October 2023

amongussexgif:

nosferattusx2-deactivated202502:

WHY AM I SEEING THE AMOGI-FUCKING-BASTARDS IN MY GODDAMN NOTES AGAIN

AAAAAAARGGGGGGHGGH

@amongussexgif respectfully, was i not clear with those reblogs

hey man chill out

you just rb some baller ass shit sometimes and I’m following u

meg-moira:

heytatertot:

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

acekoral:

stardustmuseum:

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

Green just has a lot of good shades

medli20:

mystorl:

medli20:

lorddoom01:

medli20:

medli20:

public service announcement

I keep getting people asking about bowling on this post so I’m just gonna repost this drawing I made on Twitter

How did her grandmother fill 4 vases?

She was a very large woman. Easily 12 feet tall.

then why the heck is her family not tall too?!?!

Pop-pop was very small so it canceled out.

loveiiirene:

constellatedlove:

will never get over the fact that we can love people despite there being countries between us. we can miss people we’ve never seen in person. we can connect and bond over hundreds of things without ever needing to be in each others physical presence. we can have half the globe between us and love never falters.

love never falters

sundere1181:

revcleo:

jay-works:

1863-project:

findingfeather:

rougey:

bird-cannibalism:

griancraft:

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

“Friends, enemies, and those still under review”

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

“Attention K-Mart Shoppers” <- qualifies as vintage

“Y'all” <- y'all

“hey fuckers” - casual, ambiguous

“attention, freaks. It’s me.” -dhmis quote

gawayne:

of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns

fernsnailz:

fernsnailz:

fernsnailz:

thank you to everyone labeling me the CEO of omega and a good omega writer. as the CEO of omega i declare that he would like mr beast videos

THE ROBOT THE ROBOT I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ROBOT

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

vengeful-supermarket:

This is the only day you can RT this

vengeful-supermarket:

This is the only day you can RT this

thecorvidforest:

boy it would be nice to be able to google something related to personality disorders, psychosis, intellectual disabilities, autism, DID/OSDD, etcetera without finding majority articles that are like “how to deal with a person with X” “how to cope with your child with X” “how to spot someone faking X” “can people with X be cured?”

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Things going well at the conservative conference as Suella Braverman just stands on a dog.

Lmao.

conzoop:

I love those hypotheticals that are like “what would [famous historical smarty boy] do if he were brought to our time and given a good computer? Because we all know they would have like, 2 days adjustment terror time then they would be absolutely locked onto the porn sites gooning their souls out until the catholic guilt kicks in or they die of dehydration like those rats with the instant dopamine or food button choices

jellyfish-scientist:

Jellyfish hate racists and homophobes

d0gg-rr4tt3zz:

d0gg-rr4tt3zz:

anyone who acts like there’s some kind of implicit understanding or sisterhood between all women is straight up lying

i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can’t because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don’t worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience

spookyskeletonblog:

huffylemon:

Happy Halloween

evilvillain123456789:

yes i go out of my way to drive safely around bicyclists, no i dont care about their human lives, i know the fucking perverts are desperately slavering to be slammed and crushed by the beautiful steel of an automobile, trembling and hot with death-drive that only the merciless fenders of my foreverially dealerplated altima can answer, and i simply refuse to give them release.

draconym:

crustycrow:

i know how to identify all of the barksies now.

Is this on a separate axis or what

a brown husky with its mouth wide open, presumably wailing, captioned "OOAUAOOAUWAWAAWA."ALT

the-lumpfish-king:

acekoral:

ampervadasz:

Grappling hook activated

Abusing game mechanics for movement

princessparakeet:

moonlandingwasfaked:

princessparakeet:

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

nick-nonya:

clovermatcha:

[posted from automated shitpost generator]

he’s not dead or anything we just can’t fucking find him

mystical-mew:

jamesmaquire:

bastlynn:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

pregnantseinfeld:

darkenedyeastextract:

gemstone-gynoid:

2goldensnitches:

hematite2:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

fallout-new-vegas-2010:

fallout-new-vegas-2010:

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

Here it is. The bee post is back

pseudomantis:

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they’re just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it’s fake by trying to replicate their results

decaffynated:

evilwizard:

chromegnomes:

evilwizard:

chromegnomes:

evilwizard:

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

only if it’s actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

I were inspired

stacois:

agreyeyedgirl:

it feels so nice to get all these headlines in my inbox, finally some good fucking news

Just throwing this one in too!

foodblueprint:

foodblueprint:

You have been visited by the barefoot crypto guy, your portfolio will remain as it was

i-am-a-fish:

WHAT A GOOD WORLD WE LIVE IN

HEY TUMBLR USER

YEAH YOU

:3

that’s all.

:3

just

:3

bleetusmcyeetus:

prokopetz:

paperjoshi:

hidinginalaska:

forestlune:

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator 

mine is “retired babygirl” and that’s hilarious

orthodox cishet

I.. I’m a trans lesbian………..

My sexual identity is Error 502 – Bad Gateway.

carnival amnesiac

huh

awful mlm


😭

gjjuddmk2:

rednblacksalamander:

PS: for entertainment purposes only, of course

PPS: actual Washington Post quote

corporationsarepeople:

liberalsarecool:

Same shit, different decade. ✝️💩

70s- you suck because you care about people

80s- you suck because you care how people feel

00s- you suck because you want society to be more fair for everyone

10s- you suck because people doing the right thing makes me uncomfortable

20s- you suck because you’re paying attention

That’s some seriously hollow shit. But I guess it works for them.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

bumblebeebats:

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations… “Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn’t they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!” well, then it wouldn’t be a tragedy, would it. “Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it’s so sappy and unrealistic!!” Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn’t have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

Some people got so deep into the deconstruction media phase that they don’t like anything normally constructed any more.

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

alexs-random-bullshit:

terri-theslime13:

And as the clock strikes midnight (23) I undergo a HIDEOUS TRANSFORMATION

I am no longer gender neutral.

… I AM

GENDER EVIL!! >:3

AYYYYYYY

WOOOOOO


ladymirdan:

I always find the “warhammer/40k is fascist propaganda”-discussion fascinating.

On one side there are acctual fascists seeing this horrible and depraved world and going: “Goals!”

On the other there are people saying its indeed fascist propaganda and glorifying its abuses. “Just look at the former group and how they act”

And im just sitting here in the corner going “its a cautionary tale, sometimes handled not very well since they have like 400 different authors and a lack of cohesion.

I’m being screamed at from both sides, and im starting to actually doubt my own reading and comprehension abilities, is satire truly dead? And am I beating its dead horse?

So I went and checked out the biggest BL authors twitter pages, its editors, game developers and lore experts too.

Pretty much every single one of them reblog or post about social issues, are anti-royalist and pro free healthcare and feminist issues. They genuinely seem like good guys, very unlike the “fans” in the first group.

I find is so bizarre that this discussion even exists when social media makes it so easy to reach out and just go “Hey, what are the allegory and moral behind this story?” and its author actually answers.

And still, people misconstrue things, claims it isn’t satire, and just make things up that aren’t there. When the truth is so easy to find with just a few minutes of research.

bogleech:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

biothreads:

xerxestexastoast:

dj-of-the-coven:

the-cassquatch:

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Long collection of resources under the cut.

Keep reading

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

Another one that I just found recently is this, which is a whole collection of blogs, organized by topic!

Look guys the real internet IS STILL THERE I’m going to cry

My site’s hosted by neocities too and it’s literally just $5 a month (!)….that’s a site now 22 years old, I have some 60,000 files on it constituting several gigs. Other site hosts are like $40 a month to host a quarter what I have. Everybody get a neocities account and keep rebuilding the internet

dykebeckett:

fleshdyke:

telluriandigits:

fleshdyke:

telluriandigits:

fleshdyke:

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter…

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

But trucks have to move that paper!

