

if it gets to 1000 you should make a fancomic

fuck you maybe i will

less than 400 more notes needed op

im gonna cry

less than 300

kill me

hey what if i put this on mspfa

Enter name

Your name is MIMIC JESTER. You have a variety of INTERESTS, of which reading Homestuck is NOT ONE OF THEM.

i cant see im bliiind

(blii-i-i-i-ind)

if your gonna go through all this trouble yall might as well follow me so you can see the comic

of which you now must make

if it gets 5000 notes ill do a fan animation (yes I’m an animator who is also stupid)

ogay gaeng aer we raedy foar roeudn 2.