November 2023

savedgame:

savedgame:

NEVER ASK YOIR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP A BEER WHAT THE FUCK KS THISSSS

Listen tails this is my smart beer I’m smarter when I’m drunk

celine-deyonce:

carby:

celine-deyonce:

CO level: BEEP

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever added to something I’ve posted

rattle-my-stars:

girlwhoisnormal:

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

hey-smoothskin:

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

dr-john09:

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

kropotkindersurprise:

November 24/25/26, 2023 - Despite the temporary ceasefire the people of the world are still taking to the streets everywhere in huge numbers to demand an enduring end to Israel’s occupation and genocide of the Palestinian people.

Here is a small selection of the solidarity demonstrations this past weekend. People are not letting themselves be tired out or distracted, Palestine is not alone!

Havana, Cuba

Durban, South Africa

Ottawa, Canada

Tokyo, Japan

Jakarta, Indonesia / Doha, Qatar

Tangier, Morocco

Copenhagen, Denmark / Sydney, Australia

Nicosia, Cyprus / Paris, France

New York City, USA / London, UK

kropotkindersurprise:

November 24/25/26, 2023 - Despite the temporary ceasefire the people of the world are still taking to the streets everywhere in huge numbers to demand an enduring end to Israel’s occupation and genocide of the Palestinian people.

Here is a small selection of the solidarity demonstrations this past weekend. People are not letting themselves be tired out or distracted, Palestine is not alone!

Havana, Cuba

Durban, South Africa

Ottawa, Canada

Tokyo, Japan

Jakarta, Indonesia / Doha, Qatar

Tangier, Morocco

Copenhagen, Denmark / Sydney, Australia

Nicosia, Cyprus / Paris, France

New York City, USA / London, UK

kropotkindersurprise:

November 24/25/26, 2023 - Despite the temporary ceasefire the people of the world are still taking to the streets everywhere in huge numbers to demand an enduring end to Israel’s occupation and genocide of the Palestinian people.

Here is a small selection of the solidarity demonstrations this past weekend. People are not letting themselves be tired out or distracted, Palestine is not alone!

Havana, Cuba

Durban, South Africa

Ottawa, Canada

Tokyo, Japan

Jakarta, Indonesia / Doha, Qatar

Tangier, Morocco

Copenhagen, Denmark / Sydney, Australia

Nicosia, Cyprus / Paris, France

New York City, USA / London, UK

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213:

  1. i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

storyvanni:

the-sofa-king-awesome:

epilepticsaints:

the tags on this post do not disappoint

kill your target

:

tiergan-vashir:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There’s no caveats. It doesn’t actually matter who’s driving it.

The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.

silly-media-enjoyer:

Image Description: The “I bring a sort of X vibe to X that X don’t really like” edited to say “I bring a sort of all these rules are made up vibe to sexuality and gender that exclusionists don’t really like”

thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove:

there is, in fact, a “platonic explanation for this” if you’re not a coward

i-say-ok:

teaboot:

gummymagpie:

teaboot:

straawberries:

teaboot:

straawberries:

teaboot:

funnybogman:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it

So one of my veins collapsed so I actually had to get TWO needles and I didn’t even cry or swear or anything, I’m SO proud of myself, I deserve ice cream. I’m getting ice cream

Ice cream fell through so I got a burrito and a staple gun

Two hands holding a burrito and a staple gunALT

yeah im holding it backwards don’t worry about it

How do u hold a burrito backwards?

The top is at the bottom 😞

thats upside down then

no cause it’s sideways

if the top (the UPSIDE!!!!) is at the bottom (DOWN!!!!) then it is UPSIDE DOWN!!

?? Holding knife forwards

Holding knife backwards?

BULLYING ME

ok…

chrishallbeck:

An idiot.

spunchthegoblin:

some of my favorite “does the dog die” disco elysium comments

cali:

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy

me: not true

Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform

me: thats right

WAIT YOU GOT ACTUAL HITMEN BECAUSE OF THE GIFTED KIDS POST??????????? I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EXAGGERATION????????????????? WHAT

notaspy11:

revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea:

yeah a bunch of fandom moms polled money to get some deep web hitmen i don´t even know how they managed to get ones that came to argentina. during the struggle i ended up killing them and the legal ramifications were this whole thing for some months but thankfulyl the court ruled it was justified self defense. one of the stray bullets got my grandpa but he was homophobic so no big loss really

Sometimes I see posts like this and I am filled with a deep sense of gratitude and joy that it’s not my job to figure anything out about it at all

resplendent-chungus:

doubleca5t:

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

“Legacy points added/deducted” has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

the-typing-dragon:

i just need more time

infectedwithnyanites:

vague-humanoid:

“War crime is a category which is starting to sound meaningless to us because everything we do qualifies as one” is not the brilliant defense of your actions you think it is

dr-john09:

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

1980sspaceman:

noodleddragon:

auntie-nettle:

effemimaniac:

they just don’t make laptops butch like they used to. such an oversaturation of effete twinkish computers.

daily-spooky:

charlie-beez:

branwell-bronte-deactivated2022:

mangolooking:

bakugou-kacchan:

effemimaniac:

hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

clean-up duty

kernalphage:

intercal:

“I could look it up but it’s more fun asking friends” gang

“there’s probably an objective answer for this but let’s see if someone has a rant locked and loaded” group chat

nitw:

nitw:

ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS

i’m so glad you all understand. he literally said this out loud:

tardigrade-gaming:

clip858:

NEW SEX DROPPING SOON

It’s here!!!

origin-of-symmetryy:

What's wrong with you?

coldstonedreamery:

Depends on the day

theoneofwhomisblue:

gloriaris:

ok so I’m knitting this scarf right. it’s a basic knit, just the knit stitch. and I can’t decide how long to make it.

so for every note I’ll knit a couple rows. do your worst

captain-price-unofficially:

dreamyintersexpuppy:

if a girl wants to rip open your ribcage and live there you have to let her

anxietyproblem:

neodoodles24:

guysonroblox:

guysonroblox:

iamwestiec:

shyflops:

worldheritagepostorganization:

greatcomputerearthquake:

funnierabbit75:

lostspirit101:

cleoselene:

lord-blongus:

scp2008:

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

randy johnson photography logo, featuring a dead bird

vexwerewolf:

captain-price-unofficially:

This is so funny to me

3000s:

this is making me insane. time flies when you’re a faggot

boywife-kitchen:

3000s:

this is making me insane. time flies when you’re a faggot

I don't have any pets so I NEED more pics of your orange slices

thickness-protection-program:

You mean my iPad babies?

pissvortex:

kind of obsessed with this seemingly innocuous blog about fish that told me to kill myself and then immediately deactivated when i told them no

pjackk:

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

graynard:

graynard:

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

ill play tetris now you fuck

you won't win

https://tetr.io/#UECW

This requires a keyboard??????

ill play you any time im awake >:3

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