October 2023

joethebeau:

piratebay-premium:

exigetspersonal:

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

That’s where this image is from??

reverse-mermaid:

reverse-mermaid:

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

sunshine-tattoo:

homosexualontheloose:

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

plum-soup:

zizelle:

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

ozi-uwu:

limbobilbo:

What pocket do you keep your phone in?

Left pocket

Right Pocket

I dont wear clothes with pockets

I dont carry a phone

See Results

Please reblog if you answer so this can get more visibility

post a pickpocket would make

greelin:

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

strawberryhologramsworld:

flipchild:

flipchild:

Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text

oliviawebsite:

why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls

system-reset:

mossy-covered-bones:

I am going to make. A little guy out of yarn

oh hell yea. little guys are fantastic.

happyroadkillart:

this comic will probably only ever work during the time it was originally posted but i might as well post it here anyways for ARCHIVAL purposes

coelii:

Took our son to the zoo today and saw these signs. I think it’s a great that they’re getting people interested in vore! Be sure to google “types of vore” for more info on which one you might be!

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I have to write this down before I forget but if I had to describe the alchemical worldview it would be “Bitches in 2nd century Alexandria were trying to figure out if you could un-bake a cake.”

You know how baking uses like the same basic 5 ingredients for everything? What if you could un-bake a shitty cake into its raw ingredients, and then re-bake it into a perfect cake.

That’s what transmutation is. It’s alchemists trying to un-bake base metals into their elemental essences to re-bake them into new ones.

straightboyfriend:

i thinmk of this essay so much

poisoned-sugar11:

I didn’t choose the catboy life the catboy life chose me I fucking guess

do you find it important to distinguish between masculine and feminine energies (e.g. like in tarot decks, some ritual magic, etc) in practice? as a baby occultist im finding that it seems like 'woman' and 'man' are more so symbolic associations corresponding to the archetypal traits of each, and its got me wondering if it might be compelling to take an alternate approach to that kind of imagery. like literally just talking about the subconscious vs. conscious, intuition vs. action, etc in more literal terms when that's what's being discussed fundamentally. but i also know that i don't have the background to fully parse why those associations and energies being labeled in that way is important (or if it even is or just arbitrary), so ...

cryptotheism:

Okok this is something a lot of people interested in Esotericism hit so ill do my best to explain:

In an Esoteric context, Male and Female quite literally does not refer to gender. It comes from Aristotle, and it refers to what we would now call chemical reactivity.

If two substances don’t react together, it’s because they’re the same Gender. If two substances react to create a third substance, it’s because they’re opposite Gender.

The point of this being that a binary is an opportunity. Your goal should be to seek out binaries, specifically to transcend them.

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shower-man:

official-boob-posts:

ms-demeanor:

When you’re dealing with a learning disability and having problems with school it can be really helpful to take some time and do something you’re good at so you don’t get stuck in a cycle of negative self talk and unfair criticism of yourself.

That’s why I drew the duolingo owl with fat tits. Not only is it something that I’m good at that I enjoy, but now every criticism directed at me is justified.

official boob post

@duolingo-unofficial this you?

Why don’t you tell me (;

shadythetortie:

sergeant-angels-trashcan:

404-son-of-a-shepherd-not-found:

keyhollow:

lirisa:

vampiregirl2345:

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands. 

10/10 post, dude.

Did you forget the whole part where only excess is taken and all their needs are met and then some orrrr?

Like, did you read it orrrrr?

Anyway, BUY HONEY SAVE BEES

It is a 10/10 post. Because OP is right.

Bees do not suffer when beekeepers take their honey, because experienced beekeepers do not take all of their honey, in fact, they leave plenty of honey left for the bees to consume over the winter. If we do not collect their honey, 1 of two things will happen.

1. they will leave for a bigger home. Which at first seems fine until you remember that bees are dying very quickly out in the wild.

or

2. They will start using the areas that they reserve for their young as a place to make more honey. This is bad because if no more young are being produced, then the hive will start to die out because no new workers are coming into the world, and the average live only 150 days, so it would also mean the loss of more bees.

