October 2023

pileofknives:

keezree:

atouchhereandthere:

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

I want my ass in this immediately

You: rolling around in office chair

Me: hanging from the ceiling waiting for prey to walk under me

paper-mario-wiki:

idontmindifuforgetme:

my villain origin story is that i grew up on so many cartoons w friendship as the centerpiece and like. friend groups composed of 5+ people who all love each other dearly. and that does not exist in real life bitch

chuckdrawsthings:

i have a lot of feelings about pigeons ok

squid-wizard:

kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

Actually got an ad for this post. Thanks tumblr.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

funnytwittertweets:

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

Loving the non-writers who are reblogging this specifically for the cooking advice

happyheidi:

a little bunny looking at the stars in case you’re having a bad day.

     ˚     . ✧

✧. ★ ˚

★ ☄︎

˚ ✧ ˚ 

*. ⋆

༘ * 🔭🐇

soyrwoo:

Digital drawing of an astronaut standing on the moon with three white rabbits, all from behind. One of the rabbits is looking up at the astronaut and the astronaut is looking down at the rabbits while pointing at the earth in the sky above them.ALT

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

bunnyheritageposts:

cute-animals-only:

different modes of a bun

Bunny Heritage Post

porcelain-rob0t:

on identity, healing the inner child, fursonas, and cringe culture

undeadentropy:

aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241:

sraithpics:

apas-95:

David Cleary!

i’m in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden… the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.


Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it’s a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

Can we get some cursed facts about this really strange primate colloquially called "Humans" please? I simply cannot remember how to spell the scientific name, and I don't want to embarrass myself in front of you

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

bunjywunjy:

well I’m AFRAAIIIID that you’re going to have to be more specific, because “human” is actually a pretty big group, phylogenetically speaking!

specifically, it’s every primate in the genus Homo.

<art src: John Fleagle>

this means that “human” isn’t just the term for the only extant species from this group, H. Sapiens, “human” is also the proper term for all of the extinct members!

H. Neanderthalensis was a human. So was H. Erectus.

H. Habilis, H. Floresiensis, and H. Denisova were all humans.

which makes perfect sense, actually, because Homo is just the Latin word for “human” in the first place! fancy fancy.

but as anyone who’s ever had to sit through a 300-level STEM class knows, Homo has another definition, this time from Greek, meaning “same”.

homodont. homophone. homologous. homogenized.

but doesn’t that also make perfect sense? bones aside, if all of the extinct species of human were resurrected right now and you ran into, say, a Denisovan and a Neanderthal on the street, wouldn’t you recognize them?

“You are like me. We are the same.”

“We are the same.”

<art src (all): Alfons & Adrie Kennis>

This is so interesting! I love learning when it isn’t boring

minecraft:

this is seriously fucked up and evil and makes me want to vomit blood

pileofknives:

keezree:

atouchhereandthere:

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

I want my ass in this immediately

You: rolling around in office chair

Me: hanging from the ceiling waiting for prey to walk under me

daughter-of-sapph0:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

Chinese Douyin is making cinematic masterpieces, meanwhile English tiktok is family guy funny moments with subway surfers gameplay underneath

rain-droplet:

and-corn:

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

this is everything

only-tiktoks:

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

I know I never thought I would make it to 20 but boy am I looking forward to 30. and 40. and 50. and 75. growing old is exciting and it’s a gift

when I was 16 and lorde said “feels so scary getting old” I felt that in my heart but now I’m 25 and the mountain goats say “it’s real sweet to grow old” and I sing along as loudly as I can.

sometimes getting older is an act of spite. a rebellion against a world that does not want you to survive. it’s how we say “fuck you” to a society that tries to kills us. but sometimes growing old is gentler. it is joyous. it’s something we do because we love the world and we want to see more of it. and the world, in return, loves us and wants to see more of us.

bendingsignpost:

et-in-arkadia:

carys-the-ninth:

“The magic system is never fully explained” yeah that’s how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

dat-physics-gal:

fallenwillow44:

polyphonetic:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

pope74220:

ythok:

yan-town:

kalianos:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

liquid-geodes:

an-enigmatic-mind:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Me, reading this whole post:

NOW it’s you


Oh yea? Well guess what bro


Best post I’ve seen all day

snarpreplies:

cungadero:

cungadero:

cungadero:

literally no dermatologist on earth says acne is caused by bad hygeine/lack of a skincare routine btw. its genetic. every single piece of research ever done on acne says its genetic. feel like i need to restate this every time i see a post about skincare

a few years ago i made an identical post to this and someone tagged it with “yeah ive known this from personal experience. because i once spent an entire summer not bathing and the only water that ever touched my face was from public pools yet i never once had any acne” and every single time i see someone talking up their skincare routine this info forces its way back into my brain

dont be a fucking dumbass on this post btw im serious. actually read academic papers on acne dont fucking post correlation is causation shit on this post. every person who has acne has a half dozen multi billion dollar industries constantly trying to convince them its secretly their fault against all published research as it stands. so don’t fucking help them

Acne vulgaris is a skin condition that can be caused by any of a number of different factors, most of which are unrelated to hygiene - but only a few of which are related to your genes.

“Every single piece of research done on acne” does not say that acne is genetic, because genetics are beyond the scope of 90+% of dermatologic research.

I understand why OP is frustrated: there are a lot of predatory “skin care” products sold on the basis of misinformation. But what they are saying is untrue and potentially-dangerous.

Acne is not a harmless and immutable trait like the color of your eyes: it is a potentially-treatable disease. On its own, it’s not going to kill you - but because it damages your skin integrity, it makes you more vulnerable to infectious diseases. It can also be an early warning sign of potentially-serious conditions that you could get treated before they actually become dangerous.

If you’re an adult and have chronic acne, I strongly suggest getting a checkup and asking for an endocrine workup. This is particularly important if you have any “boring”/“stress-related” chronic health issues like fatigue, depression, high blood pressure, gastrointestinal problems, lower back pain, difficulty sleeping, etc. Maybe it is just stress - or maybe your thyroid gland is acting up or you have PCOS, and taking a pill in the morning will solve every problem you’re having and prevent a heart attack in 15 years.

jewelprince:

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

samwisethewitch:

samwisethewitch:

samwisethewitch:

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

redpandarascal:

probablyasocialecologist:

same as it ever was

terri-theslime13:

tallyhoot:

EATING THE ICE CREAM AND IGNORING THE STOMACH ACHE

BE STRONG, FRIEND

o-cinnamonstickz:

ad-wills:

oops

@naffeclipse

into-the-weeds:

pringlesaremydivision:

byjove:

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

(via @monimolimnion)

[screenshot of tags which read: 

#much more comfortable being a woman when I realised it literally doesn’t have to mean anything 
#unlock cis+ it’s good for you]

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

Brian David Gilbert has a face that looks like it’d translate well into an adventure time character

like this

HEY PAST HERA GUESS FUCKING WHAT

pokemonheritageposts:

astraldemise:

i know ive been talking about joltik a lot recently but i genuinely think its the cutest pokemon ever. look at him

Pokemon Heritage Post

aacetrainer:

sabertoothwalrus:

charlesoberonn:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

hate remembering that one of the main characters of Adventure Time was canonically born from mpreg oviposition

The mpreg birth happens on screen

image

can’t forget to bring up the aftermath

People who have never seen adventure time reading this thread:


myspacebradley-deactivated20250:

“And then I got mad. I got terribly mad.”

fibbunny:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

leolaroot:

*walking around between my mutuals desks* hi how are we doing over here? you guys need anything? *leans down and peeks at your posts* oh youre doing a great job with that picture! awesome job colouring :) is he a character from the cartoon you like? ohhh its called anime? well he looks so cool you did an awesome job.

I’m sorry, but you can’t hide this in the tags

#oh you’re done here? let me put it on the wall then so everyone can see it! *reblogs your post*

You’re all a delight to have

baphcomet:

helenestica:

the-skringler:


I believe I’ve just created a hard pic of all time..,,. feel free to screenshot,.,,,.

rjalker:

Anyways, we need more characters who don’t want to have kids, ever, no matter how much they love the person they’re with, even if that person wants kids. It’s just an absolute dealbreaker for this person, including adoption.

