November 2023

original-username42:

amateur:

Sisyphus made this post

nefarious—bnuny:

neuroxin:

sandmandaddy69:

country boys make do

gooseisrandom-deactivated202408:

i should be an iconic tumblr post

doyouknowwhatimeme:

gooseisrandom-deactivated202408:

i should be an iconic tumblr post

frawgs:

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

asynca:

Hands up if you’re sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they’re doing this shit in our name

nick-nonya:

a top down image of a trampoline with "tap on this point very quickly" superimposed on top. Doing so will zoom the image in and out which looks like you're jumping on the trampoline ALT

(you need to view the image or you’ll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

technofeudalism:

let’s be clear about one thing: i am a sentient chattering skeleton operated primarily via a pulsating moist ball within me containing 86,000,000,000 neurons firing simultaneously, resident to an extensively exploited piece of rock 8,000 miles in diameter whipping around a slowly decaying, 4,600,000,000 year old ball of plasma at 67,000 miles per hour

i am not “afraid” of the future. i am angry at the prospect of such an improbable and radically chaotic existence being wasted on something as fictitious as “profit”

sobeautifullyobsessed:

agoddamnedrayofsunshine:

sneakyfeets:

unpretty:

inkstainedchocolateeyes:

unpretty:

thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

…i did not know this, thank you

If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.

So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing

This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.

I didn’t know this. This makes me feel a little better

I saw this post a while ago, and my life has been all the better for it. Releasing that stress to fall asleep when you’re on short hours to begin with has been a huge relief.

I shared the info with a coworker who had trouble sleeping the night before a sun-has-just-come-up shift, and it has helped her as well.

bogleech:

bettergobackoutandfindher:

thetursithan:

Hunting…

@onenicebugperday

Worlds tiniest cheetah catches worlds tiniest vulture

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

jhomikle:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

jhomikle:

l1terally-justawizard:

lemochaaa:

IF YOU ARE A TALLY HALL FAN OR CARE ABOUT THE PLACE MARVINS MARVELOUS MECHANICAL MUSEUM PLEASE KEEP READING!!!!!!!!!

MARVINS NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!! THE PLACE IS AT RISK OF BEING DEMOLISHED!!!!! SIGN THIS PETITION :

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ADD YOUR NAME AND EMAIL FOR THE MOST PART AND THEN YOURE DONE.

PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND SHARE THE LINK TO PEOPLE WHO WOULD CARE!!!!

OMG I love those guys!

@agentldiddy @terrencetheshark14 @mayhem-moth @blacktipreefsharkwizarding

This place is on my bucket list to visit!

Don’t let it be demolished!

Wait can you be any age to sign the petition?

I have no idea, but I wouldn’t know of any reason why not

I dunno sometimes only 18+ can sign, though i think that may be for government stuff

emptyheadgamer:

bakersfield-row:

chaser:

chaser:

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

Alrighty then

The image of the pivotal moment in television serial Supernatural where Castiel finally, after all this time, admits his love for Dean Winchester. Tears run down Castiel's cheeks as he bears his heart for Dean, with a longing that has pent up for years painted clearly on his face. As we scroll down we are met with the cold, unmoved stare of Dean, almost as if the feelings were not reciprocated. Could it be that Castiel's heart will be broken? Will this all end in heartbreak? But wait, what is this as you scroll further? Why Dean is clutching what appears to be, yes, it is a pregnant belly, he is clearly filled with child. What joy our hearts are filled with as we see Dean's reply to the proclamation of love. "I know" he replies simply, as the blessing of new life that swells within his tender chest says more than a thousand words ever could.ALT

gonzo image captioning

sacred-portal:

feelingsoftheday:

You treat me right ima treat you even better

sekritjay:

Thanks tumblr for sending me a notification about someone mentioning me in a post from EIGHT YEARS AGO

Since you’re sending me late post, could you also find out about that tax rebate the government owes me from last year? Thanks tumblr! Thumblr

i-give-chess-pieces-to-people:

woo-in-different-lengths:

t0esniffer69:

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

wooooooooooooo

a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece.ALT

[ID now in alt text]

autodiscipline:

A discord server called bar where strangers who drink alone in their room can go to socialize & there’s channels such as “bar fighting’ & ‘smoking a cigarette outside’ etc.

i-give-chess-pieces-to-people:

woo-in-different-lengths:

t0esniffer69:

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

wooooooooooooo

a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece.ALT

[ID now in alt text]

antposting:

sad bindle with ant

r0zeclawz:

guooey:

I’m obsessed with how stoic this creature turns out

born

alienbycomics:

[Begin image description: comic with 4 panels. Panel 1- Title: “Progress Report.” A transfeminine person named Riri undressing in a dressing rooms looks in the mirror in surprise, saying “I have boobs now!”

