November 2023

the-last-punbender:

chromolume:

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

rozcdust:

also, a friendly reminder, the world we live in now consists of an active genocide.

of warcrimes being posted on twitter by the official account of israeli government.

of people looking at children, women and men being bombed, killed, starved and butchered and saying it is okay because of a single terrorist group, THAT ISRAEL CREATED.

of westerners saying to look away from the slaughter happening in gaza because your mental health is more important than thousands of lives.

of israeli politicians straight up using propaganda from nazi handbooks to dehumanise palestinians, calling them less than human, less than the rest of us, animals.

and what one palestinian man posted on his social media hit me more than anything: “if we actually were animals, people would care.”

theauthor27:

Author’s my middle name actually,

my first name is The.

s0mber-radi0-deactivated2024021:

KEEP EYES ON SUDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT LET THEIR SUFFERING GO UNSEEN OR UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva:

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

netherator:

undeniable logic

hackfurs:

“because the ai generated gay sex cats killed my grandma, okay?”

can't believe we didn't get to see kaufmo in all his full glory, this is clown erasure >:(

gooseworx:

We could only afford his voice actor, Jack Black, for zero lines.

kavka–esque:

isomorbism:

piedude:

tahthetrickster:

jo3mm:

kipplekipple:

catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

sharkiethedork:

chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

sorry!

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

all in a days work! *passes out*

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

Fire

dude my house

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

This is a graph theory problem.

If anyone wants to see why it’s actually impossible: if we go through a room without starting or ending in it, we must go through an even number of doors in it (since each time we go in and out of a previously unvisited door). So we can go through an odd number of doors in a max of two rooms. However, there are three rooms with five doors.

I hope the all the TADC characters explode (lovingly)

also I drew your wife : )

gooseworx:

she’s beautiful

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angelofthemornings:

:

[ Palestinian model Bella Hadid wearing a traditional Palestinian kufiyah ]

Another way we’re supporting Palastine is by pre-ordering authentic kufiyas— Palestinians have confirmed that it is NOT appropriation to wear these, as wearing the kufiya shows solidarity to Palestine and keeps their beautiful culture alive all around the world. A symbol of hope, resistance, solidarity.

The Hirbawi Kufiya is now the only kufiya still being actively produced in Palestine— Yasser Hirbawi opened his historic factory in 1961, and they have been authentically woven in Palestine since.

The store is currently taking pre-orders to ship out when the blockade is lifted:

I also want to add that they have a rainbow kufiya. On the website they kind of coyly say it represents “diversity” and on other websites it’s marketed as “Pairs fabulously with any of your closet staples!” and you know exactly what that means. IIRC they might have rolled it out for pride month, but I don’t remember that clearly.

That was a risk. Do NOT let Israel pinkwash. (Also, it’s very pretty.)

(I am saying this as a queer person with partial ancestry from a majority Islamic culture and who used to be a very devout Muslim, so I deeply appreciate this gesture. I don’t think it’s a pink dollar thing.)

Thank you for sharing friend! You’re absolutely right— do NOT let Israel pinkwash. It’s another tactic to cover up their atrocities.

Kinger?

gooseworx:

cottoncandylesbo:

tabloidsores:

cryptotheism:

tabloidsores:

cryptotheism:

As chair of the wizard council I advise that you put down the gnomeweed, ma'am. You know not its strength.

“i’m not feeling shit” one puff later and i’m rubbing my hands at the berry tart platter

Ma'am put down the lighter. Thou shouldst know that but a whiff will have your shit traipsing.

it’s fi-

cutebotcalendar:

50shades-of-blue:

noonesgaylikegatson:

Some messages left by queer Palestinians who face annihilation by the Israeli government in their retaliation against Hamas. The Israeli government has dropped thousand of bombs, leveled streets, cut off water, gas, and electricity, bombed hospitals, ambulances, mandated evacuation and then bomb evacuees. Innocent people are dying in the mass.

There is no need for this government to employ these acts of collective punishment. The same logic that is used to condemn the acts of Hamas, should be used to condemn the actions of the Israeli government. No one deserves to slaughtered and dehumanized.

And keep in mind, that this terror is not unusual for the Palestinian people, and this is another horrific event in a decades long oppression and apartheid.

tsunderrated:

charlottan:

charlottan:

bro youre not gonna believe this someone stole my fucking nose out on the street

bro you think thats bad i was talking to this guy and he covered up his face with his hands and straight up disappeared

i saw a guy rip his own thumb off today. some real freaks out in the world

nthfunct-deactivated20231201:

[“guy who’s building a machine made out of people & noticed you don’t fit into their machine” voice] something’s wrong with you

bingle2000:

purpleshutin:

ace-of-clubs:

weeberc3:

callmebliss:

captain-price-unofficially:

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

marinetti-dinner-party:

…shinigami eyes is SO useful….

meshyjournalofinterests:

“o noez!! fandom 1 is gonna end up liek fandom 2!”

“its gonna be as bad as xyz fandom”

“(insert character) is gonna be the next (insert character)”


SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

fetus-cakes:

42-wear-a-mask-greylizards:

rembrandttheforbiddenone:

honeypie1340:

mydramaproblems:

I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?

The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level

I love how they’re not even mad about their son beinf gay but like BITCH WE‘RE MEETING HIM AND IF WE DONT YOURE A DISGRACE

The parental guilt trip is so fucking universal omg I love it.

You hide your boyfriend from your parents?! You hide your boyfriend like you are ashamed??!!! Oh jail for son!! Jail for son for 1000 years!!!

HOLD THE PHONE there’s a live action version of What Did You Eat Yesterday?? how did I not know this!?

everyone should read the manga this is based on! the protagonist is a 40 year old Shiro, a gay lawyer who is somewhat neurotic and is not used to society being increasingly accepting of gay people since he’s been in the closet for so long. Introverted Shiro is held in contrast to his boyfriend Kenji, who is out and proud and a social butterfly. The story is a slow paced character study on aging gay couples and how being queer is perceived by society. We get the perspectives of the gay couple, their families, their friends and their co-workers.

btw this line in the manga was “is being gay a joke to you??”

outofcontextdiscord:

cadmium-free:

terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

burntblueberrywaffles:

Me every day of my life

log6:

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

depsidase:

natalieironside:

snkrfnd:

natalieironside:

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

Thank u for sharing this with us

resurrectedteleport:

NEVER feel bad about not making art often. even if the stuff you do post is ‘low effort’ or whatever. make stuff as much or as little as you want. gives you a cool leaf

justangrymacaroni:

i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.

fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”

a-sentient-cup:

strawberry-crocodile:

traaansfem:

herpsandbirds:

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

what’s in the little critter’s mouth??? Is it tasty??

:3

bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg-Eating Snake is doing

@official-megumin

escuerzoresucitado:

catchymemes:

nicostiel:

Glass Onion (2022) + Art

walker-scobell:

The Other Two (2019- ) - 3x06 “Brooke, and We Are Not Joking, Goes to Space”