October 2023

terribledactyl:

“we want more weird queer people” you guys can’t handle it/its users

watermelon-but-awesome:

alledherlu-q-pereon:

the-haiku-bot:

frost-sodalis:

lastvalyrian:

the-haiku-bot:

viva-1a-resistance:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

“Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.”

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The world is lovely, can’t wait to see more of it. awesome and awesome.

i-say-ok:

brionysea:

aromantic

ok. :) 👍

cyreneduvent:

Universities should have swing sets

confield:

Hey man is that a vase in your pocket or is it just two people looking at each other

t00thpasteface:

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

leviathan-supersystem:

lol. lmao.

april:

📦 Shipping update: we’re not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

desktopatomicclocks:

📦 shipping update:

missent to mars. perseverance rover took a picture of it and now nasa thinks aliens are stealing our packages. we apologize for the inconvenience.

brightlotusmoon:

deathwarlock:

issablog:

deathwarlock:

Shaved my head today

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

look at my head boy

procastinatingspecter:

mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406:

my growing collection

riftclaw:

destielmemenews:

two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "The Federal Communications Commission is planning to restore net neutrality. The proposed rules would reclassify broadband as an essential utility like water or electricity."ALT

source 1

source 2

just so it shows up in the notes: this is an extremely good thing, which is why you will see the internet/cell companies revolt against it– it will prevent them from selling your data to spamcall companies and selectively throttling their competitor’s sites, among other things.

also remember that the internet has basically replaced phone service entirely now, with most phones now simply operating via VOIP. legislating the internet the same way as landlines were is really a no-brainer, it’s the same service in a slightly different form.

himborc:

bunniope:

oh youre bi? why dont you “bi” me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

weaponsdrawn:

mistagain01:

los-autismos:

yourfriendkerfwuffle:

roachgames:

greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat:

aileaxthevoidien:

tuxibirdie:

confuzz1ed:

stantler-and-walrein:

carawith17as:

bothersome-edgar:

k00laidcrush:

tribblemakingalicorn:

hahaha-darn-it:

i-cant-believe-its-v:

cactus-boyo:

ohshrekmyheck:

acefandom103:

furry-slushie:

dnacademic:

kiwi-draws:

toujours-fidele:

actualchiotdelphine:

lenasai:

roach:

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roach:

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

what

wh

w-

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

I-

what?

i’m frightened

Attempting to reblog

apparently I can’t reblog without writing some text here. not even with only tags

here goes nothing

Hey what

hi the fuck

.

GreaerG post everybeverybeverybeveryBEEEE

Hit the shHit

the showHit

owers

Hit

post

shHit post

showowowowowowowowo owo?

post

wuh

i love how the reblog format changed halfway through

WISH ME LUCK, IM REBLOGGING

It worked I reblogged it!

my app just crashed and i didn’t even see this post

ye all have a skill issue nothing happened to me!!

yippee ! pirate powers ! pirate flag emoji

Hehehe, no problems here!! :3

also, hehe pirate talk

FUCK YWHA I CAN REBLOG IT

Reblog!

freelance-fiend:

my century-old great grandfather taking a sip of whatever concoction 8-year-old me brewed for him by using every button on the soda fountain instead of the iced tea he asked for

lotsandlotsofbirds:

teathattast:

radiofreederry:

shleepy-girl:

:

“kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism” did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

And, fun fact, it plateaued! Just in case you were confused and suddenly afraid that the world would be exclusively lefties now that we are no longer enforcing right-handed-ness.

Does that sound similar to any other stupid viewpoints you might have? Hmmm?

jenovacomplete:

A cropped screenshot of a pop-up within the YouTube app, reading:
"Craving something new?
(accompanied by distinct shapes in their colour) Red, Blue, Green
Create a feed of YouTube videos based on colour, and enjoy exploring!"
and a button beneath that says, "Let's go!"ALT

what the actual fuck

kuromi-hoemie:

transexuality:

im cain and im abel

the brothers

the brother

gamergoo:

the-haiku-bot:

surprisebitch:

yesthatgino:

spicywillgraham:

weirdness-is-good:

carnival-phantasm:

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

historians will be trying to decipher this in the future

historians will

be trying to decipher

this in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

desktopatomicclocks:

reverse burglar that leaves things in your house and upgrades your security

punctuation-completionist:

sioltach:

. ’

2/21

chaoticvictorianspirit:

desktopatomicclocks:

dailyfoodlovers:

kushblazer666:

are you gonna finish taht..