So yeah, eating honey isn’t inhumane at all. In fact, you’re helping the bees by eating what they produce and giving money to the bee keepers who are the ones making sure that the hive will keep being healthy.

LOUDER FOR THE VEGANS IN THE BACK: use honey, not agave! Bees need your support and other animals need agave! Using honey means more bees!!

Other animal products that are absolutely fine to use because they produce it in excess:

- Wool. Sheep need to be sheared or their wool will get excessively large, matted and gross. Its legit just a haircut. Calm down and use wool instead of whatever fake acrylic microplastic shit they have in stores now. Wool is super warm, insulating, and guess what! It grows back! Its a renewable resource and all the sheep want in return is some good pasture and protection from predators.

- Eggs. I’m not talking about storebought eggs. Go to your local farmer’s market. Find someone around with chickens/ducks. These birds produce eggs literally every day and will not stop unless they are molting, brooding, or kept in the dark for most of the day. Like I am not joking when I say you can very easily find someone with poultry and they will beg you to take some eggs. Theres so many. Please. Take some duck eggs. I dont want them. I had 8 laying ducks last year. Thats 8 eggs every day. Thats 2 dozen eggs every THREE DAYS. Thats SO MANY EGGS PLEASE TAKE SOME EGGS

Reducing animal cruelty does not mean abolish the use of animal products. Go eat honey. Go use wool. Go find a friend with birds and eat eggs, or get your own. Just because it comes from an animal does not make it cruel.

o-craven-canto:

Euphorbia euphoria

Was sent this by a friend:

which is a reference to this:

namely, the fact that the wild mustard Brassica oleracea, once domesticated, produced a bewildering variety of vegetables by selecting each cultivar for a different part (cabbages from terminal buds, Brussels ssprouts from lateral buds, broccoli and cauliflower from flower buds, kale from leaves, and so on), all of them still being technically part of the same species, Brassica oleracea var. whatever.

Now, as far as I know, nobody has bred B. oleracea into a tree. But there is, not quite a single species, but a genus, that has gotten pretty close to that kind of internal morphological diversity:

Behold Euphorbia, the genus of spurges, counting over 2000 species (that nevertheless are often capable of interbreeding) scattered throughout all continents:

Euphorbia dendroides (Mediterranean)

The poinsettia, Euphorbia pulcherrima (Central America)

Euphorbia actinoclada (East Africa)|, one of the many cactus-like species (cacti proper are all American species except one, so if you see a cactus-like plant in an African or Asian deserts, odds are it’s actually a kind of euphorbia)

Euphorbia trigona (Central Africa)

Euphorbia myrsinites (Southeast Europe)

Euphorbia obesa (South Africa)

Euphorbia ferox (South Africa)

Euphorbia ampliphylla (East Africa) (source)

Euphorbia aphylla (Canary Islands)

Euphorbia helioscopia (Eurasia and Africa)

And so on, and so on…

hawkin-byrd:

quendergeer:

thegummyteeth:

“Captain, we must uphold the temporal prime directive.”

“Very well, program the photon torpedoes to project a hologram of a late 20th century united airlines airliner”

“Sir, I should warn you that the primitive petroleum-based fuel of this era would not burn at a suffici-”

“No time for a science lesson, Mr Data. Make it so.”

“Captain, I cannot explain it, but the tower started to explode even before our torpedo impacted”

ozi-uwu:

(Air sirens go off) IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT YOUR BOYKISSER IS IN NEED

weaver-z:

blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060:

blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060:

blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060:

SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here / 19 september 1982 / computer science department / www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley / carnegie mellon.” end id]

happy birthday :-) face

it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)

This is apparently what was contained in the original message that invented the :-) and I’m obsessed with Fahlman’s diction here

happyroadkillart:

8one6:

virtualtoybox:

My Collection

drunkenbartend:

writing-prompt-s:

Dark magic is the only magic discipline that your school doesn’t teach and forbids the practice of. Unfortunately it is also the only discipline that you are any good at and so, year after year, you try your hardest to convince the school that dark magic can be used for more than just evil.