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world’s smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

the-gnomish-bastard:

mynaemsophie-deactivated2024030:

the-gnomish-bastard:

vforvalensa:

the-gnomish-bastard:

vforvalensa:

Just got reminded of my homebrew dungeon world setting I never got around to running where the bit was that the whole world was a cosmically massive labyrinthine super structure built by god to imprison the cosmology’s satan figure, a literal Dungeon World, and all the monsters and magic and rpg shit were like emanations from the imprisoned satan guy and the shit keeping him locked down.

Any way i think dwarves in this setting would be cosmically radical prison abolitionists who dig cause they’re trying to free the devil from hell

Minotaurs would be op because if it’s all a labyrinth, they know everywhere they go

I thought the bit with the minotaur was that they put him in labyrinth to keep him in there so wouldn’t that mean they don’t know how to get around?

In dnd Minotaurs ironically have an ability where they perfectly remember every path they’ve taken through a labyrinth or maze.

evolution

Ye

secondlina:

lauf-aiya-rson:

uranodioning:

spacemancharisma:

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[caption]
driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
[/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

therazgar:

rneliflua:

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

thesinisterspinster:

zooophagous:

upward-bound:

zooophagous:

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I’m like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They’re happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I’d fight a wolf for these guys. I’d go way the Hell out of my way for them. I’d carry their young for miles on my own back.

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I’m referencing also ate lamb lol

And even if say we didnt eat them wool is the best sustainable cold weather textile there is.

I seriously wish this were me

nick-nonya:

Fun Fae Fact: The word ’seelie’ is derived from the same root as the word silly, proving my theory that clowns are fae and that the wizard council are a bunch of stuck up little bitches

nick-nonya:

from my 196 gallery

whats-this-mustelid:

I just think that ‘animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected’ and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there’s nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products’ are concepts that very much can and should coexist

headspace-hotel:

onethirdofimpossible:

Hello friends, there’s a dogwhistle I’ve seen used a couple times on tumblr that I want to discuss.

Fellow neurodivergents especially, please listen– towards the end of this post I describe how some in our community have been using it without knowing what it means.

A fairly common antisemitic dogwhistle used amongst alt-right circles on the internet is being a “noticer,” “noticing patterns,” “pattern noticer,” etc. I’ve seen this from a couple Tumblr blogs I follow reblogging memes and such that use this term but don’t provide any context about what sorts of “things” they may be noticing.

Here’s the meme that I saw a blog I’m following reblog last night.

Seems pretty harmless, right? It’s a meme with a cute cat.

In alt-right circles, what they are referring to “noticing” is the conspiracy theory that Jews control the world/“noticing” evidence of an imagined globalist (read: Jewish) world order/etc. If you see a meme that uses terms like “noticing patterns” that doesn’t elaborate what those supposed patterns are– just leaves you to fill in the blank yourself– take a look at the types of things OP might be posting. The alt-right has an idea that it’s forbidden to talk about who might be behind the “conspiracies” they talk about (again, the target is frequently Jewish people) so lack of context is often a red flag.

I sent the blog who reblogged this an ask informing them that the meme was a dogwhistle. If you see someone reblog something like this, check what they’ve been posting. If this seems like an isolated incident, the person probably reblogged it not knowing what the term actually meant. That’s why dogwhistles are so effective– to the average person they look harmless if you don’t know what to watch out for!

Let’s take a look at how alt-righters use this term.

Here’s an alt-right definition of it from Urban Dictionary.


Oh boy, this one gets a bigotry bingo for all the dogwhistles used here. If I miss any, feel free to comment. Here are the ones I found:

-Noseticing: Noticing plus nose, based on the stereotype for Jewish people to have large noses.

-“those who cannot be named”/skirting around saying Jew: again the idea that it’s forbidden to talk about who they think is behind their conspiracy theories.

-“world events and agendas”: idea that Jewish people have a Globalist agenda etc etc

-Degeneracy: Nazi term to describe the behaviors/people they find undesirable.

-Early life: refers to the section in a person’s Wikipedia page. If a person was brought up Jewish, it’ll usually say so there.

-Oy vey: a Jewish exclamation of exasperation that Nazis have unfortunately co-opted when talking about Jewish people.

Here’s probably the most obviously antisemitic meme I found.

The title and first bullet point include the “noticer” term. This meme also talks about a “group” who controls wealth. Who might the poster be referring to here?

Here’s a Twitter account with many similar alt-right terms. Explicitly identifies as a Nazi and ethno-nationalist, etc etc.

A couple other pages. I clicked on them to see if I could find any more examples but the first seemed pretty blank and the second… Well, I don’t have a twitter so I couldn’t view.

Let’s unpack these a little. The first one has “13 outta 52,” a statistic used among white supremacists to depict Black people (especially African-Americans) as “savage”: 13 referring to the percentage of America that is Black and 52 referring to the alleged percentage of murders in the U.S. that are committed by Black people. “109 countries” refers to the idea that Jewish people have been expelled from 109 countries during history. (Which isn’t entirely true. Some “countries” in this count are actually cities, regions, etc.) Some white supremacists may use the number 110 instead to suggest that it should happen again.

The second one has a blurb alleging a global sterilization effort and concerns of fertility. This is likely in connection to pro-natalism for white people. If Nazis want a so-called “Aryan nation,” they’re going to want white people to populate it, and so they encourage white people to have babies for their cause. Nazi Germany employed this tactic as well, even awarding “Aryan” German women who had four or more children for their contributions to the Nazi cause.

The reason why I’m emphasizing that context matters is that some neurodivergent people have seen this and co-opted it into neurodivergent circles. As a person who is Jewish and autistic, this is pretty alarming to me. I’ll show a couple examples from Tumblr:

And

I’ve left out the URLs of the OPs because I want to give the benefit of the doubt– they both explicitly refer to being a “pattern noticer” in terms of neurodivergence. And it’s easy to see why introducing this term to ND folks would be an easy way to get a dogwhistle passed off as harmless! Since autistic people often have analytical minds, we often make connections that others might not be able to see. But unfortunately, using terms like this only makes it much easier for antisemites to fly under the radar.

Stay safe and let’s keep Tumblr free of this shit.

honestly we gotta get rid of the “chad vs. virgin” and blonde wojack meme shit entirely

headspace-hotel:

onethirdofimpossible:

Hello friends, there’s a dogwhistle I’ve seen used a couple times on tumblr that I want to discuss.

Fellow neurodivergents especially, please listen– towards the end of this post I describe how some in our community have been using it without knowing what it means.

A fairly common antisemitic dogwhistle used amongst alt-right circles on the internet is being a “noticer,” “noticing patterns,” “pattern noticer,” etc. I’ve seen this from a couple Tumblr blogs I follow reblogging memes and such that use this term but don’t provide any context about what sorts of “things” they may be noticing.

Here’s the meme that I saw a blog I’m following reblog last night.

Seems pretty harmless, right? It’s a meme with a cute cat.

In alt-right circles, what they are referring to “noticing” is the conspiracy theory that Jews control the world/“noticing” evidence of an imagined globalist (read: Jewish) world order/etc. If you see a meme that uses terms like “noticing patterns” that doesn’t elaborate what those supposed patterns are– just leaves you to fill in the blank yourself– take a look at the types of things OP might be posting. The alt-right has an idea that it’s forbidden to talk about who might be behind the “conspiracies” they talk about (again, the target is frequently Jewish people) so lack of context is often a red flag.

I sent the blog who reblogged this an ask informing them that the meme was a dogwhistle. If you see someone reblog something like this, check what they’ve been posting. If this seems like an isolated incident, the person probably reblogged it not knowing what the term actually meant. That’s why dogwhistles are so effective– to the average person they look harmless if you don’t know what to watch out for!

Let’s take a look at how alt-righters use this term.

Here’s an alt-right definition of it from Urban Dictionary.


Oh boy, this one gets a bigotry bingo for all the dogwhistles used here. If I miss any, feel free to comment. Here are the ones I found:

-Noseticing: Noticing plus nose, based on the stereotype for Jewish people to have large noses.

