November 2023

guerrillatech:

edgar-allan-possum:

supreme-leader-stoat:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

thedragondorks:

crazydane666:

I love that BNHA is so popular but I’m kinda sad because it would be hilarious to show a picture of the classroom and go “who’s the main character?” Because Izuku isn’t special enough or bland enough to stand out. It’s amazing.

Proof:

If you haven’t seen it, point out the main character

please tell me it’s the demon pink smol thing

she is in our hearts

You’re all forgetting the anime seating chart

Clearly, the main character is Mineta.

That looks slightly outdated. I’ve noticed a rise in the main love interest having the seat right next to the main character so they can share books.

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats

they’ve told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge

also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me “you should check out the river at the end of the road, there’s a tractor in it!” like he wasn’t the one who put it there

coolmaycroft:

Oh shit they’re going after the turtles now…

da-mous:

if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you’ll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender

tymera:

communist-hatsunemiku:

@tragedygirlsivam

capricefrenata:

seaslux:

Beware the Forest’s MushroomsYoko ShimomuraSuper Mario RPG

pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3,
pikmin new play control for the wii,
pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7,
pikmin eighteen billion and eleven

pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin,
pikmin temptation and pikmin sin,
pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom,
brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE… FORCE…

pikmin fortnite
pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand,
pikmin adventure (nintendo land),
pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl,
new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball

pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it
love it or hate it you will find it…
pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it
love it or hate it you will find it on there.
..
(pikmin on the gamecube)
(pikmin on the gamecube)
(pikmin on the gamecube)
(pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

pikmin

@unremarkabledog asked me to do this

ft. all these Synthesizer V banks

swiftrunnerfelidae:

optimalmongoose4:

I’m desperately trying to figure out how to translate the original post’s reply of “actually adding fat to your veggies makes it easier for your body to metabolize the nutrients they contain also you get more nutrients out of food you enjoy” into a similarly-worded point about how desperately trying to make a minority character (such as a trans character) “good rep” is a losing battle that ultimately reinforces Hayes Code like structures that will ultimately lead to actual minority voices getting silenced due to being “problematic” and I’m just not getting there.

keldeer:

tiktoksforlosers:

X

willtheweirdrat:

conservatives’ “God makes no mistakes” vs Against Me’s “what God doesn’t give to you, you’ve got to go and get for yourself”

thecosmiccrow:

scentedwonderlandpoetry:

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day everyone.

May you all enjoy a good scream for 30 seconds before vanishing.

anistarrose:

okay tumblr it’s time to shake things up

🐛

cecil gershwin palmer

vanilla extract

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go go go fight fight fight

username-not-registered:

ashtarthysscribe:

justducklord:

Hey, y'all, does anyone know how to counter the Wall of Flesh opening????? The answer is time sensitive.

Feed your pawns into it to grant your king immortality. Then the rooks. The bishops, oh yes, them too, the old faith must be done away with for the ritual to work. And you can’t risk your knights turning on you out of some outdated sense of “right and wrong.” And the Queen? Your Queen?

You know what must be done.

You have to attack the eyes, they have the lowest defense

greelin:

greelin:

[guy who keeps dying and coming back voice] Why does everyone look so upset lol

did someone like. die. lmao

gremlin-pattie:

hempkitty:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

disgustinggf:

little-silly-things-deactivated:

I DID NOT EXPECT A FOOD FROM MY CHILDHOOD TO SHOW UP HERE

rants-about-opm:

The protests that happened at the macy’s day parade are so important specifically because they tried to stop people from finding out about them. I watched the whole parade and didn’t see a single sign or protestor, because try as they may to claim the show is live, they’ve been doing this for decades, they have full control over what footage the camera’s capture and when ads conveniently cut away from what’s happening. I found out from the few people still talking about the protests that there were any happening at the parade today.

They know we’re all getting so tired and sad of hearing about what’s happening. They want to make it as difficult as possible for us to interact with it, in hopes that we give up. They want you to say “It’s Thanksgiving, we deserve a break from hearing about this.”

