October 2023

i-say-ok:

literary-squagon:

juicedoesthings:

vaporwavesimulator:

officialtokyosan:

vaporwavesimulator:

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

enrichment

ok.

gentlerainmorninghush:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

A 10-year update to this post:

R.I.P. to the more than 4,500,000 people of Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, and Syria, who have lost their lives as a result of American occupation.

gentlerainmorninghush:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

A 10-year update to this post:

R.I.P. to the more than 4,500,000 people of Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, and Syria, who have lost their lives as a result of American occupation.

rillabel:

transactinides:

transactinides:

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

NEVERMIND.

talisidekick:

Unfriendly reminder that while you’re busy mourning the loss of your childs old gender, claiming you need to mourn the death of your son/daughter, there’s a group of boys/girls/enbies scrambling to take your kid clothes shopping, snatching up the chance to take those “first” experiences from you forever. Your sons first fishing trip is gonna be with his best bros, your daughters first makeover is going to be with her girl friends, your kids first camping trip out as themselves is gonna be with the besties. Good luck getting those bonding experiences back. While you’re busy trying to guilt-trip your kid with your weird manufactured parental trauma, there’s a whole community ready to take your place as the better family.

Your loss, someone elses gain.

rubaedo:

pdfbabe:

pdfbabe:

pdfbabe:

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him

lesbianralzarek:

pissvortex:

ITS FUCKING REAL

imactuallyagiraffe:

imactuallyagiraffe:

“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

marlow-parlow:

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

slutdge:

yes i am

alex51324:

escuerzoresucitado:

Check out this cat

Imagine how tiny the meows would be if he didn’t put his whole body into it. Microscopic meows.

nightfallsystem-moved:

affricative–collective:

nightfallsystem-moved:

jupiter-on-the-compupiter:

nightfallsystem-moved:

jupiter-on-the-compupiter:

nightfallsystem-moved:

MY FRIEND KEEPS SAYING IM A PHARAOH AND IM REALLY UPSET GUYS PLEAS EBACK ME UP

AM I THE PHARAOH (IM NOT!!!)

ur the pharaoh…… (WRONG)

ur NOT the pahraoahj (CORRECT)

See Results

IS THIS YOU, MY PHARAOH

a photo of a playmobil toy figurine of a pharaohALT

NOOOOOOO PLEASE IM NOT THE PHARAOH PLEASE

You seeing this post

IM NOT THE PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE BELEIVE ME. THIS IS BULLYING…..

WHY DOESNT ANYONE BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT THE PHARAOH!!! IM NOT!! IM NOT!!!!!!!!!

What’s your favorite food

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were--ralph:

Lasagna

something is severely wrong with this website

this is one of those times where tumblr genuinely caught me off guard and i don’t have a witty response

I have had enough!!!

anchovy:

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

marinememes:

Today is Wet Beast Wednesday!

Today’s wet beast is: Terrible Claw Lobster aka Dinochelus ausubeli

Olive’s Wet Beast Fact: lmaooo imagine being the scientist who discovered a new type of small lobster and being like “hmmmm,,,, terrible claw”

Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!

nightfallsystem-moved:

nightfallsystem-moved:

MY FRIEND KEEPS SAYING IM A PHARAOH AND IM REALLY UPSET GUYS PLEAS EBACK ME UP

AM I THE PHARAOH (IM NOT!!!)

ur the pharaoh…… (WRONG)

ur NOT the pahraoahj (CORRECT)

See Results

im bEGGING YOU VOTE THAT IM NOT THE PHARAOH PLEASE I NEED TO PROvE IT TO MY FRIENDS I BEG U IM NOT THE PHARAOH

renthony:

renthony:

I’ve been pointedly refusing to use the term “content creators” to refer to artists anymore, because I want to make art for me and the people I care about, not the endless demands of the algorithm. I’m not trying to Produce Content, I want to make art.

So it is deeply, deeply irritating when I use the word “artist” in a post and it gets endlessly reblogged with people asking “but what about writers? but what about actors? but what about musicians? but what about [x]?”

All types of art are included in the term “artist,” god damn it. “Artist” does not just mean “someone who draws pictures.”

I don’t know why so many people keep taking this post as “yeah, we should come up with a better word for content creators!”

THAT WORD ALREADY EXISTS.

THE WORD IS “ARTIST,” Y'ALL.

THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS DAMN POST.

