October 2023

shower-racoon:

dj-tak0wasa:

what-even-is-thiss:

soupmoths:

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

it’s been 1 year already??? it feels like The PS5 took over this site just yesterday, and it’s already been a year???

iamoutofideas:

*eurodance dj voice* ARE WE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER OR WHAT????

vinnybox:

l4byr1nthz1:

artastic-foe:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

zzoupz:

transgendercyborg-deactivated20:

pyrobchilling:

Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here

his friend “Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You”

Their long suffering associate, the “Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)”

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

yiffmaster:

tlngle:

yiffmaster:

*wakes up in a cold sweat* a Wario-style negative-version of Bowser who’s ultra cheerful and peppy called Wowser

Wowser blew up again today

yiffmaster:

tuulikki:

gaphic:

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

yiffmaster:

I’m a very “incremental changes don’t fix a broken system” type of person, but Biden’s NLRB deserves credit. It’s obviously operating within existing labor laws, but it’s a been doing everything within that legal power to help unions and it’s a significant reason for the success of so many unionization pushes in the last several years

I should actually do some research on why this is, huh. one sec

Biden, to his credit, went and fired the Top Lawyer of the Board immediately (the first time a President has exercised this authority since 1950 lol). I don’t think he himself has done anything that different since then - his appointees came from SEIU, which is pretty normal afaik, and he waited for a normal term to expire before getting his 3/5 majority on the Board itself.

That alone has been pretty big - it reset the inertia of the Board, putting a new majority to work with a new General Counsel, who has forced Amazon to allow workers to organize throughout their facilities. This was crucial to many (all?) recent Amazon unionization votes. They’ve also forced employers to hire workers fired for organizing.

I’m not finding huge seismic changes in policy - obviously Biden isn’t passing new labor laws even if he wanted to. It just seems like his firing of the General Counsel allowed the NLRB to really hit the ground running and give full support to a wave of grassroots unionization. Nice

Wait I found a seismic change in policy

6 days ago the NLRB released a decision reviving the Joy Silk doctrine. Starting now, the federal government will recognize a union as soon as a majority of employees sign union cards - no election needed. If the employer requests an election (I’m sure they always will), the Board will automatically recognize the union if the employer is found tampering with the process. This means firing organizing workers, intimidation/harassment, etc., will result in an immediate union victory.

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to call this the biggest change in labor law since the doctrine was killed off in the 70s. I also actually believe that Biden’s NLRB will enforce it. This actually deserves its own post, it’s that huge and it just happened. I’m so glad I did this research lmao

this is a great time to keep in mind that all change is inherently incremental! there is no end goal or standard unit of progress, and it is not possible to snap our fingers and change a system- even the Glorious Revolution would happen in increments.

And the Great Day of (Unproblematic, Uneugenical, Ungenocidal) Revolution, uh, seems to be on the same delivery schedule as the Second Coming of Christ… so increments at least alleviate some human suffering in the immediate present.

Not trying to be argumentative but for perspective, only 9.5% of US workers are members of a union. There’s lots better countries if you want to be envious of strong organized labor

powerburial:

bigprettygothgf:

the future is so awesome man

shes speaking patois

yiffmaster:

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

just saw puss and boots heres my initial thoughts!

really, tumblr user yiffmaster? is that such a concern to you?

parade me naked through the streets why don’t you

campyvillain:

I FORGOT I NAMED ONE OF MY POKEMON THIS NOW IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I JUST RAN OVER A BIRD

melodyclover:

they put me on this beautiful Earth 🌏 to make 5 note textposts

r0zeclawz:

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water

lornandleveled:

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

honeymushroom:

nobody understands my humor

gothicprep:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

prohaloplayer:

it’s gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast

bugmistake:

someone please tell internet baby gays that gay panic means something else

coldasyou:

i’m sorry but it is 2023 some of you NEED to let go of this belief that appearance and morality are linked you can not keep living in this disney world where all bad people are ugly and all good people are beautiful you can not

allidrawscomics:

My first car was this glorious tiny truck that was my age. It was broken in so many ways. The driver side lock was busted, so it would lock but literally anything would unlock it. I kept a pocket knife in my purse because I could unlock it with that if I accidentally locked my keys inside.

One day at a gas station I locked both my keys and my purse inside. I walked over to a complete stranger and was like “Excuse me, I’m so sorry to bother you, but would you like to see a magic trick? I need a key, any key at all” and this dude actually lent me a key and I blew on it, told him this key was magic now, and then unlocked my car with it. Gave him his key back and drove away.

