October 2023

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

haltraveler:

mcelboycontent:

mcelboycontent:

things i am learning now that i’m finally actually watching avatar the last air bender part one:

1) not everyone is a bender
2) it does appear to be inherent to some extent, because katara seems to be partially self-taught
3) however, there is a learning element, because you can improve on your skills and the avatar has to learn how to master all four elements where i thought aang just had inherent skill
4) the element of the bender seems to always match the element of the tribe they’re in, which makes sense if they are taught by their tribe but raises some questions if it’s inherent. is bending ability passed genetically? what happens if two benders of different elements have a kid? i can’t google this because i don’t want anymore spoilers than i already have
5) uncle iroh is prince zuko’s uncle?????????? i thought he was like an earth bender who owned a tea shop this entire fucking time how did i go into this series knowing almost everything but THAT

i honestly thought it was an honorary title like he’s a nice old man who helps out all the kids so he just has them call him uncle

OP is a citizen of Ba Sing Se

To answer #4, yes it is genetic, if two different benders have a baby each baby gets a genetic coin flip on which one they get.(though this isn’t really addressed until legend of Korra)

morgenstern16:

This scene from Trails to Azure made me think of this scene from Disco Elysium

kira-serialfaggot:

lilithtransrights:

kira-serialfaggot:

lilithtransrights:

You seem nice

puts you in my backpack

Aww, sweet. Where are we going?

We are going on a journey to find the best kebab in all of Germany.

Oh hell yes! I love kebabs! :3

paldeanspooker:

proudlyunicorn:

gleerant:

gleerant:

gleerant:

strugglingpansexual:

proudlyunicorn:

gleerant:

gleerant:

gleerant:

proudlyunicorn:

proudlyunicorn:

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

Update: he’s 2 today

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

STOP THIS IS SO CUTEE

lustloveandliars-deactivated202:

You deserve love now. Not once you lose weight. Not once you accomplish that thing. Not once you move. Not once you get on medication. Not once you start therapy. Not once you get that job. Not once you’re more like them. Now. You don’t have to earn the right to be loved. You deserve it right now, and always have.

misfit-toy-haven:

beemovieerotica:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

I feel like in the rush of “throw out etiquette who cares what fork you use or who gets introduced first” we actually lost a lot of social scripts that the younger generations are floundering without.

A lot of tough situations where we now feel like we “don’t know what to do or say” had social scripts just a couple of generations ago and they might have been canned phrases or robotic actions but they could still be meant sincerely and unfortunately we haven’t replaced them with any more sincere or easier new script.

a lot of people are giving examples in the notes of things they just find annoying like not using headphones in public, but OP is talking about actual literal scripts of things to say in awkward situations

if you have a date or two with someone and you don’t see a relationship developing? most millennials / gen Zers just end up ghosting. but a social script that might have been taught and rehearsed in the past could be:

“I really appreciated getting dinner with you the other night and I enjoyed your company, but I’m afraid I didn’t feel a spark. I wish you the best, and hope you find that special someone!”

like it sounds kind of trite but it was at least something to say and it can still be meant with kind sincerity. it also communicates in 2 sentences that you don’t want to see them romantically again, but there aren’t any hard feelings about that. that’s it!!! that’s all it takes!!!

Another example is that at parties a lot of people talk about how awkward it is to mingle or talk to people they dont know. But at old timey parties that was traditionally the HOST’S job, and there was a specific scripted way of doing it that eased the process! The host would bring you in, introduce you and maybe even a little bit about you like what you did for a living, and then guide you to a group you could talk to. They didn’t just let you in the door and then ditch you to fend for yourself in a sea of strangers. That would be unthinkable and no one would be surprised if a get-together like that wound up being awkward.

vulcanette:

fucking goldfish tiktok made me cry bro

qqchurch:

soy-sauce-and-mothra-deactivate:

Hey! Are there blacksmiths in your story? I’m a hobbyist blacksmith and I’m here to help!