The word “artist” is all-encompassing! By! Definition! We don’t need to keep reinventing the fucking wheel!

Do you make art? Any kind of art? Drawings, paintings, comics, novels, songs, dances, photographs, performances, anything creative?

THAT’S ART, BABE. YOU ARE AN ARTIST.

RESIST CAPITALIST COMMODIFICATION OF ART AND CLAIM THE DAMN TITLE.

antifascistelmo-deactivated2022:

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that’s so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you’ll say “Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you’re right” and that doesn’t mean you were “morally toxic” before, it means you’re a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

affricative–collective:

nightfallsystem-moved:

jupiter-on-the-compupiter:

nightfallsystem-moved:

jupiter-on-the-compupiter:

nightfallsystem-moved:

MY FRIEND KEEPS SAYING IM A PHARAOH AND IM REALLY UPSET GUYS PLEAS EBACK ME UP

AM I THE PHARAOH (IM NOT!!!)

ur the pharaoh…… (WRONG)

ur NOT the pahraoahj (CORRECT)

See Results

IS THIS YOU, MY PHARAOH

a photo of a playmobil toy figurine of a pharaohALT

NOOOOOOO PLEASE IM NOT THE PHARAOH PLEASE

You seeing this post

IM NOT THE PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 PLEASE BELEIVE ME. THIS IS BULLYING…..

childrenscrusadeonacid:

this is so funny and a perfect example of a bad graph

alliumdykes:

hauntedaether:

hauntedaether:

mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived

every time i open up tumblr this post has more notes what the fuck is happening

People reblog this from their mutuals to show love

spit8:

yeah man we can tell

i-say-ok:

trapny:

notcorrectwitcher:

rubykgrant:

squided:

newtonpermetersquare:

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

Oh my god this is so fucking funny

ok!

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

2oldbear:

technofeudalism:

Professional historians have been saying that for decades. Try studying history at the university level. You’ll be amazed.

Truly. And the common histories are just as fun and fascinating, trust me!

thisbibliomaniac:

omtai:

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

gglilyallin:

unfortunately

wherelibertydwells:

theshampyon:

liberalsarecool:

Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.

As good a time as any to remind folks of the 14 properties of “ur-fascism” (described by Umberto Eco, who grew up in Italy under Mussolini, in his 1995 essay Ur-Fascism). Not all need be present for single regime to be fascist, but a Venn diagram of all fascist regimes will cover them all.

  1. CULT OF TRADITION. The old ways are best. The New is not worthwhile.
  2. REJECT MODERNISM The development of Western philosophy post-Enlightenment is seen as a descent into depravity. See also : Reject post-modernism, which is seen as an even greater descent into irrationality.
  3. ACTION FOR ACTION’S SAKE. Action is to be taken without reflection or introspection - that’s for weaklings and degenerates. Often seen in a derision of “intellectual elites”.
  4. DISAGREEMENT IS TREASON. Analytical criticism cannot be allowed. A pantomime of discourse may be allowed, but only within the accepted framework and only if reaching the foregone conclusion.
  5. FEAR OF DIFFERENCE. Outsiders are your enemy. Those who are different are evil and want to corrupt you and destroy all you hold dear.
  6. APPEAL TO A FRUSTRATED MIDDLE CLASS Capitalising on genuine frustrations by pointing them toward convenient scapegoats. Real concerns used a recruiting tools.
  7. OBSESSION WITH A PLOT. There is a conspiracy run by THEM. You are besieged by THEM. THEY are behind all your ills. THEY are working in the shadows to enslave and destroy you.
  8. THE ENEMY IS BOTH STRONG AND WEAK. When rhetorically convenient, THEY are all-powerful. When rhetorically convenient, THEY are feeble, stupid, weak. The rhetorical focus shifts regardless of self-contradiction, because all that matters is positioning the enemy where the speaker’s goal requires them to be at any given moment.
  9. PACIFISM IS THE ENEMY. LIFE IS ETERNAL WAR. There must always be an enemy to fight. When that enemy is defeated, another must be found. When they cannot be found, they must be created, even from within. There is always the promise of a Final Solution bringing Ultimate Triumph, but it can never be achieved.
  10. CONTEMPT FOR THE WEAK. Elitism disguised as populism. Everyone of US is superior to THEM, cockroaches and drains on society that they are. But people are sheep who require strong leaders, who are by their nature superior to others.
  11. EVERYONE IS TAUGHT TO BE THE HERO. A CULT OF DEATH. Where in myth the hero is exceptional, in fascism everyone must be the hero. They crave heroic death, the reward for heroic life. In seeking it, they send others to die. (See also: Militarism).
  12. MACHISMO. Disdain for women and femininity. Intolerance of non-standard sexuality and gender expression.
  13. SELECTIVE POPULISM. The People are viewed as a monolith with a single will, as interpreted (in reality, determined) by the leaders. Democratic institutions are viewed as illegitimate because they run counter to the narrative of the existence of a single Voice Of The People.
  14. NEWSPEAK. Vocabulary cannot expand. If anything, it must shrink. Variation and nuance in dialogue means variation and nuance in thought. This cannot be allowed. Therefore categories must be binary. Definitions are simple and limited. If it cannot be boiled down into snappy catchphrase it does not exist.