I remembered that guy yesterday and wondered if he thought I was on drugs or something.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

thebibliosphere:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

okay who the fuck

#hahah#May the weight of your popularity be heavy on your soul#I don’t know what that should mean but it sounded too cool not to say

I join the pantheon shrouded and weighed by the ever-present drape of this technicolour check’s coat, patrons of blinding rainbow spectra and mirthful mischief haunting my inbox. this is both very and very much NOT pogchamp of yall

If you’re shrouded then I’m being buried alive.

oh my GOD how what is THAT?????

timelyenigma:

turnabtsisters:

maythray:

gouger and gougita

e bugs

???????? hello? gouger jumpscare

archive-of-days:

fearthefuzzybear:

a stick that looks like a horse, captioned "stick that looks like a horse Saturday. share if its a stick or if its saturday"ALT

Happy stick that looks like a horse Saturday

22nd:

22nd:

I wanna be an art tutorial guy soobad

creature-wizard:

Whoa there, pardner! What have you done to make sure that belief or practice actually originates in ancient times and didn’t come from the imagination of a repressed Victorian romantic?

t4tails:

top 10 incomprehensible tumblr fandoms NUMBER 1: miraculous ladybug. not even a good childrens cartoon

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

127leilas:

vympr:

gus-goose:

vympr:

vympr:

okay.

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this says a lot about society

Or just about tumblr

no its society

celibacy sweep

horreurscopes:

you don’t have to pay overdraft fees ever

the biden administration recently cracked down on overdraft fees which means banks cannot force you to pay them as they have become opt-in – however you do have to call the bank (for example, paypal payments overdraft you even if you have opted out, as they function like checks.)

my experience is with wellsfargo but i imagine that most major banks may operate similarly:

  1. if you have an overdraft fee, call the bank, you will get a machine. go through the autentification process with it but do not mention your issue when it asks you to (specially not the word overdraft – this is a conspiracy theory i cannot prove but i swear to god they rewire you to more aggressive phone people if you tipoff the machine) instead say “i’d like to speak to a representative” the machine will be like “lol didn’t get that” so you may need to repeat it a couple more times before it wires you to a real person
  2. wait! i’d recomend calling as early in the morning as possible to avoid elevator music.
  3. be nice to the customer service person who picks up (i make a point of thanking them for their help and calling them by their name, if i don’t catch it the first time i ask them again for it)
  4. my script is something along the lines of: “hi, i noticed there’s an overdraft fee in my account that posted on [date]. i am calling to see if we (WE – you and the representative are a team against the problem) could do something about it” (<- you may decide to be more direct, i just put my innocent hat on)
  5. most if not all of what they say to you is a script. they will be like “i will check that for you with the automated process that takes into account you previous refund activity” BLAH BLAH BLAH. more waiting. if you have had any refunds in the past 12 months, they will be like “sorry the system says no (:” THOUGH, VERY RECENTLY, they have tacked on this question: do you have any thoughts on that / how do you feel about that / etc. though even if they do not prompt you, here’s the next step:
  6. say: thank you! i appreciate the automated review, however i do not agree/approve/consent to being charged a fee. is there any way you could check again / anyone else i could talk to / would it be possible to refund it regardless? etc.
  7. they will check again, possibly more waiting, and then you will get an immediate refund! in the rare case they refuse to, here is the link to the FDIC website that you can refer to (note, this is for overdraft fees only):

8. i cannot emphasize this enough – be nice !!!!!!!!!!! BE NICE! be cheerful, say “thank you” and “no worries” and “take your time!”. it is NOT a confrontation, it is NOT their fault, and most of the time the customer service representative wants this to be as frictionless as possible. they are helping you, use the opportunity to make a moment of their day a lot less stressful than they expect it to be.

that is ALL – i have been using wellsfargo for over eight years, and have lost hundreds of dollars to predatory overdraft fees charged as a punishment for having no money.

during the beginning covid, when they were momentarily suspended (you had to mention covid on the phone to get them back lol), i came to the realization that all of this time they could have been giving me my money back. there was no reason not to, except corporate greed.

do not let phone social anxiety let them take your money from you, now that it is easier than EVER to get it back. and if you need motivation to pick up the phone, remember this headline from a couple of years back lol:

DEATH TO CAPITALISM !!!!!!

tittyinfinity:

stophavingsex-deactivated202305:

i like it when male waiters are cute… bring me some mozzarella sticks, pretty boy

forestofsprites:

i’m such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!

One time my buddy took some shrooms and drank and started having a really bad time so we tried to watch a bunch of chill stuff to calm him down and the only thing that worked was How It’s Made so we watched that for a few hours. He really liked the episode where they make marbles

powerburial:

you saved his life

seymour-butz-stuff:

mysharona1987:

Lol, at the US being determined to fight socialism but Americans flocking overseas for the socialism.

To be fair, the ones fleeing to other countries aren’t the ones who call everything that helps people socialism

The people who do the latter haven’t left the town they were born in

theotherhappyplace:

mugenfinder:

bumblepuppy:

mugenfinder:

deepdive002:

yepperoni:

legit had no idea the chinese tom and jerry mobile game was still going

I had to find this Chinese adaptation of the American slapstick classic.
I confirm, yes this is a real thing: https://youtu.be/NOA-mPpCWcA

I’m not sure if it’s a shoddy reskin of a popular IP or an artistic miracle breathing new life into characters that would probably never be animated again otherwize.
I guess I’ll need to play it to find out.
Can anyone help me with a Chinese Captcha?

To my understanding, it’s essentially 2D Dead by Daylight with the theme being Cats vs. Mice.
I think when the game started they didn’t have much for characters so you could play as a few different versions of Jerry.
But the roster seems to really filled out now.

Pictured here IS NOT Jerry, it’s Devil Jerry who is a separate character with his own skins.

And here’s skins for Normal Jerry,

They’ve also made some characters inspired by unnamed characters from the cartoons.
Like the female cats Tom would try to get with, Toodles Galore has an “EDM Girl” costume.

and the cat from the Wild West episode

They’ve done a lot more than you could think they would.
The wiki is surprisingly detailed.

I like that original characters were made for this game, including this trans calico who looks like an edgy anime boy.

Actually not an original character, there’s very few.

95% of the characters are based on actual characters who appeared in at least one episode most of the time.

“Siffy” is based off the kitten from the 1964 where Jerry tries to protect it from Tom.

The only truly original characters seem to be these two

This is fascinating and baffling

sourcreammachine:

skyhon:

the-real-gingakid:

spoonoftar:

:

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

This reminded me of this

“mixed-race babies are so fashionable right now!” eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt eat dirt

flowers-but-gay:

pov: i’m talking to you about something :3

xxuji:

yyugix:

birds cant serve cunt

i bet you feel really stupid rn

artkadukan:

do you guys just ever go about your day doing the most Basic Shit Ever but then midway through doing said Basic Shit Ever you suddenly feel like you’re in a renaissance painting? Like. Yes, im eating a pickle. But in a renaissance painting-esque way. Because it happens to me a lot and I fucking love it.

mikkeneko:

teratorequests:

t-a-c:

prokopetz:

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion

(this is actual Hindu myth)

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

that1randomnerd:

catchymemes:

Birby

defilerwyrm:

A screenshot of a Craigslist ad with a photo showing a brown guinea pig. The ad’s title, however, reads “genuine pig”.ALT

genuine pig

re-dracula:

Only holy objects can defeat the Count.Re: Dracula Cast

In celebration of this most holy day (Quincey uses his gun), here’s a reading of @picklepie888’s post.

(Get the full meme compilation by joining our Patreon)

Keep reading

normaltemperature:

sleepnoises:

sugarsprinkles:

sugarsprinkles:

Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other

you are part of the problem.

reuniting key with map like long lost lovers meeting eyes across a crowded room (link 2 wikipedia page for screenreaders)

the first image in this post is a map of the USA color coded to indicate repetitive birds

this is a key to the map clarifying what color corresponds to what bird. i started listing states but accidentally deleted them so will link wikipedia above 

bird quantities:
Northern cardinal - 7
Western meadowlark - 6
Northern mockingbird - 5
Wild turkey - 4
American robin - 3
Bobwhite quail - 3
American goldfinch - 3
Chickadee - 2
Chicken - 2
Eastern bluebird - 2
Mountain bluebird - 2
Wood duck - 2ALT

team fortress 2

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

The older you get the more you will realize that your friends are people who have made mistakes and bad decisions and even just fucked up and hurt people.

And obviously your boundaries with your friends are completely up to you but you do need to recognize that if you cut off everyone who has done something wrong, you’re going to end up with no friends (and you yourself will have also fucked up in your life, and not lived up to those impossible standards either).

I’ve found it’s much more constructive to learn how to say “hey dude, that was massively fucked up of you,” because most people are really willing to say “yeah, it was, I need to work on it/not do it again/apologize and make things right” ESPECIALLY if they are hearing it from you as their friend.

Sometimes the kindest thing you can do for another person is to tell them that they’ve done something wrong, help them fix it, and stay their friend because it’s what we would want from them if we did something wrong.

luv-vivi:

dusty21134:

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you’re my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

reblog to tellprev your their FRieedn??? Friend with them????? likes them????

when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway

consultingskeletondetective:

bardofheartdive:

pearlcrandall:

amynchan:

missannaraven:

howitreallyistobeanartist:

Current mood…

Reminder that she actually wins that season, so keep your head up.

Reminder that she constantly had trouble believing that she deserved to be there and her first few could best be described as ‘not the worst’.

And she won. She stayed positive, cried when she needed to, and kept going.

Once more:

  1. Stay positive
  2. Cry when you need to
  3. Keep going

Remember - the first draft isn’t to get it right, it’s to get it written

Once you have bare bones, no matter how bad, it gets so much easier

jenovacomplete:

A cropped screenshot of a pop-up within the YouTube app, reading:
"Craving something new?
(accompanied by distinct shapes in their colour) Red, Blue, Green
Create a feed of YouTube videos based on colour, and enjoy exploring!"
and a button beneath that says, "Let's go!"ALT

what the actual fuck

prohaloplayer:

classic three dots at the end of a sentence strat…

kod-lyoko:

autism creature real, i love emoji kitchen

timidusaquilae:

there should be snakes in mimnecraft an they should look like this

the-haiku-bot:

you-dangerous-mute-lunatic:

video games may not be real but the pain i feel from them sure is

video games may

not be real but the pain i

feel from them sure is

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

good-4-her:

simply dont monday