Blacksmithing is one of those things that a lot of people get wrong because they don’t realize it stuck around past the advent of the assembly line. Here’s a list of some common misconceptions I see and what to do instead!

notafamousblog:

cirrusin:

acutely-unaware:

zsnes:

mop-mod:

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

the most powerful man in the world

Ya’ll if this man ever gets bitten by a zombie we’re all fucked

the [UNINTELLIGIBLE] is him boasting that the watermelon is 500 kg 

@luizastarry i found him

redwouldnt:

redwouldnt:

webmastery now! april 2023

hey! thank you for this addition; i suggested wix back in april before i was aware of this, but as of present day i do not suggest using wix for your personal sites.

strangeracrossthestreet:

@spectatorindex: BREAKING: Hamas says it is willing to release hostages in exchange for all Palestinian prisoners currently held in Israeli prisons.

this is, like, the second (third?) time Hamas is offering this to Israel. Let’s see them refuse it again because they hate Palestinians more than they care about their citizens (sound familiar? yeah, Israel loooooves to project every atrocity it commits onto Palestinians.)

Literally families of the hostages are also demanding ceasefire to the lunatic’s face.

catadromously:

happy pride to queer role models and fish

writing-prompt-s:

Mythical creatures exist, but they all like to take the form of humans, they do it so well that most of their own species wouldn’t be able to tell. One day your wife sits you down and explains that she is a dragon…you begin to worry about your secret stash of gold in the attic.

i-am-a-fish:

milo-sillyguy:

i-am-a-fish:

when I brush my teeth my tits be jiggling I’m not afraid to say it

you are truly an inspiration fish

thank you (: I post online

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

bertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

blobbertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

blobbertskullhaver:

the-gnomish-bastard:

blobbiedaykeeppcaway:

the-gnomish-bastard:

blobbiedaykeeppcaway:

the-gnomish-bastard:

blobbiedaykeeppcaway:

the-gnomish-bastard:

cinnabarbread:

the-gnomish-bastard:

cinnabarbread:

the-gnomish-bastard:

cinnabarbread:

neverlookatexplosions:

I thought tumblr might enjoy this

@the-gnomish-bastard you’re going in.

NO

Dont make me get The Hammer

I got my own Hammer, bitch.

Yeah? Well you’re throwable

Not with all the runes I have

Are with all runes ate

No, I still have the runes on me.

Well then eat

You don’t have the blobs.

Maybe, but does!


…no!

Gnomes tasty, come

Go away!

BE CONSUMED

NO

I cast UNBLOBIFY!

Well thank you gnome man, but I would still like to eat your existence

I cast FUCK OFF!

I’m a skull, you cant turn something off I can’t do! BE EATEN

Fuck Off is like a fus ru dah

That’s gibberish, look gnome, just, get in my mouth, get eaten, then shatter me or something, you took my body, I’m not even eligible for the skeleton army because I’m just a skull, you can give me the pleasure of consuming a gnome.

Go eat @gnomishgimmy.

I would if you weren’t the gnome closest to me!

I’m not

Are you sure about that? Are you even aware where I am? Do you know where I reside? I know what’s in your beard, I know what you did gnomish. I. Know.

You don’t know shit, and if you know what’s good for you, you will shut up

No gnomish, if you know what’s good for you, you will get in my mouth and Be. Eaten.

You don’t understand what I can do

I know very well what you can do gnomish, I know what you have done, I know what you will do.

But we both know that what you wish to do is something even you know not to do.

So be. Consumed. Before it is too late gnomish.

Before it happens.

That’s a key detail you got wrong. What I truly wish to do will never come to fruition, I know that. But I will not fade gently into the tomes of history.

You won’t fade, you will re exist, different but same, same but different, you will be the gnomish bastard and you will be no one, you will be no one and you will be the gnomish bastard, you will exist yet not exist, you will not exist yet you will.

Consumption is merely a way to start, not to end

Consumption is merely a way to end, not to start

There is one difference between the choices, there is no difference between the choices.

Existence is fragile gnomish and sometimes that existence has to stop for people. Like you.

History will be no more, nor future, but as you wish, you will be left alone gnomish, may you regret your choices and be happy.

None of that makes any sense, the answer is still no.

Good luck killing them, gnomus wizardus, may you never find rest.

boycritter:

i am telling my mother about fractal dimensions
she tells me she doesnt get it
i try so very hard to explain

topological dimension 
is what we usually think about 
in terms of dimensionality

i do not tell her this is only applicable to Euclidean space
i don’t know if i can
it’s not because she wouldn’t get it
i just don’t think I have the words for it

topological dimension
is an integer
it is easily knowable 
and well understood

my mother says she understands
i know the mathematical definitions confuse her
but i can tell she is trying
because it is her daughter telling her this
ALT
fractal dimensions 
are more complicated
they consider the infinities between each point
what goes unseen in our daily lives

my mother asks me what are fractals again?
and i consider the chasm between us
i know how much she loves me
and i know there are things i will never be able to put into words

fractal dimensions
quantify complexity as a ratio of the change in detail
to the change in scale
it can take a non-integer value

and my mother still does not get it
and i am weeping not because she does not comprehend
but because i comprehend far too much
i beg of my mother to listen to her son

my mother hugs me and tells me she understands
and i know she is not talking about the mathALT

commonpigeon:

unless you literally want to crack open your rib cage and have me crawl inside do NOT flirt with me.

froody:

boneidentification:

i received this unexpectedly in the mail today. it is polished, with a small hole drilled in the center (probably for wall/case mounting?)
please tell me this isnt a human femur…. can provide more photos if necessary

This definitely looks to be a human femur that has been professionally prepped. I would contact the sender to get more information!

This post is better than any horror movie ever produced.

screenshotsofdespair:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think “actually I do not want to get involved in this” and close it

silver-tongues-blog:

thatidiotagain:

infamouslydorky:

team-magma-grunt-gordi:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

silver-tongues-blog:

thatidiotagain:

infamouslydorky:

team-magma-grunt-gordi:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

ghost–bot:

baweiii:

homunculus-argument:

Fun character dynamic: Two characters, one of whom is autistic and competent at what they do, but isn’t exactly charming to people. The other one has ADHD, can’t really do fuck-all, but had a rough learning curve about people-pleasing growing up, and is really good at charming people. And they work as a team because that’s how they work. One of them does the job as necessary and the other one just shows up like

“Oh me? Yeah no I just speak for this guy. I’m his spokesman. Yeah that’s my full time job. We cannot survive without each other.”

romcommunist:

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who’s in charge…a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

byjove:

kingpretty:

byjove:

Another interesting fact is that in the US it is illegal to sell or trade any migratory birds native to the United States and it’s overseas territories. It is only illegal to sell human remains in 8 states, however.

Well people aren’t exactly killing humans to make money off their remains lmao/lh

actually. bad news about that.

rafflesiaaa210:

ok im done making characters

yaoihands:

yaoihands:

ostricha:

yaoihands:

where the fuck is the CLUNK sound effect coming from

It’s the sound of his cock dropping to the floor

i cant hear you over the sound of my MAGNUM DONG

a very interesting addition from @gargarkindle thank you so much for clarifying after all these years!

twocubes:

twocubes:

people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm’s length continuously for seventeen years

every so often since like, March, this post will spike in popularity, and I’ll just suddenly know that a few thousand people somewhere are Going Through It for reasons I cannot know in any detail, like I’m some small node in our collective lymbic system that doesn’t actually know what to do with the signals it’s given. it’s interesting.

twocubes:

twocubes:

people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm’s length continuously for seventeen years

every so often since like, March, this post will spike in popularity, and I’ll just suddenly know that a few thousand people somewhere are Going Through It for reasons I cannot know in any detail, like I’m some small node in our collective lymbic system that doesn’t actually know what to do with the signals it’s given. it’s interesting.

professionalchaoticdumbass:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

bunjywunjy:

charlottan:

depsidase:

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs

mih-nuh:

queer-as-city-folk:

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i’ve seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i’m so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we’ve forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i’ve heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that’s understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don’t reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that’s made until this shit is wrapped up. i don’t just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go “that sucks. can’t change the past! :)” and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

guys i am fucking crying i got an old copy of pilgrims progress from a used booksale and i just opened it and there’s a handwritten dedication to a girl from her grandfather from christmas 1888 and she put a little fucking drawing in the back and im sitting on my bed losing my fucking mind over a hundred years ago a grandpa gave this book to “miss maggie” and she loved it and it’s lasted a century and im holding it right now

i showed the book to my mom when she came home from a trip and she reminded me that in little women (1868) each of the march sisters got a copy of pilgrim’s progress under their pillow for christmas there is a high, high, HIGH chance that this little girl was a huge fan of little women and talked to her grandfather about it and he got her a classic book just like her 1880s blorbos i am flailing on the ground humanity is so special

saturnellaa:

phaeton-flier:

commodore-64:

necromosss:

squeakitties:

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

put that back

Curse of Elmer Fudd

CURSE OF HOMESTUCK

teaboot:

penandinkprincess:

it’s very funny to grow up and become the age you used to think adults were so old and wise at and realize that their inner monologue was ABSOLUTELY “shit shit shit shit shit shit” the whole time 

My mom was 23 when she had me.

If I’d done the same, I’d have a kid in school right now, with a personality and everything, and because I don’t, I have ice cream for breakfast sometimes.

I remember once standing in our kitchen and asking how old she was, and she said she was twenty-six. She was getting her driver’s license, and had stuck some documents onto our fridge. I’m older than she had been then, now.

I have no idea what I’m doing. She had no idea what she was doing. There are kids right now who don’t know what they’re doing, but they think I do. So I guess I gotta fake it for them, right? Just like mom did

sapphickx:

i am plagued by silly character loving thoughts

curlicuecal:

legsdemandias:

legsdemandias:

Im not a parent, but I know that so many issues with kids misbehaving could be solved by giving them a simple task to complete instead of just yelling “stop” until they cry

Over the summer I went to an art museum with my S/O and their son (age 10). The son wasn’t as engaged as we’d hoped, but also we probably should have known. 

He whined about and my S/O said “we went to legoland for you, this is for us adults” which is fine, but that didn’t stop him from whining about. 

Immediately jumping into teacher mode, I pulled out my notebook and a pen and I said “hey, every time we stop to look at a painting for a while, I want you to draw it.” He didn’t draw a single picture. I showed him how to do it, still didn’t draw a single picture…but he also stopped whining. He couldn’t complete the task, but his focus was taken away from “I don’t want to be here” and was transferred to “what does this image look like? how can i draw this”

It doesn’t always work, but it teaches kid to channel energy and focus instead of wondering what “stop” means. Because “stop” really means “do something else”. 

for some reason your icon being a knife gave me the really strong impression you were telling me all this information at knifepoint

c-130jsuperhercules:

wingdingle:

somestrangeangels:

100line:

Peace and love on the planet earth

This is the best subreddit actually

*spins you*

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

ash-the-tiefling:

oh hi nebulaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

round and round with you!!!

whyyyy :<

:3

why did you spin me :(

to see if you’d survive :3

this is not a ^w^ moment

its quite ^v^ if you as me
Perhaps a lil ;3
maybe even 0^0

its very :((( for me

okay im sorry, ill fix it

*Spins you the other way*

please stop spinning me

I was just reversing the spin from before!

please stop spinning me i can figure out how to walk from there

the-haiku-bot:

dannydevitosthiccdog:

siren-kitten-his:

moonlit-hedge:

shellysbees:

transparasite:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

image

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

I can’t tell who is happier, the scientist or the octopus

I can’t tell who is

happier, the scientist

or the octopus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

maryajunkova:

i think ubisoft devs should not only post their work from canned projects i think they should legally be allowed to come together and eat the entire guillemot family <3

vriskakinnieaynrand:

we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

unprofessionalartist:

asimpleram:

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

It’s him, Julius xi/xir

calocera:

went through some drafts what happened to me august 4th 2022

onlinebeast:

There is a tumblr blog that only appears in my dreams. It is a blog with 1 post that is simply them answering the ask I sent (“Are you okay”) with a picture of Drake dying in a bus. This has appeared multiple times to me.

wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window