And they are not demonized or initialized for feeling this way, nor are they aren’t pressured into changing their minds, nor are they forced “"by chance”“ into a parenting role by finding an abandoned baby on the side of the road or whatever.

If the character was abused as a child, this fact is not used to downplay or ignore their wishes not to have kids of their own, nor is it used to show that once they "get over it” they’ll change their minds.

Not everyone wants kids, including through adoption. Not everyone wants to be pregnant. Having kids is not a requirement for having a happy and healthy and “real” relationship.

We need more stories and characters that reflect the reality of everyone, not just the ideal of the nuclear family, now edited to include Queer couples.

ricochete29:

ricochete29:

ricochete29:

the reason i like reblog bait posts here is that in other places it’s always something like “REPOST or this SCARY DEMON will SHOW UP in your room at 3 AM!!!” or “SHARE this to 10 PEOPLE or you will have BAD LUCK for 7 YEARS!!!!”

and here its like “reblog to punt prev into the fucking sun” or whatever

reblog to punt prev into the fucking sun

Oh welp. Here I go

WHEEEEEEE

theonenamedperry:

ivapiva:

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

calvinandhobbescomic:

sabertoothwalrus:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

happy october time to bring back this bad boy

sleep-deprived-lesbian:

comment by "lewis4565" on a tumblr post saying "i am nobody's favorite person and i can be given up very easily?"ALT

the pornbots are developing mental illness

the-promised-wlan:

“In Ideological Battles, Technological Competition And In Trans Sports, Let’s Be Invincible In Every Fight! Glory To Our Trusted Technocrat Elon Musk!”

undeadentropy:

aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241:

sraithpics:

apas-95:

David Cleary!

i’m in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden… the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.


Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it’s a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

jack-os-5d:

uglygirlstatus:

I wish at the part in Death Note where L and Light have their tennis match and the teacher wants them to join the tennis team that he successfully convinced them and the whole story just abruptly pivoted to a sports manga

the kira killings stop the moment light joins the tennis club and it becomes obvious to everyone that light was kira but L doesnt want to lose their top player right before they go to nationals so it abruptly pivots back into trying to fool the police again

niceinchnails:

the-haiku-bot:

ceirth-designs:

acekoral:

cloverandcrossbones:

autisticmight:

gutsygills:

celyndrical:

sunshine-tattoo:

bee-livers:

delmondo:

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

you forgot russian cat tumblr

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

Love the language specific additions

Philosophy in this thread:

Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets

can be found in every

language and culture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

foone:

fractalkitty:

foone:

twocatsinatrenchcoat:

foone:

Bad idea: a bot called like “transition-timelines”, that always posts two photos, and captions it “0 months HRT, X months HRT”

Where X=a random number between 9 and 36.

The two images are picked at random from the #selfie tag, on different users posts.

Alternatively: the two images are picked entirely at random from a pool deliberately lacking selfies.

That’s a great idea, actually. Just random photos. Or maybe even only put selfies on the left…

maybe sometimes the selfie is on the right instead?

Good idea. Like so:


0 months HRT, 20 months HRT

the-haiku-bot:

ceirth-designs:

acekoral:

cloverandcrossbones:

autisticmight:

gutsygills:

celyndrical:

sunshine-tattoo:

bee-livers:

delmondo:

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

you forgot russian cat tumblr

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

Love the language specific additions

Philosophy in this thread:

Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets

can be found in every

language and culture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

necodrop-archive:

dead-immortal:

ridgette58:

:

blunt-force-therapy:

fillthedarkvoid:

batateeeth-deactivated20231122:

my hungry ass could not be a surgeon

Would you drop your food while preforming surgery? So it is now inside a human?

There’s always food inside a human. Always

Always

go for the kidneys. they’ll come back with time.

…..I think that’s the liver??

manrippedapartbydogs: