I was thinking recently about how “alt” subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything
Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?
Since the sell by date wasn’t for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like “i’m not sure you want to take them out of the bag” and he did and a passing manager was just like “That looks like a bomb, I’m just gonna take it to the back” and was off like a shot.
Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.
Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don’t know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that’s going to kill you, don’t eat it.
Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?
Since the sell by date wasn’t for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like “i’m not sure you want to take them out of the bag” and he did and a passing manager was just like “That looks like a bomb, I’m just gonna take it to the back” and was off like a shot.
Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.
Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don’t know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that’s going to kill you, don’t eat it.
my skeletons never seem to get tired of the old skull-swapping trick. I can tell they’ve done it every time, but they cackle more than ever after the reveal. I just play along at this point, nothing beats seeing these rascals happy
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
My DMs are too :3
safe
no one is safe here
I will postb
enbies are welcome (considering i am agender myself) but my blog is not a safe zone for anyone this blog emits 42 rems per second regardless of your gender. the chaos does not discriminate
Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM…⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂
no but ive been saying this so fucking much. every time i see something interesting or amazing or confusing i go into its comments hoping to find people talking about it but more often than not i’ll see tons of absolute slimeheads saying “whoAaAAaA are you DISTUUUUURRRBEEDDDD??? are you on DRU-DRU-DRU-DRUUUUUUGGGSS?????” art is over. nuance is dead. none of this generation even knows what reading comprehension is. anti-intellectualism has destroyed the landscape of media as we know it. postmodernist experimental avantgarde art will always be seen as “art about itself” and every time someone misinterprets killer7 or Inland Empire or 12oz Mouse because of how different they are from traditional art i die a little bit
Hi I don’t know what half of this meant please explain more in detail
Wearing my cloak rn and like I don’t know if I’ve ever felt better about a choice of apparel. Not only do I get the very nice bonus of shelter from the cold winds, but also some hitherto unseen degree of euphoria just from wearing this. Like I wish the world was always cold enough for me to wear this instead of being forced to go cloakless due to the summer heat.
silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.
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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess
I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball
Reblog to help this post zygote evolve into a Creature
The process by which cells make copies of themselves is called mitosis.
The fertilized egg quickly divides into a round clump of cells known as a blastocyst.
The blastocyst undergoes cleavage, developing a hollow interior with one opening that will eventually form the post’s digestive tract. In some posts (protostomes) the initial opening becomes the mouth, in others (deuterostomes) it becomes the anus. The post also develops distinct limbs.
The creature appears to be a tetrapod with four limbs, a head, and a tail.