-“those who cannot be named”/skirting around saying Jew: again the idea that it’s forbidden to talk about who they think is behind their conspiracy theories.

-“world events and agendas”: idea that Jewish people have a Globalist agenda etc etc

-Degeneracy: Nazi term to describe the behaviors/people they find undesirable.

-Early life: refers to the section in a person’s Wikipedia page. If a person was brought up Jewish, it’ll usually say so there.

-Oy vey: a Jewish exclamation of exasperation that Nazis have unfortunately co-opted when talking about Jewish people.

Here’s probably the most obviously antisemitic meme I found.

The title and first bullet point include the “noticer” term. This meme also talks about a “group” who controls wealth. Who might the poster be referring to here?

Here’s a Twitter account with many similar alt-right terms. Explicitly identifies as a Nazi and ethno-nationalist, etc etc.

A couple other pages. I clicked on them to see if I could find any more examples but the first seemed pretty blank and the second… Well, I don’t have a twitter so I couldn’t view.

Let’s unpack these a little. The first one has “13 outta 52,” a statistic used among white supremacists to depict Black people (especially African-Americans) as “savage”: 13 referring to the percentage of America that is Black and 52 referring to the alleged percentage of murders in the U.S. that are committed by Black people. “109 countries” refers to the idea that Jewish people have been expelled from 109 countries during history. (Which isn’t entirely true. Some “countries” in this count are actually cities, regions, etc.) Some white supremacists may use the number 110 instead to suggest that it should happen again.

The second one has a blurb alleging a global sterilization effort and concerns of fertility. This is likely in connection to pro-natalism for white people. If Nazis want a so-called “Aryan nation,” they’re going to want white people to populate it, and so they encourage white people to have babies for their cause. Nazi Germany employed this tactic as well, even awarding “Aryan” German women who had four or more children for their contributions to the Nazi cause.

The reason why I’m emphasizing that context matters is that some neurodivergent people have seen this and co-opted it into neurodivergent circles. As a person who is Jewish and autistic, this is pretty alarming to me. I’ll show a couple examples from Tumblr:

And

I’ve left out the URLs of the OPs because I want to give the benefit of the doubt– they both explicitly refer to being a “pattern noticer” in terms of neurodivergence. And it’s easy to see why introducing this term to ND folks would be an easy way to get a dogwhistle passed off as harmless! Since autistic people often have analytical minds, we often make connections that others might not be able to see. But unfortunately, using terms like this only makes it much easier for antisemites to fly under the radar.

Stay safe and let’s keep Tumblr free of this shit.

honestly we gotta get rid of the “chad vs. virgin” and blonde wojack meme shit entirely

powersandplanetaries:

mamoswole:

sleepless-cavia:

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

randomslasher:

emily84:

liltimmys:

nasfera2:

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

You can try Radiooooo.com - The Musical Time Machine!!

choose a country, pick a decade, and GO!!

you’ll get an endless streaming of songs (ad free!).

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I personally found myself loving 1970s Ghana, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire! Also 1920s and 1970s Japan for sure! Cambodian music: spectacular. Love Armenia and Mali as well. I’ve been told 70s Germany is weird and 30s Algeria is cool but I haven’t gotten around to those yet. Italy’s 1960s is bomb ofc but I’m biased ;)

This is the best website anyone has ever shared.

vague-humanoid:

therobotmonster:

tidyturnip:

intrepidheroine:

karpad:

therobotmonster:

“My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don’t even know!”

Isn’t a flex.

It’s a lament.

More people should understand that.

Cereal boxes had toys inside.

Yes, it was a crass marketing for a sugar cereal made of chintzy plastic

Today you’re just expected to eat Capn Crunch because that’s what you do as a child, that’s what breakfast looks like. Which is… fine, I guess. Sugar still tastes good. That’s still a pleasure you’re otherwise asked to disavow by the protein shake nutribottles advertised on podcasts.

But it also means the idle minor joy of getting a random toy present, as a reward for nothing, just because you exist, is stripped. That random spark of joy is gone, replaced with nothing.

Where did the public pool go? the neighborhood park? the atrium food court public place to gather?

Same thing. All of them were just replaced with nothing.

Kids today have many good things. But it shouldn’t be a trade off. They should get to have instant messages with friends and go skating at the park. They should get to play amazing modern video games at home and go trick or treating for halloween. They should be able to have stickers and markers and macaroni art as well as youtube and streaming libraries and fortnite dances.

Fun should be allowed at every level.

Also. Kids now are just used to people constantly trying to sell them stuff.

When I was a kid, we had advertising on TV, radio, magazines, and billboards. It was easy to recognize and you could work around it. There were certain types of TV, like PBS or cable, that did not have commercials.

Now, kids are inundated with advertising constantly. YouTube and social media have replaced TV and radio for a lot of families, where in addition to ads every 1-3 minutes, many YT stars have sponsored bits in their videos. Social media constantly tries to sell you things. They have found a way to put advertising into the pumps at gas stations. There are so many things, like access to TV shows and Disney movies, that are locked behind a paywall. They can’t even read a newspaper if they wanted to.

I did a school visit a while back to a group of about 100 fourth graders to tell them about the library’s upcoming Summer Reading Program. They were totally unimpressed by me telling them cheerfully that if they met their reading goals, we would give them books for free. I thought they were just tired because it was close to the end of the day, and then one kid raised his hand to resignedly ask the question they were all thinking:

Kid: How much does this cost?
Me: Nothing. It’s a free library program.
Kid: Uh huh, like you are going to give us books for free. How much does it really cost?
Me, confused: … nothing. You don’t have to give us any money at all. You just have to do the reading and fill out your reading log, and you will have earned the books to take home and keep forever.
Kid, in disbelief: Oh come on. If you don’t charge us, how are you gonna make money?
Me, taken aback: We don’t make money, we’re a library.
Kid, exasperated: What do you mean you don’t make money?
Me: We’re a public service, like the fire department or schools. You don’t have to pay to use those either.
There is a ripple in the crowd as 100 disbelieving 9 year olds take this in.
Other kid: How do you afford to do anything if you don’t make money? Like where do you get the money to do stuff if we don’t have to pay you?
Me: Through things like government grants and taxes.
Third kid: So let me get this straight. That means that if some people don’t pay their taxes –
Teacher: Friend, this is a great conversation for Social Studies and not during library time! Ms. Intrepidheroine, would you like to show us the LEGOs you brought?

And that’s the story of how I realized that children absolutely expect you to try to sell them something if you come in to do a “special talk” even if it’s for a library.

Which is tragic.

Kids are aware from a shockingly early age that youtubers make money by getting people to watch their videos, and that their (the viewer’s) attention is a commodity. First graders have told me this (obviously not in those words but yeah).

Kids today are subjected, essentially, to the advertising standards of the 1950s because the FCC hasn’t enforced the advertising restrictions for TV on youtube.

I have a lot of posts on this, as I believe some degree of commercialization is good for kidvid (action figures and action cartoons were better when they were selling each other, fight me) and it is the source of a lot of the kind of ‘simple pleasure freebies" I feel kids are robbed.

But I think the 1980s kidvid rules were just about the right level of strict. No characters shilling directly to the kids. No promises of happiness or popularity. Ask for parents permission, not their money. No ads for the thing, in the show that is also an ad for the thing.*

But still with the kind of profit incentives that make the products about what kids would enjoy rather than whatever adults think they need.

Pictured: What Kids Want, What Adults Think they Need

Cuz I’m with Sid & Marty Kroft. Kids are in school all week, their entertainment should be fun.

Youtube kids are getting the kind of entertainment diet that my dad did, where the character you’re watching turns to camera to tell you that Captain Video wants you to have this cardboard space helmet. The thing Krusty the Clown is a parody of.

Only instead of selling cereal and plastic space guns, they’re selling crypto scams and energy drinks that can hospitalize their target audience.

And sometimes that pitch man is a kid their own age.

Is much more effective when its actually a fellow kid.