Caption: coming up on 6 months on HRT, I’ve already noticed some big changes.

Panel 2: 2 people are shown wearing backpacks. The first is a male presenting person looking worried, Riri pre-transition. Dark tentacles spill out of their small backpack, representing anxiety and depression. The second figure is Riri post-transition, femme- presenting and looking calm. They have a bigger backpack with the dark tentacles contained.

Caption: I cry a lot more, but I can handle my emotions so much better, instead of letting them crush me.

Panel 3: post-transition Riri, teary eyed, is in a pose implying they just stopped clutching the sides of their head. Stormclouds roll away in the background. Behind Riri is a line of test tubes, with a new sparkling pink chemical just added to the lineup. Riri says “Oh” in relief.

Caption: It feels like I finally got that one missing chemical my brain chemistry has always needed… my noisy, restless brain can finally calm down.

Panel 4: Riri smiles and hugs themself in blissful euphoria. A bandaid is on their tummy.

Caption: I was so nervous to start HRT, but I feel so much more connected to my body and my emotions now. I love the me I’m becoming. End image description]

vympr:

vympr:

when people are like “oh yeah i never hang out with my nieces and nephews bc i hate kids. but wait until they’re older haha they’re gonna love me im gonna be the COOL aunt/uncle/whatever” like i hate to break it to you but even when they’re older you will probably just be like any other awkward out of touch relative that they dread seeing because you refuse to engage with anyone that isn’t directly inside the usual circle you socialize with. make an effort bitch

btw its not that hard to be the cool cousin/aunt/uncle/etc, kids are ecstatic to just have someone who listens to them

daily-spooky:

caffeine-or-death:

I was gaming last night and this was one of the in-game reports.


Fucking FINALLY

terri-theslime13:

komsomolka:

this happened to my buddy fidel

I read that as “the cis guy monitoring me:”

lunaroranges:

potato

agentleem:

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evil-wild-lesbian-wizard:

blacktipreefsharkwizarding:

OOC

seeing this become a common wizardposting thing I guess so if this gets 5k notes I’ll do one (1) iota of self care

@writing-prompt-s @witch-without-gender @wizardcrow @wozardpostingforwizards @evil-apprentice-wizard @evilwizard @evilpenofficial @retrogamingblog2 @rillegas08 @ripleyalamode @teenagesheepblizzard @the-wizard-library @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @your-pronouns-are-cool @yesterdaysprint @urbanoutfitters @itsapmseymour @impalalord @irving-the-pirate-wizard @irlactualwizard @oooohnoooooo @offonaherosjourney @osha-official-the-sequel @pizzaiolx-pazzx @papa-bastard @amphibizzy @a-mushroom-wizard @aroace-wizard @a-patchofmoss @sunfloodme @slymewitch @shittest-wizard-ever @drtanner @diaryofabadwitch @dynamightdean @dilf-bussy @flamboyantcatastrophe @flghtorflight @gen-z-culture-is @good-wizard @goofyjelly @garseeyart @hungry-skeleton @honeybeeboppin @healerwizard @k @lucifer-is-a-hermit @lowly-wizard-apprentice @lixorloveslicorice @laut16

Oh dear…. THATS NOT ENOUGH!!

@good-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @mersinia @agentldiddy @aagiiaginba @magical-bear-dubin @lixorloveslicorice @a-random-mooshroom @a-radio-d3mon

Hey, nice challenge. Nice goal, nice motive, all of it. Would be a shame if some orange goober summoned all of his mutuals to make notes on this.

Twould be.

Anyways

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @a-steamy-roll @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @sun-almighty-wukong @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @pixelmade42 @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @a-radio-d3mon @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening

argumate:

it’s been reiterated so many times that what’s “fiscally prudent” for a government is completely different to what’s fiscally prudent for a household, but in some ways it’s actually not that different: while households cannot print their own money, they can borrow against future earnings, which is a very similar thing; someone who takes on student debt and then a mortgage is essentially deficit spending on the basis that this investment will grow GDP faster than the debt, otherwise they wouldn’t do it, similarly when a government spends money it just printed it’s ideally a way of driving productive investment that will make everyone richer in the long term.

no one can actually live beyond their means, by definition! but this is a roundabout way of saying that people will stop lending you money if you show no inclination to devote it to productive uses and hence can’t pay it back.

governments can print money instead of borrowing, but if they don’t devote it to productive uses then their money will quickly become worthless.

so fiscal prudence ultimately always boils down to whether you think government spending or private spending is going to be more productive in the long run, and it’s common to assume that governments are terrible at “picking winners” or whatever except of course so are private investors, moreover they often want high returns with no risk and thus chase one speculative bubble after another rather than funding projects that might build up the national industrial base over decades or anything as mundane as that.

fiscal prudence == don’t tax me bro

fiishbones:

this is tbe funniest fucking comment

stil-lindigo:

Heroes like Mirna El Halbawi are still working tirelessly to connect Gazans to the outside world. With an impending total telecom blackout looming, this has never been more crucial.

You can find a separate post on how exactly to buy e-sims here. Remember to buy from Nomad, Airalo and Mogo. The region to select for each of these providers are:

1. Nomad: Middle East Region

2. Airalo: Middle East

3.Mogo: Israel

Make sure to read their instagram post clarifying some common questions before you send them over!

I truly cannot impress upon you how imperative this is right now. Gazans are pleading for us to hear their voices while they are being massacred and the IDF has responded by limiting any access to fuel sources in an attempt to fully cut them off from the world.

If you want to do something meaningfully helpful in the middle of this crisis, this is how.

bigfan1811:

tittyinfinity:

Hello. In front of you are two cups. One of them is 99% poison, the other one is 100% poison. Choose wisely.

poetry-siir:

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superbellsubways:

superbellsubways:

just drank milk straight from the bottle #love #milkfan #ilovedairy! #lifeisbeautiful #cow #lactosepride 🐄🥛🦅🦅

TARGET AUDIENCE: REACHED

superbellsubways:

superbellsubways:

just drank milk straight from the bottle #love #milkfan #ilovedairy! #lifeisbeautiful #cow #lactosepride 🐄🥛🦅🦅

TARGET AUDIENCE: REACHED

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

blackfemmejeanvaljean:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

blackfemmejeanvaljean:

fishyfishyfishtimes:

Daily fish fact #628

Tomini surgeonfish!

This fish belongs to a genus commonly called bristletooth tangs, which get their name from their numerous small flexible teeth! The tomini surgeonfish, also called yellowtip or orangetip bristletooth, sports a caudal fin that is forked in juveniles but becomes crescent-shaped in adulthood.

lonely-dog-song:

“The mortality rate of caterpillars is staggering. Some experts believe it hovers around 99% for many species. They are nature’s hotdogs and seemingly everyone wants a bite. Birds and other insects are especially voracious predators.”

NATURE’S HOTDOGS

oarfjsh:

[ID: three photos of breams (a silvery fish with an arched back and a spiky dorsal fin) being held by human hands to present them. onto each photo, the caption “Life Could Be A Bream” in glittery pink-purple gradient text has been added. end ID]

meghli:

Palestine in the eye(1976)

Heartrending documentary on the life of martyr Hani Jawharieh, a devoted Palestinian militant filmmaker & photographer who documented Palestinian struggle, as well as his own dying moments, from the frontline, leaving behind a shrapnel-ridden camera.

“violence has left an indelible mark upon the history of Palestinian cinema.”

Send me unpopular opinions?

absynthe–minded:

I have to answer with

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

but also justify why I feel that way.

All the fandoms I blog about are accepted (actually, just about all fandoms are accepted).

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Yeah men with long hair are hot but are you normal about culturally specific gender presentations. Like are you respectful about men with culturally significant hairstyles or do you just want to fuck them. Do you think of long hair as intrinsically feminine. Are you normal about men of color

Like yeah sure I 100% agree it’s hot. You can think it’s hot. Literally I have long hair in large part due to cultural reasons & I consider it one of my Hot Traits. But can we not be racist about it. Can we stop objectifying people

Every time some white person is like creaming themselves posting about a male character of color (or god forbid a real alive human person) with long hair like “hnngghhgg he’s serving femme realness he’s gnc af I need to fuck him so bad 🥵” they should venmo me 20$

byjove:

byjove:

I cannot stand the kind of motherfuckers who do extreme solo hikes, no GPS, just a 20-40 year old straight white man with overconfidence in rugged terrain with minimal gear. Why should we pay millions of dollars in search and rescue resources so you can fuck around and find out?

They should make you sign a waiver of personal responsibility if you want to go hiking in a national or state park alone with no gear.

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

peachtea20:

lily-orchard:

singlethread:

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

The vampires are giving themselves away