October 2023

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opinion that shouldn’t be controversial: a student shouldn’t need a doctor’s note to have access to free screen readers, audio copies of class content, physical copies of class content, accurate subtitles, unlimited doctor’s appointments, their sensory needs met, etc etc. student’s shouldn’t have a medical barrier, which goes hand in hand with sexism, racism, classism, and ableism in general, to basic education.

all students should have access to all of these materials. they shouldn’t be opt in. accessibility should be the default in education, not some sacred collection of half assed accommodations only accessible to students with a diagnosis

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hellenhighwater:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I’d ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that “rat gun” was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be “ray gun.”

But it’ll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

I’ll be honest–I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother’s. But they’re not particularly rare– you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

your gazelle has a pearl choker

That’s Hadrian. He’s a bush buck and he loves fashion.

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.


Will update if he survives the kiln.

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

HE LIVEEEEEES

charnel-doll:

my friends all have such cool fucking OCs like waow…. blorbo from YOUR brain…….

nick-nonya:

tabloidsores:

They’re doing straight up faggot shit in the southern provinces m'lord

Doth thee imply that the northern provinces are not? Unacceptable, demand they increase their gayness this instant!

rosalarian:

rosalarian:

PSA as we go into spooky season and people start using activated charcoal to make foods look spooky.

Rebloggin’ for this year’s spooky season.

queen-mihai:

mangomybeloved:

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

Be silly

eloves-off:

prokopetz:

Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else’s fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.

Here we go! Fursona reveal!

rain-droplet:

lurlur:

dailypattondoodle:

illegallyblondethemusical:

illegallyblondethemusical:

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

Oh.

OH

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

how many need to be functioning to count as not having an executive function disorder ?

I fail 1, 2 and 5 .

So that means I get 50% correct.

Which means I passed, right?

animentality:

animentality:

thescaredfluid:

lisassp:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

hey guys look…i found one of those iconic viral Tumblr posts

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

dspressed:

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

craftsman-and-mover:

craftsman-and-mover:

craftsman-and-mover:

craftsman-and-mover:

// i am quickly going to talk about danish slang for cops. because i think its really fucking cool and i just need to.

// there are three disrespectful things to call them. strisser, strømer and panser. otherwise its just politiet (the police but one word)

// all of the popular slang terms are derived from low german (plat tysk in danish). which is why there also are a couple hatched from the free city of christiania like ost (directly translated to cheese). but i just went on a tangent.

panser is from as i said, low german and can be traced further back to old french for armor.

// strisser is from an old movie (cant remember the name) and is also the oldest of these slang terms (from what i know) and can be traced back to the early 1930’s.

e-102:

veilchenvampir:

e-102:

aorish:

jbt7493:

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

Posts from a 17th century chymist who’s about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

realbeefman:

house and wilson are both committing malpractice but in like. opposite ways. house is so detached from his patients that it sometimes actively harms his diagnostic process and almost always causes unnecessary distress/harm to his patients but wilson is so. so disgustingly disturbingly attached to every single person he treats. he sleeps with patients he gives his liver to a guy who doesn’t even know his name his office is a literal monument to the items he’s collected from everyone he couldn’t save. they’re both incapable of maintaining or respecting personal boundaries but it manifests in vastly different ways.

lirdgorl-deactivated20240419:

born to we’re so back forced to it’s so over

gripes-withthesun:

Appreciation post for everyone explaining a joke in comments and posts when someone doesn’t get it, for people willing to explain pop culture references that fly over someone’s head, for people answering genuine questions about some issue someone has trouble understanding, for people who take enquiries about “common sensical” stuff in good faith, I love you <3

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

Hi there, I’m Bix. I’m a queer and disabled writer. If you don’t follow me or you’re new here, you’re probably at least somewhat familiar with a couple of my more popular stories- the monster under the fridge or the daycare at the end of the world. There’s more stuff at my pinned post, some pretty good ones that I think slipped under the radar, but that’s neither here nor there.

I really could use some help with bills.

I hate asking, it sucks to have to do this every month. But people have been incredibly generous with this and I’m so grateful, every time.

Our dryer is broken, so we need to get a repair guy out, and so it’s a little more than I usually ask for, this month.