200 dollars? one expensive as hell cheesecake

nyxfaei:

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

catchymemes:

assigned-homework-at-birth:

Closeted trans aroace: hey guys I’m having a gender reveal party


Friends: but you’re aroace I thought you didn’t even want to have a kid…


Closeted trans aroace:


Friends:


Closeted trans aroace: :)


California Fire Department: you’re having a WHAT

thoughts on hole ?

the-haiku-bot:

notahorseindisguise:

mclennonyaoi:

hole > nirvana

^^ex buddhist monk who left the monastery to have tonnes of gay sex

^^ex buddhist monk who

left the monastery to

have tonnes of gay sex

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thyrell:

dailyquests:

alphabetcompletionist:

  • Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

the-haiku-bot:

cuppafoxtea:

love it when i read a post and at the end there’s a haiku bot post

love it when i read

a post and at the end there’s

a haiku bot post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

keepsyuwild:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

the-haiku-bot:

pengychan:

Sometimes you watch a show, love it, join the fandom, and have a great time.

Sometimes you watch a show, love it, join the fandom, and have a okay time.

Sometimes you watch a show, love it, join the fandom, and have a bad time.

Sometimes you watch a show, love it, take a look at the fandom, and see the fandom equivalent of a nuclear mushroom cloud telling you in no uncertain terms that it’s best to keep enjoying the show well away from the fandom. And possibly upwind.

Sometimes you watch a

show, love it, join the fandom,

and have a great time.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

wistfulwonders:

owlmylove:

sunshine gives you wrinkles and laughter leaves lines and late nights will stamp bruises beneath your eyes. life will always leave its mark on you. live it anyway!!!

The image of life will never be worth more than the doing of it!!!!!!!!!!!

The image of life

will never be worth more than

the doing of it!!!!!!!!!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

invincimole:

TOO ASS! [falls off my lily pad. hits the water and dies instantly]

TOO ASS! [falls off my

lily pad. hits the water

and dies instantly]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

sweeneydino:

I FELL INTO DEEPNEST OH MY FUCKING GOD I TRIPPED UP AND FELL INTO DEEPNEST.

I FORGOT THERE WAS A COLLAPSING FLOOR NEAR MOTH PROPHET OH GOD WHY

I don’t even have the deepnest map memorized I’m gonna die here

Cornifer is crying oh god this wasn’t the run plan this wasn’t the plan at all 😫

Why

Why does this game humble me

I FORGOT THERE WAS

A COLLAPSING FLOOR NEAR MOTH

PROPHET OH GOD WHY

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

camcorderrevival:

the sciences and humanities are kissing with tongue. forever.

the sciences and

humanities are kissing

with tongue. forever.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

captain-kit-adventuress:

paralegal-activity:

skopostheorie:

skopostheorie:

This is the first time someone’s pointed something out about the way we behave I didn’t even realise and found myself realising they are entirely right

This right here ⬆️ is why machine translation will never replace learning a language, because language learning is about so much more than just vocabulary. Now, in this case Australians and Americans speak the same language, so at some point they might be able to figure out where their conversations with each other are going wrong (as seen above). But now imagine a German and an American and no-one speaks the other’s language and they’re just going back and forth with DeepL. In Germany talking about your achievements a lot and unprompted is often seen as bragging. A German and an American who don’t speak each other’s language and have never learned anything about cultural differences will eventually go away from that conversation with the German thinking the American is inpolite, braggy and self-centered and the American thinking the German person is reserved, cold and boring.

You can expand that concept to business letters and emails. Sure, I can put my business emails through DeepL and maybe I’ll even end up with a grammatically correct translation (it’s not a difficult text most of the time) but because of cultural differences the writing style needs to be very different in some cases! The example that stuck out most to me back when I was studying translation is a payment reminder our teacher showed us. Germans will just write “Final reminder: We have not yet received payment. Please pay the outstanding sum to the following account by [date] or we will be forced to take legal action” and it’s fine. The British letter looked completely different; something along the lines of: “We’re terribly sorry but we do not seem to have received payment in the above-mentioned case yet. Could you please double check if everything went alright and the payment has gone through? If it hasn’t we would be grateful if you could make sure we receive it by [date]”. Sure, a British company and a German company sending a reminder like that abroad could just put their own standard letter through DeepL, but if a German person got a British reminder like that they’d just be like “Lol, no need to be so pompous about it, why not tell me clearly what you want!” and well, if a British person got a German reminder, they’d probably be very offended. Now imagine that for correspondence that’s actually important for your business relationships with companies abroad. Yeah, you don’t want to be using DeepL for that.

Grammar makes language comprehensible; culture makes language alive.

Grammar makes language

comprehensible; culture

makes language alive.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

nicodemus-diangelo:

One thing i can’t wait to see when the show gets released is

Tv show only fans being confused by what book fans post

Like we will be freaking out over something and they’ll be all “wait why are yall freaking out??”

Tv show

only fans being confused

by what book fans post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

ghostbsuter:

regonold:

I kinda want danny who’s been adopted by the wanyes to be schmoozing it up at a gala (because listen nothing is funnier than the image of Gotham elites being like oh whats this one’s gimmick cus all the other’s have something only for danny to just be a dude) only for like the giw to raid the place to get danny ( cus he’s a ghost? Cus he’s a Fenton? Who knows)

Only for danny to pick up a bottle chug it smash it and vault out a window shouting you’ll never catch me alive

Now this increases his reputation with most Gothamites and rouges and absolutely worries the fuck out of the batfam why is the government chasing you danny and hiw are you so good at running

It was supposed to be a normal gala, everyone attending and maybe smuggle in Danny’s official introduction to the public.

Danny didn’t really mind, having been lectured and taught by Sam during the times of suffering they’d had to go through together.

Yet, since waking up, he’d had a bad feeling.

Good thing he listened to that bad feeling, considering the situation he is at right now.

(He had looked at Dami when he saw the agents pile in, handing him his glas and grabbing the bottle. He ignored the scowl in favor of shouting, “Viva la revolution!”)

The comm crackles to life as he smashes one of the GIW agents with a bottle of champagne over the head, grabbing another and downing in one go.

He passes Jason, grinning like a feral cat and swiping another GIW agent to the ground.

(At that moment, the forced-to-be-here Jason watched wide eyed, a soft “What the fuck” leaving him as he held his glass.)

“Get him!” Multiple guns were pointed at the running teen. The guests and the waynes were pressed to the walls of the room and murmured.

Danny jumped, kicking the agent down and ducking from the shoots.

He’s running to the tall windows, opening one and sending his farewells.

“You will never catch me alive!!”

And jumps out, a flurry of colourful laser shoots following.

The agents pile behind the window, shouting incomprehensibly.

(One of guests leans towards Mr. Wayne, sipping her champagne. “Say, Bruce, are you sure he isn’t from Gotham City?”

The man in turn blinks, smiling charmingly despite the demon’s fighting in his head at what’s going on. “I… was pretty sure, maybe he just fits in?”

The Lady laughs, dumping her rest of the drink on a agent and making a haste retreat.

Bruce is only half sure that, that was someone he knew and just disguised.)

Bruce is only half

sure that, that was someone he

knew and just disguised.)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

is-this-fascism:

is-this-trans:

dailyquests:

alphabetcompletionist:

  • Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

alledherlu-q-pereon:

the-haiku-bot:

frost-sodalis:

lastvalyrian:

the-haiku-bot:

viva-1a-resistance:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

“Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.”

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

riflesniper-a:

insanely important thrift store find

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

madamesehun:

one-blaze-of–glory:

thesituation:

what the hell

[Image description: A screenshot from the Mulan movie during the scene in which Shang is disappointed to find out that Mulan is a woman and leaves her out in the snow. A speech bubble has been drawn to look like Shang is telling her what the anonymous message said to OP. /End description]

One time my buddy took some shrooms and drank and started having a really bad time so we tried to watch a bunch of chill stuff to calm him down and the only thing that worked was How It’s Made so we watched that for a few hours. He really liked the episode where they make marbles

powerburial:

you saved his life

anarcho–neptunism:

yeahiwasintheshit:

hey where is this mcdonald’s

sharklights:

threecirclingbuzzards:

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*