… and that is why i think instead of being banned under terrorism, dark magic should be banned under sexual misconduct.

wikipediahmms:

worldsendvalent1ne:

crysonna:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Paying consumer debts is basically optional in the United States

A blasted wasteland. Three young men who have been terribly beaten cluster in the center of the frame. Looming out of the left is a thug brandishing a club, holding out his hand.ALT

The vast majority of America’s debt collection targets $500-2,000 credit card debts. It is a filthy business, operated by lawless firms who hire unskilled workers drawn from the same economic background as their targets, who routinely and grotesquely flout the law, but only when it comes to the people with the least ability to pay.

America has fairly robust laws to protect debtors from sleazy debt-collection practices, notably the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (FDCPA), which has been on the books since 1978. The FDCPA puts strict limits on the conduct of debt collectors, and offers real remedies to debtors when they are abused.

But for FDPCA provisions to be honored, they must be understood. The people who collect these debts are almost entirely untrained. The people they collected the debts from are likewise in the dark. The only specialized expertise debt-collection firms concern themselves with are a series of gotcha tricks and semi-automated legal shenanigans that let them take money they don’t deserve from people who can’t afford to pay it.

There’s no better person to explain this dynamic than Patrick McKenzie, a finance and technology expert whose Bits About Money newsletter is absolutely essential reading. No one breaks down the internal operations of the finance sector like McKenzie. His latest edition, “Credit card debt collection,” is a fantastic read:

https://www.bitsaboutmoney.com/archive/the-waste-stream-of-consumer-finance/

Keep reading

Never consolidate student loans

Never admit to a debt over the phone or give any allusion to doing so, it will get recorded.. and then it will become your debt

Demand written itemized details of all debt

Reject anything weird on your credit report…every single year. All three. They have a limited amount of time to prove it’s valid or they have to remove it… FOREVER.

fruttymoment:

UMMMM UUHHHHH UMMMMMMM

vaspider:

rock-cake-with-a-pin-in-it:

microwave-and-dishwasher-safe2:

ravpocalypse:

tdhppjpurple:

ravpocalypse:

ravpocalypse:

tricornking:

ravpocalypse:

tricornking:

not100gays:

calamitys-child:

calamitys-child:

calamitys-child:

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of

I love that several people have responded to this with “op I forgive you cause you’re Scottish but that’s not a Texan accent” which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I’m assuming it’s important to, like, Americans

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

According to Foghorn’s Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it’s less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he’s a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

I love this site.

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

Where this post started

Where it ended up

I keep thinking about the fact that when I was growing up, “chickenhawk” was slang for a well-to-do older gay man who exclusively went after/dated twinks - like a sugar daddy, kinda, but with the implications that a chickenhawk can take advantage of a twink’s naivete - and I spent a while last night while I was stoned trying to figure out what a “baby chickenhawk” was and why one would be going after obvious papa bear Foghorn Leghorn.

P.S. I know it says his S.O. is “Miss Prissy” and that is the most drag queen name so my point stands

cindersart:

ever see an art style so gorgeous you start questioning whether its too late to unlearn everything u know about drawing n relearn so you can draw Like That

valtsv:

valtsv:

it’s kind of funny how many ordinary things about me would make for potent symbolism if i was a fictional character. i often wake up with blood on my pillow and under my nails but it’s just because i have sensitive skin and my fingertips bleed easily. i have an almost uncanny ability to sneak up on people even when i’m actively trying not to because sometimes i’m just completely invisible to them somehow. my front teeth are crooked because my canines are pushing them out of the way to make more room for themselves.

what are your guyses fictional character traits i’m curious

shortgremlinman:

beowulf22121:

anon-e-has-a-tmblr:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

Astronomy I-

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Fun fact about archeology!

if it’s a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it’s a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

gothiccharmschool:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

deluxetrashqueen:

symbisexual-disaster:

captaindibbzy:

joshsundquist:

Everyone deserves the opportunity to dress their best. That’s why I’m so glad to be able to share Tommy Hilfiger’s innovative #TommyAdaptive collection with you. #TommyPartner

I know this is very important for people with disabilities and such but all I’m thinking is “Oh this is where super heroes get their shirts from.”

my mom’s arthritis makes buttons so hard for her omg 

Oh man that would be so nice for me, too, honestly. Buttons against my skin make me crazy with my autism. But fake buttons I might be able to do!

This is why we need diversity in design, these answer SO MANY problems that some people face every single day.

And now that we have them, who else would just enjoy these things? Who would use them to solve a problem they have with some activities? Or in some outfits?

Gawd I love diversity

These are such amazing ideas!

conservatives-arekilling-america:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241:

caats:

Stanced

tax-fraud-wizard:

rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

babyfoxcollectionthings:

This is the national dance of the Philippines, called Tinikling

finnsbronco:

only-tiktoks:

I love this, ever since I got my license I wondered why I have to renew my disability parking permit.

I have yet to hear of a cure for paralysis, so why do I have to prove I have a disability every four years?

jadewolf-writes:


Hey, if you haven’t heard yet… Disney+ just released “The Roof,” a ‘coming of age’ short film about a two-spirit Cheyenne teen. It was written, directed, produced, and starring Indigenous people. It’s very much worth checking out!

I volunteered to be an extra in this film (a background spectator during the pow wow scene) and am very proud to have supported a film like this!

gawayne:

of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns

fernsnailz:

fernsnailz:

fernsnailz:

thank you to everyone labeling me the CEO of omega and a good omega writer. as the CEO of omega i declare that he would like mr beast videos

THE ROBOT THE ROBOT I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ROBOT

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

wilwheaton:

lol what


Oh NOW they’ll wear a mask!

liberalsarecool:

Everyone deserves health care. Everyone.

There should be no requirement. Just like there is no requirement for the fire department to help you. We assume the costs for the benefit of society.

#MedicareForAll

bitchesgetriches:

On leaving home for the first time:

On basic finance:

On managing your household:

On feeding and caring for yourself:

On maintaining relationships:

On starting your career:

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

reasonsforhope:

Holy crap, I didn’t think Biden would be able to get the Climate Corps established without Congress. This is SUCH fantastic news.

After being thwarted by Congress, President Joe Biden will use his executive authority to create a New Deal-style American Climate Corps that will serve as a major green jobs training program.

In an announcement Wednesday, the White House said the program will employ more than 20,000 young adults who will build trails, plant trees, help install solar panels and do other work to boost conservation and help prevent catastrophic wildfires.

The climate corps had been proposed in early versions of the sweeping climate law approved last year but was jettisoned amid strong opposition from Republicans and concerns about cost.

Democrats and environmental advocacy groups never gave up on the plan and pushed Biden in recent weeks to issue an executive order authorizing what the White House now calls the American Climate Corps.

“After years of demonstrating and fighting for a Climate Corps, we turned a generational rallying cry into a real jobs program that will put a new generation to work stopping the climate crisis,” said Varshini Prakash, executive director of the Sunrise Movement, an environmental group that has led the push for a climate corps.

With the new corps “and the historic climate investments won by our broader movement, the path towards a Green New Deal is beginning to become visible,” Prakash said…

Environmental activists hailed the new jobs program, which is modeled after the Civilian Conservation Corps, created in the 1930s by President Franklin D. Roosevelt, a Democrat, as part of the New Deal…

Lawmakers Weigh In

More than 50 Democratic lawmakers, including Massachusetts Sen. Ed Markey and New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, had also encouraged Biden to create a climate corps, saying in a letter on Monday that “the climate crisis demands a whole-of-government response at an unprecedented scale.”

The lawmakers cited deadly heat waves in the Southwest and across the nation, as well as dangerous floods in New England and devastating wildfires on the Hawaiian island of Maui, among recent examples of climate-related disasters.

Democrats called creation of the climate corps “historic” and the first step toward fulfilling the vision of the Green New Deal.

“Today President Biden listened to the (environmental) movement, and he delivered with an American Climate Corps,” a beaming Markey said at a celebratory news conference outside the Capitol.

“We are starting to turn the green dream into a green reality,” added Ocasio-Cortez, who co-sponsored the Green New Deal legislation with Markey four years ago.

“You all are changing the world,” she told young activists.

Program Details and Grant Deadlines

The initiative will provide job training and service opportunities to work on a wide range of projects, including restoring coastal wetlands to protect communities from storm surges and flooding; clean energy projects such as wind and solar power; managing forests to prevent catastrophic wildfires; and energy efficient solutions to cut energy bills for consumers, the White House said.