Any and all help is appreciated. I sometimes get people who apologize for donating so little, but I promise- every dollar helps. And sharing this helps, too! I’m always astounded by people’s generosity.

my ko-fi is here: https://ko-fi.com/bixbythemartian

my venmo username is bixbythemartian

and you can also tip me through the tumblr post itself!

I believe my ko-fi is now set up to take payments other than strictly paypal, but if that’s not your experience, please let me know and I’ll look into it. Also, check the notes if you see this, I try to update at least twice daily with donations, so you’ve got a better idea of where I am at, and the goal is visible on ko-fi. (If I’ve turned off reblogs, I’ve met my goal!)

Much love!

Goal is $800

38/800

68/800

105/800

110/800

133/800

211/800

317/800

362/800

372/800

389/800

396/800

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

bixbythemartian:

Hi there, I’m Bix. I’m a queer and disabled writer. If you don’t follow me or you’re new here, you’re probably at least somewhat familiar with a couple of my more popular stories- the monster under the fridge or the daycare at the end of the world. There’s more stuff at my pinned post, some pretty good ones that I think slipped under the radar, but that’s neither here nor there.

I really could use some help with bills.

I hate asking, it sucks to have to do this every month. But people have been incredibly generous with this and I’m so grateful, every time.

Our dryer is broken, so we need to get a repair guy out, and so it’s a little more than I usually ask for, this month.

Any and all help is appreciated. I sometimes get people who apologize for donating so little, but I promise- every dollar helps. And sharing this helps, too! I’m always astounded by people’s generosity.

my ko-fi is here: https://ko-fi.com/bixbythemartian

my venmo username is bixbythemartian

and you can also tip me through the tumblr post itself!

I believe my ko-fi is now set up to take payments other than strictly paypal, but if that’s not your experience, please let me know and I’ll look into it. Also, check the notes if you see this, I try to update at least twice daily with donations, so you’ve got a better idea of where I am at, and the goal is visible on ko-fi. (If I’ve turned off reblogs, I’ve met my goal!)

Much love!

Goal is $800

38/800

68/800

105/800

110/800

133/800

211/800

317/800

362/800

372/800

389/800

396/800

craftsman-and-mover:

craftsman-and-mover:

craftsman-and-mover:

// i am quickly going to talk about danish slang for cops. because i think its really fucking cool and i just need to.

// there are three disrespectful things to call them. strisser, strømer and panser. otherwise its just politiet (the police but one word)

// all of the popular slang terms are derived from low german (plat tysk in danish). which is why there also are a couple hatched from the free city of christiania like ost (directly translated to cheese). but i just went on a tangent.

panser is from as i said, low german and can be traced further back to old french for armor.

jewishenbylesbian:

trans-parenting:

trans-parenting:

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

Happy October Thirst!

i’m really feeling october thirst

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

girlballs:

girlballs:

i think its so cool how weevils

weevil night

Silly lil guy

Ĝ̸̛͚̫̮͈͎͉̭̻̼̲̝̞͔̫̑̓͗̐̾͂̎̔̋̚͘̚͝I̵̳͐̂̈̎̿̀͛̿̌͘͝M̶̧̧̦̜̗͕̗͉̻̥̫̫̘͔͆̓̂̅́͝ͅM̴̢̼̯̱̰̭̘̫̙̏̇̌̍̔̑͌̏͆E̸̢̡̧̯̺̱̙̳̹̪̹̤͚̱̦̯̾̔͒̒͋͜͠

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

girlballs:

girlballs:

i think its so cool how weevils

weevil night

Silly lil guy

Ĝ̸̛͚̫̮͈͎͉̭̻̼̲̝̞͔̫̑̓͗̐̾͂̎̔̋̚͘̚͝I̵̳͐̂̈̎̿̀͛̿̌͘͝M̶̧̧̦̜̗͕̗͉̻̥̫̫̘͔͆̓̂̅́͝ͅM̴̢̼̯̱̰̭̘̫̙̏̇̌̍̔̑͌̏͆E̸̢̡̧̯̺̱̙̳̹̪̹̤͚̱̦̯̾̔͒̒͋͜͠

larval-tear:

imlizy:

larval-tear:

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about “glades” and cross your “glaive” with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

bosspigeon:

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

ir0n-angel:

lew-basnight:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

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tags by @crackinglamb

skarchomp:

autism be damned my boy can fuck a grill

mint-bees:

mint-bees:

mint-bees:

mint-bees:

mint-bees:

mint-bees:

okay ill go and humor mineblr and try to build a rustic house to see what all the fuss is about

hhhh,,,,,,house

rustic..,,,,,,,

sorry mineblr for ever doubting you,,,,,, i understand now,,,,,ive seen the way of the rustic house,,,, i cant stop building,,,,,,,

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RUSTÏC HÖUSE,,,,, 

MY HOUSE ACENDS ABOVE THE CLOUDS. I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED BY THE RUSTIC HOUSE, I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL.

mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

legendary-scholar-deactivated20:

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

askfordoodles:

owlinadayswork:

nitocrisss:

dankmemeuniversity:

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

You’re the only you we’ve got”

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

draculagerard:

“Do you know the new tiktok trend where–” No.

gigilefache:

blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

I’m rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It’s basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

zoestorm:

not-lupus:

gay sex

You’re not hiding this in the tags

nudityandnerdery:

Catie speaks the truth.

calware:

calware:

i hate when people say “unalive” is gen z slang don’t group me in with those ppl on tiktok. i don’t know anybody irl that says unalive. your experiences are not universal

you are allowed to say kill. lets say kill together

nyancrimew:

clonekisser:

hey, don’t cry, it/its herobrine ok?

ihasafandom:

icedsilver:

bunnyfood:

“My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…”

(Source: Ben Voytas)

Jorse

finally, an answer to how a horse would wear jeans

vulgarmaw:

tuniversed:

Remember kids, if all else fails, murder is always a good option…

Why wait for all else to fail when you can just skip straight to murder?

nick-nonya:

ihasafandom:

icedsilver:

bunnyfood:

“My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…”

(Source: Ben Voytas)

Jorse

finally, an answer to how a horse would wear jeans

“Get the Jaddle I’m going to ride on the Jorse

lollycakesx:

xxacidnekoxx:

this background character I just created fpftpftf

froginakettle:

dogwise:

dogwise:

junji itō was so right when he said this

this too


junji ito was right about everything actually

teaboot:

cyber-seagull404:

megapope-deactivated20220531:

god damn this is a QUILT (‘late day shadows’ by nancy messier)

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

ITS A FUCKING QUILT GUYS

birth-movies-death:

dale cooper with a conspiracy theory podcast: listeners what plagues me most about the loch ness monster is not the question of her existence but the loneliness of it. to what end does she roam the depths of those waters…….beautiful and tormented……………if a creature cries out in the anguish of solitude but no one is around to believe it, does it make a sound…………..today’s episode is sponsored by NordVPN. they got an end-to-end encryption that’ll kill ya

milflaralorvan-deactivated20231:

johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

as an artistic piece this is very powerful—its artist, c.d. batchelor of the new york daily news, won a pulitzer prize for it—but the new york daily news was a centrist paper that was staunchly isolationist throughout the 1930’s

1936 was three years into the second world war in asia. it was the year hitler remilitarized the rhineland, breaking the treaty of versailles. it was the year the spanish civil war began—a war which saw not only european youths, but also a number of americans (many of them black and jewish) going overseas to volunteer in spain’s fight against fascism. those americans would later be labeled “premature anti-fascists” in their fbi files during the red scare

fear of another european war was somewhat understandable, but by 1936 it was clear to anyone paying attention that the fascists had expansionist ambitions and war was only one of the horrible things they planned to bring to europe. it should also be noted that at this time there were a huge number of white americans who were not only okay with the idea of fascism, but actively wanted to try it at home

that’s not to say we can’t appreciate the artistry of this piece, but it’s also good to be aware that this particular anti-war message is propaganda against fighting nazis and we are not immune to it

bitchfitch:

bitchfitch:

bitchfitch:

ecurps:

bitchfitch:

bitchfitch:

I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

it is it’s nature to Be In The Way.

Just… Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap ‘em up, then move them out of the way.

the consequences of doing that:

just needed to make a conclusion to this

tbh this post is Just for the it/its crowd now. keep shining.

(but for real it makes me happy other it/its folks are getting a lil joy out of an it/its character like. casually existing and having a fun gender.)

tacobile:

afeelgoodblog:

I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy

ur missing the other photos from that post that i think r important to include