I know that it hurts and it’s stressful to try to help, but we have to keep going if we want anything to change. The writer and actor strikes were successful because they didn’t give in.

It doesn’t have to be much, you don’t have to spend your days doomscrolling footage and fighting zionists. Just email your representatives each day, boycott businesses that support Israel, and hang on tight. As long as there is hope, there is a way through. The Palestinian people will be free.

crafty-lotum-deactivated2024022:

this will always be my favourite photo i have 😭😭

kaijuno:

terpsikeraunos:

i love the song scarborough fair. it’s like hey are you going to the farmer’s market? get these herbs. and if you see my ex tell them to do something impossible.

ravings-of-a-mad-scientist:

ravings-of-a-mad-scientist:

Math

Geologist: I do more math than you might think

Chemist: I mean, chemical equations are basically mathematical equations. If you think about it (I also do math math)

Physicist: Oh, yeah, it’s all math but we just handwave it

Mathematician: YOU DO WHAT!?

Quantum Physicist: *regularly does math that is literally beyond human comprehension* *now resides in a higher plane of existence*

Engineer: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL DIE

Military Scientist: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL SURVIVE

Topologist: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL BE MOSTLY UNAFFECTED

Philosopher: But what even IS math, really? No seriously, what is it?

Organic Chemist: I kinda forgot how to do math, to be honest

Biologist: I literally only chose this field so I wouldn’t have to do math. I love stamp collecting

Biostatistician: wtf

Computer Scientist: Hah, I don’t even need to compute my own math now that I have a computer to do it for me!

Computer: *fails to compile*

Stack Overflow Forum: it will take roughly 56 years to fix this

Computer Scientist:oh

maniacmcgee:

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

joeylivesinspace:

baguettegazette:

bassbabe:

haileyhurts:

yanderrre:

haileyhurts:

jung-hooked:

ittybittytittydiaries:

tiktoksnow:

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

image

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

im seriously considering doing this for me grandmother

intersectionalpraxis:

Video description: A young woman, wearing a graduation hat with special sashes; one of which has a Palestinian traditional design on it; starts to take a video of herself -while she backs away from the camera and spins to her right to pose; her caption on-screen states:

did you know that Palestinians have one of the highest education rates in the world? 96% of the Palestinian population is literate. This rate is higher than the “high human development” average. We’re also known as the worlds most highly educated refugees. This is because we’ve heavily relied on education to maintain our culture, sovereignty, and dignity as the Zionist colonial regime attempts to ethnically cleanse us and erase our history [insert image-watermelon emoji].

Annotated

qvincvnx:

mouseshouses:

Thank you letters

#drifted off for like 15 minutes exploring watsonian explanations for the mousetrap desk #aristocratic emigré writes letters atop a stolen guillotine. athenian statesman repurposes the shield of a spartan who failed 2 kill him #it’s an intriguing setup!! to me!!! (via @sashayed)

cannibalchicken:

30-minute-memes:

30-minute-memes:

30-minute-memes:

It is Wednesday, my dudes

reblog or die

i forgot my followers are depressed kids

REBLOG TO DIE

I wasnt interested before but i am now

rumpledspinster:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

minicy:

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.

I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”

Opera cat

gallusrostromegalus:

toxicyurienthusiast:

funnytwittertweets:

love wins actually

This works as an answer to the metaphorical problem because the key is for the hedgehogs and prcupines to be a bit flexible about how they position themselves and keep thier spines pointed in such a fashion to minimize poking, just like how in human relationships you have to be a bit flexible and concious of your position relative to others, and to manage your sharp bits to minimize the harm you do to others.

soap-lady:

dwbh888:

dr-pepsi:

jenniferrpovey:

The time this woman is taking to educate is much appreciated!

I’ve got mad respect for the effort that goes into taking care and styling these hair types 💜

Considering black ladies and girls start a intense hair routine as early as three, they get all my respect.

Fuck prophecies, I will escape to the woods!

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

another essential read, maybe even as a counter/companion to “conflict is not abuse” (which i am now dipping into some criticisms on) is david graeber’s “the bully’s pulpit” about the relationship between power, performance, and domination.

honestly, the part about cowardice was extremely striking to me.

“Most people dislike wars and feel the world would be a better place without them. Yet contempt for cowardice seems to move them on a far deeper level. After all, desertion—the tendency of conscripts called up for their first experience of military glory to duck out of the line of march and hide in the nearest forest, gulch, or empty farmhouse and then, when the column has safely passed, figure out a way to return home—is probably the greatest threat to wars of conquest. Napoleon’s armies, for instance, lost far more troops to desertion than to combat. Conscript armies often have to deploy a significant percentage of their conscripts behind the lines with orders to shoot any of their fellow conscripts who try to run away. Yet even those who claim to hate war often feel uncomfortable celebrating desertion.

About the only real exception I know of is Germany, which has erected a series of monuments labeled “To the Unknown Deserter.” The first and most famous, in Potsdam, is inscribed: “TO A MAN WHO REFUSED TO KILL HIS FELLOW MAN.” Yet even here, when I tell friends about this monument, I often encounter a sort of instinctive wince. “I guess what people will ask is: Did they really desert because they didn’t want to kill others, or because they didn’t want to die themselves?” As if there’s something wrong with that.”

tagfer:

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pokemon unite scares me but the holowear is awesome

snorlax in particular does not miss


existennialmemes:

I put the ROMANCE in

PARANORMAL ENCOUNTER

memeuplift:

poleaxewife:

Hey can i rip your wings off? Haha sorry that was wierd. Can i tear your halo from your head? Haha omg that was so random. Can i tear the divinity from your wretched form, removing you from the guiding hand and will of that which made you? Can i supplant your divine spark with wires and cables? Can i replace your golden halo with a golden circuitboard? Hypothetically

aflo:

moved-to-strudel-fatpaws:

“why are you obsessed with talking about fat people” im kind of very affected by being fat for every second of every day for my whole life my bad bro. i’ll do better

princessparakeet:

moonlandingwasfaked:

princessparakeet:

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

catboybiologist:

creepymutelilbugger:

This is a huge part of why listening to public trans discourse as a trans biologist is infuriating. 4chan OP is based AF.

guooey:

courtesycalling:

Youtube thumbnail of a video titled "i'm sorry." with 7 views from 2 days ago.
The video is of Wheatley from Portal 2 saying "I want you all to know that I'm machine learning and machine listening. To women"ALT

pineplapple:

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

czesca:

can’t believe we’ve all been here since we were 14 and now we’re all 20000 years old

pakchoys:

anti monarchy eccleston going strong as ever

catsofyore:

A pleasantly round and soft-looking ivory carving of a very fat cat,  yellowed with age. It is curled into an upright sleeping position, its front paws are barely visible, neatly tucked under its chin.ALT

Round Plumpling or Plump Roundling? Mid- to late 19th century. Source.

indigovigilance:

fellshish:

Fandom is amazing we’re all just writing stories for each other and making gifs and video edits and fanart and for what? For sharing the joy of it, the love of it. So we can look at another human and see ourselves

Every time I talk to an irl person about what I do here they’re like “are you going to monetize that” and I’m like, you do not understand. You do not get the point. I am doing 10-15 hours a week of academic research and writing for pure and simple love of my clan. Tumblr is my cave and we’re all just in here drawing pictographs on the walls, leave your currency OUTSIDE.

boobiemom:

smooththegoofyshark:

ygosideblog:

spdy4:

ashestoashesjc:

megadethzenbu:

floating-head:

princesspornstar:

super-saiyan-rose:

frommetrunui:

ygosideblog:

who keeps giving her these things

she ends up condemned too D:

damn bitch get it together

She’s a Darklord now too

This what my phone translates the last card to

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

toskarin:

paperpalooka:

toskarin:

2024… year of the royal we

Finally…

your wiiness

orteil42:

i took so long to fix these glitches they gave people stockholm syndrome. anyway my advice for designing software that appeals to everyone is you don’t