Creation of the climate corps comes as the Environmental Protection Agency launches a $4.6 billion grant competition for states, municipalities and tribes to cut climate pollution and advance environmental justice. The Climate Pollution Reduction Grants are funded by the 2022 climate law and are intended to drive community-driven solutions to slow climate change.

EPA Administrator Michael Regan said the grants will help “communities so they can chart their own paths toward the clean energy future.”

The deadline for states and municipalities to apply is April 1, with grants expected in late 2024. Tribes and territories must apply by May 1, with grants expected by early 2025.”

-via Boston.com, September 21, 2023

Now let’s hope that the “tree planting” is real and not some monoculture bullshit that ends up making the Forrest more flammable.

If the Republicans win… couldn’t the republican president reverse this?

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

reasonsforhope:

Holy crap, I didn’t think Biden would be able to get the Climate Corps established without Congress. This is SUCH fantastic news.

After being thwarted by Congress, President Joe Biden will use his executive authority to create a New Deal-style American Climate Corps that will serve as a major green jobs training program.

In an announcement Wednesday, the White House said the program will employ more than 20,000 young adults who will build trails, plant trees, help install solar panels and do other work to boost conservation and help prevent catastrophic wildfires.

The climate corps had been proposed in early versions of the sweeping climate law approved last year but was jettisoned amid strong opposition from Republicans and concerns about cost.

Democrats and environmental advocacy groups never gave up on the plan and pushed Biden in recent weeks to issue an executive order authorizing what the White House now calls the American Climate Corps.

“After years of demonstrating and fighting for a Climate Corps, we turned a generational rallying cry into a real jobs program that will put a new generation to work stopping the climate crisis,” said Varshini Prakash, executive director of the Sunrise Movement, an environmental group that has led the push for a climate corps.

With the new corps “and the historic climate investments won by our broader movement, the path towards a Green New Deal is beginning to become visible,” Prakash said…

Environmental activists hailed the new jobs program, which is modeled after the Civilian Conservation Corps, created in the 1930s by President Franklin D. Roosevelt, a Democrat, as part of the New Deal…

Lawmakers Weigh In

More than 50 Democratic lawmakers, including Massachusetts Sen. Ed Markey and New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, had also encouraged Biden to create a climate corps, saying in a letter on Monday that “the climate crisis demands a whole-of-government response at an unprecedented scale.”

The lawmakers cited deadly heat waves in the Southwest and across the nation, as well as dangerous floods in New England and devastating wildfires on the Hawaiian island of Maui, among recent examples of climate-related disasters.

Democrats called creation of the climate corps “historic” and the first step toward fulfilling the vision of the Green New Deal.

“Today President Biden listened to the (environmental) movement, and he delivered with an American Climate Corps,” a beaming Markey said at a celebratory news conference outside the Capitol.

“We are starting to turn the green dream into a green reality,” added Ocasio-Cortez, who co-sponsored the Green New Deal legislation with Markey four years ago.

“You all are changing the world,” she told young activists.

Program Details and Grant Deadlines

The initiative will provide job training and service opportunities to work on a wide range of projects, including restoring coastal wetlands to protect communities from storm surges and flooding; clean energy projects such as wind and solar power; managing forests to prevent catastrophic wildfires; and energy efficient solutions to cut energy bills for consumers, the White House said.

Creation of the climate corps comes as the Environmental Protection Agency launches a $4.6 billion grant competition for states, municipalities and tribes to cut climate pollution and advance environmental justice. The Climate Pollution Reduction Grants are funded by the 2022 climate law and are intended to drive community-driven solutions to slow climate change.

EPA Administrator Michael Regan said the grants will help “communities so they can chart their own paths toward the clean energy future.”

The deadline for states and municipalities to apply is April 1, with grants expected in late 2024. Tribes and territories must apply by May 1, with grants expected by early 2025.”

-via Boston.com, September 21, 2023

Now let’s hope that the “tree planting” is real and not some monoculture bullshit that ends up making the Forrest more flammable.