Aha, but that was a decoy vat, I have many decoy vats.
They’re violently convulsing.
Well, I filled the decoy vats with deadly poisons to deter any dumb dumbs from them
So a deadly cat decoy that’s as deadly as the deadly vat it’s imitating? Isn’t that just another deadly vat?
Well, the real vat contains an unknown liquid im researching, and the vat is the only thing preventing it from imploding, so the decoys are less deadly than the real vat
is there a doctor’s appointment you should be making or a form you need to fill out but you haven’t been able to do it yet?
I can help with that!
with open enrollment for insurance around the corner in addition to the end of the year coming up, I thought I would remind everyone that I help people out with these things for $10 dollars!
I can make appointments for you, help you explore your insurance options, and even help you get started on HRT or change your name.
DM me if you’re interested, and we can chat about how I can help you!
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Okay maybe I lied. I’m not @the-gnomish-bastard. I know many of you are surprised. Perhaps even bajoggled. But really, I’m not. I apologize to the knome and his family for the damage I’ve done. I will do it again. Gimme 12$ gnome
No
Here, I’ll give you 12$, simply to prove that I am the better gnome
Don’t pay them!
He’s the better gnome though
Clearly not, otherwise they’d know not to pay you!
Maybe the best gnome is decided based on nicenessity.
No the fuck it ain’t, it’s who got the best shrooms
Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match.
Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.
If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care.
I saw somebody also make this point once in another great post, I’m paraphrasing from what I remember; how strong is Saitama? However strong he needs to be in order for it to be funny.
The only possible matchups that Saitama might lose are ones where:
1) it’s conceivable that, due to the rules the other character is operating on (as in, whatever rules of comedy govern the other character’s universe), he might not be able to get in one punch.
AND
2) A compelling argument could be made as to whether it would be funnier for Saitama to lose that fight.
Canon example where both came into play: he lost the fight against that one mosquito, because it was tiny, fast, and flying, and because it was hilarious. Rule #1 alone isn’t enough, because if it isn’t funny for him to lose, he’ll find a way to punch through whatever restrictions are preventing him from punching the target.
So “could One Punch Man beat Superman/Thanos/Unicron/the Death Star?” will always go to OPM.
But you could have a compelling debate over “could One Punch Man beat the Animaniacs?”
Could Saitama beat Roger Rabbit
Saitama could beat Roger Rabbit similar to the way he could defeat Deadpool, but he could never beat Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny is at the top of the food chain.
No no no, but ROGER RABBIT OPERATES ON THE SAME PRINCIPALS.
Remember when Roger slides out of his handcuff for a joke, then slides it back on and suddenly can’t escape because it wouldn’t be funny?
That sort of implies that it’s less a question of, “is saitama MORE POWERFUL than roger rabbit?” than it is, “Could saitama’s victory be FUNNIER than roger’s?”
At that point, the power is in the hands of whichever character would be the FUNNIEST to come out on top.
And in order to decide that, we would in turn have to decide:
“Which is funnier: a totally jacked man whose single dream in life is to find an opponent who could stand a chance against him finally, finally finding a worthy adversary in a goofy rabbit in a bowtie…
…or a goofy cartoon rabbit getting his absolute ASS handed to him in a gloriously-animated anime smackdown, complete with a killer soundtrack?”
What about the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
Ooh, that’s a good one. Saitama can beat anyone in one punch if it’s funny… but Squirrel Girl can defeat any opponent she wants if it’s also funny. I think Squirrel Girl has the edge here primarily because of the ridiculousness of the character.
I second the vote for Squirrel Girl. It would be utterly hilarious if she beat him, but him beating her would just be kind of sad.
Saitama would finally think he has a worthy adversary in Bugs before a single punch knocks Bugs into a suit and a coffin that lands in the ground, instantly buried with a tomb stone and everything. Realizing he’s killed the only true equal he’ll ever have, Saitama would openly weep over the grave while Bugs comes up in a widower outfit to grieve with him.
I think about this post a lot. I think this same argument applies to Alphadream Mario and Luigi btw
thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape”
and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”
and everyone in
the class went like “yes we can
that’s L from death note”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Friendly reminder that nonbinary people are transgender (emphasis on transgender) by default and we have every right to identify as trans and with trans history. You simply cannot talk about trans people without including enbies, it’s just not possible. We are not Trans Lite, we have always been here just like our binary siblings and our other queer friends, and we are here to stay.
I am trans, and nobody can take that away from me.
hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.
u okay bud?
It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴
she needs all the strength she can get for the big race (rendering 4k clips)
today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like “why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool” and not knowing how to explain it to him i said “my family doesnt think boys should have long hair” to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone
^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant
smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud
this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i can’t get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesn’t even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like “if you don’t have reliable fast internet, then don’t bother buying this”, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.
I don’t think there’s anything funnier in this world than watching somebody playing a game known for plot twists and reveals, sudden dawning realisation on their face as they stop in the middle of a random scene after a line that has no bearing on the actual big twist to say they have it figured out, only to propose the most insane thing you’ve ever heard.
I wish I could show my gfs reaction from last night when I was telling her about Neopets and got around to explaining the pound chat and pet adoption process. When I said “so you have to basically write an essay about why you want and deserve this pretend animal” she could not believe it. I wasn’t even really questioning it as anything weird as I’ve been steeped in UFA culture since I was ten. then I had to explain that I myself have also written these neopet applications and she fully short circuited. the only stronger reaction she had in our 45min neopet discussion was when I said “so you have pets, and then you have petpets which are pets for your pets, and you have petpetpets which are pets for your petpets” and she audibly screamed
I think it’s important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they’re a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. “You’re a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that’s ok” how about you are a boy and a man and it’s still ok if you want to do something that doesn’t align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.
“If you wear pink/like floral scents/write with gel pens/whatever then you’re a girl” is not the progressive statement that some people think it is.
For Israel, this time they’re trying to massacre everyone. A genocide in daylight
For Palestine, They’re fighting not just for survival, like they were for the last few decades, No, It’s for complete liberation.
This time, It’s win or win.
We, Arabs, have been raised knowing about the Palestinian cause. We sang songs and prayed for them. We didn’t have hope we could liberate it anytime soon. 2004 came and gone. 2016 came and gone. 2019 came and gone..
But something is different this time. Everyone can feel it.
One bright thing I can say for sure is that it’s you.
You guys,
I never could have imagined the amount of awareness and education spreading through foreign communities this quickly. Me, using Tumblr as a platform to talk about Palestine and thousands are engaging? No way.
Many Palestinians and Arabs are saying: Win the battle on the ground or not, We won. Because people know the truth now.
To everyone who wasn’t raised in an environment that taught about Palestine and educated themselves and are now sharing the truth with us,
Thank you ❤️
May God reward you for this in a way better than you wish for.
Don’t get bored.
Don’t stop sharing.
Don’t get used to the scene!
As Shreen said, “بدها طول نفس” : “It needs a long breath” (Patience and Stamina)
what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right
It’s the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.
