Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
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ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
Orders from my shop help me pay rent. Orders from my shop help me buy groceries. Orders from my shop help me pay for gas. Orders from my shop help me pay for a gift for my fiance that I might not otherwise be able to afford. Orders from my shop help me pay for my future wedding. Orders from my shop help me pay for therapy. Orders from my shop helped me leave a toxic household.
Shop small, especially if you can afford it. I know sometimes corporations have cheaper options.. but that extra $5 is far more useful to a small business owner. If you can afford it, shop small any time you can.
Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real
Cryptogeology is also like “Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody’s seen it do it. But I’ve been tracking it since Saskatoon.”
AOC shines a harsh spotlight on Alito’s corruption: refusing to recuse in the Singer case after receiving a substantial bribe. He ruled in Singer’s favor to the tune of $2.4 Billion. Nice return on investment, I think!
Israeli drones dropping tear gas on us: AJ correspondent
Al Jazeera’s Nida Ibrahim, reporting from the occupied West Bank, says Israeli drones have dropped tear gas on the Palestinians gathered outside the Ofer prison in Beitunia.
“The numbers of Palestinians who have made it here today is much less than the ones who made it yesterday [Friday] … because we do not have a list of names of the Palestinian prisoners who are going to be released,” she said, standing near the crowd awaiting the release of the second round of Palestinian prisoners.
“We do not know whether they’re going to be released from here,” she said, standing near Ofer Prison. “We’ve been seeing confrontations between Palestinians and the Israeli forces stationed [nearby].”
Ibrahim was visibly uncomfortable, coughing and tearing up as a result of the inhalation of the tear gas.
The protests that happened at the macy’s day parade are so important specifically because they tried to stop people from finding out about them. I watched the whole parade and didn’t see a single sign or protestor, because try as they may to claim the show is live, they’ve been doing this for decades, they have full control over what footage the camera’s capture and when ads conveniently cut away from what’s happening. I found out from the few people still talking about the protests that there were any happening at the parade today.
They know we’re all getting so tired and sad of hearing about what’s happening. They want to make it as difficult as possible for us to interact with it, in hopes that we give up. They want you to say “It’s Thanksgiving, we deserve a break from hearing about this.”
I know that it hurts and it’s stressful to try to help, but we have to keep going if we want anything to change. The writer and actor strikes were successful because they didn’t give in.
It doesn’t have to be much, you don’t have to spend your days doomscrolling footage and fighting zionists. Just email your representatives each day, boycott businesses that support Israel, and hang on tight. As long as there is hope, there is a way through. The Palestinian people will be free.
Stop calling Gaza an “open air prison.” Prisons are filled with convicted criminals. Prisons have food. Prisons have water. Prisons have electricity. Even prisons have medical treatment. Gaza is not a prison; it is a concentration camp.
in the US, you’ll often see two gas stations across the street from the other. this can seem odd, or even like a design flaw, but the reason for this is to better accommodate drivers, without requiring people to turn around or drive through traffic to reach a station. there’s a reason for it! and that reason is poor street design
to put it another way: in america, it’s easier to build a second gas station 50 feet away from the first, than it is to turn around in a lane
So I'm in nursing school and something one of my instructors said about obesity really bothered me and IK you're a doctor who Actually Knows about weight as it pertains to health so I wanted to see if you'd weigh in (pun not intended)
She said, in reference to cancer risk factors,
"poor nutrition, especially one that is high in saturated fats, increases your risk for obesity which increases your risk for cancer... Physical activity, again obesity is a risk factor for multiple disease processes, cancer being one of them... So being immobile increases your risk for obesity which increases your risk for certain cancers."
When I heard that in our lecture vids, to me it seemed like she was using the wrong variables to connect poor diet and lack of exercise to cancer
[disclaimer: this instructor is dangerously incompetent, often wrong in her lectures, no one ever does well on her exams because she doesn't teach properly, and my other instructors for that class are accumulating evidence to get her removed from that position] so I don't take much of what she says as legit, but I'd like to know WHY its illegitimate, if it is
If you don't feel like addressing this all yourself, I'd also appreciate you throwing some resources at me to read
What she’s doing is looking at a set of interconnected variables and assuming a causal relationship. This is dangerous—I would cover why, but I don’t teach psych stats labs anymore—and what she should probably be saying instead is that being sick tends to go with being fat, rather than that being fat causes being sick. To the best of my knowledge, no one has proposed a clear pathway by which being fat would lead to cancer. Now, fat tissue does make estrogen, which raises risk for some cancers—but lowers it for others, and protects bone density, so it’s always a personalized discussion in patients I’m looking at putting on estradiol.
Now, there are definitely dangerous things you can do with diet. Trans fatty acids are more likely to lead to vascular health problems than good old fashioned natural butter. But “diet—>fat—>cancer” is just bullshit, and if any of my beloved haters out there want to produce high-quality and compelling evidence to the contrary, go right ahead.
Orders from my shop help me pay rent. Orders from my shop help me buy groceries. Orders from my shop help me pay for gas. Orders from my shop help me pay for a gift for my fiance that I might not otherwise be able to afford. Orders from my shop help me pay for my future wedding. Orders from my shop help me pay for therapy. Orders from my shop helped me leave a toxic household.
Shop small, especially if you can afford it. I know sometimes corporations have cheaper options.. but that extra $5 is far more useful to a small business owner. If you can afford it, shop small any time you can.
You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”
[Start ID: An image of The Hulk giving AntMan a burritto, with the tex: “Green Shrek” over The Hulk. “Man”, over AntMan, and “Burritto” over the burritto.
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A reply from User: Sally Simphon says: “His name is Burce Banning.”
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Op edits the picture now with the text: “Green Shrek” over The Hulk, and “Burce Banning” over AntMan. “Burritto” is still over the burritto.
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A reply from User: dickdefeating: “why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??”
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A reply from the User: BunnyRamen: “They changed his name to David though”
Alongside another reply from User: JuneOfMyKonos: “You spelled Bruce wrong.”
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A reply from User: FruityPebble: “um, i think it’s spelled buruto sweaty”
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Replies from multiple Users with text along the lines of, “Isn’t that a taco?”
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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
“The mortality rate of caterpillars is staggering. Some experts believe it hovers around 99% for many species. They are nature’s hotdogs and seemingly everyone wants a bite. Birds and other insects are especially voracious predators.”
There’s this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I’ve had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I’m this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there’s a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you
There’s this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I’ve had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I’m this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there’s a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you
This was supposed to be funny haha and it makes me giggle cuz- what if Kriegsmen had a girl worth fighting for? Glorious death? Nah, love for a woman.
(I will tag my Warhammer stuff that is supposed to just be for fun and a joke as Warhammer 40K parody.)
My husband send me this this morning saying “look who got featured on ifunny.” 😂
Only for me to remember I never put my name on my comics. Welp. Also I don’t care for ifunny much but the 97% of the comments were really nice to read. The other 3% just bitchin cuz they can’t get their dingle wet.
Here’s a cool older piece I made as part of a secret santa pixel art exchange. One of my favorite pieces still. It was fun figuring out how to use this palette without feeling like it was too dominated by one or the other.
very painful to me personally that “film bro” is becoming synonymous with someone who watches movies that are not marvel or disney products or blockbusters. that “film bro” is becoming synonymous with someone who watches foreign film. tik tok is tik tok but this sentiment and refusal to interact with art outside of the popular, outside of your comfort zone, outside of what’s english… it’s just crazy…
film bros when you tell them that your idea of “what a film is” is limited to “interchangeable blockbuster number 132” and you don’t ever think about what you see
which is actually pretty damning on an even higher level than anti-intellectualism and overall stupidity pride when you think about how much fucking propaganda is in those and in film format in general
The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.
Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children’s comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️
I would like to state that the Incan Empire lasted until the mid 1500s, and the Spanish Inquisition / expulsion of Jewish people from Spain and Portugal occurred in the 1400s, after which a contingent of migrants could have reasonably fled to the Americas on Portuguese trading vessels that were already operational in the region and moved to inland South America / Qusqu where the story took place.
Kronk CAN VERY WELL be not only Jewish but also a survivor of the Inquisition itself.
This is completely historically feasible and haters can eat my toes.
The Emperor’s New Groove movie had an electric floor waxer in it
Offering ‘one egg’ is a thing a man behind a tree does, who is often theorized to be Gaster, who is originally from the game Undertale, but Deltarune has put more focus on him
why do undertale-deltarune fans assume every mysterious character is the same guy. just because there’s one mysterious guy whose name you know you just assume everyone you don’t know is that guy? get real
every single sprite in undertale is a different character. sprites of walls, floor, fx and other things included.
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