October 2023

backofthebookshelf:

thedreadvampy:

you gotta be able to say “die”

you gotta be able to say “suicide”

you gotta be able to talk about “sex”

they’re uncomfortable topics, YEAH for SURE

because LIFE is uncomfortable. Death and suicide and sex and pain are straight up going to happen. not having words for the way it discomforts you doesn’t make it more comfortable, it just makes you less able to reach out about it.

even more vital, you gotta be able to say words like “rape”, “abuse”, “queer” or “racist”. cause we fought fucking hard to name those experiences. to identify “rape” as distinct from “sex” and “racism” as distinct from “acceptable behaviour” and “queer” as distinct from “invert”

like the function of communication is not to minimise immediate discomfort. we gotta be able to talk about stuff that’s hard or sucks or causes difficult conversations.

This is what’s so goddamn terrifying about the Internet slowly collapsing into the same 3-5 websites–if Facebook deprioritizes you for saying “sex” and TikTok shadowbans you for saying “suicide” and Twitter X locks your account for saying “racism” we’ve lost a lot more than just the culture of the old weird internet

mikkeneko:

digitaldiscipline:

flipocrite:

huffylemon:

oh so they’re just saying the quiet part out loud? Good to know they’re just out and open now

That’s not the quiet part.

There’s something else, something they might not even be fully aware of themselves. The real quiet part is that if it was *their* child or *their* ectopic pregnancy they’d pull out all the stops to save their life or get their grandchild aborted. Planned Parenthood sees reactionaries and regressives all the time, and they are every bit the nightmare patients you’d imagine them to be. But the one thing all those patients have in common is that *their* abortion is *justified*, and the next week they’ll be outside the clinic again, rejoining the protestors for “killing their baby”.

It’d be one thing to have ghoulish principles, but the far-right have none at all.

When I was younger and had more time to waste on the internet, and spent a lot of time in various online forums getting into arguments – on purpose – I made up a game I called Six Degrees of Slut.

The game (which is a variation on the well known Six Degrees of Bacon) was very simple. In any discussion of abortion, see whether you could get the other side to articulate, within six back-and-forth exchanges, some variation of The Filthy Sluts Must Be Punished. Regardless of where their argument started, the goal of the game was to get them to admit that.

I never once lost a game of Six Degrees of Slut. On a few occasions the match was inconclusive - the other person left off arguing before we reached round six - but I never lost; I never once reached six rounds of debate with a prolifer without them expressing some variation on this sentiment. But what was really remarkable to me was, a lot of times, that there was no effort involved at all – they would blurt it out themselves, with effectively no provocation.

Scratch a prolifer, and you’ll find right under the surface the conviction that The Filthy Sluts Must Be Punished. I have never once yet found an exception. Sometimes you don’t even have to scratch.

titkoks:

neona:

bonersquat:

i-am-midnight:

vykodlak:

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

my foes shall see a formidable ^_^ before their inevitable demise

meldrat:

0nigum0:

squirtle-daddy:

that-twink-over-there:

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

russiacore:

mood

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny



hitmanmason:

silver-tongues-blog:

mrcloudyfun:

catasters:

Age old question, fellas

to has or not to has.

i don't know if you've done them already, but could you post the different versions of the hug/embrace emoji? ( 🫂 ) thank you!!

wonderful-emoji:

wonderful-emoji:

Ok this post has well crossed 2k notes, so I should probably finally explain the story of the computer in the middle.

The controversial middle emoji in this set is from the original tossface emoji set. This was an emoji font put together by a Korean company mid-pandemic lockdown, that had a number of drastic emoji changes that were later edited and resubmitted as tossface exclusive emojis, mostly in regards to updating technology or replacing Japanese cultural references with more Korean alternatives. One of these changes was replacing hugging with a video call, as at that moment it was more common.

I included the computer as the center as a representation of online relationships. I myself have experienced a number of close yet long distance friendships over the years with people I likely never would have met otherwise in online communities. People I’d give big hugs if I’d ever met in person that maybe I never will.

I will also say I have noticed a fair amount of cynicism towards the formatting at this board, with a number of people calling the middle emoji “evil”, “soulless”, and “sicking”. I understand where the malice towards the idea of online relationships replacing human love with digital interaction comes from, but I’m going to ask people to lighten up a little on this one; It was supposed to be cute for people with online friends.

craftsman-and-mover:

zygarde-the-guardian:

I’m calling today Fish Fsaturday. Don’t support overfishing today. Or ever! Have a good Fish Fsaturday!

Good post. 10/10. Eleven notes.

bernard-jackson:

biglawbear:

tsscat:

huffylemon:

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

shiningnightstars:

mmmmmmm im gonna regret this i think

well. if this post get 10k notes by the time i get my adhd evaluation, theeeeen ill read homestuck. im not telling you WHEN my adhd evaluation is, you just gotta hope and pray it isnt soon. ill be nice and give you a 1 week warning though!

good luck, timer starts now :D

reelaround-deactivated05312024:

verginediferro-deactivated20241:

torridturncoat:

we really an abortion 💪 gif made in the style of the honored celibacy one

biglawbear:

tsscat:

huffylemon:

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

psychotic-gerard:

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

hey what would u do if there was 40 dancin little men hitting it so funky fine fresh outside your doorstep they are having a cool funky fresh time and they invite you to join their funky fine fresh dance would you throw it down harder than u ever have would u dance so good and join those little dancin guys what would you do

esthermika:

i would dance

If i didnt have social anxiety

depsidase:

shencomix:





THEY’RE ROOMMATES!!! THEY’RE ROOMMATES AND GOOD FRIENDS!!!!!

asharomi:

bigmeatyflaps:

love our big fat hot fertile MILF fishes

kind of a boffff. reblog

oh-theatre:

Me: *has goals and plans today to be a functioning human being of society*

My adhd brain: ok but what if we didn’t

Me:

armandgender:

people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you

cocomeow:

Mouf

miseria-fortes-viros:

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

patrickbateman:

fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received

disgruntled-detectives:

ceekari:

dappercyborg:

ohemaa-warrior:

insomniac-arrest:

bauliya:

insomniac-arrest:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

that-dumb-space-kid:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

dogboy-gappy:

bramblepatch:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

image

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

raibread411:

dubiouslynamed:

basuralindo:

stitchthesewords:

💀 my brother in christopher

it’s true and you should say so louder

I don’t know any of you, hitting the reblog button.

Nono guys you don’t get it you’re only allowed to interact with mutuals, no liking, commenting, reblogging, following or even viewing unless they’re your mutual. Otherwise you’re rude, oh well

Also /s

capricorn-0mnikorn:

sleepycatmama:

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it’s done.

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is “misbehaving,” it’s because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest – like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

mynt-derg:

thanook:

allbankbasalisk:

rosadiaz-givesme-bipanic:

mr-freezo-42069:

imokube:

derranger:

likkrrr:

cuteautumn:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

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sparkle-potato:

medium-potato:

anti-potato:

potatofacts:

Potatoes feel freedom in the wilderness

yes because they are wild creatures

Wild and free

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to dress up for Halloween. They’re terrifying to legions of both gay and straight people already.

bifacts:

the-chemical-pilot:

bifacts:

Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

Thank you.

You’re welcome

bifacts:

bifacts:

dumb-vampire-aesthetic-deactiva:

bifacts:

Wyd?

Also if you feel like, follow me on Twitter.

Defining event so far. …

is this a threat

It has been a few months and I think perhaps it was not a threat but a warning

bifacts:

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

decodarling:

Dress worn by Claudette Colbert in Cleopatra, 1934. Designed by Travis Barton.

autisthc:

anphivenas:

jesterbots:

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

bifacts:

Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered

riverpiracy:

the-cybersmith:

riverpiracy:

banned from queeringthemap.com for attempting to tag each stretch of highway where i popped turgid at the sight of a passing driver’s truck nuts and those lady cars with the slutty eyelashes

What if a vehicle has both?

i listened to a podcast interview with you once where you paused mid-conversation to take a call from a prospective job and came back to tell the hosts you didn’t get it.

imlizy:

i do not understand when parents are like “okay we can go in the gift shop but no touching and we won’t buy anything” like dude you are setting this kid up to have a fit. under no circumstances do they understand what you just told them. to them the sentence was “okay you can go in the heaven-like area filled with awesome toys all for you” and when you tell them they have to leave without taking any of it, they will weep like adam evicted from the garden of eden. you have fucked up now

writing-prompt-s:

A private investigator, was hired to spy on you. You know this because he is comically bad at his job.

mewsicalmiss:

elfiot:

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Please tell me this is our timeline

starridge:

depsidase:

the username and icon got me

washimbembe:

sonypraystation:

eternal-fractal:

gaaytrox:

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they’re almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

Blobboreon

centers-for-disease-control:

fuckingradfems:

notsocolourblind:

hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Reblogging every time this goes past

I had to learn my rights the hard way…read this, study it, memorize it, this is insanely valuable information.

Not CDC related but important info

fruity-phrog:

gay-jesus-probably:

libertarianblue:

r4cs0:

smstransformers:

coexiststickeronaglock:

andrew-yakson:

adaughterofhorror:

Great work everybody, hit the showers

falseknees:

[31/31]

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