theshampyon:

liberalsarecool:

Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.

As good a time as any to remind folks of the 14 properties of “ur-fascism” (described by Umberto Eco, who grew up in Italy under Mussolini, in his 1995 essay Ur-Fascism). Not all need be present for single regime to be fascist, but a Venn diagram of all fascist regimes will cover them all.

  1. CULT OF TRADITION. The old ways are best. The New is not worthwhile.
  2. REJECT MODERNISM The development of Western philosophy post-Enlightenment is seen as a descent into depravity. See also : Reject post-modernism, which is seen as an even greater descent into irrationality.
  3. ACTION FOR ACTION’S SAKE. Action is to be taken without reflection or introspection - that’s for weaklings and degenerates. Often seen in a derision of “intellectual elites”.
  4. DISAGREEMENT IS TREASON. Analytical criticism cannot be allowed. A pantomime of discourse may be allowed, but only within the accepted framework and only if reaching the foregone conclusion.
  5. FEAR OF DIFFERENCE. Outsiders are your enemy. Those who are different are evil and want to corrupt you and destroy all you hold dear.
  6. APPEAL TO A FRUSTRATED MIDDLE CLASS Capitalising on genuine frustrations by pointing them toward convenient scapegoats. Real concerns used a recruiting tools.
  7. OBSESSION WITH A PLOT. There is a conspiracy run by THEM. You are besieged by THEM. THEY are behind all your ills. THEY are working in the shadows to enslave and destroy you.
  8. THE ENEMY IS BOTH STRONG AND WEAK. When rhetorically convenient, THEY are all-powerful. When rhetorically convenient, THEY are feeble, stupid, weak. The rhetorical focus shifts regardless of self-contradiction, because all that matters is positioning the enemy where the speaker’s goal requires them to be at any given moment.
  9. PACIFISM IS THE ENEMY. LIFE IS ETERNAL WAR. There must always be an enemy to fight. When that enemy is defeated, another must be found. When they cannot be found, they must be created, even from within. There is always the promise of a Final Solution bringing Ultimate Triumph, but it can never be achieved.
  10. CONTEMPT FOR THE WEAK. Elitism disguised as populism. Everyone of US is superior to THEM, cockroaches and drains on society that they are. But people are sheep who require strong leaders, who are by their nature superior to others.
  11. EVERYONE IS TAUGHT TO BE THE HERO. A CULT OF DEATH. Where in myth the hero is exceptional, in fascism everyone must be the hero. They crave heroic death, the reward for heroic life. In seeking it, they send others to die. (See also: Militarism).
  12. MACHISMO. Disdain for women and femininity. Intolerance of non-standard sexuality and gender expression.
  13. SELECTIVE POPULISM. The People are viewed as a monolith with a single will, as interpreted (in reality, determined) by the leaders. Democratic institutions are viewed as illegitimate because they run counter to the narrative of the existence of a single Voice Of The People.
  14. NEWSPEAK. Vocabulary cannot expand. If anything, it must shrink. Variation and nuance in dialogue means variation and nuance in thought. This cannot be allowed. Therefore categories must be binary. Definitions are simple and limited. If it cannot be boiled down into snappy catchphrase it does not exist.

cascadiarch:

oneheadtoanother:

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

cascadiarch:

oneheadtoanother:

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

diagnosed-overthinker:

calamitys-child:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

[ID: British organ donor card from the 80s with a sticker on it reading “To hospital authorities: if I am injured in a major disaster I do not wish to be visited by Margaret Thatcher”]

Reblogging to curse the next nurse using patients for tiktok clout

thatdisasterauthor:

memewhore:

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

plaidos:

plaidos:

so glad that funny knuckle tattoo ideas is becoming a new meme because i’ve been compiling a list for YEARS on my phone. this is a subject i think about a lot.

an excerpt

spider-shoes-archive:

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like “made quesadillas” “spilled mop water all over the floor :(” “lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse” andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

cherishedproperty:

gay-jesus-probably:

bogleech:

As someone around for 9-11 and the “NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY” response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it’d make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.

We’re Canadian.

That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.

affricative–collective:

official-megumin:

just-mushroom-thoughts:

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

I’ve seen arguments like this pop up before, and as a wizard. I am a naturally curious being

so I have to ask, what is the best basic fantasy race?

human

elf

dwarf

halfling

gnome

See Results

you disappoint me Axonn, I was certain that a fellow wizard such as yourself would see the dwarfs for what they truly are.

Just overconfident tiny barbarians who tinker with things

Dwarves dont tinker, thats gnomes, dwarves are over comfident tiny barbarions who dig holes

my bad, you are correct.

Also I thought gnomes just smoked tiny weed

I heard ðey do mushrooms more often

cherishedproperty:

gay-jesus-probably:

bogleech:

As someone around for 9-11 and the “NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY” response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it’d make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.

We’re Canadian.

That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.

kinuko:

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

bobacupcake:

mamoru:

mamoru:

mamoru:

mamoru:

holy shit the new unity pricing plan

talesfromtheborderlands 41m ago
cannot imagine what it must feel like to be several years into a unity project right now and get this news. WowALT

if I understand correctly…

  • developers have to pay a fee per install
  • even if the game is pirated
  • even if they started development years ago

but does this mean one machine installing a thousand times costs money? does this mean currently released unity games have to pay as well? is there any clause for what happens if the installs are done as a malicious campaign, or does this just give unity a blank check to bankrupt any developer they want if they set up a rack of machines doing malicious uninstalls and installs?

cult of the lamb announced they are deleting their game entirely on january 1st 2024 in response to the unity fees, and that if you want this game you should buy it now

statements from innersloth (developers of among us) and aggro crab (developers of going under)

“but does this mean one machine installing a thousand times costs money?” sure does!

“does this mean currently released unity games have to pay as well?” yes! all your favorite currently released unity games will start owing unity hundreds of thousands of dollars starting 2024!

“is there any clause for what happens if the installs are done as a malicious campaign or does this just give unity a blank check to bankrupt any developer they want if they set up a rack of machines doing malicious uninstalls and installs?”

they claim they have a fraud detection program, and are going to work on finding a way to detect these sorts of things, but this is all on unitys end in their little black box

doing the math, this does essentially mean, if you make a free mobile game with a little bit of monetization on the free version of unity and its a hit success, with 3 million downloads and make 200k and one cent, you now owe unity 400k

aurosoul:

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

animentality:

mcnostril:

There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*


*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

cyndakiller:

counterpunches:

theroguefeminist:

gentlyepigrams:

blackness-by-your-side:

my utopia

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

*coughs* louder for the people on the back:

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

quasi-normalcy:

time-traveling-fetus:

accidentallybased:

image

some would actually consider societal improvement to be a good thing

Focusing on “fixing the individual” is why the right is so utterly vulnerable to self-help grifters.

dancinbutterfly:

guerrillatech:

THIS.

I spent so much of my career working with both of this groups and you need to know? The line between them and you? RAZOR thin. A few thoughtless choices and random chances. Thats it.

And for addicts? Babygirl(gender neutral), you have them in your life. Your uncle who has six beers a day, your friend who has three glasses of wine every night, your sibling who can’t get through the day without getting high, the fact that maybe you can’t get through the day without coffee or a vape? Whoo boy. The recommended (by medical doctors) intake levels for alcohol is fucking low you have no idea. Substance use disorder and addiction is insidious and one day, you make look around and realize that there is a stimulant, a psychadelic, or a depressant that you need to function. And babes, you are treating people like shit because you think you have superiority. But you dont. What you have is luck and better coping skills.

Try kindness. Or try being quiet.

nose:

nose:

sinonyx:

friend-called-boxcar:

sinonyx:

sinonyx:

Who is venom.

Like are we talking about venom snake or a different venom. I’m confused pls help

spider-man character, buff dude who got possessed by alien cum

Give me an image.

wait fuck did the image have to be related

rainbow-femme:

rainbow-femme:

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail